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    Hi, readers! Deadpool here. This is where I summarize the thrilling conclusion to our family saga in a short but intriguing blurb that’ll get you to click. Gosh, there’s so much pressure. It’s like trying to pee with someone watching. Oh wait, I do that all the time. Join me as we pull our shit together, defeat the forces of evil, and have a baby.

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    "”Cable and Hot Topic and Yukio went on an adventure without me! They didn’t even invite meeeeee...”

    Colossus peeled off his clothes as Wade spoke, and then stepped into the shower as well, right up to Wade.

    ”So... you’re saying we’re all alone, then.”"

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    Smut galore!

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    Juliette Striker wants to be a good hero, she really does. But nothing ever goes as planned, now does it?

    *This'll have some aspects from the movies, much like "An Unstable Flame," but it will mostly have it's own canon and Pietro won't die. Some things from Fox's X-Men movies will be in it too*

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    "Why are we even here...cleaning of all things?" Tony groused from the floor in the large empty room they had just cleaned out.

    Thor snorted as he walked across the hall, shutting the door to the tower study; his stomach jumping in excitement to present it to Loki. "Becuase you want to use my pool," he laughed.

    "Oh yeah..." Tony hummed turning to the corner window. "Holy bombshell and beefcake 10 o'clock. Are those the cheer co-captains?"

    Steve and Thor moved to see a moving trailer on Odin's SUV and a candy green sonata parking on the side of the road. A bounce of red hair hopped out as well as a bulky brunette and Thor grinned as Loki got out of the driver's side. He scrambled to open the window, muscling Tony and steve out of the way, "Welcome home brother!" He yelled, grinning wildly as he waved.

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    Russell follows Wade around like a duckling and Wade’s had enough of it for the day. He hides under Colossus’ desk while he’s working and plans to chit-chat with him while he waits for Russell to leave. Colossus has different plans though...

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    Relationship weight can be a touchy subject. One can bring it up as a negative...or order enough Russian dumplings to feed a small army.

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    (taking place after 2nd movie) Wade is just out on some annoy-Colossus-to-death fun, without realizing how it could possibly lead to his own death. And now, what could be considered death if he wasn’t even able to die? Let’s find out.

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    Everyone leaves in the end, so what's the point in getting attached?

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    He just had an uncle.

    It felt wrong to call that man his uncle. He was his mother’s brother. When Wade’s father skipped town for good, his drunk mother had no clue what to do. She cried to her older brother about how she had no idea what to do, and he assured her he had it all handled.

    His uncle… His mother’s brother, he was the most stand-up guy Wade saw in his young life. Always clean-shaven, stable job, a perfect toothy smile. He never yelled, or told jokes to distract Wade from how much he didn’t want to be there. His mother’s brother treated helping them out like a privilege, a debt he could never repay his sister with.

    Later it changed, though. Wade didn’t like thinking about later.

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    The smaller one didn’t wait for an answer and was already setting up the DVD player. Piotr was standing at the doorway, not knowing what to do.
    „Come on! Sit.“
    Wade headed to the couch and gestured the older one to follow him.

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    Wade Wilson and Piotr Rasputin are drinking buddies with to many problems to count. Piotr found out his wife of 5 years, Kitty, has fallen in love with a woman, Rogue, and wants to leave him for her. For wade, in between having the majority of his body being burned, having his daughter taken away, and being out a job the guy just can't catch a break.

    One night the two have hot drunken sex and find that it's a great way to deal with life's pain.

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    “You’re into some really weird stuff.” Piotr sighed.

    “You’re the sicko that started this in the first place, so shut the fuck up.”

    “No, I wanted to do the opposite of this, but then you gotー”

    “Horny?”

    “I was going to say ‘overenthusiastic.’”

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    Les étudiants de l'institut Xavier sont en sortie pédagogique (enlèvement avec préméditation et violences aggravées en vocabulaire pédagogique des X-men). Deadpool profite de l'oportunité pour les pister et raconter au coin du feu à leurs camarades la belle et féerique histoire d'amour de Yukio et Negasonic. Reste à voir si Negasonic réussira à le faire taire avant qu'il ne finisse son histoire trop sirupeuse...

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    Wade notices some changes in lover one night.

    Some naughty, naughty changes.

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    Everyone's got one big love in their lives, one person that fills them up and makes them forget all the worst parts of themselves. Vanessa was Wade's, his forever girl, his dream girl, but she wasn't the only one. Cause sometimes your heart's too big for one person, or you just grow lots of em and each heart's got that one person it loves. Wade's not sure if that's lucky, or a disease he should get checked out, for now he'll say he's pretty damn lucky.

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    Piotr’s armor is supposedly impenetrable, but Wade gets under his skin anyway.

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    How do superheroes look so fit? Sure, they train hard, but at the end of the day, isn't that body just impossible to maintain? There has to be a least a little bit of...reshaping going on, especially around the tummy, right?

    There is.

    Oh god, there is...

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    "It's only skin, Wade," Vanessa told him, over and over again, until Wade almost felt like he could believe it.
    "Soulmates don't go away. They're part of you."

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    “Wade…” Colossus growls warningly.

    “And I solved the problem.” Wade steps back, gesturing emphatically. “People free again. We could all go home. So my methods aren’t what you like? Tough! What are you going to do about it, Metal Daddy?”

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    Wade Wilson finds a hidden Polaroid of one of the X-Men's most health-conscious heroes.

    Said hero looks...remarkably different in it.

    Read this if you want him to look that way again.

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