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    Some say The Shamer is cursed, some say he is a monster and some say he is a bringer of justice. The Shamer tells his child that his eyes are a gift. His child, Ranboo, isn’t sure about that, but the power of his gaze still grows. He sees all the things people are ashamed of when he looks them in the eyes, and it proves to bring him in trouble with both royalty and dragons.

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    Wilbur had just been...sitting there.

    Staring at nothing.

    For thirteen and a half years.

    Nothing but the void.

    The Limbo.

    Jschlat came by last week, It was good, he wasn't alone for a while.

    But then Schlat went to sleep.

    Mexican dream hasn't shown up in a few years.

    Staring at nothing.

    While staring at nothing Wilbur's been given time to think.

    And he's come to the conclusion... (Or multiple conclusions).

    He doesn't want to die, he wanted to see his family. He wants to go back in time and watch fundy grow up. He wants to try and make amends with his father after the man ditched Wilbur and Tommy. But he just wanted his dad back.

    He wanted...

     

    He needed...

     

    In the pandora's prison, a revival gone wrong Wilbur blinks and when he opens his eyes once more he wakes up in a strange and new world.

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    Philza Minecraft, A single (ex) Father. His age in unknown, He used to live in snowchester in one of the poorer districts. Now he lives in L'manburg, Philza still lives in the lower districts.
    In the daytime, He's Philza Minecraft, the renowned father figure of the work place and the person you go to when things get ruff.
    and In the night, He's The Crow Father,feared vigilante-gone-villain who is so powerful that when he was faced with most of the major hero's he got out unscathed.
    And in-between he's just a guy tryin to get by.

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    BTW THIS IS ABOUT THE CHARACTERS NOT THE ACTUAL PEOPLE!!!!

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    A quick short story that I though of. Not much of a plot. I just wrote it and decided to post it. I might delete this later.

     

    Spoilers: It's about how Techoblade feels when Phil leaves him, and never comes back.

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    It wasn't supposed to end like this.

    The heat of the fire was overwhelming, flames surrounding him as he struggled in his bonds.

    The fire wouldn't kill him, but that didn't mean it didn't hurt and he didn't want to have to explain to Phil why his clothes were covered in soot and ash.

    Almost the whole population of the town was here to watch the show, to watch a witch burn.

    He wasn't even a witch.

    The only reason he was even in this situation was because some girl accused him of witchcraft because he slipped up and corrected her on some war that happened over a century ago.

    Now he was being burnt at the stake because only a witch could have known that or some other stupid reason, he's not really sure since he didn't even get a trial.

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    He makes a vow, then, for Wilbur and for Tommy and for himself. He will not let any more harm come to this boy, who was so very important to his son—who grieves for Wilbur as he does—who knew a side of him that Phil never did.

    He will not let Dream take him.

    OR: Phil is the one to find Tommy during exile. Together, a father and a friend learn to heal.

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    Dream has next to no fucking clue what is going on.

    Yet, he keeps the small god (Not even 7 in human years. Not even an adult before the cruel world took his small body and put him through the grueling process of becoming a god) bundled up inside his cloak to protect him from the harsh cold.

    He doesn’t understand what is going on, but he protects the small boy, Tommy, his mentee (his son) and continues onwards to find shelter.

    OR: Dream, the god of the hunt, of speed, of survival, somehow ends up in the world of the Dream SMP with Tommy, the god of phoenixes, of rebirth, and of youthfulness.

    In another world, the gods are tearing up the world in search of their missing two.

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    All Tommy wanted to do was have a relaxing day with his best friends and their children in Snowchester. Now, he was faced with multiple other versions of the people he knew, a crying, teenage Shroud, and multiple stories of pain, suffering, and death. This was not the relaxing day he had wanted.

    Shroud had never expected to see his father again. King Wilbur saw what he wanted so badly, his little brother, standing in front of him. Tubbo and Ranboo missed their old friend, their partner in crime and the third member of their trio of vigilantes.

    Or, when King Wilbur and his family head to fight the green god one last time, something goes very wrong, and the universe breaks. Different versions of the characters end up in the DreamSMP alongside each other and the people already there. However, one thing unites all of the alternate versions. Their Tommy's are all dead. The Tommy in this new world though, was still alive. However, this won't be a simple meeting and connection. After all, this Tommy has been through multiple wars, abused, and manipulated in the past. There's a reason he's so suspicious and closed off, one they will eventually find out. And in the background of everything, Dream smiles from his cell.

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    “That day… The day I picked you out of the box and brought you home… I don’t honestly know what I was thinking, mate. That little human in the box was just so small, —so delicate, so breakable. My only thought was, that won’t do. Then I scooped him right on up in my wings and flew him home.”

    Tubbo frowned, the answer was everything he had expected, but not what he had in mind. Did he want the reason to be malicious? For his wariness to be justified? For the townspeople to be right? He didn’t know, and that bothered him.

    “Okay,” He said slowly, swallowing down the conflicted emotions in his chest, ”okay.”

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    “Along comes this precious little boy and no day was ever ordinary again.”- unknown
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    Technoblade’s life was a wild one, knowing that no matter what he did he could not escape the fate of being the fateful Blood God as the son of Death and the deceased Prime of War.

    It all gets thrown for a loop, though, when a fateful night leads to the greatest adventure of his life, and trust me, he’s been through it all.
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    WE NEED MORE TECHNODAD AND BABYINNIT BUT ALSO THE BABY WONT BE SEEN FOR AT LEAST A GOOD 20-40 CHAPTERS IDK

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    Ever since Tommy’s older brother left high school, their theater department has been going down the drain. But when Techno’s best friend, Phil, comes back to be the director for this years shows, maybe things will finally start to turn around. It would certainly help, since Wilbur’s starting to apply to college and quite literally wants to pursue musical theater as his career.

    aka theater kid shenanigans, stressful auditions, family drama, broadway references, trips to the city, cast bonding, holiday parties, high school levels of stress, everyone just vibing and being friends, lots of homework, and just taking high school theater way too seriously

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    Tommy never expected to get out of exile alive. More so with four extra voices in his head. As he ran in the blizzard, only one thing came to mind.
    I need to find Techno.

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    Twitter was angry at them. Or, more accurately, their entire fanbase. After Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo faked a face reveal during their last stream, people had gone into hysterics. Now, though, they were facing some new challenges that they were prepared for, as well as some old ones that had no right to show up when they did.
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    Ranboo breaks out of his shell more, Tubbo dies of laughter in the corner, and Tommy decides that Phil is the absolute worst. Oh, Wilbur and Techno are there too.

    Sequel to Lonesome Ghosts, irregular update schedule

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    Technoblade had seen some shit during his time as an assassin. He would have liked to say he’d seen enough that things didn’t really surprise him anymore. Today, however, he was proven wrong.
    In front of him stood a young boy, hardly taller than the length of his sword and thin enough to look like bones, holding a small bag of pocket money. His blue eyes stood out against his filthy skin and mud crusted hair, and his picked at and chewed fingernails looked painful.
    “What’s her name?” The boy flinched, and Techno tried to look indifferent.
    “I don’t know, she only lets us call her ‘Mother’.” Techno nodded and moved to step around the boy, who looked down at his bag of money and then back up at him.
    “Keep it.” The boy hopped out of the way, then watched Technoblade walk away in silence.

    Or; Tommy is an orphan and Techno and co. are assassins. Tommy wants someone taken out and he reminds Techno a little too much of himself.

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    Name? One of the other voices asks, which then turns into his Chat spamming him with Technolame, which is unfair. The kid didn't offer their voice up. How was he supposed to know?

    "You got a name then, kid?"

    Papa calls me Michael! So I guess that's my name. Right?

    "Michael. You sure?" There's a grunt of yes.

    "Michael it is. Welcome to Chat," he says, whispering it out onto the tundra as the voices scream.

    One of us! One of us! One of us!

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    Michael is part of Technoblade's chat, he just doesn't know it yet, but boy is he about to find out.

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    The statues were still there. Phil would know, he visited them practically every day. Just outside the village temple in the center of town. Towering over the bustling townspeople, looking over them, protecting them. Gods said to have been long dead for centuries, living on in the tales woven of their adventures and battles. Carved with precision and a carefully trained hand.

    And they had gotten his nose wrong.
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    In where Angel of Death Phil and Blood God Vassal Technoblade just kinda want to settle down a bit and raise a child. And... oh god there's two now

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    A tyrant’s tale starts with a faltering gasp and a broken melody.

    A painting is torn.

    A legacy ends.

    A new one begins.

    OR: Technoblade is a child king, a young tyrant with the steps to his ascension soaked in his family's blood. This is the story of his reign.

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    “Guess it’s just you ‘n me,” the man next to him says, with a strained smile that carries the weight of their hope. He holds out a hand, dirtied and calloused and so small next to Technoblade’s, and he only hesitates for a moment before taking it. The warm touch is grounding, almost familiar, and he holds firm as they shake, a silent agreement in their eyes.

    “Just you and me,” Technoblade echoes. “Against… whatever this is, I guess.”

    “The world, mate,” the man says, with a twinkle in his eye. “Or is that a little too cheesy?”

    OR: Technoblade and Philza are the sole survivors of the apocalypse. With no memories of what came before and no survival skills, they're forced to rely on each other.

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    (even if it takes a million years)

    Tommy is a human, plain and simple. He had a family, at one point, and then he was living alone, on the outskirts of a rural town that he can't even remember the name of. All he wanted was to get something to eat, and stealing the food was all that he could do, and that was such a big mistake. Now, he's waking up to what he's pretty sure are actual aliens, hovering over his form and poking at him, and he kind of wishes he'd just let himself get caught because surely that'd be better than being experimented on. It's unlikely, but he hopes someone can come and save him soon.

    Ranboo is an Endri'in. They've always wanted to work on an Endri'in trading vessel, get to see other planets and be part of a crew. They were apprenticed to one, too, last they remember. Now, they're on a planet that they vaguely recognize. The ship is wrecked and the rest of the crew is dead; all they're left with is a whole lot of trauma (physically and mentally), their personal belongings, and the clothes on their back. At the very least, there should be civilization nearby.

    (rewrote the prologue)

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    If you asked Tommy where he would be 16 years after being found by the Demon King and his two loyal friends; He would not even think about the idea of being on the run, in the overworld, hiding his identity while being joined by a noisy human, a terrifying piglin and a goddamn angel. But that's where he was.

    Did he mention that the demon king is also after him and wants to kill him?

    Did he also mention that that same angel's duty is to kill any demon on sight?

    Needless to say, there's no way this story ends without any hiccups.

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