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    You can’t go home anymore.

    Maybe it’s pride. Maybe it’s shame. Maybe you don’t even know why. You just can’t.

    But you’ve thought about home every night for a while now.

    (Post-Earthbound.)

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    Fandoms: Multi-Fandom, Epic Rap Battles of History, Batman - All Media Types, Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Total Drama, Frozen (2013), DC Animated Universe, The Sandman (Comics), Codename: Kids Next Door, Sly Cooper (Video Games), Fallout (Video Games), Elder Scrolls, Mass Effect, Watchmen (Comic), Daria (Cartoon), Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt, Game of Thrones (TV), Avatar: The Last Airbender, Ben 10 Series, Invader Zim, Death Note, World of Warcraft, Warcraft III, The Wizard of Oz & Related Fandoms, Animaniacs, Sonic the Hedgehog (Archie Comic), Rockman | Mega Man Classic, Inspector Gadget (Cartoon), Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers, Short Circuit (1986), My Life as a Teenage Robot, James Bond - All Media Types, Ratchet & Clank, Dragon Ball, Sesame Street (TV), Winnie-the-Pooh (Disney), Powerpuff Girls, Moral Orel, The Simpsons, Little Shop of Horrors, Destroy All Humans! (Video Game), Neon Genesis Evangelion, Tetsuwan Atom | Astro Boy, Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars, Family Matters - Fandom, Beauty and the Beast (1991), Touhou Project, Godzilla - All Media Types, 2000 AD (Comics), Les Misérables (2012), Monkey Island, King's Quest V, Soul Calibur, Castlevania: Lords of Shadow, Borderlands, Banjo-Kazooie Series, Mad Max Series (Movies), Star Trek: The Next Generation, Call of Duty, IT - Stephen King, Discworld - Terry Pratchett, Supernatural, Darksiders (Video Games), Final Destination (Movies), Adventure Time, Chronicles of Narnia - C. S. Lewis, Ed Edd n Eddy, World Wrestling Entertainment, Rango (2011), Portal (Video Game), System Shock 2, I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream - Harlan Ellison, The Police (Band), 1984 - George Orwell, V for Vendetta - All Media Types, Brave New World - Aldous Huxley, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Fly (1986), The Incredibles (2004), Spy Kids (Movies), Machete (2010), The Secret of NIMH (1982), All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989), Anastasia (1997), Fritz the Cat, Wizards (1977), The Lorax - Dr. Seuss, The Lorax (2012), Samurai Jack (Cartoon), Lawrence of Arabia (1962), X-Men - All Media Types, South Park, Mother 2: Gyiyg no Gyakushuu | EarthBound, Mother 3, Cthulhu Mythos - H. P. Lovecraft, Pink Floyd, Pink Floyd The Wall (1982), Chinese History RPF, Political RPF - US 21st c., Political RPF - US 20th c., Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988), The Mask (1994), Over the Garden Wall (Cartoon), Coraline - All Media Types, Gravity Falls, Final Fantasy VI, Teen Titans (Animated Series), Gargoyles (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Teen Titans Go!, Teen Titans (Comics), Taylor Swift (Musician), Scott Pilgrim - All Media Types, Xiaolin Showdown (Cartoon), Skateboarding RPF, Avatar: Legend of Korra, Legend (2015), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, 20th Century CE RPF, 21st Century CE RPF, Astronomy (Anthropomorphic), Sonic the Hedgehog: The Animated Series, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types, The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, Dexter (TV), Steven Universe (Cartoon), Psycho (1960), Firestorm (Comics), DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV), Yu-Gi-Oh! - All Media Types, The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, Dark Souls (Video Games), Destiny (Video Games), Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy  

    01 Jul 2020

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    An ongoing amateur multimedia series lovingly ripped-off from Epic Rap Battles of History created, written, directed and edited by and occasionally starring myself, Moleman9000/MolemanNineThousand.

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    When the Dark Dragon awakens, she decides to grant Porky Minch, Nowhere Island's greatest enemy, one last try. With newly acquired mortality and now sent back in time to the era he originally came from, adjusting to normal life again will be the hardest thing he's had to do in millennia.

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    When Ness was young the Apple of Enlightenment landed in his hands. Giegue’s power was left behind when he used it to see his future. Ness becomes corrupted and turns evil. Now he and Porky rule over the Pigmask army and plan to awaken the Dark Dragon. Nobody will stand in their way. Welcome to a world where darkness is eternal.

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    Years after their friend Jeff goes missing, Ness and Paula will activate the Phase Distorter and find themselves in a strange future. There, they will meet a fellow time-traveler by the name of Lucas and learn about a calamity that will be orchestrated by Porky Minch. Yet in order to emerge victorious over Porky in the future, Ness must confront his own past.

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    In this story that I actually wrote way back in 2015 and never published the full version of anywhere, I explore what was happening to Tony- and Jeff too- before, during, and after the events of Earthbound. Tony moves to Winters, makes a new friend at his new school and realizes he likes him as more than a friend.
    Earthbound is made by Nintendo, and I don't own these characters.

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    After his final battle with Lucas at the site of the Seventh Needle, Claus Ryuka is mysteriously reborn into Eagleland, where he quickly attracts the attention of Ness Azure, his girlfriend Paula Polestar, Jeff Andonuts, and King Poo of Dalaam. After a confrontation born from a misunderstanding, the members of the Chosen Four take the resurrected Chimera under their collective wing while Claus acquires a massive fan club, falls in love, and generally tries to rebuild a normal life for himself along the way. Or at least, whatever qualifies as "normal" in a world and time that is completely different from his own.

    Sadly, Claus' fresh start at a new life is cut far shorter than anyone would like when a new threat to the world, one far more dangerous and powerful than Giygas ever was, decides to rear its ugly head, calling not only the Chosen Four back into action, but Claus alongside them. With his new friends at his back and a mind of his own once again, Claus Ryuka may once have had strings as Porky's puppet, but now, he's free to make his life his own once again.

    This time, there are no strings on him...

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    This is just a oneshot set between the Pokémon league and the series finale. What does the group do? They play super smash brothers. They've played every other competitive sport in the anime, so why not? What sorts of hilarity will ensue as they play it and learn its mechanics? This fic does NOT contain too many hardcore Smash mechanics. Thus, hardcore knowledge is not needed to understand this fanfic.

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    Claus Aiko and Lucas Aiko were thrilled to be accepted into an elite school called Turtle Creak Academy. Sure beats their mundane life in the Nowhere Islands.

    Ultimate Love is what the two would soon become known as.

    However, things take a turn for the worse when the mysterious yet devilishly cheerful, Monokuma shows up. The supposed Principal of Turtle Creak Academy.

    Now thrust into a killing game, the twins now have to fight for survival, experiencing loss, love and betrayal at the heart of it all.

    What secrets are hiding in Turtle Creak Academy? And how can the twins uncover them?

    And what's the deal with the monkey boy?

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    picky minch is finally told about what happened to his brother after he left onett.

    ( based off of rp ; oops. )

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    It wasn’t the first time world was close to end nor would it be the last, however, there had always been a hero to stop it.

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    Monster Hunter AU where Claus is alive but is lost and has no memories about his past, Ninten is grumpy 24/7 but has a dream, Lucas is trying his best (and is an ecoterrorist to some degree) and Ness can't turn down a quest.

    I’m pretty sure not so many people at EB/Mother fandom had played Monster Hunter, so I’ll be making notes at chapter’s endings just to clarify few details unless I deem them of no much importance or will explain them later on in the very fic, also will add a little extra info about certain monsters I mention only for better context and comprehension of the whole MH universe.

    Also: yes, title is a pun.

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    It's best not to leave an old friend hanging.

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    "Though he doesn’t say anything. He doesn’t look at him either. It’s almost as if he doesn’t want to look at him. Like he’s done something wrong. Commited a crime, even! Ness can keep guessing, but he can tell it’s going to take a while before he gets to the bottom of it.
    Despite all that, the ground is soft and he’s willing to dig."

     

    A what-if scenario in which Lucas takes Ness and Porky's involvement with each other the wrong way, sparking an unspoken rivalry between him and Ness. Unaware of Lucas' past, Ness strives to find a way to talk to him before he causes more of a dent in his perception of him.

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    After the painful adventure that took place two months ago, Kumatora and Duster decide to rent a house to share in eagleland in hopes of Lucas and Claus rebuilding a happier life. The four share a place in a quiet town called onett, where the twins end up needing to enrol into a school. As they start their first day, Kumatora begins to realise that they may not be the only psi users in the area.

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    Ever since he was prophesized to save the world, Ness felt as if he never was given a choice.

    An AU that centers around Ness forcefully joining Giygas's side, finding a way to get back to his friends while also playing the part.

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    The final needle had been pulled by Lucas, so everything should have been fixed and the world saved. Neither of these things happened, and history has been completely rewritten and forgotten while different dimensions collide. Everyone finds themselves trapped in a world overrun and dying from Porky's influence.

    When Ninten is mistaken for the famous rebel leader Ness from Eagleland and captured by Porky's men, he finds himself unwillingly bonded to the Pigmasks' emotionless chimera commander. Realizing that he can use this to his advantage and take the army down from the inside, Ninten starts furthering his bond with the commander. Will the two's bond be enough to take Porky and his army down once and for all? Or will the dying planet perish before anyone finds out the truth behind the Dark Dragon's drastic decisions?

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    A tribute to the Mother series that ties all three stories together, following the themes of found family and characters being connected to the villains that are found throughout the series.

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    There was only one thing buzzing around in Ness' head all the time at every point-- he had failed and Giygas had won. The world was plunged into darkness and brought to the brink of destruction. No time flows, the seasons never shift, and timelines are being thrown out of whack. That was three years ago, and now Ness is on a mission to find his friends and family. When he meets a boy named Lucas, they find out they're in a similar situation.

    Best to team up for now. Who knows? Maybe good things will come out of this unlikely team.
    After all, their loved ones are still out there in this dark, dark world. And they need to be found as soon as possible!

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    Yes, right. Life was not the best, it was shit, a cruel unforgiving lady that even now it wasn’t any kinder, that sadistic whore enjoyed to see suffering through one’s bloodened eyes, however, certainly life had turned a little more bearable (or for the ginger at the very least) when a certain space boy showed up and stumbled upon the redhead’s life one fateful night.
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    “Modern” AU I couldn’t get my brain to stop bothering with in which life is terrible, the boys are there (in endless suffering), Ness is an alien nerd, Lucas is paranoid, Claus is 100% done with everyone’s shit and Ninten was raised by Giegue.
    Heavily based/references to many things I like such as invader Zim, Welcome to Night vale, even freaking songs because what do you do at ~3 a.m.?

    WARNINGS: language, reference to delicate subjects such as: suicide, murder, non-consensual sex, a little animal violence, tatata, the list goes on, OH! And gay stuff. SO PLEASE HAVE THESE IN MIND.

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    2/?
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