8 Works in Procter & Gamble "Mr. Clean" Commercials

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    Lemon felt that Mr. Clean

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    Mako Rutledge believes it is time for him and his lover, The Cornflakes Homunculus, to take their relationship to the next level.

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    1/1
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    7
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    Billy Mays here, to the waking world that is. Now all he's gotta do is get his morning cup of coffee.

    Language:
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    Bookmarks:
    1
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    He'll clean up your act

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    174
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    I don't know this is just purposely supposed to be sicknasty and since I can't write well, it fucking sucks. So enjoy what you can.

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    575
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    273
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    Mr. Clean has just finished helping Sarah clean up her house. Within minutes, however, there's new messes begging to be cleaned, and Sarah is sure that she's ready for the job.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
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    You've been very dirty, and Mr Clean has come to clean you up.
    Inspired by Mr Clean being a poor example of an asexual.
    http://gizmodo.com/google-rich-answers-mr-clean-is-asexual-because-all-s-1788211886

     

    I would like to point out I was on a lot of pain relief medication when I wrote this. Sorry mom

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    English
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    384
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    22
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    Mr. Clean and Brawny settle an old score... wacky adventures ensue when they get DOWN AND DIRTY instead of clean, like their intended purpose.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,728
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    507

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