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    When Keith crash lands in a desert, his only way back to civilisation is to follow the signals of a radio show.

    Lance's cheery ramblings fill the empty desert air, and Keith finds himself bonding with the shapeless voice. He begins looking forward to meeting Lance more than actually getting help, but maybe that's a good thing. Because you don't get the whole picture through sound. And when the two finally meet, there's a few surprises in store.

    Fic based on the MonthlyKlance March prompts~

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    11/18
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    [transgedi - to travel across, to go to the other side]
    An Outlier finds themselves in the world of One Piece, determined. To write the greatest of adventures. To prevent tragedy occurring to their captain. To stop a corrupt government. To be free.

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    16/?
    Comments:
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    210
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    A female student going out of her way to befriend the horniest boy in the class? It's more likely than you might think.

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    627
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
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    10
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    Ten, a confident gay.

    Taeyong, a gay not yet identified.

    Ten around Taeyong, a panicked gay.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    56
    Kudos:
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    20
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    Todoroki and Midoriya try to see who can get the other more flustered on National Compliment Day.

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    1/1
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    1
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    65
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    335
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    'We Fett clones were great soldiers. No one could or would ever try to argue with that. We were engineered, conditioned and trained to be versatile and skilled on the field of battle. In war, we knew what we were doing and so we were mature, confident, and serious. Then there was our spare time...'

    Commander Wolffe's hobby was recording stories from the people he encountered during the Clone Wars. Some stories were nostalgia about the strange upbringing of clones on Kamino, some were adventures recounted by soldiers or Jedi, some were just etiological. And since the tone of the war was tragic, Wolffe insisted that all of the stories had to be funny.

    Each chapter is three little stories.

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    Chapters:
    72/?
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    47
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    Just a place to put all my one-shot SnK fics from tumblr. Genres range from drama to angst to romance. No explicit stuff (sorry), but there's a lot of embarrassing/stammering confessions, f-bombs every five seconds and some actual prose here and there. Will keep updating as I publish more, so keep watching out for new tags if and when they appear!

    Pairings now mentioned in chapter titles so you can read per your preferences. :)

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    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    32
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    98
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    Uhhh heres a porn star AU

    Keith wasn't very wealthy, he had trouble paying for bills and food. Tuition for college was hell to come by. He started off doing cam shows and eventually rose to the top.

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    Chapters:
    19/?
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    49
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    im gonna force myself to start writing again because i’ve so many more prompts than i can handle, but i haven’t written anything since april 1st, and that’s sad.

    every chapter name is a lyric from one of the several songs i favour, or a random one because i was too tired to find a lyric from a song i actually knew.

    HARRY POTTER PROMPTS ARE NEEDED!!1!!1!11 None yet, so I tagged hp in "fandoms" in hopes of an actual hp prompt

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    Chapters:
    19/?
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    2
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    Prompt: "Is that a challenge?"

    Kankuro gets tired of watching his brother pine after Rock Lee, and decides to take matters into his own hands.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    4
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    "I saw that. You just checked me out," Dean said with a flirty wink.

    The brunet behind the counter just stared at him. "Yes. That's my job. I'm a cashier." He looked confused.

    The short dark-haired woman in scrubs browsing the shelves behind him snorted.

    Undeterred, Dean glanced at his nametag. "So, Cas. What's a nice guy like you doing in a place like this?"

    The man looked around at the near-empty Gas 'n' Sip. "I work here. Have you recently experienced a head injury?"

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    So when life hands you lemons, you make a sandcastle out of poop... a poopcastle. And you sculpt a big one, with turrets and drawbridges, the whole nineteen thousand yards, until you can't even see the sky anymore. Because Life, Fate, the Maker, or whatever I should call the motivating factor behind this trainwreck of my story is a sadistic SOB. If I ever get the opportunity to meet whomever is pulling the twisted strings, I will absolutely shove a handful of my special castle-sand right in their face.

    How you like THOSE lemons, huh?!?

    I sound a little angry don't I? A bit prickly pear with the threats and all? Maybe you're just thinking I'm unhinged.

    Trust me, you would be too if all this was happening to you... What, you don't believe me? You're still unsure? If more convincing is what you need, then read on...

    I'll make a believer out of you yet.

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    Chapters:
    38/?
    Comments:
    536
    Kudos:
    353
    Bookmarks:
    62
    Hits:
    7219
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    Jongdae does not expect to meet anyone on his month-long backpacking trip through Europe, least of all a rather well-off Korean (hot) man with questionable taste in clothing and a borderline obsession with Van Gogh. Jongdae's second brain (the one between his legs) does the thinking and maybe this time (for once) it had a good idea.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
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    32
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    For prompt: I don’t know who you are but you come to all of the practices and you’re probably a teacher’s kid

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    75
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    After wasting his first semester of college being wasted, Lance decides to buckle down and hit the books and act like a goddamn adult. Join Lance on this strange hot mess of a self-discovery adventure of love, hate, and most importantly: growing the fuck up!

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    19,278
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    Cracky Drabbles, that's it. The title serves as a representative sample of my humor.

    Mostly starring Shiro and his terrible sense of humor, and on occasion Lance trying to be funny - and failing because Keith isn't a very appreciative audience.

    Latest up:
    Chp 5: Shiro's (joke of a) '' '' '' 'wedding' '' '' ''
    Chp 6: Shiro deals with trauma the way he deals with everything – bad puns.
    Chp 7: Shiro can make a joke out of just about anything.
    Chp 8: Shiro is just very thoughtful, okay?

    Language:
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    Words:
    900
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    425
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    A bunch of (mostly) unrelated drabbles celebrating the rare pairs of miraculous ladybug!! :D

    Every chapter title will be the rating of the drabble and the ship it focuses on. Enjoy!~

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    10,840
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    81
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    69
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    1674
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    Sam and Gabriel make a bet that if Sam can go 48 hours with Gabriel constantly at his side randomly saying pickup lines without punching him, he’ll stop flirting with him for good. Will Sam be able to hold out? Does he really want to? And what happens when Cas joins the three of them on a wendigo case? Will his and Dean's secret finally be revealed?

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    English
    Words:
    5,298
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    776
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    Just a bunch of random convos between Namjin that consist of cringey pickup lines and such!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    813
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    467
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    Or the one where Kenny tries to flirt with Butters. Using pick up lines

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    214

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