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    Coda to “Crash and Burn.” The beginning of a beautiful friendship, set in 2008. Featuring Tanner and Q (who’s not yet Q at this point), with a splash of protective former double-oh (Q’s father). Basically, we find out what Q’s father was up to during “Crash and Burn” (read: causing chaos, ex-double-oh style), and we learn that a bored genius is a bad thing for the global economy.

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    After the death of M and the many that came before her, James finds himself shutting out the world around him. He would have been perfectly fine staying that way if it weren't for some young scrap of a thing that came along and messed that all up by kicking in his knee.
    Emotions were messy things, and it seemed his new informant 'Q' was determined to make his life as messy as that crow's nest he called hair. Oddly enough, James isn't sure he minds it all that much.

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    9/23
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    74
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    123
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    23
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    1955
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    A virus that turns people in to half decayed walking corpses takes over the world just as Q and James head out to attend a conference in Rome. Stranded over a thousand kilometres from home, surrounded by the infected, gangs, and wilderness, Bond is tasked with the mission to get his Quartermaster back to MI6 to help save the world.

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    35/35
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    494
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    Q, who isn’t Q yet, is sent out on a mission with 002. Only one of them makes it back alive. Pre-Skyfall Q backstory for why Q is afraid of flying. Features big brotherly Alec Trevelyan, and lots of hurt/comfort and angst. Part of the Bright Star ‘verse, after “The Recruit,” but can stand alone.

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    70
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    AU story in which Q is seriously injured when Blofeld’s men shoot at the car at the end of Spectre. Bond and the other agents realize just how much their Quartermaster means to them. Features OCs (Q’s friends and family) but no romantic pairings. Mostly hurt/comfort and family.

    Edit: Title spelling changed from "Bark" to "Barque" (as in, a bloody big ship) so it doesn't sound like a dog story.

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    17
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    91
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    13
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    1444
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    “You got on a plane for me,” Bond says then, tilting his head, and Q finds he can’t quite breathe right. He’d hoped for a goodbye, dreamed maybe of an explanation, but he’s out of his depth here and drowning was never the sort of death he’d wanted.

    or: q is used to bond leaving. he's not used to him not coming back.

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    9
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    150
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    13
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    1078
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    After discovering he had fallen for a lie and that Madeleine Swann was never on his side, James Bond is called back into the field. He must stop an arms dealer bent on destroying the world! In Prague, he is paired with a CIA agent wanting to prove herself in the field. James soon falls into old habits but will he fall for the sexy CIA agent or will he discover her dark secret? Meanwhile Q ends up in a fake relationship with James. James soon discovers that he is in love with two different people, the MI6 Quartermaster and the CIA agent! Who will he choose? And what will happen when his secret daughter is revealed? Will Spectre destroy James Bond's chance at being happy?

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    20/20
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    24
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    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    "I don't want to hear any ridiculous comments from you," Q says as he stands with his key in his front door. "This is my personal space. I am only inviting you into it due to extreme circumstances. Please respect that."

    Bond gives a pleasant nod. "I'll mind my manners," he promises.

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    In which Bond plays the damsel in distress (briefly) and Q is too mysterious for Bond not to be intrigued.

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    1/1
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    107
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    Fanart for A Brief Encounter

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    “And so I uploaded a message to all Q-branch computers: ‘I don’t know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking to get a new microwave I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have is a very particular set of skills’.”

    Pausing, Q grinned at him before continuing with his terrible Liam Neeson impression:

    “‘Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you stop exploding scrambled eggs in the microwave now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.’ And then I left for the weekend, and on Monday Internal Investigations called me in to ‘explain myself’, which I did, but they don’t have any sense of humor, so not only did they recommend I ‘take a short holiday’ but they strongly suggested we won’t be seeing a new microwave in the next two years at least.”

    It’s shaping up to be the perfect post-first-date evening. Or is it?
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    24
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    1365
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    Bond has social media accounts. Q stalks them.

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    1/1
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    18
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    115
    Bookmarks:
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    James finds a cat outside his door while he's camping out in the war tunnels following his return from death.

    Later, he meets the owner.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    75
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    5
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    In which James Bond returns and Q can't sort out why.

    Series
    • Part 3 of 00Q
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    2,675
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    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    105
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    11
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    There are reasons why Q prefers to work small magics.

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    400
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    1/1
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    2
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    56
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    383
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    Q is on mission with Bond and is not having a good time

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    14,281
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    2/2
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    1
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    4
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    48
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    4
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    1307
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    Bond surprises Q and is surprised in turn, the cats know who has the treats, and May knows something the boys don't know.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    25
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    2
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    130
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    Bond considers how to make amends for a his faux pas.

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    43
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    1/1
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    6
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    28
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    375
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    Bond and Q have dinner, drinks, and a discussion of Q’s magic. Also, there are cats.

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    399
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    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    52
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    349
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    Fish likes him, but Chips, Q's other cat, ignores him resolutely. Bond can't figure out why.

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    1,252
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    1/1
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    38
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    139
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    23
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    735
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    Bond was never quite sure what he was; he only knew that his mother was the same and despite all of her 'accidents', she never really stayed dead. He didn't either, when his time came. He lived to see the rise and fall of World War 2, watched as Vietnam got invaded and the Berlin Wall fell, and kept coming back with a new body, a new face, but the same love of Queen and country.

    Language:
    English
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    18,941
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    94
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    904

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