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  1. 99

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    James Bond had been gone five years before he showed up unexpectedly on Q's doorstep and whisked them all into a mission that saved the world but cost his life. So really, Q's life should be no different now that James is dead.

    But it is.

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    Everyone in MI6 is terrified of Mycroft Holmes. To be anything else is be to be foolhardy and overconfident, two characteristics that mark a poor agent and will invariably lead to an early grave. Mycroft Holmes possesses more power than the entire rest of Great Britain put together and has a condescending smile that speaks of an ability to use said power for very nefarious purposes. No one in his or her right mind is willing to go within ten feet of him, lest they somehow incur his wrath.

    Except, of course, Q, who is most certainly not afraid and instead exchanges quips and insults as though he's not ten seconds away from being killed by the man no one seems to know is his brother. Mycroft is exasperated, Bond is intrigued (read: attracted) and Q is just so done with everyone in this building.

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    At MI6 rumours spread like crazy. The rumours about 007 are so far off the mark but provide both James and his "secret" lover a bit of a cover and a lot of amusement.

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    Q helps Bond realise that his feelings for M are not in vain, and that their boss really is rather thirsty for 007.
    All Bond needs to do is give him something to quench his thirst on.
    And perhaps pay more attention to which of Q's cats is which.

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    MINOR SPOILORS FOR NO TIME TO DIE, BUT NOTHING PLOT SPECIFIC.

    Bond has been away, and has now returned.
    He's come back to get the person he loves.
    Everyone in MI6 seems to know exactly who that is apart from the man himself.

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    Once, James and Alec were promised to a bright future in the Service. Once, they were friends, comrades, and more. And then Alec found himself tipping over the edge and trying to reclaim the little existence that he had always been denied, losing everything.
    There is no coming back.
    Or so he always thought.

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    Oh, to have been matched with an accountant somewhere, Q would absently think as Bond crushed an extremely expensive communications device under his heel and took a woman with this or that piece of information to bed.

    “If she stabs him,” Q would observe through gritted teeth. “It’ll serve him right.”

    Q and Bond are soulmates. Between Q's family and Bond's... everything, it isn't as simple as it sounds.

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    Bond had... habits. He never minded leaning right up to Q's ear when they talked, had a habit of touching Q's arm or back to lead him through a crowd, and seemed more than happy to share his food when all of the MI6 crew went out to eat and relax. All of these habits do things to Q. Two problems:
    Q is asexual.
    And Bond does this with everyone.
    It isn't until an unexpected event at a bar that things come to a head, and Bond finds out that his Quartermaster has actually been flirting with him for just about forever.

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    Technically Q's name and personal details are classified and beyond the purview of field agents, but he's worked for Q branch for ten years and had gone by his actual name for eight of them. His identity is as much of a "secret" as his ineptitude at filing financial reports.

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    So what if the chill rain beats down on his uncovered head and soaks the collar of his turtleneck? A Navy man doesn’t mind a bit of wet. (Stranded mid-mission, James Bond receives an unexpected helping hand to bring him in from the storm.)

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    Bond isn't sure what to think of the new Quartermaster, of the high tech gear and the way the man is always in his ear thanks to mandatory ear pieces for all agents. The old Q hadn't required those things after all, and everything had worked fine.
    But Bond is a risk now, after Vesper, seeming to kill without noticing, without caring, and there are quiet rumors that he wont seduce his targets anymore, and that his drinking is out of control, so Q is told to keep a sharp eye on him and his mental health.
    Bond is irritated with the constant presence of Q, but somehow their traded insults turn into teasing jabs, and then genuine affection, and eventually they move from talking via earpiece on missions to texting every day, with messages growing more and more explicit as time goes on.
    But Q is nothing less than professional whenever Bond is around, and the agent has a hard time reconciling the aloof Quartermaster with the teasing devil that has him bringing himself off desperately at night to the naughty texts.
    Q is a man connected to his tech, and Bond is a man living in the field, and the only way to be together is offline somewhere.
    But which one is going to take the first step?

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    “007 is back from his recent stint of being dead. I’d like you to bring him back in, Quartermaster.”
    “Why me?”
    “Because 007’s also having one of his rebellious moments, where he’s rethinking his life in espionage. He knows most everyone at MI6 on sight, and bringing him back into the fold is difficult when he sees the attempt coming a mile off. He’s not the trickster-god 006 is, but I’d still rather trick and outmaneuver him than have to go through the headache of physically dragging him back to MI6.”
    “I suppose that we’re lucky then, that 006 doesn’t have a habit of questioning his decision to work for MI6?”
    “Oh no. I’d much rather try to convince a trickster-god to do his duty than the war-god that Bond is.”

     

    Or a fic where Old Gods are old news, but still capable of being pains in the arse for MI6. Q is pretty sure he can out-smart an out-dated Old God, though... How hard could it be? He's one of the New Gods, after all.

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    Or, The one in which Arthur and Eames meet an ex, discover several new kinks, and have a sexy adventure in London.

    “Okay. Could someone please explain to me why the Quartermaster of MI6, who supposedly wasn’t militarized, has a projection of my partner’s ex-boyfriend guarding his subconscious against dreamsharing?” Arthur glared at everyone in the room, waiting for an explanation.

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    Q deals with a sudden onset of sub drop. James is here to help.

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    Things that Q likes. 

    His job.  His cats.  His little flat.  Playing computer games.  Cooking.  Dancing.

    Things that Q dislikes. 

    Spiders.  Conservatives.  Narcissistic, arrogant, conceited wankers like James Bond. Avocados. 

    Over the course of twelve months, one of those opinions is going to change completely.

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    Q does not cry. Does not eat, does not sleep, does not even move. He thinks of broken lines of code in the afternoon light and sometimes, Bond’s palm is there pressed against his, a warm anchor in the midst of somewhere cold. Cold. So, so cold all the time, unless it’s the hours he burns from the inside out and Q is screaming for air, for reprieve, for Bond to please, don’t be late again. Anything at all, as long as it makes things stop.

    (or, what happens after New Orleans)

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    Quinn WInfield is both MI6's Quartermaster and a wizard. Funnily enough, having magic doesn't make managing a certain blue-eyed Double-0 any easier. Quinn's doing alright keeping his magic out of his professional life, until a field assignment blows it all to hell.

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    It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.

    This was a favored saying of Mrs. Moneypenny’s, as it surely was for all mothers with beautiful daughters.

    Q had always thought that a single man in possession of a good fortune would hardly be in want of anything, let alone a wife. But then again, Q had never paid much attention to such matters.

    (yet another Pride & Prejudice AU)

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    Silva never went rogue, and is one of the top agents of MI6 - along with Bond, who may not be as good with computers, but is arguably the better shot. The two get along (even if Silva is an egomaniac), and MI6 is running smoothly. The only drama they have outside of missions is the fact that Silva wants to be Quartermaster, and is willing to bully anyone to get the job. Unfortunately, he's smart enough to get it, being a computer genius with few morals.

    But then the unthinkable happens: a hacker appears, a hacker who can take apart MI6 like a child taking apart a puzzle. The hacker is fast, erratic, and more ingenius than even the outraged Silva.

    And Bond is intrigued, and amazed despite himself.

    I don't know where this story is going, but this is where it starts. The Q we know and love from 'Skyfall' never entered MI6, and instead is running scared on the outside, with the world pulling at his leash. A mind as powerful as Q's is only as benevolent as the hand that holds the leash...

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