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    A bunch of random, mostly unrelated one shots. Will include Sherlock, The Avengers, and Harry Potter.

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    The Adventures of Loki and Sigyn in Midgard as told to Bragi the Skald by Sir Anthony Stark, or: In which, Loki tries to figure out redemption, Sigyn tries figure out how to protect her husband, Thor tries to figure out the toaster oven, and Tony Stark tries to figure out how he got into this mess in the first place.

    This fic is not canon to the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel Universe Earth-616 or Norse mythology, but it will beg, borrow, steal and bastardize from all three from time to time. After all, if the Poetic Edda says the first Frost Giant was licked into existence by a primeval cow and there’s an alt-Marvel universe where Captain America fights Nazi zombies alongside Howard the Duck, I should be able to do what I want.

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    Tony is a mutant.

    Despised by his father, and rescued by Charles Xavier, Tony grew up in a school for people just like him. Eventually, as all children do, he has to leave. Tony goes to run his company at the age of twenty one, and somewhere along the way, accidentally becomes a superhero, not just a mutant.

    He has a new team, full of people who don't understand who he really is, but when Magneto rises out of the woodwork to do battle with the armoured Avenger, maybe they'll find out.

    And of course, his old family and team are waiting for him.

     

    PRE WRITTEN, UPLOADED WHENEVER I CAN MANAGE

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    In an effort to help Steve, Natasha sends him to California to sit in on a college class taught by a former SHIELD operative to give him "perspective". He's surprised to discover the professor is the niece of his old friend and Howling Commando, Dum Dum Dugan. From that fateful meeting Steve discovers that he's not quite alone as he thought he was.

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    Clint Barton,aka human disaster, is finally apprehended by SHIELD in their last ditch effort to recruit the archer.

    Just when Clint thinks he’s ready to quit he meets Phil Coulson.

    And everything kind of changes after that.

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    Basically the author was bored and needed to do more writing practice, so looked up prompts. 31 prompts for 31 days of December.

    OR:

    31 days of Science Bros

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    These one shots all spring from one words prompts, the prompt is the name of the chapter.
    All of them are Clint/Natasha centric. Some are pre-relationship, nearly all are pre-Avengers. Lots of whump, hurt, comfort, violence and feels.
    Heed the warnings but other than that, enjoy the feels trip! Look forward to a new chapter every day!

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    Skye is pushing herself more and more, putting her health in serious jeopardy. Can Ward and her family help her through it or will her desire to be better prevail? Warnings and information inside. SkyeWard relationship, FitzSimmons and maybe some Philinda. Enter at your own risk. Love you lovelies! -Sophie

    Originally posted on Fanfic..net, cba to remove notes from top and bottom, now includes self-harm and suicide attempts.

    WARNINGS FOR EATING DISORDERS, SELF-HARM, SUICIDE ATTEMPT, BLOOD, VIOLENCE

    Be careful!

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    Darcy Lewis is a contradictory force created from cleverness, a lack of hesitation, shitty humor, and a partially problematic love for kitschy crafts. She was somewhat lost on her long road of life, like any chaotic force scrambling to find an outlet, and tried to pick something for a college major so she could get her life going in some sensible direction. Her mother always did say that plans saved lives, Darcy recalls, as if the forty-five year old housewife was the reincarnation of Captain America and that wholesome, outdated propaganda would somehow persuade her into becoming a functional person.

    Of course, even the best laid plans often go awry, and it’s no different for Darcy. Norse gods are real, SHIELD is surprisingly intimidated by her computer skills, cyborgs are extremely depressing creatures, and the path to discovering herself is littered with dangerous obstacles.

    (In which sexuality and gender are hard to figure out, real people make a lot of mistakes, and being friends with troubled superheroes isn’t all it’s cracked up to be)

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    Tony Stark tiene un hermano gemelo y nadie lo sabe. Ambos forman parte de la Arass Umbrae, una organización secreta de asesinos y son conocidos como The Rubah Twins, unos de los mas peligrosos asesinos del mundo.

    Y ahora el es parte de los Vengadores.

    Todo va bien hasta que su doble vida se ve comprometida cuando un malvado villano se hace pasar por el y su hermano y la interpol decide ponerle precio a su cabeza y la de su hermano. Shield, los Vengadores y cada organización secreta gubernamental les esta dando caza, y Tony debe de averiguar la manera de salir de ese aprieto sin que nadie se de cuenta que su presa ha estado muy cerca de ellos todo ese tiempo.

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    “That woman you’re looking for,” Batman says, without preamble. “She’s in Gotham.” There is a brief silence while Phil processes that, and then Batman adds a slightly subdued, “Good morning.”

    “Good morning,” Phil says. Manners, as he is constantly reminding Jason, are free. “Are you requesting SHIELD assistance?”

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    Arthur, Gwen, and the Knights of the Round table return just to be taken by an unknown organization.

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    I was watching clips of Paranorman and thought about what would happen if it was set in the Marvel Universe, especially with the Inhumans. Norman's powers would stir up suspension and make it a public event, making it kinda impossible for SHIELD to overlook... Read more in the story!

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    Phil makes an offhand remark to his best friend about wishing he didn’t have to do all the cooking.

    Less than a week later, he wishes he’d never said a word… because Clint decides to cook.

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    Phil doesn't even understand why these are even on the list of rules for the Avengers. He thought that the only teenager on the team was Spider-Man.

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    Special Agent Phil Coulson of the FBI is competent man when it comes to solving cases. Competent, busy and not at all good with children.

    But somehow he found himself tripping into parenthood (again and again and again)...and he really has no idea what to do with that.

    (So far: Clint, Natasha, Tony, Bruce, and Steve. Chapters get progressively longer.)

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    Probationary Agent Clint Barton only has one more trial to surmount to fully join SHIELD: Pass his arms range test. Who better to test him than the most decorated marksman in the history of the organization?

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    It started on a mission. The Asset found a child in a cupboard. The boy wasn’t in the brief he had been given but there was still something about the kid that seemed familiar, especially when he had raised his tiny fists with the full intention of fighting the Asset. What happened after that was as inevitable as winter in Russia, because no amount of brainwashing and conditioning could ever remove Bucky Barnes’ inherent habit of taking care of little punks determined to take on the world.

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    'Red: her hair and her lips, and the blood pooling on the floor.'

    Contains mentions of child abuse.

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    Part 3 of The God Who... series, sequel to Part 1: The God Who Fell to Earth and Part 2: The God Who Built a World.

    The Avengers & friends return to Manhattan and expect life to continue as usual. Whether that's even a possibility with a memory-wiped god of mischief in their midst remains to be seen.

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