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“Who did this to you?” Guillermo asked gently, pressing his palm to Nandor’s cheek through the bars of his cage. His fangs were missing again.
Post-wellness center if Nandor had been in the cage longer
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- Part 13 of Febuwhump 2024
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nandor the relentless is suffering from a severe case of vampiric depression. guillermo de la cruz just wants to help. it’s his duty as his master’s bodyguard, after all; anything to gain his praise and approval. and, what’s the best solution to a broken heart?
jazzercise, of course.
but, will it help?
will guillermo finally get noticed?
does nandor reciprocate his romantic feelings?
will nadja and laszlo be willing to help him carry out such an outlandish plan?
will colin robinson ever shut the hell up?
is there a hopeful future ahead for mr jackie daytona?let’s get physical.
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It's the middle of the day and Nadja can't sleep. She's too busy thinking about her big brother down in the cage, and the hand she might have had in putting him there.
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Missing scene from s03e08, The Wellness Center.
Guillermo sneaks down to the dungeon one night to talk to Nandor alone. It goes about as well as expected, given the circumstances.
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“What is it? What do you see?” Nadja asks, while holding her husband's right arm.
“There’s a ghost inside the mirror” Nandor explains to them, pointing at the figure with his finger “and he’s imitating me. Fucking guy, that’s very immature.”
“A ghost?” Laszlo echoes, uncertain, sharing a worried look with his lady wife.
“That’s not a ghost, master. That’s your reflection.”or, Nandor's attempt to be human again actually works (sort of). obviously, he has a propensity for accidents; Guillermo struggles to keep him alive (nothing new)
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If Nandor would be a human, everything would be easier
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I've still got the rug burns on both my knees by natjennie
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
29 May 2022
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There’s a taut silence, held like a tripwire as part of this beguiling and arduous dance they do. His hands are clenched into fists at his sides and the entire house can hear when he swallows his soliloquy whole. He can see Nandor’s boots shuffle awkwardly in his peripheral vision, and, because somebody has to, he relents.
With a small sigh and a tilt of his head, he gives a simple, “Come here.”
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A radical offshoot of the supreme vampiric council comes for the Staten Island gang. It’s up to Guillermo to save them yet again but this time the plan doesn’t go as smoothly as he’d hoped.
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Even in super slumber, a vampire can dream, and Nandor finds himself haunted by Guillermo's visage.
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100 words with Nandor struggling with breathing while raging in the cage. Set post Wellness Center, s3 ep 8.
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- Part 10 of Febuwhumps 2022
- Language:
- English
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- 100
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
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Never Look A Gift Horse in the Mouth by humorless_hexagon for LarsMurderbone
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
13 Feb 2022
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When Colin Robinson accidentally purchases a Shetland pony off of eBay, the Staten Island vampires are thrown into chaos.
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you are the angel that i couldn’t kill by parotcards
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
11 Jan 2022
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there’s a lot of content about eating disorders in here so please be cautious if you have any issues with food. if you’d like someone to talk to, my tumblr @parotcardsroxy or @nadja-dyke is open. stay safe <3
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Jan used the blood as a punishment. It would always come back up, laced with water or rabies, and it was a terrible reminder of their monstrosity. Days began to blur, between the starvation and the exercise and the fucked up sleep schedule, and the only thing keeping him grounded was the nightly fang pulling. The pain was a stark reminder of his vampirism, that he had to work harder to become human, because Nandor the Relentless just wanted to be normal again.
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relic with an armored heart by accidentaltsundere
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
07 Jan 2022
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Nandor runs away from home to be a cowboy. Guillermo decides to look for him.
title from molasses by hiatus kaiyote
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Joy Be the Consequence by machinewithoutfeelings
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
05 Dec 2021
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All of Guillermo's wildest dreams come true by accident, but he kind of wants more.
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Deprogramming (The Unedited and Extended Episode) by ElenLuyddog
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
03 Dec 2021
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Nadja:
"We have to remember that Nandor is almost 800 years old and older than both of us combined, so it would be best to stick to the text.”Laszlo:
“Yes, yes. It will be very taxing. VERY time-consuming!”Guillermo:
(O.S.)
“I’ll do it.”Laszlo and Nadja:
“YEAH, WE KNOW!”...
No one stuck to the deprogramming book.
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Guillermo takes Nandor a mug of microwaved blood in the hopes that it will tempt him into eating while he is in the cage.
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Nandor kept breaking his teeth.
"Stop that," Laszlo said. "What are you doing?"
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The subsequent programming (and deprogramming) of Nandor the Relentless
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Living in an Age That Calls Darkness Light by holograms
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
22 Oct 2021
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His friends want to help him, but the only problem is them. Friends don't lock friends into cages and offer only icky blood to eat. He is fine. Everything is alright!
(Nandor is not alright.)
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Colin Robinson realizes that Guillermo is no longer meowing when he says his name (which means the hypnosis did not work and he can do them harm), which causes the vampires to lock him in the dungeon with Nandor.
Nandor and Guillermo talk things out. Sort of.