14 Works in Porridge (TV)
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Lennie kisses Fletch just before he gets out of Slade because he couldn't bear to have never at least tried being more overt about what he wanted, only to find out Fletch knew the whole time and had been manfully resisting his more subtle advances to avoid taking advantage. He then spends the next ten months doggedly trying to prove that he'd still want to kiss Fletch outside of prison.
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- English
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- 19,470
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- 1/1
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Five times people thought Fletch and Godber were shagging, and one time they did.
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Fletch gets a call from a half-delirious Godber, who'd been trying to call his mum to come and get him from the godforsaken cottage he'd rented in the Peak District where he was now sick and running a worryingly high fever with heavy snow forecast, but he got confused and the only number he could remember was Fletcher's. Fletch goes to look after him.
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I'll Always Feel Just the Same by SweetPollyOliver
Fandoms: Porridge (TV), Going Straight (TV)
24 Jan 2024
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It's hard to go straight when the alternative is so much easier.
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Eventually, Lukewarm spoke up again, his voice soft, and sweet with understanding. The taste of it gave him cavities.
"I realised I am as I am when I were seven. Or rather, I realised I weren't quite regular – didn't know owt about the specifics of homosexuality until me late teens."
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Godber and Lukewarm have a conversation.
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You can't always give the sweet young thing you share a cell with what they need, but it's easy enough givin' 'em what they want. Most of the time, anyway. Even if they can be demanding little brats about it.
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After an escape attempt ruins everyone's evening, a late night conversation gets much more honest than Fletch ever intended.
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Fletcher's life is complicated by Grouty's latest scheme, some questionable craft projects, the ill-advisedness of carnal thoughts in prison, and Godber.
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What Good Are Cupid's Arrows to a Fletcher Without a Beau? by SweetPollyOliver for Emma_Oz
Fandoms: Porridge (TV)
17 Dec 2023
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Due to renovations at Slade Prison, cell assignments have been moved around and Fletch is sharing a cell with Lukewarm. Which is fine, honestly, but he is a little worried about Godber being out from under his wing and off with a new cellmate, who Fletch suspects may have untoward designs on him. This concern is, of course, entirely platonic and not at all jealous in nature.
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Cereal, Cereal, wherefore art thou Cereal?
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A beautiful poem I have written. It's about cereal, and toast Ft porridge
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What happens when fandoms collide?
Chapter 1: Crossover with Catastrophe (posted May 2020)
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Worlds Collide by vvmax
Fandoms: Doctor Who (1963), Only Fools and Horses, Porridge (TV), Dad's Army, Yes Minister, Are You Being Served?, Last of the Summer Wine (TV)
05 May 2022
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A mysterious force begins to overtake the world in numerous ways, influencing people to form a powerful hive mind. The Doctor, Nyssa, Tegan and Adric must put an end to and find out the cause of the power, while having to enter the worlds of classic British sitcoms at the same time…
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A night to remember, for all the wrong reasons. by TayBartlett9000 (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Only Fools and Horses, Porridge (TV)
29 May 2019
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Before Del Trotter grew up to be a dab hand at wheeling and dealing, he managed to get himself locked up for selling something to an under cover police officer. Now he has to spend five months in prison. However, his short stay in prison is to become rather interesting, thanks to the man with whom he is sharing a cell.
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- Part 1 of Delboy doing Porridge.
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'A Grim Up North' story, xover with the 70's BBC sitcom ‘Porridge’; "Buffy Anne Summers, you have been found guilty of the charges brought by this court and it is now my duty to pass sentence. You are a habitual criminal, who accepts arrest as an occupational hazard and presumably accepts imprisonment in the same casual manner. We therefore feel constrained to commit you to the maximum term allowed for these offences...you will go to prison for five years…take her down”.
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- Part 11 of It's Grim Up North.