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    Sergeant Polly Oliver Perks chooses the worst possible time to act on the feelings she has for her Corporal and closest friend, Maladict. The dance must go on, but the supply of coffee has been sabotaged... probably.

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    It's hard to train cats to be soldiers or spies. Cats do what they want. Cats who there's no way to tell without opening the box if they're alive or ghosts, but who can walk right through the box to wherever they want to be? Good luck getting anything out of them at all.

    Unfortunately, that's exactly what Sergeant Polly Perks has to do, with help from her enlisted soldiers and also, possibly, from her officers, Maladicta and Rupert Blouse.

    The results of the Quantum experiment are, to say the least, not what anyone expected.

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    It was something that boys did, Polly thought, a little defensively. She knew they did. They hardly seemed to shut up about it. And alright, the mechanics were a little different, but in the process of learning how to fake it convincingly she’d found herself trying out a few things, things she got rather good at, and was not a little put out by the discovery that she couldn’t even snatch five minutes- well, okay, fifteen, if she could get it- to put it to good use. If nothing else, she could use the stress relief.

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    The Brooklyn Nine-Nine AU no-one asked for.

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    deux mini fics sur notre régiment préféré de l'armée borogravienne ;
    1ère vignette : Comme on dit l'armée c't'une grande famille.
    2ème : Un dé à huit faces (évidemment).

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    Polly Oliver Perks was beginning to regret ever acquiring the title of Sergeant, much less the position of unofficial military mascot. Okay, there were some benefits - mostly the respect and the shouting, but sometimes also the food - but when it came to formal occasions, it didn't seem worth it. At least the invitation came with a 'plus one'.

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    Excerpt:
    "And that’s the fourth problem, isn’t it? That I’m thinking so much about whatever Mal is doing– whatever Mal did."

    Polly learns that women can, in fact, fall in love with other women. But is Mal even a woman?

    The title was taken from "Animal" by Troye Sivan, a very gay and very good song. I will most likely never update this, but I live in hope for that day when inspiration strikes and, lo and behold! Another chapter!

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    This is new.

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    “Why ask? Why ask now? We’ve been corporal and sergeant for several weeks now and this is when you thought of asking me?”

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    Jackrum may have chosen to retire, but his legacy has its own ideas.

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    Following the events of the last pages of the book, it's about time Polly and Mal addressed a certain something.

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    A battle gone wrong and a lack of coffee and suddenly Polly Perks finds herself having to deal with a vampire-on-edge.

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    It wasn’t that she’d joined up because of Polly, per se. The notion had been percolating for some time. Somewhere between the coffee fiasco and the sack of beans delivered straight to her skull via pigeon, her military record had gotten a little … embarrassing. Mal did not generally do embarrassing. She was quite sure that she could do better the second time around.

    The question she’d been stuck on was how much difference that would make if Borogravia itself could not do better.

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    Polly is unsure about surprises, even when -- or perhaps especially when -- they're intended for her benefit.

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    Polly's the sergeant of the Second Irregulars, Mal's the corporal, and the inspection tour of Glitsch doesn't go at all as planned.

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    Polly wants to practice swordfighting. Maladicta keeps her company.

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    "Long walks and getting caught in the rain," that was a soldier's life in a nutshell. At the moment, Polly and Maladicta don't need to walk anywhere, but there sure is a lot of rain.

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    Life goes on for Polly and Mal in the army. Whether faced with enemy soldiers, seemingly endless bad weather or awkward attempts at seduction, together they will make the most of it.

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    There are no nightgowns, underwired or otherwise, in the Borogravian military. Somehow, Ozzer manages to find the next best thing while facing off against Zlobenian cavalry and ends up kicking their captain in the fork while wearing a petticoat.

    It’s close enough. Possibly too close, because when Mal sees her dripping wet from the rain and plastered in sheer white cloth, her brain blanks out and – for a moment – her instincts purr.

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