14 Works in Pining Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī

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    "Why," Lan Wangji said each word in sheer agony, "are you not decent?"

    "My clothes are wet," Wei Wuxian answered. "If I don't take them off, I run the risk of freezing to death. Don't you live up in the mountains? I thought you'd know about the dangers of the cold."

    "I do." Lan Wangji looked absolutely tortured, staring at the cave wall. "So long as there's a heat source and your clothes are no longer soaking wet, you can put them back on."

    Wei Wuxian made a face. "But I just got dry. I don't want to put damp pants back on."

    "Wei Ying!"

    "Alright, alright, fine! But just the pants."

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    An alternate version of the events in the Cave of the Tortoise of Carnage. All the cheesy romantic tropes. All of them. ALL. Basically an excuse to write Lan Wangji panicking and Wei Wuxian being oblivious.

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    Breaking News!
    According to the Lotus Pier Police Department, Walmart has now banned local man for driving an electric cart while drinking wine from a Pringles Can at 9AM.

    The man in question could not be reached for any comments. We’ll keep you updated as the story progresses. Next up! Is your cat plotting to kill you? Find out, after the break.

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    Lan Wangji hadn’t thought his recent (unwilling) transfer to Lotus Pier, his brother’s engagement (to a complete and utter asshole) and his (first ever) heartbreak would impact him much.

    But if the police officer in front of him was to be believed, he might have to reconsider some of his earlier considerations.

    Like where he got his sandalwood moisturizer, because it appeared that the logistics of shopping at Walmart were now… legally complicated.

    AKA: The not-so-tragic Romeo-and-Juliet love story that shook the foundations of Lotus Pier, now with 1000% more Walmart representation!

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    Lan Wangji couldn’t recall a time in which he had ever felt more stunned. Usually, he could easily keep his thoughts together, see a way out of whatever hole he had dug himself, or, more likely, been thrown into.

    But now, finding Wei Wuxian, Yunmengs fox hybrid who had so easily stolen his heart, cowering away from a puppy- a puppy, he wasn't sure what to think...

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    Lan Wangji planned on bumping into Wei Wuxian, having taken a Night Hunt request all the way in Yiling. Truthfully, there was no monster to hunt, it was only an excuse he made. His real plan had been to search for the elusive "Yiling Patriarch" to plead with him, one more time. Nothing else mattered.

    Except, he had never thought to account for a child.

    (Based off of Ep. 28 of the live drama)

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    The first time Wen Qing meets A-Li, she is struck by the fact that Wei Wuxian is clearly trying to keep the child's parentage under wraps.
    Still, the way Wei Wuxian introduces them to his son- it is painfully obvious that he does not want his son's parentage to be known.
    But Wei Wuxian is Zhenli’s mother, in the end, and she will respect his choice.
    (Or at least, she had planned on respecting it.)

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    It is not how he had imagined their first kiss, their first time.
    But this was good too.
    Anything with Wei Wuxian was good.

    /OR/ Probably one of the only fics with the tag "Mating Cycles/In Heat" that doesn't have any explicit content

    /NOTE/ So I just realised this is my hundredth fic!!!!

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    Everything stays the same except that Jiang Fengmian finds Wei WuXian a bit too late.

    ft. Courtesan Wei WuXian, aka the story of how Wei WuXian became China's sex symbol, yes, you heard that right.

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    They’ve all gathered in Lotus Pier, Wei Wuxian thinks. Him, Jiang Cheng, Madam Yu, Uncle Jiang, and… the peacock, Jin Zixuan. There's an announcement to be made, and he's pretty certain he knows what it is - only that they apparently have to wait for two more people, and really, wasn't everyone already here?

    Who else was coming?

    /OR/ the one where Wei Wuxian thinks his pet zombie rabbit talks

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    “I had a small chat with Zewu-Jun lately,” his shijie smiles, and Wei Wuxian blinks. Lan Xichen was truly deserving of his title as Lord Knowledge, and he had just given Wuxian the key to a most amazing, fantastical idea.

    It's time to write Han Guang-Jun a letter!

    /OR/ the one in which we find a way to give them more rabbit children.

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    Lan Huan discovers his little brother's weakness for small fluffy things, as well as his own.

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    He is the soft swing of a door closing shut at the end of the road; the sharp snip of a life thread being cut short. Cloaked in darkness, he is the one the Underworld calls to. His name is Wei Wuxian.


    As long as Lan Wangji can remember, there has only been light, and creation. He does his job as well as any god of life would, flawless and without mistake, and every breath he takes he feels the earth sing along.

    /OR/ the mythological au that spawned from a midnight chat

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    “Sorry guys, I’ll only know love it if hits me in the face!” Wei Wuxian laughed.

    Lan Wangji, heart feeling like it was bursting in distress, could not restrain himself any longer, as he walked up to Wei Wuxian.

    And without hesitation, punched him in the face.

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    Lan Zhan and Lan Huan are brothers, and like all brothers, they have their disagreements. Unlike most, they are *Lans* and fighting is unbecoming of them. Thus, rather than outright fighting, they let out their anger through passive-aggressive pranking.
    At least until Lan Huan's genius idea helps Lan Zhan bond with the love of his life.
    Lan Zhan can forgive *anything* that lets him become closer to Wei Ying.

    Translation in Russian available at ficbook

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    the last installation of the 食衣住行 series

    they rescued a bird and some memories were evoked

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