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    Clint Barton aka Hawkeye never expected to have family and he accepted that, sure he felt a little lonely sometimes, but that doesn’t mean he wanted a family or was ever going to have one. He accepted that. Unfortunately for him the universe did not. Really the only thing he wanted was a fixed coffee maker and a cup of coffee, but add Peter Parker and things are bound to get a little complicated. Or how Clint Barton accidentally became Peter Parker’s dad. deaf!Clint Barton. Also Peter is Tony’s intern because, you know, plot convenience. Set before CACW and Homecoming. Also Peter is fourteen in this because I love my smol little spider.

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    Peter gets to see Percy after he was took away again. Peter has to admit though, he is a little clingy.

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    “I see you found BabyDoll.. She's pretty huh?”
    “She?” Peter cleared his throat, straightening up as he pout at the man for scaring him. He looked between Quill and... BabyDoll? “What is she? I've never seen anything like her. Or Drax.. or Mantis..”
    “Baby is a Symbiote”
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    In which, Peter gets a parasite on the way back to earth from Titan. He's going to have to learn how to live like this while having a broken down Tony on his hands too.

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    11/?
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    After May gets into an accident and dies, Peter is left in Tony's care, something neither are prepared for. What follows is madness, mayhem, a whole lot of fires ("no Stephen, we did not cause that fire in the lab, you must be imagining things"), and maybe even some romance.

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    1/?
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    Comic book science and time travel make for a great fic. Alternate realities, past timelines, space and a whole lot more. Spoilers for infinity war stuff but by now we probably don't need that.

    Basically Peter meets everyone in the Marvel universe and everyone loves him. But with more plot.

    Peter travels through alternate realities and has to fix problems that aren't really his but he has no sense of self preservation so you can see how that goes.

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    42/?
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    The world and Avengers don’t love Spider-Woman, but they’re quite enamored with Penelope Parker. Nobody knows she’s Spider-Woman and she's not entirely sure if this makes her life easier or harder. Penelope becomes Spider-Woman in 2014.

    Question: Piper Parker or Penelope Parker? Pick a name.

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    Peter Parker, Harley Keener and Shuri met once and decided that they were gonna be siblings. It's now summer, and they're spending it together at the Avengers Tower.
    OR how Tony Stark discovered that housing three chaotic teens with no self-preservation skills under the same roof was a doomed decision from the start.

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    Peter Parker is Tony Stark's personal intern. Nothing more, nothing less.

    At least, that's what the two of them are telling everybody.

    The Avengers immediately know there's something more going on. They're the Avengers for a reason, remember? So they all conclude: Peter isn't just a personal intern, he is also Tony's illegitimate son.

    Peter is definitely not a fan of this new development.

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    When Peter Parker gets a job working at Buzzfeed there's really only one subject he can write about: superheroes. And what superhero does he know better than everyone's friendly neighborhood Spider-Man?

    What he didn't expect was that everyone would think Peter's new obsession with the hero would be interpreted quite like That.

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    13/?
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    Peter, Ned and MJ becomes friends with new girl after she puts flash in his place

    “hi I’m Michelle but you can call me MJ as I decided that we are going to adopt you”

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    Tumblr drabbles set in the Marvel universe featuring Tony Stark being a hell of a lot softer towards his little spider mentee than he likes to let on.

    Leave a prompt in the comments!

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    2/?
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    Peter gets hurt in the middle of the night. He goes to Percy for help. What is Percy going do with his very dumb boyfriend?

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    Peter never became spiderman, instead he and Venom became the crime Lords of New York.
    Wade decided to change his ways and joined the avengers.
    Peter thinks this is a terrible decision and trys to get Wade to come back to the darkside.

    (Can be read as a continuation of my Monster fic)

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    6/?
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    Peter is having a hard time juggling college and his duties as Spider-man. On one hand, he want to experience the college life, go to parties and maybe even lose his virginity. On the other hand, though, he wants to keep the city safe, uphold the Spider-man reputation and make sure the citizens are safe (even if he can't fight larger enemies, like he wants to). When he meets a sarcastic, quick-witted man in a similar suit who keeps getting touchier and touchier, will he let him have his way, or will he put his foot down and stand up for himself?

    Or: Wade Wilson starts to lose his mind after isolating himself for a few years. When he decides to join the real world again, he becomes infatuated with Spider-man, and decides to kidnap him.

    Most tags are foreshadowing for what is planned to happen in the story!

    For requests (kink, plot, ect), DM me on insta or comment! IG: @kurisurent

    (Title inspired by the song 'Who Hurt You?' by Daniel Caesar)

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    The rogue avengers have finally agreed to sign the revised accords, and are no longer war criminals. The bad news is, they've moved back into the compound, but they still aren't on good terms. It's hard to forgive someone who nearly killed you and left you for dead. And since Tony doesn't trust the rogues yet, the last thing he wants is for them to meet Peter.

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    Peter is trying to keep his Spider-Man job a secret and he needs to get a job. On his way to one of the interviews, he ends up walking into Stark industries, which, whoops his bad, I'm looking for the bathroom miss. But THEN some weird stuff happens and suddenly he's the Avengers' bodyguard. What the hell...?

     

     

    Oh, and the Avengers and SHIELD are looking for Spider-Man.
    Lovely.

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    A series of unrelated Tumblr ficlet prompts people send me. Enjoy!

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    20/?
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    Raising a teenager isn't an easy feat, especially when you're a single dad and your good for nothing wife fucked off to Hawaii with a younger guy when your son was five; but Tony would like to say that so far he's had everything under control, maybe with a few helpful manuals to guide him along the way.

    But there certainly wasn't a manual on what to do about his illicit feelings for his son Harley's best friend-- a curly haired, brown-eyed boy by the name of Peter, only sixteen and far too pretty for his own good.

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    20
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    Basically just my Iron-dad collection. Updates whenever I have another chapter ready.
    (used to be called 'Marvel Oneshots'
    Requests Open

    1, 9 and 14: Request Forum
    2-10: Peter Parker's Field Trip to SI... with a twist! (Spiderson and Irondad, Flash is a jerk, Super Fam)
    11: Binder Troubles (Trans Peter, Spiderson and Irondad, Flash is a jerk, Super Fam)
    12: Panic Attacks Always Come at the Worst Times (Spiderson and Irondad, Flash is a jerk, Super Fam)
    13: Nighmares and Classmates (Spiderson and Irondad, Flash is a jerk)
    14: Not a Chapter but an authors note please read
    15: Important Speech (Spiderson and Irondad, Peter replaced, Super Fam kinda)
    16: Scars (Spiderson and Irondad, Flash is a Jerk, Super fam)

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    16/?
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    Snippets from the daily life of Peter trying to settle into his new life with his family of Avengers, and Tony trying to get used to being 'perfectly parental'.

    Feel-good stuff. One shots to follow up 'I told you I had issues'.
    Tags will be added as more stories follow.

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    Comments:
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