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    With a smirk that’s more syrupy than the pump of caramel he drizzles over the top of the drink, “I can make your body ache in more delicious ways.”

    “I can make your body ache too,” is said with utmost indifference. “The type that would require a hospital.”

    [or: Barista Dazai’s daily work schedule includes flirting outrageously with his favorite chibi customer.]

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    Hangman is good at a lot of things - but minor details might be what get him into trouble. (It's probably a good idea to ask for names in a town like this one.)

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    There are things one should never do. This includes attempting to pick up a demon in a pub.

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    Trailer Voice: They say no bad deed goes unpunished.
    “Stop this reverse truth serum already.”
    “You’re enjoying it anyway.”

    “So if you’re afraid to fuck things up, why didn’t you fix it right away, hmm?”
    “You will understand when you see her.”

    “Stubborn idiot.”
    “This is me on a quest for power.”

    Trailer Voice: And with great power comes interesting abilities.
    “Little Big Sis with a spell book sounds like trouble. Good luck brother. I guess I'll be seeing you as a woman or a dog one day.”
    “There’s a spell for that?”
    “Don’t give her ideas, Dante.”

    “Looks like it didn’t work.”
    “You think?”

    Trailer Voice: So now we meet them.
    “I’ll get back at you for this.”
    “Little Big Boss, the creep is threatening me~”

    “You touch mine all the time!”
    “I’m a man of honor.”

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    After prying into Yunan's crush on Olivia, Marcy attempts to teach her how to flirt. It goes... predictably poorly.

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    Group chat with Just the Inazuma people cuz why not shawty

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    "George could not be happier.

    It’s been nearly two months since the night of the bet and Dream and him had become practically inseparable.
    Slowly but surely, he found Dream seeping into his life, bleeding in through the cracks where he always felt something was missing.

    They have a class together, funnily enough. Half a term and the man that could very well be the love of his life was just half a classroom away, bathed in shadows where he now stands awash in sun, dripping golden light into George’s everyday life. God, George has gotten poetic ever since he met him."

    //

    Or, George and Dream navigate their relationship ever since that fateful bet

    sequel to "nothing the matter with a kiss"

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    X Files Bingo Prompt: The Way You Flirt Is Shameful

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    hello! it's saturn! if you're following me on twitter, i have announced that i will post all of my weekend drabbles here from my thread. ^u^ this is for those who would prefer to read it in ao3 format. i have also taken the liberty of proofreading them. please mind the tags that will be posted on the notes at the beginning at each chapter so you will be guided. ^^

    my weekend drabble thread is for my friends/followers (i don't like calling you all followers bc you are all my friends!) who submitted a prompt through my twt replies, DMs, or anons. you can find my cc here if you want to submit a prompt for weekend drabble!
    here is the link! curiouscat

    thank you, enjoy, and stay safe always! you can reach me thru my twt too! twitter

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    Finn Skywalker's phone buzzes with a text he absolutely should not entertain, but it's well past midnight and he hasn't hooked up with anyone in a while, so...he entertains it, alright.

    Poe Dameron is pretty as hell, teasing as fuck and knows exactly what he's doing when he sends that text. So what happens when he shows up outside Finn's place on his motorcycle and asks if he'd like to go for a ride?

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    Jason Todd is working at Subway to help put himself through college, and a new regular customer has him all flustered and tripping over his words. Will Jason be able to sate his hunger for this man?

    Inspired by a conversation about meaty foot-longs

    Warnings for extreme cringe, crack, and a surprising number of pirate puns. If I had any shame left, I'd probably apologize.

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    Чжун Ли нравится Чайльд, но он не вполне разбирается в современных способах ухаживания. Поэтому он обращается к Ху Тао и другим молодым людям Ли Юэ за помощью и советами по завоеванию одного Предвестника.
    Благослови его душу.

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    This is purely a One Shot book. It can contain 99 percent of the parings for Marvel that you can think of but I will NEVER cross the line between siblings because that I a line that I don’t like and don’t think should be a thing anyway. However, the requests will mostly be ones I make up myself but sometimes, requests you may have. If you would like to request something, this is how you request something. :)
    Your @/ name so I can write it at the beginning

    The pairing you would like

     

    What kind of pairing you want (fxm, mxm, fxf or multi )

    What kind of relationship ( parent, lover, enemy, friend, sibling, etc.)

    And if there are any specific things you want in the work

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    All Chuuya asks for is one normal day, but it’s not going to be as easy as it sounds when he catches the eye of a slimy mackerel.

    (AU where Chuuya is still an executive of Port Mafia, and Dazai is, well… Dazai is Dazai)

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    Chris notices you across the bar at a charity event and has to have you.

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    Julian is drunk and puts the moves on Garak with a cheesy pickup line.

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    What do the Blight twins do when they’re bored? Embarrass the heck out of each other, of course! Only this time, Edric gets more than he bargained for.

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    13
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    A collection of various Jori ficlets I’ve written while rewatching Victorious episodes on Netflix. Includes multiple scenarios and situations, all easily accessible through chapter titles. (updated periodically)

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    26,435
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    49/49
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    “The game,” Wei Ying continues, oblivious to Lan Zhan’s inner monologue, “Is called chicken.” Chicken — should Lan Zhan be looking up local feed stores that might sell them? Bring Wei Ying a pair? They hardly have room with how much space the rabbit hutch takes up, but both are peaceful creatures, so perhaps chickens and rabbits will get along. Or, a more frightening thought, perhaps Wei Ying intends to eat the chickens. Maybe this is a roundabout way of saying he wants dinner. That in itself is no problem, Lan Zhan will gladly feed him, and — ah, Wei Ying is still talking. He says, “The game is called chicken and whoever falls in love first loses!”

    Lan Zhan freezes. His thoughts clatter to a halt, that tangle in his chest reaching towards his throat and hooking into the soft skin of his mouth, keeping it shut tight.

    -

    Wei Ying has a plan. It's a good plan. A great plan. A plan with no room to go wrong -- a game of chicken, and whoever falls in love first loses! After all, he loves Lan Zhan so much that he's already won.

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    Minho writes a bad pick up line on Chan's cup every time he's his barista.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    17
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    297
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    31
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