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    The Adventures of Loki and Sigyn in Midgard as told to Bragi the Skald by Sir Anthony Stark, or: In which, Loki tries to figure out redemption, Sigyn tries figure out how to protect her husband, Thor tries to figure out the toaster oven, and Tony Stark tries to figure out how he got into this mess in the first place.

    This fic is not canon to the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel Universe Earth-616 or Norse mythology, but it will beg, borrow, steal and bastardize from all three from time to time. After all, if the Poetic Edda says the first Frost Giant was licked into existence by a primeval cow and there’s an alt-Marvel universe where Captain America fights Nazi zombies alongside Howard the Duck, I should be able to do what I want.

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    Honestly, was it too much to ask that a mission goes off without a hitch?

    In which Danny gets hit by a potion, Luke and Coulson are saints, Peter is Peter, Sam always seems to have a camera, Ava deals with these losers, and they all grow closer together. Maybe.

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    Saw some fanart and it prompted me to write a Captain America crossover. Please give it a shot.

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    When The World's Greatest Marksman makes a different call, or what really happened in Budapest.

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    When outcast Wanda Maximoff transfers to Midtown High, she immediately catches the eye of the self-proclaimed Avengers, a band of misfits that rule the school.

    She quickly bonds with its leader, Steve Rogers, and also finds herself growing close to Steve's best friend, Bucky, but both of their feelings for her run deeper than either of them would like to admit.

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    This couple of chapters bring you Natasha waking up little, Steve and Bucky being out so the other three look after her, some playing, dinner and a movie when her daddies get back. Some sad moments, references to PTSD and other mental illness. Still mainly fluffy.

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    "Did it hurt?"

    "When I fell from heaven?"

    "When you nearly fucking died, asshole."

    Sometimes Tony wishes the explosion had killed him, had given him the escape from the world that he was longing for, to take away the physiological pain that was the result of years of hidden abuse and torture.

    And then he meets Steve who gives him all types of mixed feelings about the idea of death.

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    Part 3 of The God Who... series, sequel to Part 1: The God Who Fell to Earth and Part 2: The God Who Built a World.

    The Avengers & friends return to Manhattan and expect life to continue as usual. Whether that's even a possibility with a memory-wiped god of mischief in their midst remains to be seen.

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    Carrie White spent her whole life an outcast and being abused by her mother.

    Now after surviving the house collapsing on her she is brought in by S.H.I.E.L.D to join the Avengers Initiative. But can she be the hero Coulson believes her to be or just the monster that she believes herself to be.

    Follow the journey of the tortured young girl as she becomes one Unlikely Heroine.

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    Nick Fury is tired. Tired of the bickering and the whining, tired of the avengers acting like children. After successfully saving the world, not once, not twice, but several times, you'd think the Avengers would learn to get along. But everyone is too busy dealing with their own problems to care about their teammates. Fury tells them they need to work out their problems, or he's disbanding the team and they can go back to whatever it was they were doing before he recruited them. And he knows just the way they can prove they play well together.

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    In an effort to help Steve, Natasha sends him to California to sit in on a college class taught by a former SHIELD operative to give him "perspective". He's surprised to discover the professor is the niece of his old friend and Howling Commando, Dum Dum Dugan. From that fateful meeting Steve discovers that he's not quite alone as he thought he was.

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    A bunch of random, mostly unrelated one shots. Will include Sherlock, The Avengers, and Harry Potter.

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    It may not have started out under the best of circumstances, but Clint and Phil's newfound dynamic has led them to mutual confessions of love and lust. Three months separate them and their agreed-upon collaring date - that's plenty of time to um... get to know one another better right? There may be a few bumps and bruises along the way, but hey, they're both quick learners. They can figure this out.

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    Darcy makes some big decisions and new friends who also think Steve is an idiot.

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    Request by MissLexi54 in Marvel Movieverse Prompt Meme: Clint and Natasha once spent the night in a Colombian prison cell. Coulson was tempted to leave them there, but he was afraid they'd take over the prison if he did.

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    Clint knows what he is, ok? Mostly human – not a hawk, but it's close. It's just that he's... kind of a dragon? Not even a proper dragon. He can't breathe fire, can't grow himself to the size of a house, doesn't raze towns or battle knights or demand the sacrifice of virginal maidens. He's not really anything that a dragon should be, so what's he got to brag about? Anyway, it's a secret he's managed to keep until another stupid glowy staff comes along and decides to stick him in his dragon scales before leaving him and the Avengers to deal with the consequences.

    He knew he should've stayed home today.

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    Written for the Tumblr prompt: "No one should look as good as you do in safety goggles."

    Steve just wants to finish his experiment and pass his chemistry class. Tony has other ideas.

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    Phil has two problems in his life: Toni Stark and Steve Rogers. The first is a brilliant, if erratic, inventor/billionaire who holds a lot of government defense contracts. It's in SHIELD's best interests to keep her happy, but she's spiralling out of control. And now with assassins let loose by someone interested in permanently removing her from the game, it's in SHIELD's best interests to keep her safe, No, she doesn't need a SHIELD goon following her around, thank you. Did SHIELD forget she's Iron Man and can damned well take care of herself?

    But the second problem he has might solve the first and itself all at the same time. Captain America, displaced supersoldier and man out of time, adrift without direction and searching desperately for familiar ground. If Phil plays his cards right, he can arrange things so Steve latches onto protecting Toni from assassins and herself, and Toni will challenge Steve at every point, creating a depth of involvement that hooks Steve firmly into the present day, instead of being locked in an endless loop of wishing for the past.

    And if he plays his cards exactly right, he can pat himself on the back at the wedding reception.

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    Clint’s pretty sure that for once the fuck-up isn’t his fault, but to be fair, he went to bed in 2001 and woke up to smart phone surveillance and buildings that talk. He may be missing a few of the details in between.

    Phil is sure of two things: 1) Clint Barton is resiliency incarnate 2) The universe loves to put #1 to the test. Phil used to think he had a contingency plan for everything. Given surety #2, he really should have known his plans would run out one day.

    *rating will go up in later chapters*

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    Agent Coulson sees Stark smile, and he's compromised.

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