15 Works in Petunia Evans Dursley/Harry Potter

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    Harry Potter has the weight of the world on his shoulders. He's deserving of some enjoyment, isn't he? Well, he thinks so, and he intends to act on it. The strange gifts he has, and isn't going to question, should help in that regard.

    This is a story in which Harry has sex with just about everyone. Lots of sex. Any necessary warnings will be at the top of each chapter, and a little summary will be there as well if you're reading this for the meagre plot included (There's no discernible reason you would be, it's smut) and don't want to read that particular chapter. Feel free to suggest any pairings/situations you'd like to see, and eventually I'll try to include them (it could take a while).

    Additional tags/pairings will be added as and when. There will be many of both.

    P.S. This isn't going to be everybody's cup of tea. Look at the tags, and bear in mind that this is smut through and through. If you don't want to read that, I'd recommend finding another story rather than giving this one a try. It's rather... depraved.

    The background story will basically follow the books, and won't bother restating everything that happens.

    Sporadic updates are likely.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    157,963
    Chapters:
    32/?
    Comments:
    221
    Kudos:
    2703
    Bookmarks:
    469
    Hits:
    537879
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    Harry sente l'acido scoppio delle urla di sua zia ancor prima di abbassarsi per schivare il piatto pieno di zuppa calda che vola sopra la sua testa, andando a infrangersi contro il muro del salotto in un'apocalisse di schizzi.
    Non poteva crederci. Era qualcosa di più unico che raro: per la prima volta in quindici anni di vita il bersaglio di zia Petunia non era la sua testa.
    La donna voleva infatti colpire Dudley, che come sempre negli ultimi quattro mesi si limitò a fissare un punto ai suoi piedi, descrivendo piccoli cerchi con la scarpa...

    Language:
    Italiano
    Words:
    14,283
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    291
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    An Anthology of Harry Potter based smut, I take requests, Rated MA, no flames will be tolerated given the manner of the material.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    173,721
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    78
    Kudos:
    340
    Bookmarks:
    76
    Hits:
    108880
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    Ron is curious and worried and more than slightly attracted to Harry, and Harry is honest to the breaking point.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,726
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1533
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    Harry decides to have sex in his last year at Hogwarts with anyone that he wanted. The rumor spread...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,032
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    382
    Bookmarks:
    76
    Hits:
    54972
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    mr. and mrs. dursley were proud to say they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. they were the last people you'd expect to find involved in anything strange. petunia evans, however, was no stranger to freakishness, and when a freak wound up on her doorstep, her childhood emotions she had buried along with her last name bubbled up. the freak was going to pay, even if her identity to the outside world was that of a dursley.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,311
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    4762
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    All Harry knows is that he has always liked his special milk, but what happends when he goes to Hogwarts? How will he get his milk?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    323
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    115
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    14395
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    Очередным летом мальчишка вернулся не таким. Петунья думает об этом. Много думает.

    Series
    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    839
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    322
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    Harry wakes to find something has changed.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,056
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    8549
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    Severus Snape was ready to teach the pompus son of James frigging Potter, he was not expecting this girl...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,832
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    127
    Kudos:
    846
    Bookmarks:
    172
    Hits:
    37502
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    Set in the movies universe.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,589
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    8485
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    Harry is tired of the Dursleys; he's going to take revenge. He's going to do that using his aunt, and his newfound family gifts.
    Petunia is washing dishes, minding her own business for once instead of criticising her nephew, when Harry hears her son leave. Vernon, too, is out of the house, and Harry takes advantage of this fact. Petunia is surprised, until she is hypnotised by his magical eyes and falls into his trance.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,932
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    162
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    54844
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    Disclaimer: I own nothing.

    For Particular Pairing Challenge on FF.net.

    Pairing: Petunia/Harry.
    Prompt: Protection.
    Quote: "The Ravenclaws really know how to party!"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    484
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    19558
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    Every evening after her family dies, Petunia cries herself to sleep. Every evening, Harry listens.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,942
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    7294
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    Harry drinks and has dark thoughts. Enter Aunt Petunia. Contains spoilers for/references to the series overall, but especially "Order of the Phoenix" and "Half-Blood Prince."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,013
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    9220

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