13 Works in Q (Star Trek) Antics

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    Five times the universe (or more probably, Q), conspired to make them kiss, and one time they just wanted to.

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    Q seeks relationship advice from the Enterprise's resident expert: Data.

    (A one-shot from “Hello, My Dear”)

    “Commander Riker often uses gifts as a means of communicating his remorse to Counselor Troi after committing a transgression,” Data remarked.

     Q let out a noncommittal hum and absently scratched Spot behind one ear.

    “A trend I have also observed is that the scope of the perceived transgression often stands in direct correlation to the gift itself,” Data added, still trying to be helpful. “Not necessarily with regard to physical size, but rather grandiosity.”

    “So what you’re saying is if Riker made passionate love to Beverly in the middle of Sickbay under the guise of empirical research, giving Deanna ten chocolate sundaes as penance wouldn’t cut it.”

    “Correct.”

    Q’s eyes narrowed.

    “What about twenty chocolate sundaes?”

    Data started to answer, paused in thoughtful consideration, then shook his head again.

    “I believe twenty chocolate sundaes would also be insufficient.”

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    Somewhere in another life, Q and Mariner would have been BFFs. This is not that life.

    (A one-shot from the story "Hello, My Dear")

     
    Q stood leaning in the doorway, smirking.

    "Omigod, you have friends now?!” Mariner exclaimed, jumping to her feet. “Hi! I’m Mariner, resident bad influence and BFF...”

    Her voice trailed off.

    Before you could stop her, she had swiped the spray bottle up and already taken aim.

    “No! Get out of here, Q!” she yelled, spritzing him right in the face. “Shoo!”

    “Wait!” you wheezed, “I can explain!”

    She managed to fire off another couple of rounds before you finally wrestled the bottle away from her.

    “You guys know each other?” you panted, shoving yourself between them.

    “He did some redecorating when the Quito was docked at Deep Space Nine,” she answered, glaring.

    “Au contraire,” Q retorted as he furiously swiped the water from his eyes. At that moment he bore a distinct resemblance to a wet, angry cat. “Turning a space station into a Cardassian chandelier hardly counts as 'redecorating.’”

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    Stories of the life and times of Q and his mortal more-than-just-a-friend, Reader. Because being omnipotent doesn’t mean a thing when it comes to relationships.

     
    The words, 'Hi, Captain' died in your throat before you had finished crossing the Ready Room threshold, along with all hope of this being an ordinary replicator repair job.

    Captain Picard was seated at his desk, wearing That Face and looking harassed.

    At least ten frogs had taken up residence throughout the room, croaking every so often as they hopped about.

    …and Q lounged on the couch, making a show of examining his nails and lying in wait.

    “Ensign!” he jovially exclaimed, sitting up as soon as he spotted you. “Come in, come in. Jean-Luc and I were just having a delightful discussion about upright hominids and amphibians…”

    He paused, and in a voice laced with equal parts velvet and malice, slyly finished:

    “…And you.”

    Goddamn it, why couldn’t it have been tribbles?

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
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    200
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    2753
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    Captain Pike needs to learn a thing or two about leading a team before he can use the Discovery crew effectively. Q intends to teach him by replacing the Discovery crew with... himself. Set somewhere around season 2 episode 8. Crack premise, but meant entirely sincerely.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    14
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    Keva Scofield is a young member of the relatively fresh Department of Temporal Investigations and prides herself in being a temporal agent.
    She is sent with Ensign Lorilee, temporal agent in training, to investigate the destruction of the freighter Mercury and the vanishing of its Captain and First Officer.
    It is there at a time rift she makes first contact with an entity that calls itself Q and gets stranded upstream on a space station called Deep Space 9.

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    11,483
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    20
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    23
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    "' So I'm supposed to travel back in time, stop the mass destruction of Vulcan, or at least prevent Vulcans from becoming endangered, make my best friend and the green-blooded hobgoblin fall in love ahead of schedule, and manage to stay completely sane in between everything else.' He deadpanned at the cosmic entity or whatever the fuck this 'Q' was.

    'Yep, pretty much the gist of it,'

    Leonard would really kill for a sleep hypo around now, to either knock himself out or the asshole in front of him.

    'Dammit man I'm a doctor not a universe fixer,'"

    Or, to help the Enterprise crew not die painful deaths, and to set reality back to somewhat order, Q decides to pick one of the members of the crew to fix the mess they made. He decides to choose Leonard McCoy.

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    95
    Bookmarks:
    20
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    Amanda Rogers comes to visit and brings some tantalizing new information on the Continuum. Suddenly Q's behavior makes a lot more sense, and Picard has to re-evaluate his feelings.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    30
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    383
    Bookmarks:
    65
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    Trelane has given Bones the power of the Q, and now Bones can give all his friends what they've always wanted. (Based on STNG episode "Hide And Q")

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    517
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    Due to an unfortunate incident during a diplomatic mission, the Enterprise gets flooded with a powerful aphrodisiac, incapacitating even the iron-willed Captain. Q just so happens to choose this moment to drop in and offer Picard a helping hand, among other parts of his anatomy. Of course, this has consequences for the both of them.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    434
    Bookmarks:
    57
    Hits:
    4694
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    Q already knows Riker won't chose to become a Q. It's a shame, since often that's the first step to getting Picard to become a Q. But every universe has it's own challenges and Q will win. So begins the education of Riker- this is how deeply a Q can love and live. Across every universe, every multiverse available. Q shows his devotion to Riker because he can't yet show it to Picard.

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    English
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    3,279
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    714
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    Six months into the Five Year Mission, a, quite frankly Extremely Weird Person, appears and latches onto the Enterprise crew. What is a Q anyway?

    (Q OC w/ focus on Q doing dumb shit. Not a romance. Various timelines have been fucked with and other Star Trek characters may appear in an altered state.)

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    3/?
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    ”This’s our wedding ring, you can never remove it. You are engaged.“ Q threatened.
    就是个Q心血来潮逼婚最后年老色衰骗婚,而老皮却以为从此可以松口气过日子的故事。

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    中文-普通话 國語
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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
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