7 Works in Piggate | David Cameron Fucks a Pig's Head

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    Childermass and Lascelles work with the same political think-tank. This story has very little to do with that, being a fake dating Christmas fic.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,946
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    114
  2. Tags
    Summary

    “When words exchanged by middle-aged middle-class white men in government buildings fail to meet the needs of the people, the people have a right to press that claim.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,282
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    246
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    1971
  3. Tags
    Summary

    "This tradition dates back to Lord Walpole's departure, Mr. Morrissey, before the term Prime Minister was even in use. It shall be continued with or without your co-operation."

    Help! Morrissey's been kidnapped by a shadowy government agency for nefarious purposes--but what will happen when he finds out why?

    (In other news, this is mostly crack, written primarily to stop it taking up valuable brain space, and inspired primarily by Smiths memes. You Have Been Warned.)

    Morrissey, if by any chance you or any of your people are reading this, I come to write stupid fanfic, not to slander, libel or claim my writing to be factual in any way. Milk, if you or any of your relatives are reading this, don't worry, I like you, I just don't think Morrissey does. Johnny and Andy, I'm trusting you to be cool.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,126
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    272
  4. Tags
    Summary

    Welcome to my crackfic based on my friends' Tomodachi Life island, skype chats, inside jokes and a bunch of other random stuff that idek about man. This is terrible and it should never grace your eyes. If it does apply bleach to your eyes and use holy water to wash it away. Kk thx.

    Credit to Shibe for the title! Thanks m90.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,565
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    278
  5. Tags
    Summary

    His relationship with David and Ed in tatters after the end of the Coalition and the disastrous result of the 2015 general election, Nick has upped sticks to his constituency in Sheffield Hallam. At loose ends, David waits for the courage to call him, and Ed waits for the phone to ring. Months pass, not a word spoken between them, and then a book is published which tears to shreds every part of David's so-carefully-built-up reputation.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,589
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    311
  6. Tags
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    948
  7. Tags
    Summary

    "Ideally, we would cause a minuscule perturbation in the space-time continuum: create a change historically significant enough that it would rapidly propagate into our records, but which would not materially affect the underlying foundation of our current timeline."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    589
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    983

Filters

Filter results:
Submit

Include

?
Include Ratings
Include Warnings
Include Categories
Include Fandoms
Include Characters
Include Relationships
Include Additional Tags

Exclude

?
Exclude Ratings
Exclude Warnings
Exclude Categories
Exclude Fandoms
Exclude Characters
Exclude Relationships
Exclude Additional Tags

More Options

Crossovers
Completion Status
Word Count
Date Updated
Submit