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    A loose crossover between Carry On and parts of I'll Give You The Sun.
    "He’s haloed by the streetlights, and I’m using all my power not to stare. But … it’s hard. His face is celestial - The sunshine of his soul peeking through his features, delightfully. I want to say more - To hold a conversation - Just so that he doesn’t leave. Our houses are right there, but I feel so … multicoloured."
    Rated M for Language & Mild Sexual Content in later chapters.

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    Sword of Mages Tattoo caters to a niche clientele. No walk-ins, no flash, and absolutely no mentions of Basilton Pitch.

    Until, that is, he's suddenly back from the continent, standing in their shop, and in need of a space to work.

    Will Simon be able to set aside his grudge from art school and act like a professional adult? Probably not.
    Will Baz be able to stop grinding his teeth in frustration whenever Simon's shirt hitches up while he's working? Definitely not.
    Will Penny and Shepard figure things out before these two morons? Oh, absolutely.

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    Simon only wants to do his part in freeing the colonies– and Boston– from the British, but everything turns upside down when a British soldier is quartered in his house.

    Baz wants to... He wants to go back home to England. (Doesn’t he?) (When he meets Simon, he almost doesn't. (Almost.))

    His father wants valuable information out of Simon, and if Baz succeeds, he'll be able to get out of loud, dirty Boston, full of stupid Revolutionaries.

    And once he does, his father will have Simon hung for treason against the Crown.

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    (title named after "Sun King" by The Beatles)
    (Royalty AU)
    Prince Simon Snow must marry before he turns 18 in a few months and he's never hated anything more. Not because he doesn't know who to court- he knows by now that his destiny is to wed Agatha Wellbelove and make her Queen of Watford- but because she is much more infatuated with Baz, whose only ever tried to fight Simon in any way he can. Simon's sure he's in love with Agatha (she's really pretty and nice to talk to), even though he's not quite sure what love looks like. He thinks Baz is in love with her, too, and that hurts like hell.

    Baz just wishes he could magically bring his mother back from the grave. And that Simon wasn't so infuriatingly heterosexual.

    (Updates weekly until finished! :) )

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    15/?
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    Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch. Everything about him was gorgeous. A terrifying sort of power that just draws you in, in, in, until you have no idea which way's up and no choice but to drown.

    Simon Snow Salisbury, a bright ray of sunshine through thick and thin. Curly bronze hair that glows in the sunlight, freckles and moles peppering his skin. Constellations and connect-the-dots, just calling for someone to trace the lines with their lips.

    An unlikely romance, yet exactly what each one needs.

     

    DISCLAIMER; they're american because i'm not british and i have no clue how to portray it correctly. also this is a slowburn enemies to lovers type thing w/ short chapters (but they'll possibly hopefully get longer as i go) so!! just expect that

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    4/?
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    It is the beginning of Baz's problems when Penny's roommate Trixie accidentally misfires a love spell at Simon.

    (Un)fortunately for Baz, Simon's feelings of love are directed at him, and he has to find a way to bring Simon back to his normal, Baz-hating state before he loses himself to his feelings for him.

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    3/11
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    [Explicit] 18+ Simon and Baz.



    Baz’s hand is moving under his pants and I keep panting for some reason. (Probably in anticipation of finally uncovering all his plots.)

    Why hasn’t he taken off his pants? Wouldn’t it have been easier for him, more to see? I mean fewer movements, less restrictions for him because I definitely don’t want to see more.

    What I’m trying to say is that it makes sense to take the pants off while wanking. It’s just common sense. It’s for his benefit, not mine. I don’t even want to watch.

    Oh, Merlin, Baz is arching his back, his stomach is flexing and I can’t look away. He’s so fucking fit and apparently very sensual too. Unfortunately, I can’t see his face clearly from over here. 


    Starts summer before Watford 8th year.

    One month into the summer break, Simon decides it's time to uncover all of Baz’s plots.

    Luckily for Simon, there is a nice tall tree outside of Baz's bedroom window in Hampshire.

    What is Baz doing during his summer break exactly?

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    [Explicit] 18+ Simon and Baz.



    This also explains the wanking.

    I’ve been listening to Snow wank, while standing on the opposite side of the door to our room, twice a week for three years.

    Snow has developed quite a routine for wanking.


    It is a well known fact that Basilton is quite the plotter. That is what Simon thinks anyway. And yet, when Baz is actually scheming, Simon is none the wiser.

    Or how Baz is determined to seduce Simon at any cost and poor Niall is pulled into his best friend’s most absurd shenanigans ever.

    How far is Baz willing to go? The answer will not surprise you — most definitely too far.

    Inappropriate humour.

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    9/12
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    [Explicit] 18+ Baz and another male character.



    Snow has been getting under my skin by giving me the most triumphant glares this whole evening, every time he and Wellbelove would dance.

    After watching the two of them half the night and agonising over it, I take my leave.


    Baz is heartbroken. Simon isn't yet. But he will be.

    Heavy Angst with an Unhappy Ending.

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    1/1
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    59
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    How much can you tell about a relationship by their First Moments?

    Can you tell how much they mean to each other? How much of an impact those moments had?

    Can you tell whether or the relationship will blossom into something beautiful, or whither on the vine?

    Baz is a lonely boy, who would like nothing less than to spend every summer vacation far from home, in a tiny town on the shore.

    Simon is a scrappy orphan, recently taken in by his last living relative. He just wants to adjust to his new life and make some new friends.

    Told through a series of their "Firsts" over the course of several years, Simon and Baz will go from enemies, to friends, to something more...

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    Gym class
    Friday afternoon
    Year 7
    Section: Magical Customs
    Assignment: Choreograph a dance routine, following the existing customs of the dance given to you. Study the incorporation of magic in traditional and modern types of dance.
    Examination: Public performance at the end of the semester.

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    An excuse I made for the boys to tango, Penelope Bunce to relax and have Fun, and for Agatha Wellbelove to experience independence (indepenDANCE, if you will)

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    2/?
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    Baz sees something he can't erase from his memories and Simon reads something that isn't supposed to be for his eyes.
    It's almost Christmas and Baz is invited for a posh Christmas party. Meanwhile Simon tries to figure out how to get to that party. He must be plotting! Or is Simon plotting something special for the holidays?

    Plotting, pining, banter and first kisses.

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    1/1
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    47
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    What happens when an invisibility cloak is thrown into the mix of anger and tension that Simon and Baz have been stirring up for years?

    Sex, lots and lots of sex.

    How?

    Read, and you’ll see.

    Or: Canon-divergent 8th year AU in which all the SnowBaz tension culminates into a, let’s just say, heated climax. No coffin, no truce, and the anathema doesn’t exist, instead there’s an invisibility cloak.

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    Simon and Baz are roommates at uni. Baz is hopelessly in love with Simon, as he is in every universe. Cue alcohol and slightly homoerotic situations as a result.

    prompt #30: “Last time we went out, I ended up in some random bloke's bed with you pulling splinters out of my arse. No.” “You can’t expect that to happen again, though.” “Yes, yes I totally can.”

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    1/1
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    [Mature] 18+ Simon and Baz. (Mature for language and light mention of sex.)



    He's standing there with fists clenched at his sides, shaking his head, eyes full of both confusion and anger. His magic is flaring up to the point of this whole place smelling like smoke in a matter of seconds.

    ”You can’t be on a date. Because that means—”

    I don’t let him finish and try to put as much menace in my next words as possible, ”Yes, Snow. That means I’m gay. What a brilliant observation on your part.”


    Set Watford 8th year. Baz decides to try and get over Simon by dating Alex — a bloke he met at a museum. Alex is nice, but he's not Simon.

    Speaking of Simon. He follows Baz to the date.

    Certain realisations follow.

    Heavy Angst (with Happy Ending in the next part of the series).

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    4/4
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    [Explicit] 18+ fem Simon and fem Baz.


    Set Watford 8th year.

    Niall and Dev drag Baz to a party. Simone is there too.

    COC 2020 Day 6, NOV 30: WLW (women love women)

    FemSnowBaz (and femDeNiall).

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    1/1
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    11
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    42
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    3
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    400
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    [Mature] 18+ Simon and Baz.


    Set Watford 8th year.

    Simon is struggling with a pulled muscle and Baz really wants to sneer at him.

    But it's more difficult than people might think when Simon is looking like that.

    An accidental offer occurs. (Baz should stop reading magazines at the hairdresser.)

    COC 2020 Day 3, NOV 27: Retellings.

    Steamy with inappropriate humour.

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    1/1
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    16
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    75
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    1
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    554
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    Simon Snow is the sun. It hurts to look at him. It aches to be away from him, and it aches to be close to him.

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    English
    Words:
    507
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    3
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    11
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    82
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    A collection of Carry On ficlets I wrote in the captions of my drawtober posts on ig (some of them will have some new stuff added tho hehe)

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    1,744
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    4/?
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    30
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    During a fight over Agatha, Simon accidentally curses Baz with a dangerous love disease.

    Baz now has three options: find a way to get the object of his affections to return his romantic feelings, undergo a surgery that will take his magic away, or die.

    Language:
    English
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    11,311
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    186
    Kudos:
    502
    Bookmarks:
    53
    Hits:
    2492

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