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    I surrender. The fic wins. Bring it on, muse!

    Optimus Prime, the dockworker who became a noble. Starscream, the scientist who was cast out. Both underdogs in a hostile society. Trials will follow, but triumphs are over the horizon.

    Will Optimus and his beloved Seeker live to see their first vorn as the rulers of Cybertron? Maybe.

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    47/?
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    217
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    31 Days of Fall, fun, and Halloween for all.

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    21/?
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    31 drabbles all through October from our various verses and some more we come up with.

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    20/?
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    The most difficult challenge isn't the conflict, but the resolution.

    After the events of Dark Cybertron, Megatron and Optimus Prime stand before a new age for their people. Resolving their differences has been impossible for four million years. Can it be achieved now, on the precipice of Cybertron's new dawn?

    [Or put more simply; what if everything went down differently? What if Squeaky Toy Autobot Megatron never really happened? Gratuitous fix-it for all of MTMTE]

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    32/32
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    84
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    15
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    Alternate route for red rust on my spark. Far less wholesome.

    Pharma gets away with murder. Then he thinks about all the things he didn't get to do before achieving his goal.

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    13/13
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    10
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    18
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    2
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    It was a slagshow that Pharma had invited himself to, and everyone knew it

    The final nail in the coffin of Pharma’s patience were the missing supply ships and the small detail of who made this desolate, snowy rock their home-base.
    Enough was enough.

    [Or, Pharma gets away with murder]

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    11/11
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    18
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    3
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    Collection of Drabbles

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    180/?
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    216
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    1001
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    Just a collection of drabbles containing both fluff and smut, will be taking any requests. (More couples will be added later.)

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    13/?
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    31
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    114
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    13
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    4607
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    Tarn takes Pharma as his pet, but Kaon and the Seeker fall in love in-spite of it all. When Pharma gives birth to a triple changer Tarn believes Cas is his and trains him to be an assassin.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    5
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    3
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    On post-apocalyptic Cybertron Zeta who calls himself Prime rules his Citadel with an iron fist. No one dares to defy him - until Zeta's best Imperator Megatronus meets Zeta's scribe Orion Pax.

    Mad Max: Fury Road AU.

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    16/?
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    A bunch of nonsense. Requests are OPEN AGAIN!!!!

    No smut.

    None.

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    Chapters:
    20/?
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    59
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    14
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    1
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    726
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    Pharma didn't make his quota. He finds other ways to pay Tarn back.

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    1/1
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    4
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    41
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    3
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    So, I know what you're thinking: VicenteValtieri, now that Starscream's Sparklings is coming to a close and it seems you have taken complete leave of your senses, what are you going to do now?

    This series is the answer to that burning question. It's a series of "what-if" scenarios based on the dumb-aft decisions my characters make. This first one is pretty obvious: What if Starscream had left Orion behind?

    So, last night, I was having one too many cream sodas and I asked myself that question. This is the result. Now, since I'm not entirely insane, just mostly, I won't be updating this one as regularly as my currently active stories.

    Also note: Starscream's Sparklings is the actual universe. None of this stuff is "real" to that universe. Think of it as a series of alternates and keep in mind that the endings on most of these are happy.

    I say most of these because there's going to be a few sad ones in the mix. I can see it already.

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    Snippets of kinky tales.

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    1/4
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    Tarn discovers that Pharma has been harboring a Decepticon traitor: Ambulon. Needless to say, this gives the tank the advantage he needed to finally take possession of the little jet.

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    3/?
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    13
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    57
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    13
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    In which Tarn devises a bulletproof plan (with the aid of the social geniuses in his division) to win an elusive jet's affections.

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    609
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    4
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    179
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    In which a certain medi-jet is instead a sparked cellphone, completely at the mercy of his evil Decepticon owner and that dastardly charging cable.

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    1/1
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    9
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    185
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    A collection of drabble requests from my tumblr. Contains various parings and ratings.

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    English
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    5,206
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    16/?
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    17
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    208
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    9
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    Cas is Megatron's pet, but Starscream is determined he won't stay that way.

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    12,695
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    1/1
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    9
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    4
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    230
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    ...makes the doctor stay.

    A collection of unrelated Tarnma one shots, ficlets and scraps. Some are sfw, some are nsfw. Please read the warnings at the beginning of each chapter.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,405
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    313

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