13 Works in Peter Spankoffski | Hot Chocolate Boy & Ted Spankoffski

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    Summary

    This is just where all my miscellaneous Hatchetfield fics get dumped that way my account won’t be littered with dozens of ficlets

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,636
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    187
  2. Tags
    Summary

    a collection of Hatchetfield one-shots! mostly Tedgens related, with some other miscellaneous relationships sprinkled in (platonic and romantic)

    or: me dumping my one-shots here because they’ve just been sitting in my pages app for a good while

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,489
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    251
  3. Tags
    Summary

    Ted was sure his brother was dead an hour ago, but Pete’s call for help left him a little hopeful.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,907
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    75
  4. Tags
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    833
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    49
  5. Tags
    Summary

    "Peter knows about the guy well enough; he sees him begging on the streets for spare change from the passerby, normally being turned down with a disgusted look or harsh words. Every time he passes, something twinges in his chest and he hastily drops the first bill he can scrounge from his pockets."

    Or Peter and the brother he never (but always) knew.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,265
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    49
  6. Tags
    Summary

    Ted and Pete have died several times, heres each of those times.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    937
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    64
  7. Tags
    Summary

    What was going through Ted’s head while Bill was on the phone with Alice?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    545
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    66
  8. Tags
    Summary

    Pete comes over for the weekend.

    Ted’s not 100% sure what to do with a thirteen year old.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,406
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    97
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    Summary

    High school is hard enough without supernatural forces intervening. Thankfully, Peter Spankoffsk and his friends are the last line of defense between their fellow students and the end of Hatchetfield as they know it. Pete’s life changed one day when he happened upon a publication called "The Black Book" by Willabella Muckwab and discovers its powers to make one's deepest (and darkest) desires come true. Though, the wish fulfillment comes with a horrifying cost.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    233
  10. Tags
    Summary

    Ted is babysitting. For some reason. Nobody really knows why, but when chaos runs loose in the tiny town of Hatchetfield, he must dig deep to find some parental instinct.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    821
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    100
  11. Tags
    Summary

    Ted didn't have the best childhood. It was by no means the worst, and in comparison to others it was pretty decent, but that didn't mean his parents weren't insufferable assholes. Not to mention that those same insufferable assholes never told him that he had a little sibling until they got tired of them and made Ted start raising them. So yeah, not the best experience.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,268
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    95
  12. Tags
    Summary

    Ted and his little brother fight for the first time in their lives, and they're not doing great at handling it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,534
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    208
  13. Tags
    Summary

    Just a little thing about Ted and Ned (real name outstanding) Spankoffski

    The name Ned came straight from the genius brain of shotacharlaton on tumblr! 💞💗💘💗

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,238
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    119

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