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    "Ranboo blinked, the bright, unnatural purple of his eyes telling Tubbo all he needed to know.
    'Hello, Tubbo,' he said.
    Ranboo was never one to say much about his past, but he had told Tubbo one thing: If Tubbo ever saw him with purple eyes, he was to run and never look back. No matter what Ranboo said in that state, he couldn’t be trusted.
    So Tubbo did exactly what he had been instructed to do. He bolted."

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    Tubbo is (forcefully) enlisted by Dream to help him with a project.

     

    (Title and chapter titles are based off of the song "What if It Doesn't End Well" by Chloe Moriondo)

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    In an act of panic, and behind his friends back, Tubbo tries to nuke the prision. Now he's being hunted, Tommy and Ranboo decide to run away with him so nobody dies.

    Ranboo sugests them to go to a place he's sure nobody will find, one he has seen in his dreams.

    Tubbo says the place doesn't exist.

    Tommy thinks is better than nothing.

    Ranboo discovers he knows to much to tell them about it all at once.

     
    Edit 4/04/2022:
    // I decided to call this Au Runaway to the Farlands, RTTF for short :]
    Updates are currently without schedule due to me being busy with school.

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    The fledgling did not shriek. Making lots of noise was beneficial sometimes when faced with a predator, but it could also draw creatures of the night, which became infinitely more dangerous in close quarters. He’d learned not to scream before he’d learned he was a crow. 

    He drew in his feathers and backed carefully away, whipping around as soon as he had some distance. The thing in the doorway had the face of a pig and the body of a night creature, except it was the size of a golem, or nearly. It had bright dark eyes and a crown on its head, gleaming in the light from the torches.

    “Flockmate,” the crow said, flying to the pig thing’s raised arm. The fledgling squawked a warning– usually the crows were smarter than this– and the pig stroked the crow’s head absently, watching the fledgling with wide eyes.

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    It's hard to have a relationship with the Goddess of Death.
    Heck, it's hard to even interact with Her.
    But for Kristin Phil will do anything, even if that includes having to miss a few nights of sleep.

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    Tommy came back in the prison with a purpose of killing Dream, the person who made his life hell. It did not go well, but the whole server was disgusted by the attempt.

    It's okay, Quackity would always be there as a friend. But Quackity is not perfect, he has flaws, and one if them is being manipulative.

    That makes Quackity and Dream different from each other, Quackity is showered by the rays of the sun, while Dream is the shadow from under the tree.

    Manipulation isn't always negative.

    or,

    I don't see much dark/insane/manipulative Tommy where he gives Dream the taste of fucking revenge. Thank you very much. Warning for violence and just dark stuff.

    Edit; or, or,

    So.. I noticed how good I am at noticing how the dsmp characters can be manipulated. Heh.

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    When the overworldlers took him out of the Nether, Techno thought he would die. He thought he would die when they sold him, when he had to fight in an arena like a brainless mob.
    Well, if he's going to die, he will go out on his own terms. He already lost everything, why not sell his soul to a diety, too, after all?

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    How Technoblade and Philza met and how Philza, the Blood God, deals with people trying to kill his best friend and loyal follower.

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    District 18 in L’Manburg isn’t the best place to live. Tommy, lives there. He lives a normal life until one day when he wakes up to find that he can’t hide his wings. From there, everything goes downhill.

    ________

     

    Techno gave up many things in his life. One being a deal with the Blood God. In which, Techno gained super powers and voices.

    ________

     

    Or, Tommy is a god named Theseus and his brother possessed an innocent guy to talk to him again.

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    Technoblade doesn't think there ever hasn't been faces in the corners of his vision, whispers in his ears. They never go away, not really. When they do it's only for a little.
    They bother him.
    A lot.
    //or

    Technoblade's voices get really bad and he does something he regrets straight after. Hurting the only person he'd fight the universe for.

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    After the final death of Tommyinnit in Dreams prison cell, Lord Fate calls council to change what has been written.
    With the help from Lady Death, and Lord Time, the three immortals confide with the council and give Tommy a way to start anew.
    While the past loops around and unravels from the bindings of a story being re-told, a new book travels to collect secrets and personal stories for those who choose to spill their guts.
    The clock is ticking as the soul bound book travels from hand to hand, questions arising, conflict growing. Will old friends recognize who lies within the pages?

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    Project Vanquished has become one more step towards our goal. With multiple people kidnapped and killed in an attempt at making the most powerful living experiment, Subject-910 was the exact product we wished for. Able to shape shift, a voice that can shatter cities, teleportation abilities, and blood with healing properties. Subject-910 would need to be tested and trained after all conception and birth of the subject wasn't the last step of this project. Many precautions must be made before Subject-910 could control it's powers properly.

    Fuck.

    The subject is loose, what is he doing exactly? Eating sour candy and drinking a monster on a fucking rooftop that's what.

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    Dream wakes up in a forest covered in snow. Weird. He was just in the prison...
    When Dream hears footsteps approaching, he gets ready to fight only to hear a familiar voice.
    “What the-” Dream grins behind his mask as he hops up to come face-to-face with Technoblade. Except, Techno’s different. Everyone is.

    AND WHO CHANGED THE SERVER NAME TO INNIT SMP?!

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    You see, it was never a matter of weakness. The ones that resisted first, they were the ones who were tangled the deepest in the end.

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    Postmortem: Occurring or performed after death. Or, an examination of a dead body to determine the cause of death.

     

    Two radio hosts with a camera and an interest in history try to piece together L'manburg's last days.

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    Waking up to see that your falling down the sky must not feel good? Or maybe traveling into what is now modern day japan. Welcome to Japan! We're happy to have you!
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    "∴⍑ᔑℸ ̣?"
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    "VILLAINS"
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    "∴╎ꖎʖ⚍∷ ∴⍑ᒷ∷ᒷ ᔑ∷ᒷ ∴ᒷ?"
    "╎ ↸𝙹リ'ℸ ̣ ꖌリ𝙹∴ ℸ ̣ 𝙹ᒲᒲ|| ᓭℸ ̣ ᔑ|| ʖᒷ⍑╎リ↸ ᒲᒷ"
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    "☌⎍⊬⌇ ⟟'⋔ ⌇☊⏃⍀⟒⎅"

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    Wilbur had met Dream, once before... In a dark dungeon, surrounded by blood and rot when all he had intended was to mess with a couple of unfamiliar players.

    He had no idea what this would lead him to.

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    technoblade just a kid is in a place he can't get out but one day he is free then he meets a man is it real friendship or fake

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    I try to call you every day,
    I'm rehearsing what to say when the truth comes out (of my very own mouth).
    I've been working on a unified theory-
    if I make it through tonight, everybody's gonna hear me out.

     

    Wilbur Soot is dead. What a coincidence- so is Sally Soot.
    Philza Watson Minecraft is the Angel of Death. What a coincidence- Wren Watson, shade of Death, has been waiting for a very long time.

    An Angel, a Son, a fox, a songbird, and a telephone line.

    What's the harm in one little phone call?

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    Technoblade finds himself stranded in the overworld, alone and quite cold.
    He couldn't be more thankful that the avian he just attacked was so stupidly kind.

    <>

    The piglin held his axe to the winged man's throat, standing over him. His vision came back to him, disembodied voices going back to being just voices rather than a power that could control him.
    "Who are you?" Techno demanded, glaring down at the man beneath him. The fear in the other man's expression was almost enough to make the piglin feel bad, but he, and the voices, knew better than to take mercy on someone before they knew it was safe.
    "P-Phil- m-my name is Phil."

    <>

     

    I like this story a lot and want it to be good, so updates WILL take a while.

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    Technoblade's best friend and roommate Phil has an uncanny attraction for supernatural and mythological beings and creatures. He warned Technoblade about this. Technoblade didn't really believe him until he ran into one very annoying nature sprite. He honestly should have listened to Phil.

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    Techno was sleeping, rather peacefully, when his dreams of complete world domination were rudely interrupted by a squad of black birds cawing right outside his window.

    Or

    DSMP Emerald Duo meet SMPEarth AE duo

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