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    Q didn’t intend to have his life turned on its ear. But Mother found him with Charles Ryder, his painter 'friend', and he had to get away.

    How he became a saloon boy, he never knew. He blamed Eve. But at least it was fun. And the very handsome Sheriff seemed interested in him, so he supposed he could forgive her somewhat.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
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    29
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    5
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    467
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    John Watson had never expected to be dismissed from one service, let alone two in his lifetime. And yet, the truth was staring him in the face in stark black and white. And it didn’t seem that either dismissal was voluntary. Not again. This could not be happening again. It wasn’t fair, he deserved better than a simple “thank you for your service and efforts, good luck with your future endeavours” and a handshake. Which was, more or less, exactly what he was getting. The first time, it made perfect sense, he had been compromised and unfit for further active service. But he had little more to show for a decade and some of service in the Army than a couple of campaign medals, a few orders and honours likewise, and a scar on his left shoulder just a few centimetres shy of his heart. He had a fine pension, but it wasn’t good for much. His finances were bolstered by an additional income he received from the government as compensation for continuing service to Crown and Country through his work with Intelligence, thanks to the timely intervention of a mutual acquaintance who had made him an offer he couldn’t refuse when he was staring at a bleak future in a city that didn’t feel like home to him.

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    English
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    31,062
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    632
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    Read: Q moves on like the badass he is

    James left. Yes, Q and everyone else is hurt. Especially Q. But life doesn't stop when someone you love is gone, and when Q drags James back to England two years later, James found that his remaining anchors in life have changed.

    Language:
    English
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    8,921
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1434
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    Q visits home for spring break, and finds himself to suddenly be of great interest to his family's unicorns. He is not impressed with the reason why

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    961
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    106
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    995
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    Years before he thinks he's ready to apply to MI6 and become a quartermaster (and quelling any thought of one day becoming Q), Simon meets someone who takes his breath away at a Graduate faire.
    Vesper Lynd is there by the luck of the drawer and she didn't expect to meet anyone who would hold her attention the way Simon has.
    She doesn't intend to miss out on any possibility of getting to know him better.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,410
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    287
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    His brother was dead, and Q hadn't even been invited to Sherlock's funeral.
    A post Reichenbach Fall reaction fic- Holmes!Q, Bondlock, T for John's vocabulary and mentions of suicide.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,525
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    164
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    1505
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    Q has become rather used to spending Christmas. Mostly because the alternative is spending Christmas with his horrible, dysfunctional family.
    When he unexpectedly runs into his mother a few days before Christmas, he lies and says he's spending Christmas with a friend from work, accidentally blurting out the name of none other than 007.
    Q figures a simple phone call will fix things; Bond will tell Q's mother they can't make it and Q can go back to spending Christmas with his cats and a bottle of wine. But Bond has other ideas.

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    English
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    23,905
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    22
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    103
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    1329
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    Q and James are a thing for a year now and they already live together, because life's too short to wait. However, a year is not enough to surpass their communication issues and to know all the little things one needs to know. This is a story where words aren't spoken, thougths run deep and Q and James need a revelation. Maybe Christmas is the perfect time for love stories, who knows?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,125
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    752
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    This is all timetospy's fault.

    The one where James Bond owns a yarn shop and Q is his most loyal customer.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    160
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1522
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    Q's worlds are clashing. He is not amused. Not even a tiny bit.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    825
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1207
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    The answering machine was just there for appearances, and yet the blinking number on it was still there, and for some reason James couldn't ignore it. In his solitary life, James never expected to connect with anyone, not at work and especially not with a civilian who was a complete stranger. But Q might be the connection he really needs, in more ways than one.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    47,684
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Comments:
    270
    Kudos:
    757
    Bookmarks:
    175
    Hits:
    10990
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    “我是被解雇了吗?”

    M没有费神去搭理James企图幽默的举动,而是继续陈述他的观点。“自从天幕危机任务结束后,顺带一提那是一年多前了,你就没有离过职,没有休过一天假。你在任务和报告中没有休息过必要的四十八小时。”

    James深吸了口气,缓缓吐出。

    “你不是年轻人。”M平静地说。“每个人,哪怕是James Bond,都需要时间来平息伤痛,无论是肉体上还是心灵上的。逼迫自己最终会导致你或他人被杀。”

    “所以没有另一个任务了?”James问道,站起身来。

    **

    或者,James Bond被勒令休几天假,在烤肉店撞到Q,开始玩魔兽世界,动身去威特尼去见Q的家人(为了国家安全,当然了)。

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    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    23
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    260
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    James Bond never expected his service to Queen and Country to take the form of squiring MI6's Quartermaster about to all manner of social events. Then again, it does have its benefits.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,097
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    56
    Kudos:
    850
    Bookmarks:
    210
    Hits:
    8191
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    “Am I sacked?”

    M doesn’t bother answering James’ attempt at humor but instead continues in his point. “Since your return from the Skyfall operation, which was over a year ago I might add, you have not taken one day of leave, no holiday of which I'm aware. You haven’t rested the requisite 48 hour period between mission and report.”

    James takes a deep breath and lets it out slowly.

    “You are not a young man,” M says plainly. “Everyone, even James Bond, needs time to let wounds heal, both physical and mental. Pushing yourself is going to get you or someone else killed eventually.”

    “So not another mission then?” James asks and moves to stand.

    **

    Or, James Bond is forced to take a few days off, runs into Q at a kebab shop, starts playing World of Warcraft, and takes a trip to Witney to meet Q's family (for reasons of national security, of course).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    53,726
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    220
    Kudos:
    1631
    Bookmarks:
    610
    Hits:
    18910
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    James laughs, a tired and almost pained sound, and shakes his head. With a sigh, he presses his teeth to his lip, and then carefully, he works open his coat. Within, bundled tight, is a shape smooth and rounded. Not a bomb, not a cruel device. As James moves, the shape shifts and Q curses.

    “What -”

    “If you're quiet, she won't wake,” James tells him softly.

    James returns from a job with an unusual souvenir...

    [aka the 00Q Baby Fic]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    77,076
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    275
    Kudos:
    808
    Bookmarks:
    189
    Hits:
    17329
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    Vesper leaves voice messages for her brother Tristan. Tristan is busy with Q branch; who has time to respond to voicemails?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    861
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    333
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    The world is smaller than one thinks and being a genius could be something that runs in the family. James and Q met before, although the agent isn't quite sure and Q's not really too keen on reminding the agent of that.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,109
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    297
    Bookmarks:
    51
    Hits:
    3221
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    It wasn't that Q expected to get pregnant. He hadn't thought he was an omega to begin with, much less imagine the situation he found himself in- unbonded and growing rounder by the day. Having an alpha would be easier, but all alphas are muscle bound, brainless idiots.

    Except James Bond. He's always the exception, both strong and intelligent, just in different ways than Q. He's also the alpha who conveniently put Q in this troublesome situation in the first place before vanishing. James Bond also doesn't exist in any public record, which makes finding him incredibly difficult.

    It's a good thing Q was never one to give up.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    31,576
    Chapters:
    13/22
    Comments:
    263
    Kudos:
    1430
    Bookmarks:
    276
    Hits:
    33667
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    “How does that lead to…?” Eve waves her hand at the mess behind Q’s back.
    Q feels his expression morph into a sly grin. “I have a new plan. I’m going to stay on these dating platforms, but I’m going to treat them as databases. Rather than waiting for an algorithm to set me up, I'm going to try reverse-engineering this entire system.”

    In which Q works in the private sector, still winds up friends with Eve, and applies science to his love life. Obviously, Eve gets involved.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,836
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    234
    Kudos:
    1964
    Bookmarks:
    556
    Hits:
    17685
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    Q musi iść na kolację rocznicową swoich rodziców. Z partnerem, którego nie posiada.
    A potem zjawia się Bond i ratuje sytuację.
    (ale wszystko komplikuje się jeszcze bardziej)

    Language:
    Polski
    Words:
    4,780
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    108
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1378

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