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    "I'm your barista, and you're hot so I write a bad pick-up line on every single one of your orders." Coffee Shop AU prompt where Molly is Sherlock's usual barista and Molly being Molly uses her awkward ways to flirt with him. She never expected them to actually work.

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    All Louis had to do was get good grades and get a degree. Hot, horny, and determined frat boys with bad pick-up lines and devilish smirks were NOT included in the college brochure.

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    new

    -adjective 

    1. existing or appearing for the first time

    soul

    -noun

    1. principle of life, feeling, thought, and actions in humans and androids

    Connor had been working on developing a sense of humor, hopefully one that would amuse Hank. He had analyzed the comedic styles and joke delivery that seemed to make him laugh.

    He also watched a lot of stand up comedy.

    A lot.

    He felt that he had the perfect situation for a joke.

    “Is it hot in here or is it just me?” Connor quipped, the corners of his mouth turning up slightly.

    “It's you.” Hank slurred as he absentmindedly scratched Sumo behind his ears.

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    Marinette and Nino: It's a Match!
    Tinder AU for Ninette Appreciation Week

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    3
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    here's a random old coffee-shop-pickup-line AU i wrote ages ago!

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    While trying to convince Jane to come out dancing with her, Darcy insists that "pick up lines don’t work, not even if they’re hilarrible.”

    Fate proves her wrong.

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    "How in the actual hell is one supposed to respond to that?!" Taehyung continued, now yelling at the other.

    "Well, what did you say?" asked the blonde.

    Taehyung hesitated, his lips quirking into a sheepish grin. "I said what any rational person would've said in that moment..."

    Jimin looked at him expectantly but the grey haired boy didn't speak. "Which is..." he urged.

    Taehyung huffed, "You have to promise not to give me shit for this."

    The elder nodded.

    "Okay," Taehyung said, letting out a breath, "So I was like; 'boy, I'm like a Rubik's cube, the more you play with me...the harder I get.'"

     

    Or, alternatively...
    Yoongi is the residential badass and Jimin is smitten. Meanwhile, Taehyung's busy pursuing the Hot Anatomy Guy from one of his classes and he needs to come up with a game plan, which inevitably leads him here; to a pickup line-off.

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    You know,
    If you were coffee grounds,
    You'd be espresso
    Cause your so fine.
    - Gabriel
    ----
    Why would I need to know about the solar system?
    My whole world revolves around you
    -Sam
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    The one where Sam goes to the same coffee shop every day after class and ends up meeting a very sweet barista.
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    Or where Gabriel writes cheesy pick up lines on Sams coffee cups
    And Sam replies back to him on napkins that he leaves at his table.

    Series
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    Comments:
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    56
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    413
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    It's Wrestlemania weekend, and two long-time friend/rivals meet up to discuss life.
    ...Or, something like that.

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    1
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    Seokjin confesses to Namjoon using bad pick up lines he saw online.

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    10
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    Lance was perfect. He was confident, loud and outgoing. Or so most everyone thought. His secrets to his past are held close to his chest until he is kiddnaped by the galra empire. Only then does his true colors, the one color he loved so much, show. The team didn’t know enough, but will this new information on thier team mate comprise his relationships?

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    Bookmarks:
    8
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    “I asked this to another blog but I never found it which is markus is determined to flirt/use pick up lines on Connor but it flies over his head?“

    tumblr prompt 3

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    The team goes to the mall again with Coran while Shiro and Allura stayed behind to guard the spaceship. Keith wasn't expecting to witness Lance failing to pick-up a girl and most definitely wasn't expecting himself to manage to pick-up a girl. A contact was given and Lance decides to have a little fun with Keith. From there, careless confessions were made.

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    Every Tuesday Lance and Keith have a tradition to swap bad pickup lines, but one Tuesday, Lance shakes it up a bit.

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    Mostly pickup lines for newtmas and angst for peterxpeter
    follow @newtmas_spiderman on instagram

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    Dean!sperm and Sam!sperm meet due to a mix-up. It's a match made in heaven.

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    Lance walked over to Keith as Shiro left the observation deck, standing next to him. "You doing alright, bud?"

    Keith nodded, crossing his arms. He looked over at his fellow paladin before giving his body a once over. "Take care of the boner you had?" Lance sputtered, blushing.
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    Basically the alt. ending to S3 E6 Tailing the Comet. I saw the sceneshots where they animated Lance's bulge, so I based porn on it.

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    Castiel is a freshman, and one of his friends manages to talk him into attending the first football game of the year. However, he doesn't expect to see his friend from class... and his older brother.

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    Tall, dark and handsome meets beautiful, shy and awkward.

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    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
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