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    Sherlock always comes through Molly's queue. And he always makes the most random purchases. In her heart of hearts, she hopes for a reason.

    But when has anyone described Sherlock Holmes as reasonable?

    Retail AU

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    1/1
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    34
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    152
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    Sally and Sherlock have a civilized conversation for once.

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    ג'ון ושרלוק מצטרפים ליציאה השבועית של השוטרים שבה משחק השתיה הנבחר הוא אף פעם לא עשיתי (Never Have I Ever). שרלוק מסרב להצטרף עד שהוא מבין שיוכל ללמוד כל מיני דברים חדשים על ג'ון, אבל שוכח שגם ג'ון עלול ללמוד דבר או שניים עליו.

    זהו תרגום של Never Have I Ever מאת hudders-and-hiddles

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    עברית
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    1/1
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    King John is a ruthless king and Sherlock Holmes is a rebel. Sherlock gets caught and tries to flirt his way out of being killed.
    This is completely un-beta'd so I apologize for bad writing or any grammar mistakes!
    Also: Will add warnings or tags as they appear. The major character death is weird, so I don't know how to tag it.

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    English
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    8,278
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    11/?
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    5
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    20
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    3
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    507
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    Okay, so, this is a little thing where the John and Sherlock get together, and then peoples reactions to said getting together.

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    English
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    4,144
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    1/1
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    4
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    40
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    3
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    1058
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    The day starts with a simple case of the hiccups. The day ends with a very uncomfortable John and a confused cabbie.

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    1/1
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    1
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    44
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    2
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    1554
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    Greg's determined to turn the tables on Anderson, but he needs Mycroft's help. In the process, he might find that Mycroft has turned the tables on him instead.

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    1/1
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    25
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    153
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    14
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    1094
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    AU. II World War. En 1989, el día que comenzaron las demoliciones del Muro, Rosie encontró entre la imposible marea de cajas de cartón madera, selladas y polvorientas de meses en desuso, dentro del 221B, cartas. Cartas que leyó al recuerdo fresco, la nariz tapada y los sollozos escapando de a picotones, de John Watson y Sherlock Holmes. /Three-shot/.

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    Español
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    19,464
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    2/3
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    2
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    11
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    An alternative view on what really happened in the scene under the stairs in a study in pink.

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    English
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    2,535
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    1/1
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    4
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    85
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    7
    Hits:
    987
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    When Sherlock is abused by the residents of the village in which he lives with his family, his parents decide that he must leave and live with his estranged uncle in the country. Sherlock prepares himself for a life of boredom and misery. - He couldn't have been more wrong.

    (I am still working on this fic)

    (Chapter 10 has just been edited and updated.)

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    English
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    19/?
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    86
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    44
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    Prompt Fill:

    John defending Sherlock when one of the Yarders insults him at a crime scene

    Bonus points if it’s Anderson being crass and what he says is so choking that John ends up punching him.

    Extra love if Sherlock was trying to ignore Anderson (even if everyone could see he was hurt by the words) and is surprised/touched by John's actions because nobody ever bothered standing up for him.

    Series
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    English
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    1/1
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    4
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    242
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    16
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    5445
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    This story is from the prompt:

    "Sherlock is at a crime scene with Lestrade and Co. when one of the detectives notes that Sherlock is limping and ask him what happened.
    While still examining the corpse, Sherlock casually replies that John broke the kitchen table while fucking him on it.

    Extra love if he adds something like it was one of their top 10 even if John lost points for the rude landing.

    Extra extra love if John is there too, and blushing, but not yelling at Sherlock for telling everyone about their sex life.

    Humour fic, obviously, describing the reactions from the Yarders."

    Series
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    English
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    568
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    1/1
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    130
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    15
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    2585
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    Sherlock comes home to his flat and has a confrontation with Lestrade, Donovan and Anderson...in front of his date.

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    English
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    1/1
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    2
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    77
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    10
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    When Lestrade meets Sherlock (five years before Sherlock meets John), he's not yet Sherlock at all. He's still William, and scraping by as a prostitute on the streets of London. Greg is lonely and heartbroken when he runs into Will. It doesn't take both of them too long to notice that they're both pretty fucked up, and that being fucked up together can cauterise many wounds.

    Language:
    English
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    12/12
    Comments:
    75
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    188
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    47
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    Sherlock is having a normal heat, when a wave of depression overwhelms him. He locks himself in the bathroom,John has to figure out what's wrong. This includes Anderson being a dick. In the end they discover some great news.

    Language:
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    1,778
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    1/1
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    6
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    401
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    44
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    10179
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    John and Sherlock have a rest on a bridge after Sherlock looses his cool after bumping into Anderson on their date.

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    English
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    1/1
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    2
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    29
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    5
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    1413
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    “Is it Tourette’s, do you think?” Philip said, absentmindedly, watching Sherlock and only half-listening to Sally as she rambled.

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    English
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    1,016
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    1/1
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    2
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    86
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    1
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    2335
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    It was way too hot for this shit. He was too fucking old for this shit and it was too bloody hot. He stripped his tie, crammed it into the pocket of his slacks, and unbuttoned the top button of his shirt. “Sherlock, please.”

    “Not like you to beg, Detective Inspector.”

    Fucking hell.

    Series
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    English
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    1,959
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    1/1
    Comments:
    48
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    317
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    27
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    2959
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    Sherlock has been broken, his mind splintered in two. One small shard of him is left to accept his bodily torment. The rest has been locked away in his Mind Palace with no hope of escape. Can John free him from his self-made prison and put the pieces back together?

    Beta read by Sherlock1110.

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    English
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    50,800
    Chapters:
    52/52
    Comments:
    272
    Kudos:
    627
    Bookmarks:
    121
    Hits:
    18012
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    You know the bit at the end of "A Study in Pink" where Sherlock and Mycroft are bickering about who upsets Mummy most? Well I want a similar situation in front of the whole police force (IDK maybe Mycroft crashed the party or its a matter of national security or something) and Anderson foolishly makes a reference to Mrs Holmes.

    Cue Sherlock and Mycroft teaming up to smack him down because no-one and I mean NO ONE bad mouths their mother.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,010
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    275
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    5069

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