19 Works in Pre-James Bond/Q

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    Sometimes you need a friend to pick you up, sometimes you need them to pull you up from that trellis through the window and tend to your wounds, sometimes you need them to tell you to stop being a dip-shit. Everyone needs and deserves a friend like Moneypenny, James Bond most of all.

    She hugged him close to her even though she was wearing a pair of pyjamas that still smelled of fabric softener, and he was damp and grimy from his dip in the river and bleeding besides, and couldn’t be nice to smell at all.

    Bond let his palms rest on Eve’s back, dug his forehead into her shoulder and breathed in the scent of Moneypenny and lavender.

    “You are such a fucking moron!” she said, her voice muffled against his sweatshirt.

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    English
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    1/1
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    223
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    Q had thought he was largely inured to the sounds of torture and suffering ringing in his ears.

    Maybe he is.

    But this is nothing like that.

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    English
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    925
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    160
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    Headcanon: Q hates plastic cutlery

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    1,542
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    186
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    It was like coming home after being away for too long. It always had been, and honestly, James Bond hoped that setting foot in the hallowed halls of MI6 would always feel like coming home. But to be fair, he wasn’t anticipating a warm welcome this time. Given the circumstances of his last departure, the people he had walked away from, the people he had alienated because he was distracted by a pretty face, he expected a bit of a hostile reception. There were new faces as he made his way to M’s office, some of the younger ones saw him and spent a few minutes staring after him, whispering to each other that the prodigal son of MI6, the legendary rogue James Bond, had come home again.

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    13,421
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    109
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    2038
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    Bond goes to pick up the DB5. Q has been waiting for this moment. Nobody is prepared for Moneypenny's wrath.

    Language:
    English
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    1,355
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    367
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    After the Fall, John tries to drown his grief in alcohol. Thankfully his older brother comes to the rescue.

    [A TRF kind of fix it.]

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    757
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    James doesn't take rejection well. Q doesn't either. M has a plan, and puts it into action: assigning Bond to guard duty for Q's vacation. It should have been an easy mission - but events have a way of spiraling out of control when Bond is around.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,605
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    161
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    2636
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    Q在Bond去伊斯兰堡之前生病了。Bond只希望Q好起来(以及可能爱上他)。
    (或者,Bond觉得泡Q的最好时机是他生病在家的时候。)

    Language:
    中文
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    17,849
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    828
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,867
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    852
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    Q gets sick just as Bond's about to be shipped to Islamabad. Bond just wants Q to get better (and possibly fall for him).

    (Or, the one where Bond decides that the perfect moment to woo Q is when he's home sick.)

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,029
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    118
    Kudos:
    723
    Bookmarks:
    168
    Hits:
    9115
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    That mark—that brand; Q’s father had told him what it meant in neutral terms and without judgment just as he had taught his son how to heal with staves, a rare power that could not be easily passed down—ensured that no one came near him after his parents died. Those who were ignorant of its true meaning assumed he had made a pact with spirits and sold his soul for his skills; those who knew averted their eyes and murmured prayers to the Goddess to smite the abomination before them when Q passed.

    Needless to say, Q didn’t get out very much until a man he’d never seen before dropped out of the sky and into his vegetable patch.

    (Or, the one where Q's Branded and a healer, Bond flies a wyvern, and they only meet because Bond falls headlong out of the sky and nearly gets himself killed.)

    (A Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance crossover. Knowledge of the game might clarify a thing or two, but I think someone who's never played won't miss anything.)

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    3,246
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    179
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    2272
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    Q should have left his boyfriend months ago. Only, he didn't, and now there's a gun to his head and he's pretty sure he's about to die.

    (Warning: This starts IMMEDIATELY with a graphic description of domestic violence.)

    Language:
    English
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    4,744
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    461
    Bookmarks:
    52
    Hits:
    6896
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    Q has always disliked the spotlight, especially with two overachieving geniuses as brothers. However, he refuses to be ignored, especially when his brothers' partners are involved. So he starts hacking.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,440
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    825
    Bookmarks:
    56
    Hits:
    10343
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    The summer that Q was 20 she started to bottom in earnest.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    248
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    20
    Hits:
    607
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    He wants to say:

     

    If Pablo Naruda had seen your eyes he would have written twenty poems of love and one song of despair about them.

     


    But people aren’t supposed to say things like that. So he doesn’t.
     


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    Au-John is invalided home much sooner in his military career, and is working at the hospital when Sherlock is brought into the ER.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    71,214
    Chapters:
    24/24
    Comments:
    471
    Kudos:
    1839
    Bookmarks:
    370
    Hits:
    45242
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    The first time Quentin Holmes saw Bond, the agent was stealing his car. Each time after that just left him more fascinated and curious, until finally, as Q, he meets Bond in the National Gallery for the first time.

    Language:
    English
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    2,698
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    252
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    4818
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    Q likes to keep his Family life and MI-6 Life as separate as possible for everyone's safety. However having a Consulting Detective for a father and a nosy Double Oh as a friend, things don't always stay so black and white.

    Tumblr fic.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,862
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    346
    Bookmarks:
    61
    Hits:
    7532
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    In which 00 agents stalk those that hold their affections, and Q is just starting to learn what it means to be wooed by a 00 agent. Even if he doesn't realize that he is being wooed.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,282
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    222
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    9840
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    John learns that you can never have enough privacy and that, for Sherlock Holmes, baby brothers are just as or even more annoying than older brothers.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,456
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    602
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    21141

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