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    The atmosphere is strained when Shiro enters the bridge.

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    "Do you have a pencil? I want to erase your past and write our future." And more.

    Chocolate has it easy getting what he wants most of the time. With Coffee, it isn't most of the time.

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    Sure, Lance didn't blame the Princess for her outburst. Her best Paladin was missing, too many things were going haywire within the ship, Slav was the best at angering people. It really wasn't her fault for snapping at him-- In fact, he understood it so much that he simply answered with a dejected 'Yes, Princess' before leaving. He could hear Hunk's gentle voice echoing through the open door before it slid shut, cutting off however he was soothing Allura and instead allowed his solemn steps to echo.

    Lance just wanted to go home.

    ______

    Lance is caught amongst not only his insecurities, but the growing tension between himself, Keith, and an odd Galran Prince by the name of Lotor.

    ((I fuckin suck at summaries but I hope y'all like this))

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    The yakuza. An American gang. The decision was made to shift resources from one to the other, and that decision has echoed its consequences to the present day. One heir was saved, one delinquent condemned.

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    “Shimada, Hanzo.”

    The smile, if anything, widened and sharpened, giving him the distinct impression of being caught by some beast in a corner, whose intention was to play with his prey before striking a killing blow. And still, the words came in the same rolling, sweet tone, suave and sauntering with the next introduction. The hat was dipped by a pinched grip on the brim, and the lopsided smugness stretching the man’s lips did nothing to assuage Hanzo’s unease.

    “Jesse McCree, at y’er service. How’s about we take this conversation somewhere a little more private?”

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    After being hit by a villain's quirk, class 1-A's powers and personalities are all scrambled. You, being out sick that day, were appointed the 'wonderful' job of babysitting the chaotic crew. Having personalities swapped, Bakugou is actually nice, and Yaoyorozu is alarmingly explosive (yes QUEEN). Using this opportunity to get to know your classmates better, you get to go of amazing casual adventures, like the movies, the mall (coughcoughHotTopic), and more!
    However, will these dysfunctional teens be more that you can handle?

    This is a fic inspired by Horikoshi's quirk swap sketch. Momolookssogood!!!

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    Tony "accidentally" signs the Avengers up for a lingerie photoshoot as part of a charity calendar. Turns out they don't have as many problems with the idea as he had thought.

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    So when life hands you lemons, you make a sandcastle out of poop... a poopcastle. And you sculpt a big one, with turrets and drawbridges, the whole nineteen thousand yards, until you can't even see the sky anymore. Because Life, Fate, the Maker, or whatever I should call the motivating factor behind this trainwreck of my story is a sadistic SOB. If I ever get the opportunity to meet whomever is pulling the twisted strings, I will absolutely shove a handful of my special castle-sand right in their face.

    How you like THOSE lemons, huh?!?

    I sound a little angry don't I? A bit prickly pear with the threats and all? Maybe you're just thinking I'm unhinged.

    Trust me, you would be too if all this was happening to you... What, you don't believe me? You're still unsure? If more convincing is what you need, then read on...

    I'll make a believer out of you yet.

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    September Redmond's an up-and-coming detective with fearless determination and no respect for the rules. When phantom thief Monday Blue drops a dream case into his lap, Redmond must decide whether the dirty criminal could ever be more than a friend — or if throwing in his lot with this vanishing, grinning rascal would be biting off way more than he can chew.

    --

    Original work, collab between Kurenix and Kuill!! :>

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    Wow, i knowww, that title is so creative.

    It's Midnight. This is my pathetic attempt at a fluffy story about getting married on halloween. It for sure doesnt meet my word count and has very little plot but you know, take it and treat it like your child.

     

     

    Become a Patron to see more of my work, including Patreon Only One shots, Continuations to public fanfictions and Never-Before-Seen content of mine! Hope to see you there!

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    alternatively titled: how many cliches and sappy lines can i fit into 1 fic
    aka: the fluff amnesia au no one asked for but everyone needed

    (title taken from thief by ansel elgort)

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    The Ghost crew has a target they need to get alone. Which of the Spectres should they send to initiate a seduction?

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    Or: A self-indulgent Lance character study, couched in a meme-filled AU, based on some things noted in seasons 1-6. WRITTEN AND POSTED PRIOR TO WATCHING SEASON SEVEN. *covers ears against spoilers*

    Or: How Lance McClain Grew Up, Got Over Himself and Became Earth's Hero (before someone landed four lions on his parade).

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    The paladins come together in stages

    10/8 Keith wears a 'come in me bro' shirt. Lance hunk and shiro oblige

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    Chapters:
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    'We Fett clones were great soldiers. No one could or would ever try to argue with that. We were engineered, conditioned and trained to be versatile and skilled on the field of battle. In war, we knew what we were doing and so we were mature, confident, and serious. Then there was our spare time...'

    Commander Wolffe's hobby was recording stories from the people he encountered during the Clone Wars. Some stories were nostalgia about the strange upbringing of clones on Kamino, some were adventures recounted by soldiers or Jedi, some were just etiological. And since the tone of the war was tragic, Wolffe insisted that all of the stories had to be funny.

    Each chapter is three little stories.

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    (Pre-Reveal) Adrien tries to woo Marinette using pick-up lines.

     

    This was a story based on a tumblr post I discovered.

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    It had all started with Pidge, really.

    After figuring out what the date was back on Earth, they had been keeping good track of it. Lance had seen it was going to be Valentine's day, and of course he'd wanted to celebrate. Of course Allura had wanted to know more about this Earth holiday. Of course Hunk offered to make food and find decorations. Of course Shiro had no arguments. Of course the Galra happened to not attack the entire week.

    And, of course, Keith recognizes his feelings for Lance only a few days beforehand.

    But now Valentine's is over, and Keith wasn't cliche enough to try and confess that day. Or any other day, really. It just happened to be coincidence that Hunk had made all of those pocky-like cookies, and that Lance, apparently, now wants to play the game with Keith.

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    He's late.

    So late.

    (Or: Magnus has an interview, the bus is running late, and he falls for an attractive stranger.)

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    Lance loves to flirt. He flirts to tease and to have fun and make people happy... but now that he actually likes someone? He has no clue how he should act. And while Lance awkwardly pines for Keith, Keith had already realized his own attraction for Lance.
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    Keith overthinks every encounter he has with Lance and comes up with weird compliments and pick up lines in an attempt to flirt but Lance thinks Keith is just messing with him.

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    Greg travels on the road with his brother and cousin. Pov circles between Greg, Henry, and Joss.

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    In which you usually make a fool of yourself.

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