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    The Adventures of Loki and Sigyn in Midgard as told to Bragi the Skald by Sir Anthony Stark, or: In which, Loki tries to figure out redemption, Sigyn tries figure out how to protect her husband, Thor tries to figure out the toaster oven, and Tony Stark tries to figure out how he got into this mess in the first place.

    This fic is not canon to the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel Universe Earth-616 or Norse mythology, but it will beg, borrow, steal and bastardize from all three from time to time. After all, if the Poetic Edda says the first Frost Giant was licked into existence by a primeval cow and there’s an alt-Marvel universe where Captain America fights Nazi zombies alongside Howard the Duck, I should be able to do what I want.

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    Tony is a mutant.

    Despised by his father, and rescued by Charles Xavier, Tony grew up in a school for people just like him. Eventually, as all children do, he has to leave. Tony goes to run his company at the age of twenty one, and somewhere along the way, accidentally becomes a superhero, not just a mutant.

    He has a new team, full of people who don't understand who he really is, but when Magneto rises out of the woodwork to do battle with the armoured Avenger, maybe they'll find out.

    And of course, his old family and team are waiting for him.

     

    PRE WRITTEN, UPLOADED WHENEVER I CAN MANAGE

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    Probationary Agent Clint Barton only has one more trial to surmount to fully join SHIELD: Pass his arms range test. Who better to test him than the most decorated marksman in the history of the organization?

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    “That woman you’re looking for,” Batman says, without preamble. “She’s in Gotham.” There is a brief silence while Phil processes that, and then Batman adds a slightly subdued, “Good morning.”

    “Good morning,” Phil says. Manners, as he is constantly reminding Jason, are free. “Are you requesting SHIELD assistance?”

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    It started on a mission. The Asset found a child in a cupboard. The boy wasn’t in the brief he had been given but there was still something about the kid that seemed familiar, especially when he had raised his tiny fists with the full intention of fighting the Asset. What happened after that was as inevitable as winter in Russia, because no amount of brainwashing and conditioning could ever remove Bucky Barnes’ inherent habit of taking care of little punks determined to take on the world.

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    'Red: her hair and her lips, and the blood pooling on the floor.'

    Contains mentions of child abuse.

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    Arthur, Gwen, and the Knights of the Round table return just to be taken by an unknown organization.

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    Part 3 of The God Who... series, sequel to Part 1: The God Who Fell to Earth and Part 2: The God Who Built a World.

    The Avengers & friends return to Manhattan and expect life to continue as usual. Whether that's even a possibility with a memory-wiped god of mischief in their midst remains to be seen.

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    Darcy Lewis is a contradictory force created from cleverness, a lack of hesitation, shitty humor, and a partially problematic love for kitschy crafts. She was somewhat lost on her long road of life, like any chaotic force scrambling to find an outlet, and tried to pick something for a college major so she could get her life going in some sensible direction. Her mother always did say that plans saved lives, Darcy recalls, as if the sixty-five year old housewife was the reincarnation of Captain America and that wholesome, outdated propaganda would somehow persuade her into becoming a functional person.

    Of course, even the best laid plans often go awry, and it’s no different for Darcy. Norse gods are real, SHIELD is surprisingly intimidated by her computer skills, cyborgs are extremely depressing creatures, and the path to discovering herself is littered with dangerous obstacles.

    (In which sexuality and gender are hard to figure out, real people make a lot of mistakes, and being friends with troubled superheroes isn’t all it’s cracked up to be)

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    After a disappointing battle, the Avengers are forced to go on a mandatory vacation as a way to become more like a team. During this vacation, many antics occur that may cause Phil Coulson's head to blow off, but they realize that they actually enjoy each other's company.

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    "Did it hurt?"

    "When I fell from heaven?"

    "When you nearly fucking died, asshole."

    Sometimes Tony wishes the explosion had killed him, had given him the escape from the world that he was longing for, to take away the physiological pain that was the result of years of hidden abuse and torture.

    And then he meets Steve who gives him all types of mixed feelings about the idea of death.

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    What if the Winter Soldier suffered a cognitive re-calibration years ago, and it was all because of Hawkeye? And what if a certain billionaire, playboy, philanthropist met the murderer of his parents during a crisis as a result? What if their one interaction caused a whole host of uninvited guests into Iron Man's life?

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    How Tony Stark learned to love all these assholes.

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    It may not have started out under the best of circumstances, but Clint and Phil's newfound dynamic has led them to mutual confessions of love and lust. Three months separate them and their agreed-upon collaring date - that's plenty of time to um... get to know one another better right? There may be a few bumps and bruises along the way, but hey, they're both quick learners. They can figure this out.

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    Phil's only been home from the military three weeks when 19 year old bad boy Clint Barton gets dumped on his parents' doorstep – their latest rehabilitation project and the youngest thus far. He'd known the kid was coming but resents his arrival all the same, the upset to Phil's routine and his continuing readjustment to civilian life. Honorably discharged after falling victim to a roadside bomb, he's come back to the Circle C Ranch with every intention of taking full ownership so that his parents can have the retirement they deserve. He'll be damned if some punk city kid screws up those plans, no matter how pretty he is.

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    Phil has two problems in his life: Toni Stark and Steve Rogers. The first is a brilliant, if erratic, inventor/billionaire who holds a lot of government defense contracts. It's in SHIELD's best interests to keep her happy, but she's spiralling out of control. And now with assassins let loose by someone interested in permanently removing her from the game, it's in SHIELD's best interests to keep her safe, No, she doesn't need a SHIELD goon following her around, thank you. Did SHIELD forget she's Iron Man and can damned well take care of herself?

    But the second problem he has might solve the first and itself all at the same time. Captain America, displaced supersoldier and man out of time, adrift without direction and searching desperately for familiar ground. If Phil plays his cards right, he can arrange things so Steve latches onto protecting Toni from assassins and herself, and Toni will challenge Steve at every point, creating a depth of involvement that hooks Steve firmly into the present day, instead of being locked in an endless loop of wishing for the past.

    And if he plays his cards exactly right, he can pat himself on the back at the wedding reception.

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    What happened in the two year gap between 'Iron Man 2" and 'The Avengers' told through letters, headline clippings and Bo Stark's diary entries.
    (note the first few chapters are letters to Bo from Happy, with headline clippings explaining what happen due to Bo spending her summer in a rural environment)

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    Tony sees Steve listening to one of his old vinyls and catches on to the nostalgia the soldier is drowning himself into.

    Tony being Tony calls in a meeting with the Avengers and the extended family to tell the amazing idea he had: create Steve a playlist of their favorite songs to help with his adaptation.

    Each chapter has a different song.

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    Phil doesn't even understand why these are even on the list of rules for the Avengers. He thought that the only teenager on the team was Spider-Man.

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    "Critics call Amazon's So Dark 'A supernatural horror/thriller about a Vampire with a code who hunts and feeds on those that have escaped justice.'"

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