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    Peter needs an escape and finds one, albeit an unhealthy one. Things are fine, according to Peter, that's until Tony catches on to his shitty coping mechanism.

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    (INFINITY WAR SPOILERS AND SOME DEPRESSION BUT IT'S CUTE, TRUST ME)

     

    After the events of Infinity war and getting everyone back alive and safe, Tony and Steve have a long talk. They come up with a decision to help everyone stay stable about everything that has happened, so they decide everyone now needs to live together. Not everyone agreed, like Captain Marvel, but those who did stayed and it was great.

    (Tony also adopted Peter just so he could make sure Peter was safe and would never be hurt again.)

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    An Arranged Marriage brings Alpha!Prince Wade and Omega!Prince Peter together and initially, neither are happy about it. Wade is obnoxious and Peter is stuck up and despite a fairly adorable accidental first meeting, and the instant physical attraction, they can hardly be in the same room without arguing.
    Despite his violent past and the scars on his skin, Wade is determined to win the bratty Omega over and tries with sarcasm and humor and enough one liners to make Peter scream.
    Peter is brilliant, beautiful and reluctant to give up anything of himself, too hurt from a past Alpha to try again. He doesn’t care about Wade’s scars, but if the Alpha doesn’t stop talking, Peter might just kick him out a window.
    An unexpected moment forces them together,
    and suddenly even Peter can no longer deny their bond. Even if he still isn’t sure he wants an Alpha, he can’t stay away, and every kiss and night spent together brings them closer to bonding.
    But outside forces want to tear them apart, and when tragedy strikes, Wade asks the Omega to bond so they can face it together.
    But Peter still isn’t sure, and wants to leave.
    Can Wade come up with One Reason Why Peter should stay?

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    Dean didn't think anything could surprise him anymore. Not after the life he lived, at least. And that was probably the biggest surprise. The fact that he survived as long as he did. But that's not even what had him surprised. First of all, an incident recently gave him powers. Second, the only man he ever romantically felt something for was in a "civil war" with the people he had publically called family. Now he has to make his way to New York, a place he vowed to stay out of for fear of running into a certain billionaire, to see said billionaire. Hopefully Tony "Freaking" Stark still remembered him.

    Or the one where Dean becomes inhuman after eating something. And he happened to have a little fling with Tony Stark, the first and last with a man, when he was younger, and now he needs his help. Maybe Tony needs him more.

    Also the title comes from the song, Come With Me Now - Kongos

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    "Why are you acting like such a brat?" The words escaped Tony's mouth before he could stop himself.
    He expected Peter to apologize or to look ashamed. Instead Peter's eyes are filled with anger, as he snarled. "I hate you."

    After Thanos is defeated the team is more broken than ever. While everyone else is trying to pick up the pieces all Peter can feel is anger. Peter and Tony are struggling to reconnect as Peter tries to deal with the aftermath of Thanos. When Tony refuses to allow him to put himself in danger again, Peter decides to take matters into his own hands. After all the neighborhood won't be safe without Spider-Man.

    Things don't go as planned and Peter realizes he might have bitten off more than he could chew when he starts feeling sick. No one ever said pride was a virtue.

    Post Infinity War.

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    When the hairs on Peter's arm stood straight up, he knew something wasn’t right.

     

    MASSIVE SPOILERS FOR INFINITY WAR
    DON'T READ IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT!!
    Okay so IW destroyed me I spent like 3 hours crying
    So now comes the obligatory angst fanfic + fix-it

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    When Tony decided to help the vigilante swinging around Queens in nothing but a onesie, he’d thought that there would likely be some wrangling involved. But he hadn’t expected the kid to become so clingy.

    Loki, of course, just thinks the entire thing is rather hilarious. It’s all fun and games until someone calls him an Avenger… and means it.

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    The Avengers thought they were on a typical assignment: Infiltrate the Hydra base and find the weapon. What they didn't expect was the small boy raised by Hydra that they found instead. And they definitely didn't expect him to stay at Avengers Tower or how he somehow wormed his way into their lives. As for Peter, he just wants to be good and obey what the Hydra men told him so he doesn't get in trouble.

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    “Climb out the window.” Peter whispers, shooing him in its direction.

    Wade looks at him with disbelief. “You want me to climb out of the window? We’re on the 70th floor.”

    Peter struggles to put his head through his shirt hole before glaring at him. “What, do you want to be on the other end of my Pop’s repulsors?”

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    In which Karen and Friday communicate with each other, Tony takes over for Happy with Peter, and Peter is determined to force Tony to stop treating him like a kid after Karen and Friday innocently reveal that Tony's bisexual.

    Alternatively? The one where Peter is a slutty little piece of increasingly bold jailbait and Tony is just trying to hold out the last 58 days to his birthday so he can stay out of jail.

    [Tony froze, replaying his candid unfiltered response with a cringe. "Friday, she didn't happen to paraphrase that into a more general-"

    "Sorry sir, but Karen was wondering exactly how many men you've gone to sleep with? She doesn't know why but Peter seems perplexed by that part of your answer so she was hoping to provide more data for clarity, would should I tell her?"]

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    Claire Stark is the black sheep of the Stark Family. With three older siblings and two younger, all of whom take after at least one of their parents, she sticks out like a sore thumb. She isn't a genius like her father, nor is she business savvy like her mother. Claire feels like the disappointment of her family, so she plays up the dumb bimbo stereotype and wears it as a mask to protect herself. Being so different from her family, her parents have no idea how to relate to her and she often gets cast aside for her siblings. With a little brother who is Spider-man and older siblings who are the Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver, will her parents ever see through her mask or will she spiral before their very eyes? Is she just a socially active cheerleader or does she have a secret identity like the rest of her family? One things for sure, her life is about to get messy.

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    'Tony, for once, was finally having a good day. And maybe that was jinxing it a bit, but he was. He had worked out the finalizing details for his deal with NASA, had gotten his presentation ready for speaking at MIT, and even had time to rent out a drive-in theatre so he and Pepper could see Titanic—her favourite film—for her birthday.

    So, all in all, everything was perfect.

    That is, until Peter started making his science-fiction references, and suddenly his "good day" turned into a bad one.'

     

    (Or, 3 times Tony didn't mind Peter's science-fiction references, + 1 time he did.)

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    Snap shots of Peter Quill’s life after being picked up by the Ravagers.

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    “Dripped in chocolate,
    Brozned with elegance,
    Enamled with grace,
    Toasted with beauty,
    My Lord, She’s a
    Black Woman.”

    This Stark is already irritated with the fact that there’s a new recruit, better yet this Peter Parker boy is her soulmate?

    This Stark is full of confidence, sass, and sarcasm, and she won’t go down without a fight.

    And fight she will.

    (ps i swear it sounds kinda dumb but give it a try)

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    Instead of being bitten by a spider, in this universe, Peter gets bitten by a vampire.
    Wade, instead of becoming a science experiment gone terribly wrong, becomes a werewolf.

    Eventually they meet, and find that their particular crazy goes pretty well together!
    A story of love and fluff, and probably a shitload of angst as well, because these boys can't do anything without angst.

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    Peter regrets telling Tony where his decathlon practice was. . .

     

    Series also posted on Wattpad by the name "Because Iron Man is a Dad" by NIGHTWINGS_ASS

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    Tony hires Peter for the night and can't stop thinking about him after. Peter is only seeing Tony for the money. He definitely doesn't have any kind of feelings for him..

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    The first time he hit a roadblock with the Avengers was not when Doc Ock attacked a bank, or a supervillain stalked Aunt May, or his full name came out. It was when Clint Barton offered him a drink.

    ...or, a Homecoming AU where young Peter Parker handles the Vulture without Iron Man, lies to the Avengers about his age, and gets away with it. For a time.

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    It’s been months since the team broke apart and Tony had finally started to move back on with his life again. Having a new trouble spider kid added onto that with his beautiful fiancé and his close friends. Tony had settle down into a new family he was actually happy and secure in. Only just starting to learn how to be a good father figure to Peter, things in his opinion where going great… Until the rest of his old team had come back, the family that was already broken before it crumbled apart in front of his eyes.
    Tony can fix anything… or that’s what he claims he can do. But he doesn’t know if he can fix something that was never right in the first place. or even if he wants to fix it. One thing he does know for sure, if this time it doesn’t work he’s not going to be kicked to the curb again. And he won’t let his old family ruin his new one.

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    Peter and Ned try drugs for the first time and end up at the local police station. Peter can make one phone call. He calls Tony.

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