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    Peter wakes in a hole in the ground of a house. Next to him is a man of approximately his age, eyes burning Alpha red, who smells exactly like his 15-year-old nephew. Peter seems to be in a house that smells like burnt wood and ashes and looks oddly like his childhood home. A young girl with fiery hair and terrified eyes cowers in the corner of the room looking at him like he is going to gut her. There is a mirror reflecting the light of the moon on him.

    ‘Ah the worm moon ritual, that means I must have died then…’

    Peter gets out of his hole, then crouches down to the young man’s level.

    “Can you stand? I realize that the ritual takes its toll on energy, but since you went through the trouble of resurrecting me, I would like to know who you are, and why you smell like my nephew?”

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    24/?
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    So, Peter was supposed to go on a field trip, he gets stabbed by a poisonous knife, is home for a week, then isn't allowed to go. Instead he's a tour guide under a disguise. Will the class find out? Maybe... Maybe not... Also will Flash get murdered? Maybe... Maybe not...

    Pls comment on anything I need to fix, I love to hear constructive criticism, but also kudos and comment if u like it. <3

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    16
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    114
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    24
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    1867
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    5
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    1
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    Five Powers Penny gained following the Spider-Bite and One that was already there all along

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    1/1
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    41
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    Peter Parker is left alone in the world after the death of his uncle things start going downhill....

    or

     

    Peter Parker is drunk off his ass and tries to text ned but instead....

    (maybe a two-three chapters series)

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    1/1
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    3
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    409
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    Peter has an attitude, and it takes Chris less time than everyone else to notice. He's the guy's bodyguard; he’s up close and personal with the rockstar day in day out, so it's no surprise that Chris has become quite intimate with every single one of Peter’s moods—and what causes them.

    The particular brand of petulant brat that Peter is currently displaying is due to him not getting laid in several months. With constant tours and changes in location, there hasn't been much downtime for the rockstar. Chris pities him, really he does, but he also can’t help snorting in amusement or shaking his head in exasperation every time the singer snaps for seemingly no apparent reason—or glares at inanimate objects as if they've personally offended him.

    Something needs to be done, and luckily, Chris has a plan. 

    Of sorts. 

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    1/1
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    14
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    51
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    5
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    Stiles was a freak of nature. Foxes were supposed to be betas, and sometimes, very rarely, omegas. Not only was he the freak alpha, he was the freak alpha with a glandular condition that made him overproduce pheromones. So, basically, he stank all the time, and even shifter in a mile radius knew it.

    When he started college, he worried about what his peers might think. His lab partner, Cora didn't seem to mind. Neither did her family. Specifically, her older brother Derek. He really didn't seem to mind. Stiles really didn't know what to do with his life after that.

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    Peter Parker is absolutely fine. Never mind the fact that he's Spider-Man and dealing with an abusive uncle. Enter Tony Stark, The Avengers, an internship opportunity, and a homeless guy named Walt. Now we watch Peter try to keep everything a secret. Because that always turns out well.

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    6/?
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    “Okay team listen up, i know you all want to go home but i have a very special announcement to make. As a prize for winning at the last meet we have won a tour of Stark Industries at the Stark Tower!” announced Mr Harrington.

    and at that moment, Peter realised he was fucked.

    or
    my version of the "peter parker's field trip to SI" trope.

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    9/?
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    Michelle Jones and Peter Parker’s wonderful thoughts on falling in love. With each other. Right from the beginning to the maybe near future.

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    2/?
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    1
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    FlyBoy: we got hacked

    Bruce: How is that even possible?

    Nat 🙂 : The spider kid is pretty impressive

    Bruce: The one in the unitard?

    Spidey: it’s not a unitard

    Spidey: Dr. Banner i never thought you’d be the one to offend me

    Bruce: I am forever sorry

    Bruce: Onesie*

    Spidey: you’re nicer as Hulk

    ___

    In an AU where no one knows Peter's identity he decides, in a fit of frustration, to hack the Avengers chat. Chaos, as usual, ensues.

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    26/?
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    Peter is trying to keep his Spider-Man job a secret and he needs to get a job. On his way to one of the interviews, he ends up walking into Stark industries, which, whoops his bad, I'm looking for the bathroom miss. But THEN some weird stuff happens and suddenly he's the Avengers' bodyguard. What the hell...?

     

     

    Oh, and the Avengers and SHIELD are looking for Spider-Man.
    Lovely.

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    Chapters:
    12/12
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    Tony Stark is the CEO of a leading technology company, Stark Industries. But many people don't know the other side of Tony Stark as the head of the Mafia in New York City. He built his network of syndicates known as the Avengers. Like any other mafia, his weaknesses are sought after by all his enemies. But Tony Stark is a mobster who has lost everything he has, this is what makes him arrogant, and never think twice when killing his enemy. Because there's nothing to protect.

    But what happened when he met a boy from Queens. The boy opens something in his heart, a hope to protect and make someone happy.

    This is gonna be a very complicated story.

    Updated every Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and Sunday.

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    19,885
    Chapters:
    14/?
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    Peter makes an intern twt account for the sole purpose of embarrassing one (1) Tony Stark. It goes pretty well ngl.

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    2/?
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    7
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    26
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    No one could ever guess that The Avengers would fall to something known as The Peter Factor. This story tells of how each and every Avenger became wrapped around Peter Parker's finger without Peter even being aware of it.

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    71,831
    Chapters:
    25/?
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    Part of Bucky's pardon requires that his nine-year-old daughter has to go to school.

    Jade Barnes is far too smart to be at Midtown, but she remembers that a particular spiderling is a student there too.

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    2/?
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    7
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    So Peter was happy, he has a job as a photographer for the Daily Bugle, he has his three best friends and his family consists of his aunt May and The Avengers. He couldn't ask for anything more, that is until everything spirals down.

    He got fired from the Daily Bugle, aunt May got sick, the avengers have been out on a mission for the last week and he couldn't go because his teachers decided to be a good idea to all give projects at the same time and finally there have been several kidnappings occurring all over the city.

    Now Peter is having a very hard time, but maybe an ex-merc trying-to-be can solve all of his problems and maybe, just maybe, fall in love in the way.

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    English
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    2
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    1/1
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    13
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    2
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    423
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    Much Ado About Nothing ver. Marvel

    But If you haven't read the play. . .Peter and Wade hate each other, Steve and Tony think that is a good idea make the guys fall in love with each other while they are waiting for their wedding day. . . a wedding no one will forget.

    Don't worry about is a comedy.

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    English
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    6,879
    Chapters:
    5/17
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    157
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    Mucho Ruido Pocas Nueces pero versión Marvel

    Pero si no la han leído Peter y Wade se detestan, Steve y Tony creen que es buena idea emparejarlos mientras esperan por su boda. . . una boda que siempre recordaran. . .

    No se preocupen es una comedia.

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    Español
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    6,639
    Chapters:
    5/17
    Hits:
    35
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    Short and sweet like the app. Snippets of Stark family life that will mostly bring smiles. Will update tags as needed.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,599
    Chapters:
    39/?
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    172
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    3621

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