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    Prompt 1.
    _hey... so... uh (looks at notecards) did you uh did... you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry you're-you're just so.pretty I m soryr
    _IF SOMEONE DID THIS TO ME I WOULD FUCK THEM ON THE SPOT
    _(blushes furiously) (picks up cards) (looks through them desperately) um... dont have a card for... this

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    694
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    Vetra's plans go awry. Then a pick-up line competition goes awry.

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    English
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    2,501
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    123
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    Not many things flustered Kuroba Kaito and broke his Poker Face and the following two things are definitely not the ones that do:

    1. Fish.

    2. Kudo Shinichi saying cheesy pick-up lines.

    Language:
    English
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    17,192
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    254
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    2233
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    Shiro couldn't help but pine for the sad barfly sitting in the corner booth.

    Language:
    English
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    2,183
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    140
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    910
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    Despite bad pick up lines, online dating turns into a fairytale romance when Clarke and Lexa match on Tinder.

    Or

    A series of one shots based upon my first story A Tinderella Story.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,595
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1316
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    "The jealousy makes him want to tear off his skin, to become someone else who maybe wouldn’t be such a fucking asshole. If you love someone, aren’t you supposed to be happy for them?

    TK isn’t happy. He’s frustrated, mostly. Sometimes he’s angry.

    Sometimes it’s at himself."

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    English
    Words:
    2,000
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    591
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    Shiro’s car breaks down in the rain and he’s stubborn enough not to ask for a jump even though he's right in front of someone's house.

    Luckily, Lance hops out in the rain to help him, anyway.

    ---

    Shiro lets himself drown in his own self-pity and muddy water until there’s a hesitant knock at his window. He startles so much that he honks the horn when he jerks his head up, and he’s greeted by the face of an angel giggling at him.

    As he rolls down the window, the stranger stands up straight and grins at him from underneath a blue hood. “Need some help?”

    Language:
    English
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    3,671
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    144
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    766
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    Jackson tries to woo Mark, feat. Pick up Lines.

    Sit down, this is going to be etched in History.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,624
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    138
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1231
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    Falling in love with Keith Kogane hurts. Everyone knows that. But it’s easy to fall in love with her, anyway.

    The rain’s starting to come down harder. He’s just about to make his own dash for his car when an umbrella catches his eye. It’s bright red, for one thing, and the only thing that’s not moving. Whoever’s beneath it stands near the corner of the main drive. Like they’re waiting for someone.

    Grandpa’s got a half dozen Old Hollywood movies with moments like this. Where the music swells and the world fades away and all that’s left is a beautiful dame under a red umbrella. Maybe that’s what keeps Shiro still as the umbrella tips back ever so slightly and he catches sight of Keith. Through the silver haze of rain she looks delicate. All he can focus on is the set of her lips caught in a wistful smile. Like she knows whoever she’s waiting for isn’t coming.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,186
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    186
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1652
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    "Nate is never doing anyone a favour again."

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,000
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    99
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1058
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    The three girls find Monika’s weak points and are determined to use them against their beloved president.

    Language:
    English
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    4,953
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1304
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    Second year Oikawa goes to a middle school tournament to look for some new blood. That's where he first sees him, across the gymnasium, a gray haired angel dressed in black.

    This is how Oikawa meets the love of his life.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,382
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    159
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    Theo hits on his boyfriend.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,010
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    124
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    986
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    After weeks of not-so-meaninglesss flirting, Kirishima gets Bakugou and Kaminari in the same room under the guise of studying. One pickup line turns into two, and three, until Bakugou turns the tables and Kaminari finds he cant handle a taste of his own medicine, especially not when Bakugou does it so well.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,136
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    169
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1779
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    Being cryogentically frozen for over 10,000 years kinda ruins anything Allura's earthling paladins would call "game." However, that's not going to stop her from getting what she wants. She may just have to ask for some help from a certain overly flirtatious Cuban.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,060
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    248
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    "Hallsy knows he’s kind of an idiot - people on Twitter still ask him about his boating licence, and Whits texts him banana split pictures nearly every month - but he’s also not as dumb as everyone thinks he is."

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    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    824
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    Arthur is being hit on by an IT worker, so he hits back.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    396
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    346
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    200 word drabble. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    187
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    13
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    Xuxi models in kilt. Mark comes to watch.

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    English
    Words:
    3,984
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    144
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1417
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    "It only makes sense that Jared and Tyler are inseparable even in their imagined futures, with a dream they pretend is reality every winter when the pond finally freezes over."

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,000
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    241

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