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    "Long walks and getting caught in the rain," that was a soldier's life in a nutshell. At the moment, Polly and Maladicta don't need to walk anywhere, but there sure is a lot of rain.

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    Life goes on for Polly and Mal in the army. Whether faced with enemy soldiers, seemingly endless bad weather or awkward attempts at seduction, together they will make the most of it.

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    There are no nightgowns, underwired or otherwise, in the Borogravian military. Somehow, Ozzer manages to find the next best thing while facing off against Zlobenian cavalry and ends up kicking their captain in the fork while wearing a petticoat.

    It’s close enough. Possibly too close, because when Mal sees her dripping wet from the rain and plastered in sheer white cloth, her brain blanks out and – for a moment – her instincts purr.

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    The problem with songs, Polly thought, is that they always left out the most important bits.

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    In which Polly trains bodyguards, has dinner with Mal, founds a spy network, and muses on the hierarchy of bees.

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    it takes a lot of alcohol to get a vampire drunk.

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    38
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    2
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    229
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    As a favor to Wazzer, Polly and Maladict go undercover as a couple at a peace conference to foil a plot. Unfortunately, they don't know what the plot is or who's doing the plotting.

    Even more unfortunately, Maladict really wasn't kidding about vampires and structured lingerie.

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    115
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    16
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    What it says on the tin.

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    English
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    340
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    15
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    30
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    2
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    193
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    The human mind rejects these terrible truths. Polly, Mal, zombie apocalypse.

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    10
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    "Non mi chiami mai per nome."

    "Non mi ero accorta di averti chiamato 'ehi tu!' fino ad oggi."

    Language:
    Italiano
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    200
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    4
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    Ten years after becoming a soldier, Polly wakes up to find that something has changed.

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    English
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    3
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    Series
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    In which a tea room is not just a room for serving tea.

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    There's a lot about the world that Shufti doesn't understand.

    But in her kitchen, things make sense.

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    It's all about the mindset.

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    Five times Vimes dealt with crazy ninjas and one time it was Polly's job.

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    In short I'm taking porny requests of disc rn

    Everything sinful is on my artblog

     

    you can requests something there if you want

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    34
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    25
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    119
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    2585
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    Author's summary: Newcomers to Ankh-Morpork are frequently warned about organised crime upon arrival at the coaching station next to the Ankh-Morpork post office.

    Some listen. Some don’t.

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    English
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    4
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    In which a young innocent maiden falls prey to the wiles of a seductive licentious vampire. Or is it the other way around?
    (AKA an unholy fusion of Carmilla and Dracula, Discworld-style)

    Now a podfic!

    Language:
    English
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    20
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    16
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    1
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