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    This work features Harry Potter being in a relationship with males from all houses. It is boyxboy/yaoi. All stories are oneshots and therfore no further thoughts of expanding any.

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    English
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    23,424
    Chapters:
    6/18
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    133
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
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    "Noctis," your soft voice broke him out of his daze.

    He didn't verbally respond, instead, he turned to you, eyes red from exhaustion, and awaited for you to say what you had to say.

    "I don't want to ever reach Altissia."

    He nodded, grief falling across his features. You both knew as soon as you reached the city, you would no longer be allowed to love him like you did before because then he'd be hers.

     

    Noctis was an old friend whom you used to tutor, and after being assigned a job by the king himself, you were headed out to Altissia. Little did you know that you'd be reunited with Noctis on this journey after three years of silence between you two.
    You start to have complicated feelings with Noctis knowing he was to marry another woman. The most difficult thing is, he didn't stop you.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    103,138
    Chapters:
    31/?
    Comments:
    85
    Kudos:
    224
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    6048
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    Beverly Katz is Will Graham's dominant. They're not in-love, they don't want to be, but that doesn't mean their relationship is any less important or special because of it.

    Mostly non-sexual, domestic BDSM starring an intimate friendship -- there will be sex in the final chapter

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,698
    Chapters:
    4/5
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1045
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    ‘first time you let me stay the night
    despite your own rules
    you took off early to go cheat your way through film school
    you left a note in your perfect script
    ‘stay as long as you want’
    and i haven't left your bed since’

    in which cj is a writer with strict rules about torrid love affairs, but offers her bed to toby ziegler

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,033
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    74
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    This is a discarded prologue of sorts to an old project. Ties into the Immortality Index, and Reaper & Sower; another old project I'm reviving. Highly pretentious, try not to puke.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    744
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    1
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    Through a series of painful movements, Arcee and Jack Darby explore the myriad differences and points of connection between machine and man.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,750
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    178
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    Sad, depressing, pretentious shit lol

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    139
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    6
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    What’s that? Do they meet in this story?

    God, but you’re impatient!

    Maybe they do, maybe they don’t, but, first, there’s this:

    Whenever he manages to slip away for a bit and forget his duties or whatever it is they’re called now, he leaves her a message.

    Whenever she’s brave enough to hop the mostly-but-not-entirely imaginary fence of her self-imposed exile, she responds.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,941
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    115
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    901
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    "Spork" probably isn't what they call it anymore, but fuck it - an in-depth analysis of Homestuck's best and worst points. Feel free to read whether you know Homestuck or not!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    251,621
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    110
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1223
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    When someone new comes to town, who do you turn to? Your local radio station, of course!

    Present Mic as Cecil Palmer in a WTNV style story feat. Eraserhead as the scientist.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,435
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    64
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    During a free-for-all match between Sonic, Pikachu, Wolf, and Palutena, something goes wrong and a new form of life is unleashed upon the world. As Wolf O'Donnell awoke that day from chaotic dreams he found himself lying transformed on the battlefield into a great goddess -大神-. Now, follow Wolfutena as he explores his newfound powers. Be warned, though: sinister forces are attempting to disrupt his fun. This is his story and nothing less!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,171
    Chapters:
    9/13
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    292
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    Jang Gyeo-ul's life is pretty simple until her twin sister asked her one day to pretend to be her. This includes putting on an act as an employee at Yulje, as a GS resident, and as a girlfriend to Ahn Jeong Won.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,834
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    82
    Kudos:
    287
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    5115
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    Dictators have blind supporters. People who they have brainwashed by pretences and false shows of humility and kindness.

    Adam Park does not know just how fake they are yet.

    Warnings in the tags!!!!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,103
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    24
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    The only real lights to be seen are ten small candles in front of the crumbling concrete walls. They flicker too but, unlike the street lights, they do not go out. They stand, no matter how rough the wind blows.

    There are ten candles, but only nine of them are lit. Enjolras knows because he lights the first one. He is not the one who sets them out, but he is the conductor in this symphony of light. At his cue, each candle, one by one, gains a flame-- altogether dancing, their embers like amber encased in stone.

    Each candle, but one.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,220
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    131
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    Jack-O makes a selfish choice

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,897
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    194
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    Hashida descubriendo un artista que lo hace sentir vivo.
    Bendito Yakumo.

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    5,186
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    155
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    “burn me. burn me ‘til i burst into a million ashes. i am allowing you this, and you alone."

    zhongli fears, fears, fears, even as diluc lies in his arms, alive, breathing.
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    294
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    619
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    It was not within Plutus’ nature to give, nor was it within his realm of expertise. 

    Now, why was that? 

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    278
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    43
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    Oda being Dazai's emotional support dilf after a particularly tolling mission - that's it

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,016
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    654
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    Sora perks up. His eyes are a shiny blue. “Oh? You think so?” he asks, as if the ends of his pants don’t drag on the sand, as though his gloves aren’t catching on his fingertips, as though tragedy isn’t waiting to burst from its shell underneath his skin. “Other people say they suit me just fine.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,705
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    264

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