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    Lambert is struck by an endrega, and though the wound won't kill him, he's more than happy to act like it will. Aiden patches him back together, but finds a different type of medicine is in order once the Swallow is down.

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    Growing up in Kaer Morhen is no easy feat. Each chapter is a snippet of life in Kaer Morhen while the boys go through puberty after the Trial of the Grasses. It's hard enough growing into their bodies, add in mutations and well... shenanigans will definitely ensue.

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    After a lovely soak in the hot springs, Aiden was ready to go to sleep. When Coen isn't quite ready for bed, Aiden knows how to help his husband relax.

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    Some people fall in love easily. Lambert fell in love kicking and screaming. Aiden is an annoying motherfucker; he's loud and short tempered and emotional- and everything Lambert never knew he wanted.

    With Aiden, Lambert was happy. But then Aiden was murdered, and Lambert was left broken, with no one to pick up the pieces.

    Now years later, Eskel returns home one winter with a feral witcher that turns out to be Aiden. With no memories, a missing eye, and nothing but aggressive instincts, Aiden is even more broken than Lambert. But Lambert is not so easily deterred. Destiny has given him a second chance with the man he loves and he’ll do everything in his power to put him back together.

    Takes place between the end and epilogue of Try, Please Try For Me

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    Unlike the rest of the world, Eskel’s brothers have never once looked upon him with fear; so have no issues dropping out of the sky and attacking him any chance they get.

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    It starts with a letter.

    Master Bard Jaskier, 

    Hello, I'm writing in regards to my brother, Geralt, something important has come to our pack's attention and we feel you should know. Please meet me at Hangbok Tavern in Ard Carraigh by the day of the next full moon. This is urgent. Please make haste. Geralt needs your help. 

    -Eskel the Dragon of Kaer Morhen

     

    Join Jaskier and Geralt on the journey into.....

    Well, you'll have to read to find out.

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    “You were learned before the Cats had you. Perhaps I could’ve just asked you to get me answers,” he says steadily as foreign magic starts to creep painfully up Jaskier’s legs, an ache deeper than he’s ever felt before, like his bones are too tight. “But I’ve no patience for disrespect, certainly not from fools. You think they love you, do you?” His mouth curls as he sweeps Jaskier’s hair away from his forehead. “Let’s fix that.”

    Jaskier hardly has time to feel properly horrified by the implication of those words before Ireneus’ fingers press against his temples and pain makes the world go dark.

     

    (Jaskier is abducted by a mage who's looking to replace his broken 'pet witcher'. Brainwashed and convinced the Cats hate him, Jaskier is going to need rescuing himself before he's ready to rescue anyone else.)

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    Vipers don’t know how to do things the sweet way, how to do them the human way. But Jaskier has taken his reputation, his squeezing too tight, his nearly constant licking and biting, his seasonal molting and two fucking cocks, and called him beloved anyway.

    Letho must be doing something right, so he lets himself believe there isn’t anything else to be said.

    Apparently, his body disagrees.

     

    (Letho accidently gives Jaskier a mating seal and is horrified.)

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    "Why are we doing this again?" Lambert asked as he heaved another bushel of apples into place beside a dozen other baskets all heaped to the brim.

    "Marlene said she would make tarts if we brought in enough of 'em," Eskel replied, sneaking a glance at the younger wolf as he sat down his own basket next to Lambert’s.

    They had both shucked their shirts pretty quickly in the early autumn heat and even after decades sparring with the man, watching Lambert's back muscles flex as he lifted and carried the baskets of apples somehow just hit different.

    Lambert looked at all the apples they had already collected, and then squinted back up at Eskel. "Y'know this is practically enough to supply the whole village, right?"

    Eskel wrestles with his feelings and with Lambert, as the witchers begin to settle into their new life at Corvo Bianco. Apples, cuddling, and general horniness ensue.
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    Geralt has only ever talked about one nuisance bard, the one that wrote the fucking song that has people throwing coppers at him when he walks into bars. Jaskier something or other, who gives a shit, “Why the fuck is he here?”

    “To winter with me,” Geralt snaps, a warning in his tone Lambert readily ignores. “Problem?”

    “Yeah, the problem is the strange prostitute you brought to The Keep!!” Lambert exclaims, because he’d had a feeling Geralt was smitten, but apparently, he’s an idiot and doesn’t know a bad idea when he sees one if it smiles at him pretty enough.

    “Hey, I’m at least a strange courtesan!” the bard calls.

     

    (Lambert is extremely protective of the very little he has, including his brother. Jaskier is a threat to all of them, he doesn’t get why everyone doesn’t see that.)

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    Swallowing, Lambert shoots Jaskier a warning glare as he pulls out the cloth bag. “Don’t let this go to your fucking head.”

    Jaskier’s eyebrow quirks. “What do you mean?” he asks, sitting up when Lambert offers it to him. His eyes blow wide as saucers as soon as it hits his hands. “Is this—?” he opens the fabric and the blush that had started to fade to soft pink flashes back to his face full force.

    Lambert shrugs, slightly underprepared for how good that toy looks in Jaskier’s hands. “Been fucking myself thinking about you,” he admits, eating up the way Jaskier gasps, so softly he probably doesn’t even realize he did it.

     

    (Lambert gets himself off on his own until he and Jaskier are reunited over the winter.)

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    Geralt has a nightmare and Jaskier helps to calm him

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    a short little piece for the teef week event in the witcher bog discord! this was super fun and i hope you will enjoy it as well!!

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    Lambert leaps from his chair at the dining table so forcefully that it topples backwards with a loud clatter, and quickly rounds the table to tackle Geralt, bowling him over without any regard to their surroundings. Geralt’s chair tips back with the both of them in it, creaking and then slamming to the wooden floor. The two of them tumble backwards, rolling onto the plush rug in the living room as they grapple with each other.

    Geralt has the audacity to laugh, full-bellied and genuinely happy, and it makes Lambert squawk indignantly. The older witcher shoots Lambert a grin and Lambert lunges again.

    or, Geralt “cheats” at gwent.

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    On the way to kaer morhen, Geralt and ciri ride through rivia. There they not only find a certain bard but two woman who's destinies become intertwined with their's.
    Who is this mysterious woman claiming to be Eskel's long lost fiancé?
    Read to find out!

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    Yennefer wakes up early.

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    After Aiden falls into a bush mid-fight, the last thing Lambert expects his to find his boyfriend giggling over some leaves.

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    Vesemir survives the battle of Kaer Morhen, but only very closely. That night, he gets a visit from his pups

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    The animalistic traits came up more often when Lambert trusted someone, which wasn't terribly often. During winter with Geralt and Eskel—their time to let go—he was not shy about letting the freaky wolf shit out into the open. Lambert probably sniffed them at least twice a day in winter, and they returned the favor, squeezing him tight. He didn't notice that he was letting himself go with Aiden until they parted for a few months. As soon as he saw that dark mop of messy waves and those beautiful yellow-green eyes, Lambert pounced.

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    Slowly but surely, everyone is getting used to having the Cats around. They have to, for Ciri's sake. More accurately, Geralt is getting used to Ciri being here, after all this time, and all of the ways she's changed.

    Of course, just because she's a Cat, doesn't mean the Wolves taught her nothing.

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