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    Alternatively titled "Cecil used 'Awkward Flirting Attempts'! It is very effective. Really. Go ask Carlos."

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    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    199
    Bookmarks:
    31
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    2593
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    A fic a day, for 100 days.

    All will be written from prompts generated here. No matter how insane the characters or scenario I'm given are, it will be done.

    Probably going to be mostly short fics, with varying levels of seriousness -- from fairly normal fics to all-out insanity. You have been warned.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,237
    Chapters:
    8/100
    Comments:
    266
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    1083
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    Jim is a dancer with a crush. Leo is *not* in love with him. There are a few pickup lines involved.
    Carol Marcus is adorable.

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    English
    Words:
    1,726
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    2148
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    The one where James tries to flirt with Niki and totally fails.

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    Words:
    317
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    763
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    That one time Kage opened up her askbox to fic prompts after 10 hours of EXTREME SEWING, being high on a lethal combination of cereal and milk, and then watched the sun rise.

    10 hours later of writing, tumblring and cruising on a sewing high (who even HAS those), Kage's followers' dashes were thoroughly terrorized and this is the resulting archive of this dark and tragic time. Please don't kick me out of fandom. See notes at the beginning for a quick summary of all of the prompts I wrote.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,535
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1638
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    Erik bags a date trolling Macbooks in Starbucks.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    598
    Bookmarks:
    87
    Hits:
    6582
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    Kise is desperate for a date with his precious Kurokocchi and when things don't turn out how he expects, he relies on terrible pick-up lines he got from the internet.

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    2,394
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    128
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1451
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    Erik has really bad brain-to-mouth filter. Like that one time he said, “Damn I would tap that ass so bad” so loud the really cute police officer gave him a ticket for it.

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    English
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    829
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    596
    Bookmarks:
    81
    Hits:
    8337
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    or 'How To Seduce An Oblivious Mathematician With An Arsenal Of Ridiculously Shitty Pick Up Lines'

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    173
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    2862
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    He sees him on a bus, puts his watch in his pocket, sits down next to him, and asks him for the time.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    104
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1478
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    After his eye-opening encounter with Melech, Aleyn visits a goblin bar in the waterfront district looking for kindred souls.

    Total PWP ;)

    Language:
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    3,125
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    166
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    "Trying to have a reasonable conversation with Phoenix Wright is hard enough while he is sober; five beers in he is guaranteed to be entirely unmanageable." Phoenix is informal when he's drunk. Edgeworth is not.

    Language:
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    Words:
    463
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    337
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    3541
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    Raleigh plays truth or dare and scores.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    696
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    136
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    4887
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    Olivers tries out some really, really bad pick up lines on Percy.

    Language:
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    Words:
    680
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    283
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    2976
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    If someone had asked Yancy Becket to describe his younger brother's best traits, 'Determined' would have definitely been on the list. Now, between Raleigh's determination and his quickly growing cabin fever from being cooped up in a hospital room for weeks, there were certain ideas that his brother wasn't about to let to rest.
    Certain ideas that happened to revolve around getting their doctor naked as soon as possible.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1548
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    Charles surrenders to spending a day with Raven at the Met. He's there to admire the art until he gets horrendously lost - it is a very big museum after all - and ends up running into someone. A very handsome someone.

    Written for the prompt: “How to flirt with someone in a museum: introduce yourself and then say I would shake your hand but that sign says not to touch the masterpieces.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,257
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    564
    Bookmarks:
    86
    Hits:
    6152
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    Tony brings a girl home for devious reasons. It's a good thing Pepper likes his devious reasons. No fuck-me-pumps were damaged in the making of this story.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,359
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    137
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    2961
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    “Hey, are you wearing space pants today? Because your ass is out of this world!”
    “No kid, those are softball pants, and this ass is out of your league.”
    [McKirk, OS, Academy!AU in which Bones and Jim separated after the shuttle, ends in five years mission]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,117
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    2196
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    Danny gives a young dude three shots. But Steve can do it much better. Of course.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    300
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1740
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    Mondo convinces Chihiro to come with him to the pool. Except, Mondo is less interested in swimming, and more in picking up the lifeguard. Uses kawaiishimondo's prompt.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,198
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    134
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    3119

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