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    The calamity has finally been banished from Hyrule. The goddess Hylia has kept her distance for a hundred years, to not corrupt her immortal soul. But when she sees her Champion battle foes he cannot defeat, slowly being crushed by the weight of his mind, she can no longer stay only an observer. She decides to Descend.
    Warning: this fic depicts depression as well as an anxiety attack. Please take care if you find these subjects triggering.

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    some hot garbagé about francis dealing with being an accessory to murder but also gay for richard

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    He knows, just as I know, that this is the only way.

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    Companion piece to Untitled One, from Lydia's POV.

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    Strange, really, that I should be the one wrestling these feelings. Stranger still that I cannot act upon them. The Universe truly has a sense of humor, but not one that I can readily appreciate.

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    Companion piece to Untitled Two, from Beetlejuice's POV.

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    "Lyds, I'm sure you guessed I'm visiting ya for a reason, though why I'm doing this, I still can't figure out. Look, er—well, the Maitlands fucked up, no bones about it. You didn't do anything, hell, you even agreed to marry the biggest dick in the Netherworld. No physical reference intended, by the way, with that last comment. That worm damn near made a snack of me—good thing I juiced the fucker before he had the chance, but Juno sure wasn't happy. What a pity."

     

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    In which Beetlejuice gets to visit his wife, but only in her dreams...

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    When people speak of forbidden love it always sounds so romantic. Something that quite a few young people enjoy daydreaming about.
    Two people against the world with the odds stacked against them, holding on to hope for a happy ending but, even if they die at least they will die together knowing that they held on to their love for one another until the end.
    I wonder, would they still day dream about it if they knew the truth?

    Speaking of the truth you should know since now what type of story you are about to be told so allow me to inform you. This story -my story- is a cautionary tale, a reminder if you will, that light and dark can not -will not- mix no matter how hard they may try. This story is not for the faint of heart and only has a "happy" ending from a certain point of view.
    This is my story -our story- and with everything I've just told you I only have one question to ask of you.

    Are you sure you would care to listen to this tale?

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    Meetings in a motel in the midst of a thunder storm are bound to be interesting.

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    based on love at first sight by the brobecks !

    kyungsoo looks like a complete and total dork and chanyeol thinks he’s in love.

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    “No, it won’t,” sobbed out Namjoon and he curled forward into empty space, the space where Seokjin should be. “I love you, I can’t do this -”

    “If you love me,” said Seokjin, “you’ll be able to do this.”

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    A series of vignettes. Erik as he changes thanks to the woman from Italy.

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    you see him when you’ve just ordered a latte.

     

    everything is different.

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    Jeongguk and Jimin's families have been rivals for decades, immersed into a life of extreme fortune and success. They've been groomed, since birth, to feel nothing but resentment and hatred for each other. Despite knowing that they're not allowed to interact, that they're meant to be competitors and nothing more - they can't help coming back to each other. Through the years, since teenagers, they can't help the intense attraction they feel towards each other.

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    namjoon tells seokjin he loves him.

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    Queenie bursts through the apartment door, hair frizzed around her head in a blonde halo.

    “I found him,” she says breathlessly, and Tina leaps to her feet to grab her jacket.

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    As many of you who are following the official story know, I sometimes go a little overboard in my attempt to recreate the feel of a new season of a TV show. At this point, I figured why not go all out?

    One of my favorite things about anime is the extra materials, the fanart, the official art, character songs and Omakes, published short stories and such. That's why I decided to take a crack at it myself. This, and my Tumblr (posted inside) will be home to all the fun extras you could imagine!

    Featuring: Concept art, (in process of being) recorded character songs, polls, deleted scenes, playlists, contests, pleads for help because I am horrible at languages but half my characters are multilingual, and more!

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    "Joker was a Metaverse manifestation of what Akira longed to be: confident, competent, and courageous. He certainly felt none of the above as his body racked with muffled sobs in the dim, artificial glow of Leblanc’s patron bathroom."

    Akira's resilient, meticulous thinking had beared his weight for years. But every machine eventually rusts and he feels the acute oxidation seep through with the memories of The Interrogation. Dealing with his own shit had never been Akira's strong suit, but he must choose between a passive Enough or an affirmation of Willing if he wants to survive this. He has plenty of motivation between a found family, a sense of duty, and flowering affections.

    Right?

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    Sangmin gives Casper a blowjob.

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    I made a timeline for this so that's probably why I'm posting this even though it's a bit disjointed. Basically there's this dude who's going to kill loads of people in a theatre but like really vaguely. Imagine a Criminal Minds episode but from the murderer's point of view. And also I love Dante's Divine Comedy.

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    “Grayson Fitzsimmons, found dead on Lakeling Beach in Sandario on Thursday 20th February..."

    Lucy Marr might be responsible and she might be supposed to feel guilty.

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    Albus regrets his lack of familiarity with the German language.

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