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    His name was Cancer. He was once a celestial being, a constellation that was loved and respected. He was powerful and he had eleven close friends that were just like him. But suddenly everything went wrong.

    His name is Karkat Vantas. He's now a depressed, problematic freak of a teenager with memories of a god in his head after he was diagnosed with cancer. Fucking hilarious and ironic he knows. He is weak and had eleven close friends when he was younger but they've drifted apart and changed. Everything was wrong.

    He didn't have a lot of time but he was going to make things right, no matter what.

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    3/?
    Comments:
    7
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    64
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    317
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    11/?
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    CG: YOUR HUMAN CONCEPT OF 'SEXUALITY' IS CONFUSING AND MAKES MY PAN ACHE.
    TG: and the interspecies concept of pornography makes my balls ache
    TG: what more do you want from me
    TG: wait
    TG: if all of you have the same junk then
    TG: can you fuck yourself

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    1/1
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    3
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    47
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    3
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    530
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    The Rebellion AU from the Vantas side of things

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    8/?
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    129
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    67
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    13
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    1200
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    In an AU where hundreds of years ago, Trolls fled to earth because of War, the next few generations have jobs. Whats worse is that Karkat gets fired from a QuikTrip for being a troll, Rose and Kanaya have an argument over whats the best way to write (first or third person), Tavros, Vriska, and Terezi are having a huge D&D session that lasts a week, Eridan and Feferi have an argument over pie and Jane is caught in the middle while baking an actual Pie, and Sollux is sick of being sent to the Barns and Nobel Starbux to get everyone coffee in the middle of the day. Watch the Shitstorm from a safe distance!

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    5/?
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    3
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    13
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    1
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    "You think you’re going to be sick. Your two childhood best friends are going out with each other.

    Your two childhood crushes are dating each other."

     

    It was hard when your first love left you with a broken heart you never knew you could have. It was hard when your second love pushed you away out of fear.

    It was harder when you realized that after all those years, they both still loved you and were still willing to give you a chance.

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    13/?
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    180
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    577
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    98
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    5899
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    Manual reproduction used to be the primary way of troll breeding. Though over the years, more and more wrigglers were born with dysfunctional genetic chambers. Chambers that were only able to retain the slurry for a moderate amount of time before seeing it's uselessness and ejecting it from the body. The empress and her advisors saw this as a very big impending threat, and soon developed the pail and mothergrub system. They were determined to keep their species alive and plentiful. Soon enough the sightings of a natural breeder were beyond rare, and those left were seen as treasures, beautiful and nearly god-like. They were only seen with jadebloods, cared for and protected by them. And when the last few had died out, the tales of natural breeders were only heard of in the history books of jade-blooded school feedings.

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    12/?
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    57
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    44
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    Your name is Dave Strider. Some shit is going down.

    ==> Dave: Solve some murders.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    5
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    37
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    1
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    556
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    I gQt bQred, went intQ GQQgle DQcs, and spit this shit Qut. Its Dirkat. Thats all there really is tQ say Qn the matter.

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    1,310
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    9
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    41
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    270
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    Karkat Vantas hasn't had the worst life, but it sucks pretty thoroughly to be an anemic fuck-up. Thankfully, John's there to help him through it all, even when Karkat acts like a jerk. To top it all off, Karkat starts to wonder what he really wants out of life and whether he has enough life left to obtain it.

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    5,055
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
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    11
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    At four sweeps old, Eridan had been taught tirelessly by Dad and Cro that "behaving like a highblood" meant that Amporas were up here, Vantases were down there.
    Plain and simple.
    What isn't plain or simple is an odd request from his father--attending a wake for a deceased mutant.

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    1/1
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    1
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    Karkat couldn't take it anymore
    He's not strong, not worth anything like everyone else is. He doesn't deserve anything.

    Anything but death.

    Yes, death.

    Language:
    English
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    1,221
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    853
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    Mission: survive seven straight days with his piece of shit of an older brother, Kankri Vantas, at Vacation Bible Camp. Featuring Meenah, Gamzee, whitewater rafting, and the seven deadly sins. This ain't your grandmother's lemon, lemon-whore.

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    11,241
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    61
    Kudos:
    210
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    3661
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    Karkat hates Dave, with both black and red feelings. He knows that he can't have the cool kid because Dave's dating his friend Terezi. That doesn't stop the candy blooded troll from acting on his anger...and emotions, to get just one shot at the human.
    (Slight Sadstuck! You have been warned!)

    Language:
    English
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    2,061
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    1209
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    That 'Once Upon A Time' that you had longed for so dearly.....

    Oh poor, weeping wretched child, it was never for you to begin with.

     

    ***ON HIATUS***

    Series
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    English
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    5,725
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    100
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1816
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    With Dave returned to human form and Karkat running around the meteor with all the smug which was once the rightful property of one Dave Strider, some people feel it's time to bring Karkat down a notch. Some people being Dave.
    Also there's the tiny matter of Dave's inability to stop thinking about Karkat's pants department.
    A direct sequel to Exploring.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    190
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    2952
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    Karkat deals with his psychological issues on the meteor, gets closer to Dave, and discovers that the two have a lot more in common than he thought.

    Language:
    English
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    6,194
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    106
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1217
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    All Karkat wants to do is get some sleep.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    258
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    28
    Hits:
    430
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    There's nothing Gamzee wouldn't do for Karkat, except tell him no.

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    English
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    13,246
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    64
    Kudos:
    503
    Bookmarks:
    68
    Hits:
    9664
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    This is actually kind of based on a feeling I had :^)

    Karkat has a bout of depression and anxiety. Needs reassurance. Just read it I guess.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    830
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    225
    Kudos:
    147
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1687

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