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    Peter doesn't remember much outside of the walls of the HYDRA base he's resided in for the past 10 years, he isn't even meant to remember his own name. To them, he's nothing more than an asset. When the Avengers storm his base, Peter is given the chance to have a life outside of the hell he's become accustomed too, and with a little help, learns how to become the very opposite of everything HYDRA made him to be.

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    Tony needs Peter to do actual intern tasks to cover his ass, so Peter requests to be the moderator for the Stark Industries Twitter account.
    As you might be able to guess, chaos ensues.

    (And plot too, surprisingly. Spider-Man: NWH spoilers for later chapters)

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    Peter One, after a few months alone, makes a device to visit his alternate selves.

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    Peter Parker was not a normal high school sophomore. He was a science geek and got bullied, but he was also Spider-Man. At 15 he lost his best friend and his girlfriend died, but then he met Ned and MJ and they filled the hole left in his heart. So forgive him when he doesn't agree to join a war that's not about him. He only intervenes because he had talked to a wizard. Which was totally crazy, by the way. Too bad he didn't know that this was only the beginning.

    ( I am re-writing all chapters, so when I post them again, please read them from the beginning. ---2024, March 17)

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    Peter is struggling with his fire bending.

    Lucky for him, Tony has already helped one avatar learn how to create fire.

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    016, the perfect replacement for ‘The Winter Solider’, until he wasn’t. Hydra was prepared for everything, but him being prepared too.

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    Peter Parker is stuck in the DC universe where he meets a lot of new friends. Will he accept their help? No, but when has he ever. He's also a little unhinged but he'll be fine, i think-

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    After the events of Peter’s kidnapping, he is trying to heal with his family by his side. It isn’t an easy road to recovery and Peter finds himself drowning in the waves of his childhood trauma.

    Tony is always there to pull him back up for air and save him.

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    Okay, Classic Peter fic, Hes 14, May died and he's been on his own for around 2 years. He was bit by the spider 1 year and a 5 months ago and been spiderman for 1 year and 3 months. He lives on the outskirts in a abounded looking building. He made his suit and his AI Karen. He's swung over and helped the avengers a few times but they dont really like him because they don't know his identity or motives.

    So, Peter being bored spending all his time either at school or swinging about New York, he decided to sign up to be Tony Starks intern. He gets the internship and now its time for his plan

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    The little boy sits on his floor, he can't wait til he's older, he would always be out doing things with his friends, he sits as a teen on the floor, different house, different friends, he stays inside more times then not, and as he thinks back he wishes he knew what he did now... the present never compares to the past.

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    Nearly 5 years after Dr. Strange's spell, Peter has settled into a routine: Patrol. Save people. Record the patrol. Edit the video. Sell the video. Pay rent. Eat. Sleep. Don't let anyone look too closely. Repeat.

    Sure, he misses his friends. He misses May. But, that doesn't matter because he's saving his neighborhood, his city, one petty crime at a time. Alone, because he doesn't need a team anyway. It's better this way.

    The multiverse is intact and everything is as it should be.

    Right?

    or:

    The week that Peter finally learns to let people in again, despite kicking and screaming the whole way.

    [The Post No Way Home fic my soul was craving. Updates twice a month]

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    He only applied for the job because he thought it’d be a laugh.

    CAMERAMAN WANTED: must be free to work late nights. A strong constitution is required👻
    SORRY, THIS IS NOT FOR PORN!!!!
    No ghosts need apply for this position

    — + —

    Or, Peter Parker, moon-lighter as Spider-Man, applies for the cameraman position of THE POOL OF DEATH: Extreme Ghost-Hunters.

    It goes about as well as one might expect. (Not well at all.)

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    Requested by anonymous: hey there! i'm one of the people that reads your spiderson book, and the master chef one made me think about peter going on got talent, so could you do that if it's not too much trouble? maybe he can do acrobatics or something. thank you!

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    Just your common Twitter AU ;D

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    The first time Spider-man encounters Deadpool, he is standing like a guard dog ready to atack, a sharp katana in his hands.

     

    The second time Spider-man sees Deadpool, he is sipping a pink cocktail at his daughter's birthday party.

     

    (Will update weekly)

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    Earth’s mightiest heroes aren’t babysitters. Yet, somehow, they seem to have become the unofficial guardians of Midtown high school’s decathlon team.

    Like most of the Avenger’s current problems—the goat living in the penthouse, the semi-sentient AI with a vendetta against Sam, the Asgardian death pigeon who’s seeking a mate—it’s all Peter Parker’s fault.

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    Peter Parker has a secret identity and he desperately wants to keep it that way. He just wants to keep his head down, do his job as Spider-Man and to keep his loved ones safe. So why are the Avengers on his case? Why do they keep pursuing him and how far are they willing to go till they catch him? If the Avengers being out to get him wasn't enough there's also the small issue of a team of new enhanced bad guys on the scene. They're out to cause mayhem and they don't care who gets in their way, plus taking down a certain annoying crime fighting bug at the same time is just a chance they aren't planning on missing.

    A whump heavy different take on how Peter meets the Avengers.

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    Tony stopped breathing. Peter had been kidnapped? And even though he was trying to convince himself the last part wasn’t true, he knew it was. Tony had left Peter alone. He clicked on the link they sent him for the address. It was about 8 miles away from where he was now. If he wanted Peter back he would have to go now. He snatched a bag from his closet, drove to all the nearest banks and hoped to god that they had enough money.

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    “Is this going to be a thing?” Her sister asks, breaking MJ’s concentration from the picture her eyes are fixed on.

    “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

    “Your pining.” She clarifies. “Is this going to be a thing? I might move my shelves if you’re going to attempt burning a hole through them.”

    MJ scoffs, needing a second to forcibly stop staring at the exact spot that Gayle was teasing her about. “It’s not a thing. I’m only here for a few weeks. Why would it be a thing?”

    “Nothing is going to happen.” MJ assures her, picking up the plate again and cleaning it with more force than necessary. It sounds like a lie to even her own ears, only made worse by how heat rises to her cheeks when she hears movement against the thin wall on the other side of the apartment.

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