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    “I’m sorry for being selfish, Victor. I spent my entire life watching you, wanting to be like you, wanting you all to myself, but now that I have you, I can’t bare to take you away from the rest of the world. No matter how much I want to stay beside you, you were never mine to hold onto. You were a great coach. I feel privileged that you’ve given me the time that you have, but I can’t keep pretending that you want to be with me forever when deep down I know it’s not true. Thank you for everything. Truly. From the bottom of my heart.” Victor pushed himself up, their eyes locking once more, though shock took over the pain and betrayal of Yuuri’s accusatory words when he saw the genuine, sad smile, and soft eyes, which overflowed with tears and admiration. “I love you, Victor.”

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    Or...Yuri!!! On Ice AU where Victor and Yuuri actually did end things after the Grand Prix even though they know they can't live without each other.

    Title taken from Set Fire to the Third Bar by Snow Patrol feat. Martha Wainwright

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    18/18
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    78
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    11
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    Since the fall of Lucifer, Victor Nikiforov has proudly served as an angel. With his loyalty finally recognized, only a final task stands between him and the rank of Archangel: to assume human form and serve as a guardian angel on Earth to a dancer named Christophe Giacometti. Eager to prove his faith, Victor quickly finds that life on Earth is very different than life in Heaven, his assignment is not so eager to be Saved, and there are other distractions to occupy his attention.

    Namely: one Katsuki Yuuri, who quickly captures Victor's heart, though he is on a secret mission of his own...

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    11,668
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    3/10
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    19
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    43
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    13
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    And a new reality unfolds...

    A collection of short stories about Victor and Chris interacting with their newest (and mostly feline) family members Yuuri and Phichit.

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    8/?
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    118
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    111
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    26
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    1768
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    The small coffee shop near the campus was a quiet, nice place and had the best white chocolate mocha Viktor ever had, but that wasn’t why he started visiting it.

    At the table in the back corner, there sat the most beautiful human being Viktor has ever seen, with his messy raven hair, honey colored eyes and blue rimmed glasses and an adorable frown.

    Even his frown was adorable.

    Viktor sighed.

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    3/?
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    273
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    34
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    Or: Five Lives that Have Been Ruined by @realkatsukiyuri

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    “But I have an instagram!” Yuuri objected.

    “Do you, though?” Phichit said. “You have thirty followers, Yuuri. That’s not an instagram account, that’s a grandma’s photo album.”

    “Thirty-six! Well, thirty-three now. But that’s still better than a grandma’s photo album!”

    “My livestream of my yaai’s photo album got eight thousand likes.”

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    Phichit starts an instagram on Yuuri's behalf. Absolutely nothing goes according to plan.

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    1/1
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    137
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    23
    Hits:
    2004
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    Otabek fully regrets saying yes to Phichit's Figure Skating auction to raise money for the Phichit on Ice!!! show.

    Prompt: Otabek and Jack on a blind date.

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    1/1
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    Viktor (Sex-God) Nikiforov...

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    15/?
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    389
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    66
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    When Yuuri looked down at the phone he’d rescued from the bedside table—the model practically prehistoric and enclosed in a scratched poodle covered case he hadn’t seen since the expletive-filled aftermath of Yuri Plisetsky phone-throwing incident #6—and added the bright “...2015” blaring at him from the screen to the cramped lonely single bed he woke up in and the mosaic of Victor—oh god, Victor—posters on the dirty walls, he barrelled headfirst straight through confusion, careened through every possible stage of panic like a champion sprinter in the anxiety Olympics, and landed in that uncanny state of calm that can only prelude a record shattering skate or life shattering recklessness.
    Considering that his life had apparently already been shattered—because somehow it was 2015 again and he’s in his old apartment in Detroit and Victor isn’t here why isn’t he here oh my god what if he doesn’t remember me—he was hoping for the former.

    Yuuri wakes up five years in the past, before the Grand Prix series that led him to Sochi--and to Victor.
    Fortunately, he's not the only one.
    Hold on to your plushies, skate fans, because this season's about to get interesting.

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    12/?
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    1532
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    How he'd gone from thinking about applying for a fast food job to becoming an exotic dancer - a stupid name really seeing as he was Japanese dancing for other Japanese women and men so he wasn't really exotic - was beyond him. However, like any other story it all started with a single fateful evening.

    A single fateful evening, a best friend, a sturdy bed post and his bad habit of over-indulgence.

    Okay so maybe it wasn't like any other story.

    貯金箱
    поросенок
    porcellino
    Piggy

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    2/2
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    61
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    Yuuri was always the one to be side line. But when Celestino gives him an assignment that could save Vicchan’s life, how could he say no? Even if it means going up against a silver haired devil.
    Happy Valentine’s Day and Happy Hunting.

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    70
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    2
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    Yuuri Katsuki is a shy young man who works at Detroit Airport in a domestic airline company. Sometimes he works by issuing and checking airline tickets and assisting employees from other cities to solve problems, and at other times he works by checking in luggage and passengers. This is the story of how he met the love of his life, based on the true story of how my parents met.

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    11
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    756
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    It’s not uncommon for Viktor and Yuuri to be stopped in the streets by fans for autographs and photos, when you’re the power couple of the ice-skating community who’ve broken the internet multiple times it’s a given really, so when they hear several voices from a few feet away talking about pictures it’s natural to assume they’re skating fans.

    They're not.

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    1/1
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    719
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    Yuuri is fairly sure his roommate is literally perfect.

    “There is something seriously wrong with my roommate!” Yuuri claims to his friends, the Nishigoris, over FaceTime one afternoon about a week later.

     

    “I thought you said he was perfect the other day?” Takeshi asks, “What changed?”

     

    “Nothing he's still perfect...he's too perfect! No one is this perfect unless they're overcompensating for something! Like murder! Oh my God I'm living with a serial killer!”

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    OR Phichit Chulanont is very good at being the perfect roommate....but is very bad at magic.

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    3/?
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    175
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    15
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    1468
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    IG:
    phichit+chu: I will start a new trend, take a picture every time @KatsuuukiYuuuri shows off his goods
    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    #nicebooty #Yuurisbooty #KatsukiYuuri #ViktorNikiforov #lol

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    392
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    In which Viktor is a lost soul.

    And Yuuri might be the only one who can save him.

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    18
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    5
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    The kingdoms of Day and Night have been discordant with each other as long as anyone can remember. For a brief window of time, they have been on neutral speaking terms, but lately, the Day Kingdom has been partaking in some particularly shady activities, most notably annexing smaller countries surrounding it using its massive armed forces. Meanwhile the Night Kingdom attempts to curry favour with other countries by throwing an extravagant banquet.

    Yuuri's not ready to be king, and he's not ready to face any of the foreign diplomats invited to the banquet. Least of all the sinfully beautiful King Viktor from the rivaling Day Kingdom, who--by the way--has the most perfect ass in history and less than desirable intentions behind his arbitrary visit. What exactly those intentions are, Yuuri can only speculate; he just knows that he's going to have to resort to drastic measures, even if that means forcing himself to overcome his fears and seduce Viktor in order to protect his kingdom.

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    Chris can't get laid because of his cockblocking cat, Phichit.

    Until one morning he gets laid because of his cockblocking cat.

    Because said cat wasn't just a normal cat.

    And Chris was smitten.

    ...

    Can be read as a stand-alone

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    51
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    2
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    Otabek zabrał Yurio na urodzinową kolację. Jak daleko posuną się Viktor Yuri i Pitchit?

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    1/1
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    Yuuri’s a normal college student, living a normal college life with a normal amount of crippling college debt. Yuuri also has embarrassingly consistent recurring wet dreams about a very fictional, very attractive video game avatar ‘Vitya’ that takes the center stage in Phichit’s horrible snapchat stories.

    That is, until a reluctant trip to Sochi’s biggest MMO/MOBA/RPG convention ends with Yuuri in both a drunken stupor and a hot Russian cosplayer’s lap.

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    “I did it. My career is ruined. I need to go back to Japan and drown myself in my family’s onsen.” Phichit didn’t say anything in response, but the sound of his iPhone camera shutter going off sure did.

    “Oh, Yuuri.” Yuuri could practically hear the sparkling of Phichit’s innocuous blinking from where he kneeled in front of the toilet bowl, two hands clasped over his beet-red face. Another click. “You shouldn’t worry your pretty little head about it. I’m sure he gets stuff like that all the time.” Being the saint he is, Phichit leaned over and flushed the toilet, grinning as Yuuri watched the remains of his dignity swirl down the clinically white Bowl of Depression.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    8
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    76
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    13
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    694
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    Another holiday approaches at the Michigan Children's Hospital, and Phichit cannot resist the urge to dress up as cupid. Making Yuuri do it too is an added bonus!

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    649
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    20

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