Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Marvel, Cable and Deadpool
03 May 2015
What the #$@! Author?! Where did my %$#*&^ hands go?! Why do I have hooves, and wings?! Deadpool's gonna kill a #^%*&!
Summary? What's that, like a recap page? Ugh, fine.
Hey bronies and pegasisters, (Seriously? Ponies? After you read Deadpool Now #27? I hate you so much.) Deadpool here! I was trying to steal this Pan(sexual! Heey-o!)dimensional Vacuuming Thing-a-Majig when, I dunno, whatever villain's popular this year, Ultron, I guess. Yeah! When Ultron showed up and ruined everything! Wait, what's that? Oh, this story isn't actually about my awesome battle with Ultron?
Forget I mentioned that creepy robot, then. He's a jerk, anyways. Who wants to read about him?
What is this story actually about, you ask endearingly, dear reader?
This story is about only the most charming, sexiest, bad-assiest mercenary in Marvel, that's yours truely, me, Deadpool, getting turned into a futzing pony. What did ya think this story was about from the first line, du-- ugh whaddya mean I can't insult the readers? And we're running out of room?
Deadpool (C) Marvel Comics
My Little Pony (C) Hasbro
- Part 2 of Mostly True Adventures in Equestria