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    Viago always seems to have a lot of questions, not really caring whether or not Vladislav has the answers. This was how they lived their lives, barely noticing their lack of answers or each other at all, until Viago has a bad night with an unusual victim. Suddenly his questions follow Vladislav deep into sleep.

    [Based on the song "Exist for Love" by Aurora"]

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    For my best friend, a story I dedicate to her about her favorite movie. And I have to apologize for two things.
    1) the unintentional pre-release of my unfinished first chapter. It was late and I was drunk, trying to revise it on my phone when I fell asleep and somehow uploaded it for everyone's viewing displeasure.
    2) I just saw this movie this year. I'm sorry for being so late to the party.

    Summary:

    Rose loved her mom, but a postcard from Wellington, New Zealand makes her question everything she thought she knew about herself. Discovering that her mother is a witch and her father was an Incubus was crazy enough, but finding out that one of the last vampires of his old coven, Petyr, stayed alive as long as he has to bare witness of the unholy union between herself and another powerful vampire was not exactly a goal she had set for herself.

    Set in a slight AU a few years before the movie and goes right through it. Enjoy!

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    1/?
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    2
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    1
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    Stu teaching our favourite vampires about the wonders of the internet.

    And looking at pictures of virgins.

    Because Stu is awesome.

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    1/1
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    You awake to find you have no memories of the past year- almost like they were wiped from your mind. You want to move on and try to pick up your life, but the glimpses of familiar faces and scenes around Wellington taunt you, and you can’t just let it be.

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    Chapters:
    24/?
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    123
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    14
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    Answering an online ad for a familiar was supposed to be a joke. Three months, Desiree became a familiar to the soft-spoken Count Viago. One night, she discovered, it wasn't a familiar he wants.

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    Chapters:
    5/10
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    3
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    15
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    1
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    A crazy idea I had in my head. Obsessed with What We Do In The Shadows. And then I was thinking: Deacon, german, vampire, Nazi vampire, Nazi’s, Hitlerjugend, Jojo Rabbit.
    Same director, so a crossover drawing. What would happen if Jojo and Yorki found one of Hitler’s secret vampire soldiers. I see Deacon as a fun cool older brother.

    Also I don't think that Deacon really believes in Nazi propaganda, but he's an opportunistic and pragmatic vampire who only kills to eat.
    As a Nazi vampire Deacon would never kill members from the Hitlerjugend.

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    3/?
    Comments:
    4
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    20
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    1
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    When the man you've been seeing the past few months reveals himself to be a Vampire, you have a few questions.

     

    On a list of what you had expected to hear in a sitdown chat with your boyfriend, his confession to being an actual real-life Vampire hadn’t even made the top ten. And yet, here you were.

    Vampires were a fantasy, relegated to the part of your brain you reserved for the likes of Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny, and an effective Western democracy. They certainly weren’t real, and they certainly weren’t your eclectic Romanian boyfriend that has a sensitivity to silver and a fucked up sleep schedule.

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    4/?
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    38
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    3
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    She hates it. She really does. It's almost like her parents enjoy torturing her. And what's even worse is someone is trying to kill her.
    -
    This is basically the story of Nadja's childhood and how she became a vampire.

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    8,281
    Chapters:
    32/32
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Vladislav invites a (very) distant relative and his friend over for dinner.

    Alternatively

    Jemaine and Bret go to an old, creepy house and hang out with some vampires.

    (Definitely inspired by an episode of the show.)

    Language:
    English
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    2,187
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    250
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    Sometimes you just need a good teacher and a lot of patience...

    With a little help from his friends, Viago discovers that being undead isn't so bad after all

    Language:
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    2,198
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
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    8
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    2
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    Deacon, Vladislav, and Nick sit in a garden trying to make flower crowns with Viago to cheer him up.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    In which, during a series of attempts to cheer a mopey Viago up, the dishes are cleaned, Rammstein is played, a poster is poked, a laptop is destroyed, and the new television set causes some trouble.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    29
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    It all started with the dishes, spiraling into a meltdown that they really should have seen coming.
    But oh well, what's a devil to do?

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    22
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    1
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    A whole bunch of vampires live together.

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    193
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    7
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    In which Viago and his flatmates try to contact Petyr from the dead only to have Viago end up back in 2007 at a party with the one and only, Flight Of The Conchords.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    10
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    PETER X HOPE

     

    once Peter met Hope and broke her heart

    Now he's back and wanted to fix it

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    1,471
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    3
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    The story of how Deacon was turned into a vampire.

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    6/?
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    "Come on, Deacon. You must stop struggling. You have been a very naughty young Vampir. I know you are only 183 but you need to become more grown up. You need some time out, yes, to reflect on your bad behaviour?"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,415
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    905
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    A centuries-old New Zealand vampire reboots his life - and gets over his long lost love - just in time to hit the ultimate supernatural party.

    Language:
    English
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    4,883
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    125
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1195
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    Neither Deacon nor Vlad would admit that they—at some point in their five-hundred year flatting situation—have fallen in love with Viago a little. In all those centuries, his consistent goal to find beauty in anything, particularly on the grimier and brutal parts about being a vampire, was quite inspiring.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,711
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    62
    Kudos:
    183
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1915

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