161 - 180 of 2027 Works in Pick-Up Lines

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    The one time bad pick-up lines actually work.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,112
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    206
  2. Tags
    Summary

    It had started quite innocently, with various names taken from famous people like ‘Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart,’ or from books like ‘Sirius Black,’ or with pet names like ‘Lover number one,’ ‘Sugar plum,’ and other various atrociously sickly labels.

    But then it got worse. ‘Daddy long legs’ was the first, and Hyungwon had to shout it while the coffee shop was full to the brim, during lunch time. The following day, it was ‘Sexy motherfucker.’

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,333
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    111
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    598
  3. Tags
    Summary

    “Hey, can I get a cola and a slice of pizza?”

    “Uhm… this is a coffee shop.”

    “Ok, so can I get a cappuccino and a cheeseburger?”

    “Sir, this is a coffee shop, we don’t have cheeseburgers.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,189
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    428
  4. Tags
    Summary

    The first time it happens, Catra thinks it’s a mistake.

    "What is that?”

    Catra follows her friend’s finger and almost drops her cup when she sees the messy scrawl. It takes her a minute to decipher the gibberish and then -

    Hello there, how do you brew?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,718
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    65
    Kudos:
    467
    Bookmarks:
    44
    Hits:
    2792
  5. Tags
    Summary

    asra and the apprentice teach muriel how to flirt.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,267
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    281
  6. Tags
    Summary

    “Phichit, I think I got diabetes.” The said best friend sighs. “Those sweet frappuccinos are your addiction now huh…” Yuuri hums, sipping his cold latte and then nudges his cup to Phichit. “That… and also this.” Phichit reads it and he gapes.

    A drabble of cheesy line, coffee shop AU. [New chapter: Yuuri finally could warm up to two cats. Or three.]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,954
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    56
    Kudos:
    108
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1596
  7. Tags
    Summary

    Harry was in New York for business, however when he met Tony Stark in a bar he decided that business and pleasure didn't have to be mutually exclusive.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,609
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    186
    Kudos:
    1913
    Bookmarks:
    487
    Hits:
    23347
  8. Tags
    Summary

    While Lucy and Levy are drinking one evening, they decide to Snapchat their friend... but what happens when the number turns out to be for a huge guy with piercings and his pink-haired friend instead?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,260
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1526
  9. Tags
    Summary

    One-shot/prompt/drabble collection.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,527
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    777
  10. Tags
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,400
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    960
  11. Tags
    Summary

    Lance transfers schools across the country. He comes face to face (to floor) with the gorgeous Matt Holt and has a genius idea on how to woo the man. Playing Pokemon Go. The only problem? Lance doesn't know what Pokemon Go is. Or what he's in for once he starts playing.

    "Are you sure Pidge doesn't work for Niantic?"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,387
    Chapters:
    3/6
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    198
  12. Tags
    Summary

    “I miss you,” Chuuya says to him, only it comes out, “I’m going to fucking kill you.”

    “I miss you too,” Dazai says back, only it comes out, “I’d like to see you try.


    Or five things Nakahara Chuuya knows about Dazai Osamu and one thing he does not.
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,167
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    51
    Kudos:
    338
    Bookmarks:
    54
    Hits:
    3530
  13. Tags
    Summary

    In which Ritsuka wants to be ravished and she and Santa Alter play some reindeer games.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    566
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    28
    Hits:
    448
  14. Tags
    Summary

    Some interesting methods of romancing are shown by the most confident inhabitants of Gensokyo...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,721
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    23
    Hits:
    316
  15. Tags
    Summary

    You were just a girl in the village of Carsten. You yearned to leave and to see the outside world, to be different. When you meet a strange yet familiar man, you are assured your life will change forever.

    Loosely based on The Witcher 3 story line in later chapters, so spoilers inside.

    ***THANK YOU FOR 5K VIEWS!!***

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,737
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    319
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    6548
  16. Tags
    Summary

    One night, Erik Lehnsherr gets drunk and accidentally summons a demon. A very good-looking one. Erik is intoxicated, so he doesn't realize that the gorgeous creature he met is a demon until the next morning. He insists over and over again he does not want to make a deal of any kind, but the demon just won't leave him alone.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,687
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    342
  17. Tags
    Summary

    I have never done anything like this before, but this ship needs more appreciation and I can actually manage this ~
    Lined up, we have: admiration (--> games night + feelings), gardening (--> the groupchat + kami growing roses for shinsou), holidays, (--> kami making up a holiday for cheesy pick up lines + of course, cheesy pick up lines) , domestic (--> cuddling and making out + baku and sero screeching), training (--> shinsou feeling sore after training + kami giving him a massage), social media (--> a continuation of the massage where kami freaks out + the squad support him on the group chat), and finally, happy endings (--> a shinkami proposal oneshot)

    Join the whenjoshisjoseph discord server!! --> https://discord.gg/vkVtHxE

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,826
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    94
    Kudos:
    208
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1574
  18. Tags
    Summary

    A simple message can turn into so much more, whether or not it's wanted. Two teens living on the opposite sides of the country share a strong bond that eventually takes a turn for the worse- but not before even more complications arise.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,740
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    624
  19. Tags
    Summary

    Draco had no idea why, but somehow his mouth started to work on its own account whenever he was around Potter.

    If only the floor would already swallow him...

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    683
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    153
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1074
  20. Tags
    Summary

    Tony "accidentally" signs the Avengers up for a lingerie photoshoot as part of a charity calendar. Turns out they don't have as many problems with the idea as he had thought.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,599
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    165
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    5413

Filters

Filter results:
Submit

Include

?
Include Ratings
Include Warnings
Include Categories
Include Fandoms
Include Characters
Include Relationships
Include Additional Tags

Exclude

?
Exclude Ratings
Exclude Warnings
Exclude Categories
Exclude Fandoms
Exclude Characters
Exclude Relationships
Exclude Additional Tags

More Options

Crossovers
Completion Status
Word Count
Date Updated
Submit

Pages Navigation