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    Oh fuck
    Yuuri starts to sing, eyes fixed right on Victor.

    “Everybody screamed, When I Kissed the Teacher.
    And they must have thought they dreamed, When I Kissed the Teacher”

    Yuuris plump lips formed the words beautifully, making it hard to look away from his cupid bow. Yes. Victor would very much like to kiss those full lips. Preferably kiss Yuuri completely senseless.

    “All my friends at school, They had never seen the teacher blush
    Looked like a fool, Nearly petrified cause he was taken by surprise.”

    Victor is definitely blushing right now, which is a wonder because it feels like all his blood is rushing downwards towards his croch. Yuuri sways his hips in loose motions, making Victors breath hitch imagining what else those hips can do in a rhythm.

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    Chapters:
    2/5
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    329
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    Yuuri attempted to hide his face with the rose, but that only seemed to make him cuter (to Viktor at least). The Russian smirked and put a hand to Yuuri's cheek. Their faces were close, extremely close. "You know, Yuuri-kun." Viktor said.

    "I seem to have fallen for you."

    ~~~

    Yuuri decided to take a break from his family's onsen to work at a nearby bakery. He thought that it wouldn't be much of a problem; meet a few friends, learn a few things and enjoy the smell of freshly baked goods right out from the oven.

    Little did he know his summer would be a little bit more hectic than that.

    (Inspired by a Japanese drama called 'A Girl & Three Sweethearts')

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/7
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    631
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    Yuuri got placed second in Skate Canada and first at the NHK Trophy Short Program. Landed a silver on the world’s, only one and a half point behind Victor. It had been a good season overall. The best in Yuuri’s career, actually. Things are looking up.

    Then Victor Nikiforov comes stumbling into his life, literally taking him down to the floor. Yuuri isn’t so sure that this is real life.

    or

    Victor falls head over heels for Yuuri, tries to seduce him at the World's, fails, gets drunk, falls on top of Yuuri and is dragged away by an extremely angry Yakov. His life can’t get any worse. That is, until Yuuri is asked to train and teach ballet at their Summer Athlete Development Camp for two weeks.

    Two weeks.

    He can do this.

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    English
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    21,885
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    93
    Kudos:
    207
    Bookmarks:
    49
    Hits:
    2739
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    Yuuri was always the one to be side line. But when Celestino gives him an assignment that could save Vicchan’s life, how could he say no? Even if it means going up against a silver haired devil.
    Happy Valentine’s Day and Happy Hunting.

    Language:
    English
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    10,217
    Chapters:
    8/10
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    96
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1745
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    Victor Nikiforov is a bored businessman with his monotonous life. Owner of one of New York's most prestigious hotels, he wants something new in his life. Little does he know that his life and love would turn upside down because of a black cat and a black-haired stranger who invaded his apartment from nowhere. [Neko Yuuri]

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    14,979
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    8/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    116
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    2344
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    Second Yuri on Ice Anniversary Collection, Yuuri, Victor and I
    1- Heal My Body and Take My Heart
    2- Lady Nikiforov - Prologue
    3- One More Time, One More Chance
    4- My Heart & Soul - Prologue
    5- Born This Way, Beautiful & Fucking Perfect (To us)
    6- Yuuri Katsuki Needs a Boyfriend - Prologue
    7- History Makers - Prologue
    8- Our Family and Our Home
    9- Countdown to Love - Epilogue
    10 - Aria's Advice of Love - True Ending

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    English
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    21,384
    Chapters:
    6/10
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    577
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    Happy Birthday, Katsuki Yuuri!

    ...I'm so, so sorry....

    Language:
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    Words:
    1,742
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    395
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    If someone told Yuuri even three months ago that he'd be joining some sort of cult that worshipped and praised and followed Lucifer, he'd have laughed at that person. And then blinked incredulously.

    If someone had told him four months ago that he'd miss out on his next season in the skating world because he managed to fracture his leg using the jump harness at the skate club, Yuuri would've cried, but accepted his fate in resignation; being a skater was living in constant danger of harming yourself as you crossed the ice in thin knives, after all.

    Also, if someone had told him that the cost for the hospital visit and the college year and his therapist and literally everything else in his life would inflate to unreasonable amounts, and he'd literally have to resort to selling his soul to the devil, he'd probably have broken down crying.

    --

    Or the one in which Yuuri put a ring on it.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    52
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    181
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    1298
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    Look back, for
    your journey will take your
    Heart whole…

     

    With these ominous words from the Oracle of Delphi in mind, Yuuri sets out, with the eyes of the world and the gods on him, to complete the vow he had made on his sixteenth birthday.

    He was going to become a Hero.

    This is his Journey.

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    2,082
    Chapters:
    1/10
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    82
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    Eran las pequeñas cosas las que contaban al final de todo. Los mensajes de apoyo en medio de la noche, los videos pidiendo ayuda, las noches haciendo travesuras y los bailes que Yuuri juraría hasta hoy no eran de cortejo, era rap y el rap no servía para cortejar a las personas, no importaba cuánto Phichit insistiera en lo contrario.

    Language:
    Español
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    5,515
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    76
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    Heaven and Hell each have Representatives: The Omen for Hell and The Herald for Heaven. Negotiations between the Omen and the Herald have occurred since the creation of man. They were each tasked with negotiating their sides’ demands in an attempt to bring balance to the moral compass of humanity.

    For thousands of years, Viktor, Lucifer's right-hand man, had always succeeded in tipping the scales in Hells favor. His sacred proverb was simple: Charm, Seduce, Corrupt. Viktor's charm and looks manage to bewitch all his previous angelic counterparts into falling in love with him. That was until Heaven sends a new Herald, Yuuri Katsuki. The real divine battle on Earth begins when Yuuri threatens Viktor's way of life and his heart.

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    16,601
    Chapters:
    4/10
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    227
    Bookmarks:
    46
    Hits:
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    Yuuri Katsuki knows that he’s by no means a model student, but seriously, he doesn’t think that he deserves this level of shock at 7:30 am.

    In retrospect, he should have thanked the headmaster for giving him a wonderful wake-up call. After all, there was no wake-up call that had you wide awake like suddenly being told that your idol was going to study at your school for an entire year and train with your quidditch team. A bucket of cold water was nothing in comparison.

    “Phichit, I’m resigning from the Quidditch t- no, fuck that, I’m transferring to another school,” Yuuri said, eyes wide with horror. “I can’t do this.”

    Or: Yuuri’s Big Gay Crush is coming to Mahoutokoro, and Yuuri is Not Okay with this.

    Language:
    English
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    5,796
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    412
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    Grand Prix's booked for a company Christmas Party, and Yuuri has a reckoning or twelve.

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    English
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    3,049
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    104
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    813
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    Please Enter Security Code...

    Access Granted. Retrieving Mission Reports...

    ERROR. MEMORY FILES CORRUPT. PLEASE RECONSTRUCT PROFILE.

    ...

    Katsuki Yuuri, aka Peaches 'n' Cream, is a dime-a-dozen honeypot agent for the CIA. He's not sure how he's convinced so many people that he's halfway competent, but at least the pay is good—when he's not getting shot at, that is.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,140
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    203
    Kudos:
    357
    Bookmarks:
    53
    Hits:
    5149
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    “What is this monstrosity?” Victor asks the camera, holding up a hideous blue and orange beanie hat. “Yves Saint Laurent owe me damages for my scarred eyes. God, I bet my entire wine fridge Yuuri has picked it up, adorable fashion disaster that he is.”

    Yuuri has indeed picked up the hat and looks confused when Victor whispers “garbage muffin strikes again”.

    Victor then squawks at the sight of a sweater on a rack and calls it the sweater manifestation of a fedora, and steers Yuuri clear.

    [Extreme dog petting, puppy adoption, sleepy bois, prank wars, shopping trips, beardy Victor, jealous husbands being idiots, it's all to come in this week's YouTube Fluff Boys. Like and subscribe!]

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    English
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    3,116
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    231
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1605
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    Victor, Christophe, and Yuri run an escort service outside of Detroit. They cater to the boyfriend crowd- nice nights out and naughty nights in. Then Victor meets a model that steals his heart for good, Christophe falls for an adorable tease and Yuri shuts the door for good when the undercut boys work together to tame their little tiger.

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    English
    Words:
    40,857
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    133
    Kudos:
    179
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    3734
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    Mr. Witch is asleep and drooling on my shoulder! Oh my God!

    But the worst is not just that !! It's that I end up recognizing him as one of my clients of my work as a bartender and the owner of my gay heart: Yuuri Katsuki !!

    Inspired by Ishipithard YOI fanfiction ideas

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,336
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    381
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    Yuuri and Leo let Phichit talk them into using the board on Halloween and Yuuri ends up haunted.

    Luckily he draws the attention of three hunters from Russia who come and fix the problem.

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    English
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    5,075
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    356
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    "Welcome to the Velvet Room," a chilling voice says, and a strange, short, bald-headed man appears in front of me outside the cage. My name is Igor and I'm here to make you a proposal. Yuuri Kunogi, or rather, Trickster, change people's hearts and discover the truth about yourself. Trace your own destiny. "

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    28,292
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    436
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    Viktor Nikiforov is dealt a diagnosis : complete hearing loss within five years. Already dealing with the nearing retirement age in competitive skating , Viktor feel like his life in ending. Until and off hand suggestion sent by his best friend sends him into the chat room of Deaf skater Yuuri_K and phichit_chu, to a last minute flight across the world... and into Life and Love.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,609
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    79
    Kudos:
    249
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    1718

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