16 Works in Procter & Gamble "Mr. Clean" Commercials

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    Once upon a time, Mr. Clean and Mrs. Meyers fell in and out of love. The product of their failed marriage? One Clora Meyers-Clean, a foreign exchange student at UA. After a series of mishaps and Mineta's death, Clora learns more about her parents and the world than she could ever have dreamed of.

    Also: Saiki K explores The Good Place after death with his housemates Light Yagami, Dazai Osamu, Nakahara Chuuys, Mineta Minoru, and Solangelo.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,196
    Chapters:
    7/22
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    347
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    6 contestants are plucked from their homes to compete in a strange reality show hosted by an equally strange host.

    New chapter every Sunday and Thursday!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,360
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    199
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    In which an author downloads the Miitopia demo with one goal: Make things as Cursed as possible.

    This is the result.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,190
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    151
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    😏😏😏😈😈😈😈

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    42
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    colonel sanders meets the most attractive man he's ever seen in the grocery aisle of his local supermarket. antics ensue

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    756
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    90
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    Mr. Clean was a bald man with pristine white clothing that barely hid his muscular physique. Everything about him was perfect and Joly fell in love instantly.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    639
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    338
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    His laugh, his smile, the way the sun reflected off of his shiny bald head, every memory he had of his former boyfriend sent a million knives into his heart. It was all his fault, and now he’ll never see him again.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    452
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    194
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    I've sinned so much I'm so sorry.
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    Basically a crackfic of Mr. Clean & Mr. Moseby fucking a LOT. It's actually really funny.
    I wrote this at 13 sooo....

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    728
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    145
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    You have a wild night with a turkey, and things just escalate from there. ;)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,377
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    345
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    Following the tragic passing of Mr. Peanut, the Brand Familia gathers for his funeral. A young newcomer, Uno, tags along, hoping to find his chance to rise through the ranks and become the next Brand Leader.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    801
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    62
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    Billy Mays here, to the waking world that is. Now all he's gotta do is get his morning cup of coffee.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,019
    Chapters:
    3/4
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1709
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    He'll clean up your act

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    45
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    393
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    I don't know this is just purposely supposed to be sicknasty and since I can't write well, it fucking sucks. So enjoy what you can.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    575
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    554
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    Mr. Clean has just finished helping Sarah clean up her house. Within minutes, however, there's new messes begging to be cleaned, and Sarah is sure that she's ready for the job.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,104
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    338
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    You've been very dirty, and Mr Clean has come to clean you up.
    Inspired by Mr Clean being a poor example of an asexual.
    http://gizmodo.com/google-rich-answers-mr-clean-is-asexual-because-all-s-1788211886

     

    I would like to point out I was on a lot of pain relief medication when I wrote this. Sorry mom

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    384
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1023
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    Mr. Clean and Brawny settle an old score... wacky adventures ensue when they get DOWN AND DIRTY instead of clean, like their intended purpose.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,728
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    727

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