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    But it was not your fault,
    But mine.
    And it was your heart on the line.
    I really fucked it up this time,
    Didn't I, my dear?
    Didn't I, my dear.

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    Bilbo has been traveling with Thorin and his company for months now. And despite their ups and downs during their adventure, he has now gained the love and respect of Thorin Oakenshield. But as they are attacked by the spiders and the company is taken in as prisoners by the elves of Mirkwood--Bilbo is left to be the one to save them once again. Yet as he enters the kingdom of the elves, he feels a great pain within him and falls before he can save them.

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    Thranduil finds a certain halfling bleeding out all over his palace floor with Tauriel holding the newborn Prince Under the Mountain.

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    Hi! I'm Sierra Parker, a typical albeit hilarious bean that ended up doing not such typical stuff.
    I'll be narrating my own story...welcome! Glad to have you along for the journey there and back again!
    Your opinions, comments, questions,and kudos mean a dragon sized amount. Hold onto your hats, this roller coaster has some crazy surprises along the way! [Seriously, it keeps me writing, so bring the love, humans!]
    Oh, if you have any problems, dial information, thank you for calling.

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    Bilbo raises the torch even higher and examines as close as he dares.

    Eh, I guess they cut it a little bit. He's got bangs now. It doesn't look so bad. Looks like he got in a right toss is all. Bilbo walks around Thorin to examine the back of his head.

     

    "It's not so bad really. It just looks like you've had a row is all. Really, Thorin. It—oh my."

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    In the blue hours of morning,
    Would you stay with me?

    Until the sun rose high,
    and reflected in your hazel-brown eyes.

    Just stay with me please,
    So that I may see the blue hours with you.

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    When Bilbo Baggins is visited by the wandering wizard, Gandalf--he was not expected to have a horde of dwarves to appear at his doorstep, and nor did he ever expect to find Thorin Oakenshield in his bed, and refusing to leave it.

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    Thorin gets exactly what he wants. And so does Bilbo.

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    Gandalf arrives late to the ‘negotiations’ between Thorin, Thranduil and Bard at the gates of Erebor. Events take a different course and Thorin must face the consequences of his actions for the rest of his life (however long or short that may be).
    Probably going to be Thorin/Bilbo – I have never written about romantic relationships but Thorin is very obviously smitten (need I say more than Mithril shirt?) and film Thorin is maybe even more so.
    This story will take it’s pick of aspects from the book, the films and fanon because I don’t remember enough details from the book (it’s been about a decade since I’ve read it!) but I am not a big fan of certain decisions made in the films.

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    Thorin and Bilbo are playing in Thorin's private office, something they've done countless times before. Though this time, someone comes in.

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    I've read so many books with the tag 'Modern Girl in Middle Earth' but never 'The Company In the Modern World' so this is a book based off that.

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    Amidst the chaos of the Battle of the Five Armies, things take a different turn. Thranduil saves Thorin's life but at terrible cost, Dáin discovers something on the battlefield that changes everything, and Bilbo feels responsible for all of it.

    Everything is the same pre-BotFA but then veers off.

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    Bilbo Baggins returned to the Shire like planned.
    He had grown used to living among his friends, but he could adjust back into his comfortable lifestyle back at Bag End.
    ... right?

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    Zahra, daughter of Thráin, son of Thrór, sister of Thorin Oakenshield, didn't live the life that she thought she always would. She didn't grow up in vase mountain halls of Erebor, her father, grand-father and brother. Instead, she fled for her life, while the sounds of her people getting slaughtered reached her ears.

    Zahra, having been separated from Thorin and their father, fled Erebor, traveling half a world away, until she found herself on the edge of the Shire, her and Thorin's mother's homeland. She met a distant cousin of her and her brother, Belladonna Took, a lovely hobbit with a kind face and no love for adventure, despite her Tookish nature.

    She took Zahra in, offering her a home, none had offered such before, with her and her husband. Zahra, having taken the name Hanna Baggins, stayed with Belladonna and her husband, Bungo, helping them raise and care for their son, Bilbo Baggines when the time arrose.

    Zahra lived peaceful life in the Shire with Belladonna and Bilbo, but what happens when some familiar and not-so-familiar faces show up on the foot of her and Bilbo's home? What happens when the Son of Thráin comes knocking on? Read to follow Zahra's journey home.

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    After a good deal of timeline fudging, Frodo Baggins is born to Drogo and Primula Baggins (née Brandybuck) before a certain Thirteen Dwarves and One Wizard set in motion a quest to reclaim Erebor. Needless to say, they are not pleased with the events cherry-picked from canon or the ones that are completely AU.

    A tongue-in-cheek summary for a seriously-treated AU where Bilbo and Frodo Baggins find themselves tagging along on the road to the Lonely Mountain. Includes plenty of fluff, h/c, and Angst But In A General Audiences Way. Draws from the book and the movie adaptation(s).

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    Fate made them to be together although it didn't think about Thorin dying, so it fixed it

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    Thorin thrusted the contract at Bilbo, slapping it on the hobbit's abdomen in an unnecessarily harsh manner. Without a choice, other then dropping the paper, Bilbo took a lose hold, stepping away from the table to take a gander at the beautiful calligraphy that danced upon its tarnished surface. His eyes began to wander, taking in the terms he would follow if, and only if, he signed. The words became to tense for his poor heart as he read on, so when another knock on his front door rang out into the hallway Bilbo jumped, contract in hand quickly forgotten. "Who could this be now?" thought the hobbit, as he stared at the now menacing door.

    This is a retelling of "The Hobbit", an attempt to mix both the films and the book, adding a dash of feminine charm to the testosterone filled party in the form of a half-dwarven huntress whose only goal during this quest is to return her late fathers ashes to Erebor, his home.

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    It began long ago, in a land far beyond the Misty Mountains: in Eriador, the Kindly West.

    In a bend of the placid Brandywine River lay the rich lands of the Shire. From forth the fertile lands came fruits and vegetables, flowers and grain, breweries flowing with ale and bakeries tempting passersby with decadent pies and pastries. Trade bustled within the agglomerated city-smials of Tuckborough, Hobbiton, and Michel Delving, rarely bothered by bandits and orcs. Though the Shire's residents were the meek and peaceful Hobbits, it was protected by the greatest kingdom of Middle-Earth: the Ered Luin, Stronghold of Thrór, King of the Twin Deeps.
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    the au where the journey begins where it ended. lots of worldbuilding, exploring divergences, and seeing how dwarves and hobbits aren't all that different in the end

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    Well, I still taste you on my lips,
    Lovely bitter water.

    The terrible fire of old regret,
    Is honey on my tongue.

    And I know I shouldn't love you,
    I know I shouldn't love you.

    But I do.

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    Six years after Bilbo had returned from his quest for Erebor, he has settled down back in Bag End with Kíli, Tauriel, Gimli, and Legolas—and his little son, Frodo—who still doesn't know that he is Prince Under the Mountain. And with his sixth birthday approaching, Bilbo must finally decide whether his son will one day sit on his ancestor’s throne within the Lonely Mountain where his father now stirs beneath in his grave with the Arkenstone in his grip; ready to awaken at any moment from his long-awaited slumber...

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    Bilbo has returned to the Shire after spending the winter in Erebor. He saw his friends recover and Thorin take the throne. He did what he set out to do.

    So why does Bag End feel so empty?

    Out of popular demand, I decided to extend this!

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    Young Bilbo Baggins has a turbulent encounter with an odd creature in the snow a few years after the Fell Winter took his parents. It had been injured and seemed to be starving, and Bilbo, in a fit of Tookish foolishness, takes it in.
    As it turns out, the creature is a dwarf, but dirtier than any faunt could ever hope to be, with fingernails like claws, a bearskin over his shoulders and manners like a wild beast. His frustrating guest refuses to bathe, or sleep anywhere but the floor, growls more than he talks, and keeps his many fearsome weapons constantly within reach.
    And when the winter storms start to rage outside, Bilbo has no choice but to share his smial with this possibly mad and rather dangerous dwarf.
    Just what has he gotten himself into?

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    A story about soulmates, soulmarks and a very powerful sleeping curse. Constants several ships, a few oc’s and a good mix of fluffy angst.

    Basically, Bilbo gets cursed by a witch and the only one that can break the curse is Thorin. Que Gandalf, the sneak bastard, having to back petal to convince the company the Bilbo is indeed alive (sorta) and explain that Frigga is Bilbo and Thorin’s daughter.

    Update! On hiatus and will get reworked eventually.
    Sorry :(

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    Bilbo Baggins, contracted burglar to Thorin Oakenshield King Under the Mountain, tricker of trolls, keeper of keys, dragonsbait, and witness to the fall of clan Durin, has come home, but his mind remains where Thorin fell, his ears resound with Kili and Fili screaming in pain, and his eyes chase the dragon through a different sky.
    Will the Shire ever be the same?

    Thorin Oakenshield, King Under the Mountain, leader of the quest to recover Erebor, slayer of orcs, and keeper of the peace, lives, but the road to recovery is a bumpy one and a rushed one. The mountain needs its king, but the king has one journey yet to complete.
    Will his answers be enough?

    Two hearts, far apart.
    Two lines, burned into their minds:
    "I... I love you..."
    "I love you too, just keep breathing..."
    Was it a lie of mercy to a dying dwarf?
    Was it a final confession?
    There is only one way to find out...

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    The Master of Laketown has a daughter and let's just say self entitlement runs in the family.

    After the Company is caught breaking into the weapons room. Then Thorin's declaration to bring the wealth back to the town, her eyes fell on Bilbo. In that brief moment she decided the Hobbit will make a perfect pet. Persuading her father isn't an issue which makes Bilbo and the Dwarfs journey alot more harder.

    Messing with the timeline a little. Bilbo and the Company have arrived in Laketown about 2 weeks earlier than in the films. Also Kili isn't dying because I don't want to take him out of the action in this story.

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