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    Alphas have enhanced senses, and require an Omega to stay grounded and sane. Project Rebirth changed Steve Rogers into an Alpha, but more - he also has eidetic memory, super strength, and other things that make him a super soldier. It also means that he's even more dependent on having a compatible Omega.

    Tony is an Omega, but he's involved with Pepper, and not interested in a bond with Rogers. Or is he?
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    Phil has had many ridiculous birthday gift in his life. He suspects his agents have a competition going on. Enters Tony Stark with a membership card to the Lonely Hearts Link dating site...

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    A continuation of The Tie That Binds.

    Dr. Bruce Banner and former SHIELD Director, Agent Phil Coulson, have escaped from their respective captors (with a little help from their friends).

    Arriving on Earth, they must unite our mightiest heroes to face the biggest challenge that any of them could have imagined.

    But all is not as it seems. A long dormant nemesis arises one last time, threatening to fracture the team when the world needs them the most.

    And the fate of half the universe lies in their hands...

    (And paws. And roots.)

    An Avengers - Agents of SHIELD Infinity War.

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    "Did it hurt?"

    "When I fell from heaven?"

    "When you nearly fucking died, asshole."

    Sometimes Tony wishes the explosion had killed him, had given him the escape from the world that he was longing for, to take away the physiological pain that was the result of years of hidden abuse and torture.

    And then he meets Steve who gives him all types of mixed feelings about the idea of death.

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    Darcy Lewis has stopped being Darcy Lewis. She couldn't take the constant threats on her life, the chaos surrounding science! So she quit. She became Max Black. A broke waitress living pay check to pay check working to out last the plaguing nightmares and she's happy with that.

    Phil Coulson. He's a dead man walking. Head of an organization full of snakes he has to escape sometimes. Sometimes a shitty diner with greasy food is the way to do that.

    They both are lying to themselves and each other but it works. Because sometimes in white lies you find slices of the truth.

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    Cosa succederebbe se Peter scoprisse che Richard Parker non è il suo vero padre.
    Che il suo vero padre è qualcuno molto vicino a lui?
    Peter non ha mai avuto una famiglia ma forse le cose cambieranno?
    Ma sarà veramente tutto rosa e fiori?
    Attenzione: questa storia é stata pensata come irondad ma dopo il capitolo 15 cominceranno accenni starker

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    Avengers High School AU. Steve Rogers, Thor Odison, Bruce Banner, Clint Barton, Tony Stark and Natasha Romanoff all have varying pasts, but all of them are dark and riddled by tragedy. They say they've moved on but have they really? Features Clintasha, Pepperony, Bretty, Fosterson and Staron or Steggy (I don't know which anymore, poor Steve doesn't either).

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    "It's cursed." Loki brushed himself off. "Now terrible things will befall everyone you love. Tell me, Hawkeye, do you love me?"

    Clint folded up his bow. "Loki, of all the men that've been inside me, I like you the least."

    "Oh thank the gods!" He blew a kiss up to the sky.

    "Aren't you a god?"

    Loki smiled. "And thankful for it every day."

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    OR: Either Loki is full of shit, or Clint's inherited an ancient curse. The fact that he already ruined date night is probably just a fluke.

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    Phil doesn't understand why these are even on the list of rules for the Avengers. He thought that the only teenager on the team was Spider-Man.

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    PORTAL was, effectively, SHIELD's answer to a daycare. "Preschool fOr Regressed, Traumatised And Other Littles" was its full title, although 'PFRTAOL' didn't quite have the same ring to it.

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Join newly classified littles Tony, Bruce, Wanda, Clint, and Loki during their adventures at P.O.R.T.A.L, and their long suffering caregiver Phil Coulson. Tantrums, toys and tears await.

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    Grant Ward is fifteen and is charged with trying to burn his home and his family to the ground, the world views him as a monster but only he and his family know the truth.

    He's fifteen and has more scars on his body than he can count and has been hurt in every single way a person could imagine.

    He's seen the interviews where in between choked sobs, faked tears, his Mother pulls her sons closer to her, with the same hands she'd beat them with, and recounts her traumatic experience. With the same voice she'd berate and insult him with.

    The handcuffs on his wrists and the orange jumpsuit make him wonder if this is it if he's going to be stuck as a prisoner forever.

    And then a man named Alistair Fitz comes along and offers him a second chance and promises to make sure that no one can ever hurt him again.

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    Leopold Fitz's life could be sorted into 'before,' and 'after,' defined by a single life-changing moment. That moment occurred when Leopold Fitz was ten when his Father told him that he loved him for the first and last time before taking him away from his Mother.

    Later his Father would claim she was weak, that she was making his son weak whilst he was going to make his son great.

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    Captain America is pulled from the ice years before the attack on New York, decades out of time, and raging at the world he lost everything for. There were only two things he was completely certain of; He was done fighting and he wanted nothing to do with the Merchant of Death.

    "The gym was deserted, fluorescent lights casting shadows down the empty halls, rhythmic thumping and shifting feet the only sounds from inside. Though there was only one man inside, the waves of pain and frustration could have been enough for fifty men. The past six weeks had been a test of wills, and a kaleidoscope of discoveries, but Steve Rogers would have given all of the flashing lights and amenities for just one more day back home, one more day where things made sense. And isn't that the funny part. Home. Steve’s home was just down the street. The apartment he shared with his mom most of his life was a relic above some new trendy coffee shop. The diner he swept floors at back in ‘39 was torn down and a drug store with automatic doors and robot cashiers stood in its place. Steve was closer to home than he had been since before project rebirth and yet he felt like he had never been further away."

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    When was there ever a normal day in the Avengers Tower?

     

    (Original on FF.net)

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    If there was an award for bad luck, Gabrielle would win it, hands down. Right down to the fact that Deadpool got his hands on Cable's time travel device and she was sent back in time to World War 2.

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    Gabrielle Hunter lived her entire life in District 1 with her family, where all the Ferals were placed, she had never once thought she would be able to help save humans until she got a certain visitor....

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    It may not have started out under the best of circumstances, but Clint and Phil's newfound dynamic has led them to mutual confessions of love and lust. Three months separate them and their agreed-upon collaring date - that's plenty of time to um... get to know one another better right? There may be a few bumps and bruises along the way, but hey, they're both quick learners. They can figure this out.

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    'Once You Go Mutant, You Never Go Back' was the words that Gabrielle Hunter always lived by, so imagine to her great surprise and amusement when she finds out that her nine soulmates has those words on their bodies.

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    Who thought it was a good idea to take the Avengers to Disneyland?

    It certainly wasn’t Agent Phil Coulson. Guess who gets to pick up the mess anyways?

    And Disneyland might never be the same.

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    Rebuilding is hard. Rebuilding your life after spending a few decades as HYDRA assassin is harder. But for the first time in his life, with the place that created the Winter Soldier turned into smoldering ruins in the dead of a Russian winter, Bucky Barnes has a choice. The question is which one to make.

    Or, the Avengers reform, Thor and Tony are exhausted by parenthood, Bucky learns how to choose again, and Bruce Banner finally shows up.

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    Tony sees Steve listening to one of his old vinyls and catches on to the nostalgia the soldier is drowning himself into.

    Tony being Tony calls in a meeting with the Avengers and the extended family to tell the amazing idea he had: create Steve a playlist of their favorite songs to help with his adaptation.

    Each chapter has a different song.

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