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    This is complete! I’ll update on Thursday’s ;)
    When on earth, angels and demons cannot dream. Instead they put their corporations to rest in a similar fashion, getting transported into an alternate realm — Crowley has deigned this world as ‘dream-world’. When multiple angels or demons (or a combination of the two parties) are asleep on Earth at the same time, their consciousnesses will see each other in this other realm. Now, you know this, I know this, Crowley knows this… but who doesn’t?

    Aziraphale.

    Our poor principality has gotten his head stuck in quite a number of books and thinks his corporation will act as a human when put to sleep. Needless to say, fluff and angst ensues.

     

    (Basically 15,000 words of Aziraphale being a bit of an idiot and Crowley keeping a secret. A tale through history, that the angel thinks is only in his head, but is actually real — and only Crowley knows the truth)

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    Crowley has an internal monologue about his demonic nature and how it affected his life.

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    Aziraphale keeps insisting that a Heavenly victory will be “rather lovely”, and Crowley is sick of hearing it. If Heaven wins, they’ll either destroy or torture all demons. How can Aziraphale think that’s lovely? Crowley confronts him with reality.

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    Aziraphale has a meeting in Heaven with the Archangels

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    Crowley loves change. Always has been a big change fan.
    But this one isn't to our demon's liking.

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    From its forging, to becoming War's weapon of choice, Aziraphale's sword has been on quite the journey. It provided protection for Adam and Eve, became War's symbol - the very embodiment of her purpose - and in the end, went from being Aziraphale's ally to his opponent. All within the span of six thousand years.

    Dates fixed. Thanks D. for pointing that out! (I always change the publication date to the date we reveal authors, but apparently that means if you add another chapter, it won't move the date forward, so it was still saying updated the 21st.)

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    Crowley is in New York for a temptation. Aziraphale is in Edinburgh for a blessing. Sometimes things are hard to say, but actions speak louder than words.

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    Written for the prompt ‘5’, part of the Numbers theme for Day 1 of the Do It With Style event Who Needs A Great Plan?

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    It’s 2017, and Aziraphale and Crowley are quite happily going about their business- fine dining, car rides at lightning speeds, the odd miracle and temptation and a few glances at each other that last slightly too long.

    This is until Crowley receives some news that will blow this comfortable life away and this time, Aziraphale has no idea how he can help. All he has is books, comfort food and a little too much love to give.

    (Pre- Armageddon story)

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    Crowley and Aziraphale argue about Crowley's difficult horse related skills while traveling around America in 1899.

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    “It’s a tribute to Elvis,” Aziraphale said matter-of-factly, as if he was explaining that two plus two equals four. At Crowley’s blank stare, his lips curved into a smirk, eyes twinkling. “Honestly, Crowley, how can you not know that? I thought you always… had your finger on the pulse, so to speak.”

    “I do!” Crowley protested defensively. Then, his brain caught up with what he had heard. “Hang on,” he said. He peered over the top of his glasses, eyes narrowed in suspicion. “How do you know all of that?”

    Predictably, Aziraphale ignored him.

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    There is freedom in hiding and honesty in pretending. On the evening of a masquerade, hidden away, Aziraphale and Crowley find themselves free to act on their truth.

     

     

    “They are terribly revealing in a sense, you know. The masks,” he said, still looking out on the lake, his hands clenching around the stone edge of the bench.
    “Oh?”
    “Yeah.”
    He turned around to face the angel, putting everything in his words.
    “Give people a sense of security and they present to you their innermost desires on a silver platter. All of their secrets, their wants, right there at the surface because if they hide their identity, they don’t have to hide their self. Self-destructiveness in it’s most beautiful form.”

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    Crowley and Aziraphale get ready to go to Pride.

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    This is a podfic of Something So Precious by freyjawriter24.

    Author Summary:

    Aziraphale and Crowley are both adopted by two different groups of little old ladies who bake and knit together. Eventually the groups come together and realize their 'lovely young men' know each other, so they conspire to get the two together.

    Cute fluff based on a tumblr post by ethereal-menace and thegoodomensdumpster. Hope you enjoy!

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    “I think you’re going to punish me,” Crowley repeated, fingers digging into his knees so hard Aziraphale heard the knuckles crack. He looked like he might bolt if Aziraphale made a sudden move, so the angel withdrew a bit and spread his arms along the back of the couch to appear less threatening. There was no need to physically intimidate Crowley. That was not what Aziraphale offered him. It wasn’t what Crowley needed.

    “I am going to punish you,” Aziraphale replied, carefully watching Crowley’s face for signs of increasing distress. “I explicitly told you that if you arrived even a minute past midnight, you would be punished. It is now-“ he glanced at his watch- “twelve-fifteen, and I know that basic maths are hardly a challenge for a brilliant schemer like yourself. So you know you’re going to be punished. That is an absolute certainty. And if there is no uncertainty, there is no need to be nervous.”

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    Crowley has certain needs, and Aziraphale is happy to meet them. That's really all there is to it. Right?

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    Self care is important, especially before the apocalypse.

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    Demon Azira(fell) watches as Angel Crowley's plant shop go up in flames, and gets drunk, while Angel Crowley needs to posses a body and uses Madame Tracy's. Also, the angel and demon might have know each other before The Fall... or, definitely knew each other.
     

    Season 1, Episode 5: The Doomsday Option (From beginning to just after Madame Tracy's seance.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes. Also, new section and added detail to their backstory.

    Formally called; plant shop not on fire & the figure of crowley & madame tracy's possession

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    Demon Azira(fell) uses Holy Water to get out of a tight spot with Hastur and Ligur, and the angel Crowley has a run in with the Archangels... and, now Shadwell is here, trying to exorcise him...

     

    Season 1, Episode 4: Saturday Morning Funtime. (From the scene with Ligur's death to the end.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the unholy water plan & the ‘successful’ angel exorcism

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    Angel Crowley goes on a jog with Gabriel to convince him to stop the Apocalypse, and fails. Hastur threatens demon Azira(fell) while wearing a clay bunny costume, and so Azira(fell) tries to convince Crowley to run away to Alpha Centauri with him.

     

    Season 1, Episode 4: Saturday Morning Funtime. (From the beginning to when Azira(fell) (Or, Crowley) tries to convince him to leave to Alpha Centauri.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

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    Sergeant Shadwell has been hired to help demon Azira(fell) and angel Crowley, separately. However, the demon and angel are at the bandstand, and well... are going though a break up, and possibly a divorce, in the middle of the end of the world?

     

    Season 1, Episode 3: Hard Times. (From modern day to The Bandstand scene... have fun.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

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    Angel Crowley and demon Azira(fell)'s original plans are ruined, they hit a woman (or; she hit them), and now Crowley is in possession of The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch.

     

    Season 1, Episode 2: The Book. (Up until they figure out where the Antichrist lives.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

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    213

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