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    The Avengers thought they were on a typical assignment: Infiltrate the Hydra base and find the weapon. What they didn't expect was the small boy raised by Hydra that they found instead. And they definitely didn't expect him to stay at Avengers Tower or how he somehow wormed his way into their lives. As for Peter, he just wants to be good and obey what the Hydra men told him so he doesn't get in trouble.

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    Peter woke up with a fuzzy memory in a place he thought he'd never see again. Thank goodness Karen decided to stick around as without her, He wouldn't have realized that he was in an alternate reality where his counterpart was a little bit dead. And everyone knew that Peter was Spider-Man.

    Join Peter as he travels through time and alternate realities in an attempt to get home, but he may not know where home will end up being.

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    5/?
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    To prevent her brother creating a scandal he is bullied into a midnight marriage with a barely legal teen and immediately sent on a ten year grand tour with Derek. Ten years later he returns and unwilling to immediately settle into married life Peter decides to seduce a handsome young omega, unaware that the person he tries to bed is his own young bride. But although Peter does not recognise him - Stiles recognises him and decides to get his revenge. Peter might want to bed him, and Stiles is determined to show him exactly what he is missing but won't let him touch.

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    11/?
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    It all started when Yondu Udonta foolishly abducted a little Terran. No wait. It all started when said little Terran became a grown-up and wanted to take Yondu to bed.

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    中文
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    14/?
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    13
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    82
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    5
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    The Avengers, being the good people they are, accepted the offer from Midtown High to take over classes for a week. Something about them being good role models. The only issue is their youngest member attends Midtown High, though his superhero identity is only known to the Avengers team. Peter tries to balance keeping his identity a secret and not letting his teammates push him around. Of course, you can't have this many Avengers in one place for this long without a few pranks.

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    3/?
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    After the event dubbed the Infinity War the universe is healing. Through the use of the Infinity Stones before they were destroyed forever, Thor was able to turn back the clock on life, death, and reality. Asgard is restored, life has been brought back to those who died not only by the Mad Titan’s hand, but also by those of Hela’s. Loki and Thor rule as the two kings of the Nine Realms.

    During a visit to Midgard Loki discovers something… interesting. Loki introduces Thor to a society that exists separate from that of the rest of the mortals in this realm. Mythology and history states that the Asgardians had been to Midgard before and the God of Mischief’s magic has long been entangled in the magickal folk of Earth. In an overcrowded bookstore, Loki discovers a child with magic that sings to his own. A descendant with magic far more potent than any common human’s. Chaos is wrought, destiny is rewritten, and Asgard gains an heir as Loki takes the child as his own. There are still many enemies across the universe to Midgard and the many realms. How will the Avengers and the rest react when introduced to Prince Draco Lokison?

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    Rhodey gives Tony an unhappy look. “We’re standing in front of a high school, Tony. Just break the news to me already.”

     

    OR: Five times the Avengers learn about Peter Parker, and the one time the rest of the world does, too.

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    A villain attacking New York sends an injured Peter back in time to the year 2000. Not knowing how to get home, Peter asks Tony Stark for help and ends up finding out a lot about his and Tony's past.
    Peter is given an opportunity to change the future, or leave things be.

    (This is a bad summary, I'm sorry.)

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    Long before Spider-Man, long before the Avengers, long before the Chitauri Invasion and even before that day he got to meet Iron-Man by blasting a baddie in the face.

    Peter had Akkie.

    His big brother, his superhero before his life was full of them.

    Akkie who was angelic and perfect at everything, but still managed to have everyone he met wrapped around his little finger.

    Who looked at Peter with all his screw-ups and human flaws and somehow saw none of them.

    Peter was the one who was always messing up.

    Who worried Aunt May and never coped well with change. Who went out to save the world and got his suit taken away instead. Who just sucked in general.

     

    But of course it would be his cutesy, annoying, obnoxiously perfect big brother who got the killer zodiac sign. The death sentence. Instead of him.

    Thanks, Parker Luck.

     

    AKA: How Tony Stark (and just about everyone else) accidentally acquired two sons instead of one.

    And encountered the real tragedies of human life that just can't be fixed.

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    Peter finally realizes his feelings for Wade, but, instead of flat out telling Wade he wants them to date, he comes up with a half-baked plan to show Wade he’s interested. The only problem is, Wade either doesn’t get the memo or is too self-conscious to think Peter actually means it. Hijinks ensue as Peter’s plan gets increasingly sillier until it all finally comes to a head.

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    When MJ ditches Peter for their yearly bro-trip to Aunt May's cottage, Peter takes Wade along instead.

    Pretty Bad Idea (capitals needed) considering Peter was head over heels in love with the guy.

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    "And this thought loop – is it bad?”

    (You’re nothing, Peter Parker. Tony Stark only keeps you around for Spiderman. Peter Parker is weak. Soft. Vulnerable. Peter Parker is worth nothing more than dust.)

    “No,” Peter says truthfully. “It’s not bad. It just is.”

    His whole life is made up of things that just are. He’d be lying if he said he didn’t want out.

    But she doesn’t ask, so he doesn’t tell.

    (In which Peter just wants it all to be quiet, but Tony Stark will never let him fall.)

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    Peter and Tony both forget that Peters class is going on an excursion to the tower so Peter doesn't get his permission slip signed. Lucky for him (and unlucky for his not so friendly neighbourhood bully), he can pull a few strings at the Tower

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    Tony Stark has a big secret, he is married and has three children. it is a mystery how he has kept it from the media. This is a series of vignettes about the stark family and their adventures.

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    670
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
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    10
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    He heard Peter giggle and something dropped on his head- was that cereal? "Up here."

    Tony groaned. "Were you raised in a barn?"

    "No, just bitten by a radioactive spider." Peter was perched on the ceiling in a perfect hang from his web shooters. In another web, there was a box of cereal.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    7
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    10
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    An Arranged Marriage brings Alpha!Prince Wade and Omega!Prince Peter together and initially, neither are happy about it. Wade is obnoxious and Peter is stuck up and despite a fairly adorable accidental first meeting, and the instant physical attraction, they can hardly be in the same room without arguing.
    Despite his violent past and the scars on his skin, Wade is determined to win the bratty Omega over and tries with sarcasm and humor and enough one liners to make Peter scream.
    Peter is brilliant, beautiful and reluctant to give up anything of himself, too hurt from a past Alpha to try again. He doesn’t care about Wade’s scars, but if the Alpha doesn’t stop talking, Peter might just kick him out a window.
    An unexpected moment forces them together,
    and even Peter can no longer deny their bond. Even if he still isn’t sure he wants an Alpha, he can’t stay away, and every kiss and night spent together brings them closer to bonding.
    But outside forces want to tear them apart, and when tragedy strikes, Wade asks the Omega to bond so they can face it together. Peter still isn’t sure, and wants to leave.
    Can Wade come up with One Reason Why Peter should stay?

    Bonus chapter added!!

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    “Is no one gonna bring it up?” Erica demanded, practically bouncing out of her seat in Boyd's lap.

    “Bring what up?” Derek murmured, taking a gulp of his soda.

    “The fact that you smell like a whore house whenever Stiles is around.”

    Derek promptly choked.

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    A series of unrelated Tumblr ficlet prompts people send me. Enjoy!

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    Derek y Stiles eran mejores amigos desde la infancia, hasta que Stiles desapareció a los dieciséis. Ahora, cinco años más tarde, justo cuando la última esperanza de Derek está a punto de extinguirse definitivamente, Stiles aparece de la nada. Está profundamente traumatizado, incapaz de hablar y no dispuesto a dejar que nadie, excepto Derek, lo toque. Derek está decidido a descubrir qué pasó.

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    Peter's heart sank lower than any other time in his entire life when the watch didn't say, "*1*." His body went limp, it was like he was unconscious but still aware if everything around him, aware of the fact the Grant had just slammed him into the floor, aware that Grant was looming over him as he often does. Grant picked Peter up by the jaw with his right hand, Peter could almost see fire in Grant's eyes. Then he cackled, which was something that, even though Peter had seen him do alot more terrible things, made him shake to his core, "You little shit, you really *do* think that you're little man-friend is gonna save you." Grant chuckled, he then dragged and dropped Peter on the bed, "You won't make it out of here ali-" Grant stopped when to loud BOOMS came from outside.

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