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    Dan is always left to take care of Adrian while his parents are away. When Phil comes over, he decides that perhaps both little boys could use a bit of babysitting.

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    I was inspired both by seeing Dan and Phil live yesterday (on my birthday, which was amazing) and by the song 'The Unforgiven', by Metallica. It's about Dan being bullied, which Phil helps him through, and the bully "apologises", and inspired by the lyric: "You labeled me, I'll label you," Dan and Phil leave a note on the bully's locker saying something rude, and the last line of the song, I dub thee unforgiven.

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    "So he guesses this could be considered the unfortunate, sad way it began, somehow. It isn't really, though. It just gave them some kind of beginning, but not this beginning. Not the beginning for this. It doesn't really make sense, but even in his own head he isn't sure anything does. Especially when it concerns Dan. All he knows is that even at that time he was far, far from imagining what was waiting for him.

    He was so far from knowing what Dan Howell was going to do to him."

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    dan is greg's little brother. greg is phil's best friend.

    phil discovers what craving someone actually means

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    Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.

    A king of darkness and a king of light.

    Not everything is what it seems.

    OR the one where Dan is a hurt and small Pastel boy and Phil is a punk asshole.

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    Dan Howell and Phil Lester lead anything but normal lives, but they were content with the direction they’d taken and happy with their current situation. But soon, they begin to realize that things aren’t right anymore; they’re not in the world they should be.

    “That’s because you’re ruining our fucking lives, you sadist,” Dan said, scowling at the ceiling. He seemed to be ignoring the fact that his insolence would have consequences.

    “What stupid trope are you putting us in next?” Phil asked wearily.

    “It doesn’t even matter, does it?” Dan said, “They’re going to keep writing it as long as they want. They’ll find a trope.”

    “But only if people read it,” Phil said.

    “Then don’t read this stupid, overblown story!” Dan yelled at the ceiling, “You’re enabling this horrible author. You’re making us suffer.” While Dan was speaking, Phil had a realization.

    “All of this…” Phil said in horror, “All of this dialogue we’re giving. We’re helping them shill this story.”

     

    Title from xkcd's "Hofstadter".

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    You see, Dan wasn’t the most popular kid. He liked soft things and flower crowns and makeup and honestly couldn’t care less about gender rules, so it really wasn’t a surprise that dumb high schoolers were picking on him. Phil wasn’t popular either, but from much different reasons. He was quiet and intimidating and charming in a dark way, (you haven’t heard that from Dan) full of black ink and metal piercings.

    and the rumors about Dan being "a queer" look insignificant next to rumors about Phil being "a violent-bailed-out-of-prison-drug-user queer" (yes its dumb of him to believe rumors when there were rumors about him too, but Dan was, in fact, 'a queer', so he would rather not test any other rumors to be true or false)

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    And just like every night before, Dan caved. He set the last dish in the drying rack and turned to face Phil, wasting no time to drop to his knees right in front of Phil, his fingers expertly undoing Phil's unusually tight skinny jeans and pulling them down with his boxers, leaving them to fall while his fingers deftly wrapped their way around Phil's cock, stroking him to complete hardness with a hunger burning behind his eyes.
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    aka where (punk) dan and phil are in a kind of toxic friends with benefits situation and though they both know it's toxic they don't stop what they're doing, nor to they really try to fix the situation, they just blow each other's brains outs to satisfy the problem for the night.

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    ♡ One Shot ♡

    In which Dan and Phil are secret agents undercover in a British high school to take out a bomb threat.

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    After moving to London, Phil Lester buys a shop and turns it into a tattoo parlor. The shop next door is a small coffee shop. One day after closing the parlor for the night, Phil goes over to the coffee shop and meets a cute stranger who works there. His nametag ID's him as, Daniel.

    (Or the one where Punk!Phil slowly falls in love with the Pastel!Dan coffee shop worker next door.)

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    Pastel Dan is forced to take his little cousin to the concert of punk pop sensation Phil Lester, but winds up accidentally meeting him and having an amazing night - and incredible few weeks - with the boy.
    I found a fic that I loved but was unfinished, so I decided to finish it myself since I liked the idea. All credits to AHedgehogNamedMoose, who came up with the idea and wrote the first five chapters.

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    When Phil Lester walked down the main hall that morning with buttercups interlocked in a crown on his head, nobody knew what to say.

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    Dan and Phil get trapped in Phanfiction.

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    Dan’s boyfriend wants to take them laser tagging. What could go wrong?

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    "I-I'm a boy just like you" Dan finds himself whispering into the blank void of his room, his safe, protective haven that has never made him feel any less then until now. He stupidly realizes for maybe the very first time that Phil was in here with him. Dan had let Phil into his safe space, Phil with his bitter smell and his rough mouth and he was allowing him to kiss him in places Dan had never thought he wanted to be kissed before.

    “Well, maybe not just like you. But I am still a boy, just with a few missing parts and two added ones”

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    Phil is failing his college course, so the teacher asks Dan Howell to be his tutor. Phil quickly realises this pure, pastel boy isn't as clean as he seems, and suddenly both of the boys' pasts are out to get them. Can they withstand the test of a lifetime, or will they crumble and fall, like real people do?

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    —ON HOLD

    “giggle like that again and you’re going to get fucked.”

    or where pastel!dan & punk!phil are usually rough with each other.

    ((lower case on purpose))

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    With a previously abusive relationship and wrists littered with scars, Dan won't let himself fall for the boy who is trying to help him. But what happens when he does? He starts falling harder than ever.

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    Just a fluffy and kinda angsty text fic about Pastel!Dan and Punk!Phil texting and meeting over tumblr ^-^

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    As Phil slipped in behind the curtain, he was taken aback by how beautiful Dan's ass looked in the purple lace thong. It slipped between his plump cheeks just right, the waistband sitting high up on his hip bones as he posed to himself in the mirror. Through the mirror, Phil could see Dan's soft cock cupped perfectly by the front of it, creating the most perfect and visual appealing bulge Phil had laid eyes upon.
    ~*~*~
    aka the fic where (punk) Phil takes (pastel) Dan shopping for new lingerie as his reward for behaving (and bc Phil ripped Dan's favourite pair) and smut ensues as Dan wears the most enticing lace thong (Daddy) Phil'd ever seen him in. Dan then proceeds to ride Phil into oblivion while still wearing his reward outfit.

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    An argument starts it all. Hell comes after for Dan Howell, the school pastel boy. He only wanted to help, but got backstabbed in the end. From a safe position in the school hierarchy, Dan is up to neck in an affair he never had and starts finding threats in his locker. He needs someone on his side if he wants to make it to the end of high school. A mysterious punk boy promises him protection. The condition Dan needs to meet, though, is far from normal.

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    21/?
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