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    Tater and the rest of the Falconer's decide to hit up the popular but exclusive Las Vegas strip club, Elysium while in town to play the Aces. The last thing he is expected is for a mix up in the back to result in him getting a lap dance from what is possibly the most attractive man that he has ever laid eyes on, and what he doesn't know is that this sharp eyed blonde is also former NHL star Kent Parson, who quit playing hockey after only one year in the league and then disappeared from the hockey world.
    A lap dance that leads to so much more than either could have ever hoped for.

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    “Bitty’s fine,” Oluransi shrugged. “Gave him thirty minutes in the osteogenic stimulator, shot him up with a mild analgesic, and sent him on his way.”

    “There was no permanent damage?”

    Oluransi shook his head. “It was a nice, clean break,” he promised. “Healed up beautifully. He just needs to take it easy for a few days and he’ll be right as rain. Limped his way out of here on his own steam an hour ago, muttering something about replicated flour and the integrity of the traditional baking process.”

    Jack didn’t smile, but he felt the line of his mouth soften, which was as good as, for a man who owed half his genetic material to the Vulcan race.

    (Or: the Zimbits Star Trek AU nobody asked for.)

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    “You’re not a lax bro.”

    “What?” Poots says in confusion, then looks down at his borrowed shirt. “Yeah, no,” Poots stops, for some reason thinks, shit, he figured me out and shit, I need to make up a name, thinks Samwell, thinks hockey, thinks, “I’m Jack.”

    Whiskey snorts. “No, you’re not.”

     

    AKA: Poots is Whiskey's lax bro

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    All Eric Bittle wanted was a ride to Providence. All Jack Zimmermann wanted was someone to help drive.

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    Alexei Mashkov was number 7 of the Providence Falconers, and he couldn’t imagine being anywhere else. When he was on the ice, he knew that it was his new home.

    Beneath it all, Alexei was scared to live in Russia. The constant ghost of who he was meant to marry haunting him no matter where he went. Everyone back home always asked him if he had settled down yet. If he had finally found the woman of his dreams.

    In Providence, he found his home. He knew that within the black ridden puck and beneath the hidden cracks of the ice, that he found comfort in the brisk air, and silently appreciated the warmth he felt in his heart that came from the frozen fractals of the ice. He didn't have to worry about his sexuality. He didn't have to worry about his dream girl.

    Everything in Alexei’s life was going smoothly. Until it all didn’t.

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    Zimmboni frowns, then says: "Who the fuck is Eric?"

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    Collection of short fics and ficlets first posted on Tumblr. Generally Zimbits.

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    86/?
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    His voice echoed in the empty building until someone stepped out of the shadows. The first thing Poots noticed was the watch: large, gold, gaudy. Obviously expensive. Blond hair, snapback placed over it. Designer sunglasses.

    The last thing to come into focus was the knife. A large one.

    “Do you have the goods?”

    A year ago, Poots would have run away from the man with the knife. Now he knew enough to hide the tremble in his voice, to sound cool, calm, and collected. He reached down into the insulated bag he had brought with him, the bright red package lying at his feet. He unzipped it, revealing the goods. “Fresh. The man himself delivered it.” Poots smirked. “I told him I needed it after we lost to the Sharks.”

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    4/?
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    Sometimes, the correct answer is the simplest one.

    The Falconers start putting things together and mostly, get the correct answer.

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    Tater goes on The Bachelor, meets the girls, falls in love with the one who wasn't supposed to be an option, and takes her back to Providence.

    (I want to give. you guys a better summary, but this is really what it's about. This and the Falcs being giant dorks when they meet her.)

    (Also, I can apparently only really edit once I've hit 'post'.)

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    Kent Parson has two Stanley Cups. After the first one, he signed a deal to become the face of Harley-Davidson's latest ad campaign, and nearly every city in America was bombarded with billboards of a shirtless teenage Kent lounging on a motorcycle, staring out at his audience with bedroom eyes and a mischievous smirk.

    Kent Parson has two Olympic gold medals. After the second one, he got his own G.I. Joe action figure because they wanted the all-American boy to be embodied by the quintessential American toy.

    Tater has none of those things, but he does have a career that's hanging by a thread, a team that won the Stanley Cup without him, and a boyfriend who's trying his best, even if it's not working.

    Or, an AU Tater's knee injury during the Cup playoffs ends up being much more serious, and how he and Kent struggle to navigate the ensuing turmoil.

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    ...and one time he doesn't.

    Or, Tater is Russian. Russia consumes more mayonnaise per capita than any other country in the world. Tater, however, takes his obsession with mayonnaise to another level entirely. Shenanigans ensue.

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    Jack is stuck in Providence under the coronavirus stay-at-home order. He runs across a pie-making video on a YouTuve channel called OMG! Check Please.

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    The Falcs lose again, Snowy blames himself in classic goalie fashion, and a certain Russian boyfriend of his isn't having any of that.

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    Bitty expected everything to be perfect once he graduated and moved in with Jack. So why is everything so hard?

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    Hi, thought Jack, staring at his reflection.

    My name is Jack. I’m an addict.

    It’s been 1,829 days since my last pill. 

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    Habs star, Jack Zimmermann, meets new Montréaler, Eric Bittle, under unusual circumstances. The two quickly become friends as Jack shows Eric all the best parts of Montréal. Will there be more than friendship in their future?

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    Comments:
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    After graduating from Samwell University, Eric Bittle opens a bakery in the only location he can afford - the Federal Hill neighborhood in Providence, Rhode Island. Everything is looking up: the bakery is doing well, he's got some great friends, and there's even a cute boy who runs by every day. It almost seems too good to be true, and then he discovers he's opened a business right in the middle of mafia territory. And that cute boy? He might just be in the middle of it all.

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    82,007
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    Collections:
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    Comments:
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    Poots and Falconers rookie Jojo are convinced Tater and Snowy are soulmates. They're also convinced Kent Parson is wrecking this. They decide to do something about it.

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    96
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    11
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