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    His face was next to mine, his cheek against my cheek, when he said, “I’ve thought about it from every angle, but there’s just no way, is there? There’s no way to touch a fire without getting burned.” He turned his head to look me in the eye. “So fuck it,” he said. “Let’s burn.”

    A retelling of events (in EXPLICIT detail) from Fleabag and the Priest's first kiss until her final decision to walk away.

    Language:
    English
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    5,759
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    727
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    An alternate universe in which Fleabag is a wedding planner, and Klare and Claire have found the perfect Catholic church to get hitched in...

    "Do you want some of the communion wine?" he blurted out, wanting her to stick around for a little longer. "I can't throw it away because it's holy," he explained, "and I probably shouldn't finish the bottle by myself. It's a good vintage."

    She cocked an eyebrow. "Is this the part where I say 'Sorry, Daddy, I've been a bad girl'?"

    He coughed and nearly dropped the bottle. "'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned' is more traditional," he managed, fishing out two glasses and pouring them both a liberal serving.

    Language:
    English
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    5,554
    Chapters:
    3/4
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    948
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    The priest's musing on what happened

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    English
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    1,533
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    27
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    386
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    Rekindling their friendship - or any kind of relationship - proved to be more difficult than the either expected. They tiptoe around each other, showing how actions can speak volumes while words amount to more confusion between them.

    Set several years after the season 2 finale, how do they stay in each other's lives without stepping over boundaries again and again?

    Language:
    English
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    13,074
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    214
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    4220
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    "We're gonna have sex, aren't we?"

    I already knew this. I'd straight out told you lot we were going to have sex only seconds ago. I'm not surprised at being right.

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    A very short piece in which Fleabag and the Priest are the types to joke and laugh during the deed.

    Language:
    English
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    663
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    433
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    She's depressed. She's spiraling. She's still over-the-moon-smack-you-in-the-arse-and-shit-on-your-face in love.

    Worst of all, she's pregnant.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,011
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    133
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    2616
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    This was completely irrational, to turn up in the middle of the night, at your ex-priest-lover's house, which is conveniently located next door to the church you're banned from, without so much of a forewarning, to tell him...

    "You're a naughty priest who needs to be disciplined?"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,547
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    370
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    On a whim, Stepmother insists on a yearly renewal of wedding vows, and Dad has neither the heart nor the energy to refuse her. Beyond finding this utterly ridiculous, Fleabag couldn’t find herself caring less. That is until The Priest is called upon to officiate the ceremony.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,769
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    193
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    5165
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    She held on to the memory of his determination to know where she went when she slipped away from him, his refusal to let her shut him out. Like the only thing that mattered was her, right there with him. Like the only thing he cared for in the world was her answer.

    All of this, she tucked away, stored in a secret pocket of her heart.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,930
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    136
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1719
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    fleabag and the priest somehow keep finding each other, even though they've tried their best to erase each other from their minds. | fleabag x eternal sunshine au

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,195
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    314
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    Of course they run into each at the market. She knows it's a bit unexpected, but what she definitely doesn't expect is for him to get so upset over the ring on her finger.

    (A love that isn’t forever isn’t necessarily one not worth telling.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,445
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1016
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    It's six months until she sees him again. She was good during those six months.

    Or: Fleabag and the Priest run into each other while buying G&T's six months after they said goodbye at that bus station. So much has happened in those six months. They've missed each other.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,270
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    125
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1111
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    Love you PWB, but fuck your ending

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,710
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    94
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    2031
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,855
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    958
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    This was a quick reaction to the very recent news that the Pope is *considering* lifting the celibacy requirement. https://www.wsj.com/articles/pope-opens-debate-on-celibacy-requirement-for-catholic-priests-11570352167

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    511
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    112
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1429
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    What happens when Godmother finds out about the latest developments?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,897
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1242
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    Soulmate AU: Whenever you lose an item (like a sock), it ends up in your soulmates’ possession somehow.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,135
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    153
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1529
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    After a series of seemingly accidental run-ins, the hot priest reconsiders.

    Just fixing canon so they *spoilers* end up together.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,260
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    158
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    3124
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    It was late on a wet Tuesday evening. The priest was curled up in an armchair with a glass of whiskey and a second-hand paperback copy of Great Expectations for company, when his phone lit up and buzzed against the coffee table.

    Unknown number: are you still awake?

    He stared at the screen in puzzlement for a moment before replying.

    Me: I am, who is this?

    Unknown number: the hot brunette with the nice arse from the bar last Thursday

    She attached a somewhat tasteful, fully-clothed photo of herself, taken at an imaginative angle, looking over her shoulder into the lens with a knowing twinkle. The priest was forced to agree with her self-assessment of her attractiveness and the quality of her arse.

    Unknown number: I've got a bottle of limoncello and a value sized jar of coconut oil, want to come over for a memorable evening?

    Shifting uncomfortably in his chair, he blinked a few times and very firmly suppressed the urge to reply in the affirmative.

    Me: I'm afraid you've got the wrong number, but I hope you have a lovely time.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,226
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    191
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1464
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    Conversations in the dark-

    Sorry, I meant to keep working on this series, but I had a bit of a disaster w/ a small house fire, and life got complicated. I'm back to writing now.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    980
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    53
    Hits:
    1189

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