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    This is just where all my miscellaneous Hatchetfield fics get dumped that way my account won’t be littered with dozens of drabbles

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    English
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    401
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    3
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    1
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    25
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    a collection of Hatchetfield one-shots! mostly Tedgens related, with some other miscellaneous relationships sprinkled in (platonic and romantic)

    or: me dumping my one-shots here because they’ve just been sitting in my pages app for a good while

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    English
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    4,354
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    3
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    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    49
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    I invite you all to my wonderous estate, or what is to become of it from where my position lays in time. A symphony woven from the oceans of the world. The oceans of the world, they're seven wonders. Seven's a bit of an iffy number, isn't it? I much prefer eight. With ten guests invited to my estate including my new host, only three are destined to make it out alive. They will experience blood, pain and betrayal but at the end of the day, isn't it worth it? To kill your friends to get home?

    After all, would you rather die or escape the 1920s?

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    English
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    61,475
    Chapters:
    14/21
    Comments:
    64
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    376
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    This is set after the events of Time Bastard. Ted went missing and with the help of his friends and Teds boyfriend coworker Bill, Peter decides to look for him.

    Language:
    English
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    20,059
    Chapters:
    7/10
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    373
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    Teddy Spankoffski was five when he came up with Tinky.

    It didn’t take much longer for him to decide there was something seriously wrong with his mind.

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    English
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    11,039
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    62
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    Pete works at the cineplex. Ted forgot that and ended up taking Bill on a date…to the cineplex.

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    2,228
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    7
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    40
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    Ted Spankoffski became the wealthiest executive in Hatchetfield overnight, ascending to a position in CCRP that baffles everyone in town.

    Despite being one of the most successful men known, Ted is known as the meanest man alive and treats everyone who crosses his path with indifference, caring only about his success, which often means that he deprives his employees of proper wages, and the chance to spend Christmas, a holiday he hates, with their families.

    Everyone everywhere is baffled by his success, but what they don't know is that it's all attributed to a dark deal from his past with an entity he is certain he imagined.

    But when the dreaded holiday emerges, and the demon he swore wasn't real has come to collect, Ted is visited by the ghosts of Christmases Past, Present, and Future to re-evaluate his own soul, and in doing so, possibly save it.

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    A Hatchetfield Christmas Carol AU!!

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    English
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    48,088
    Chapters:
    6/9
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    423
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    ethan runs into a young girl in the middle of starbucks and from where they picked up last October, their conversation begins again.

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    3,794
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    52
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    Set in the Switch-verse (by @quackquackbi), some Christmas Morning fluff with the Tedgens-Foster fam and the switch kids (aka the Webby Cult).

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    5,035
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    26
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    Steph and Pete walk out into the Witchwood after they've slipped away from camp

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    English
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    1,142
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Hannah Foster and the other survivors of Black Friday work together to survive post-canon.

    However, Hannah has more going on than what meets the eye, because ever since that fateful night, she's been hearing a second voice: the voice of General John McNamara.

    Together, the two traverse the ruins of Hatchetfield, gaining allies, losing friends, and becoming family.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    150,017
    Chapters:
    40/40
    Comments:
    522
    Kudos:
    246
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    7654
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    She’s Stephanie Lauter, known throughout Hatchetfield as the daughter of the mayor. He’s Peter Spankoffski. He’s known because his brother whacks off in his office. Yet, a summer together changed everything and they’ve formed a relationship, much to the surprise of halls of Hatchetfield High. They have big shoes to fill, but surely people are gonna understand right? After a dinner meeting the man himself, Pete begins to realise what occurs behind closed doors and puts a stop to it once and for all. For the sake of Steph, of course.

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    English
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    4,544
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    90
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    Pete comes over for the weekend.

    Ted’s not 100% sure what to do with a thirteen year old.

    Language:
    English
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    1,406
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    73
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    The tiny town of Hatchetfield, Michigan, is known for having a small but still very much there paranormal community. Witches, vampires. werewolves and the like can exist without fear of being hunted or killed, and live in harmony with humans. But that doesn't mean the paranormals don't have their fair share of problems as well.

    This is the story of a teenage werewolf, two vampire sisters, a nerdy wizard, a caffeine-addicted zombie, a witch barista, and much more.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    164,175
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    74
    Kudos:
    104
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    3122
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    High school is hard enough without supernatural forces intervening. Thankfully, Peter Spankoffsk and his friends are the last line of defense between their fellow students and the end of Hatchetfield as they know it. Pete’s life changed one day when he happened upon a publication called "The Black Book" by Willabella Muckwab and discovers its powers to make one's deepest (and darkest) desires come true. Though, the wish fulfillment comes with a horrifying cost.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    216
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    Ted is babysitting. For some reason. Nobody really knows why, but when chaos runs loose in the tiny town of Hatchetfield, he must dig deep to find some parental instinct.

    Language:
    English
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    821
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    72
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    It was supposed to be a fun night in Hatchetfield. For Lex Foster, Ethan Green, and Hannah Foster, it was supposed to be their first night out in what seemed like forever. For the employees of CCRP Technical, it was supposed to be the annual family night. But nothing feels right- especially not to Hannah. Is there really anything going on? Or are they all just paranoid. After all... how bad can a night at Pizza Pete's be?

    DISCLAIMER: This incorporates ideas from Nightmare Time- so there will be spoilers. I do not own the Hatchetfield Universe or it's characters. This fic will, however, use an OC named Harriet Hidgens. If you'd like to familiarize yourself with her, please read my fic Apotheosis.

    Language:
    English
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    85,193
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Kudos:
    5
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    178
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    "There’d been a jolt, a wrenching at the center of her chest as the midnight gleam of the streetlights blurred into blackness, deep and unrelenting. Cold, colder than Hatchetfield even in the depths of winter. Someone gasped, someone else screamed, short and sharp."

    When missiles streak across the sky and the world seems moments away from ending, Lex reaches out with everything she has and pulls as many people as she can to Somewhere Else. What comes after is far beyond anything she could have expected

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    34,251
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    85
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    782
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    Two emotionally unavailable queers. They also like musicals.

    Alternative summary: Ted is crying fo 100 chapters

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,496
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    122
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    As the prince left her, Tatiana swiftly moved over to the drink table. She poured herself a glass of what looked like wine and took a sip. Her eyes danced around the room, bored.

    Then, she saw her.

    Somehow, through all of the people in that one room, Tatiana’s eyes stopped on another girl. One who’s beauty was like one Tatiana had only ever seen the night before. A girl with dark brown hair.

    It was Eliza. The lady she had met at the pub. It just so happened, that Eliza was also staring at her. To the girls, it felt like they were the only ones there.

    —————————————————

    Just a royalty AU between Tatiana and Eliza

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    952
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    25

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