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    — Пит?..

    Это невозможно. Нереально. Неправильно.
    Сказано на выдохе, с таким диким, мучительным почти градусом надежды, испуганно и слишком, слишком звеняще. Потому что взятые вместе голос и лицо — всё это немного чересчур, и кажется, что ноги резко врастают в землю, а воздух окончательно покидает лёгкие.

    Питер смотрит на мертвеца. Он смотрит на Тони Старка.

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    After May died, Peter escaped Child Services and went on with his life as sorta normal, up until the avengers started hunting spiderman.

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    Tony never recruited spiderman, civil war happened and they made up (a miracle), and i suck at summaries and tags...and titles..might change later...like..all of those.

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    “I said leave it!” Peter glared at his friend. “Just fucking leave me alone! I don’t want to talk about it, especially not with you!”

    Peter immediately regretted his words when he saw the hurt flash across MJ’s usual stoic expression. Ned’s eyes were wide beside him, and for a moment, none of them moved except for Peter. His chest was heaving with the effort to keep his emotions in, furious tears once again burning in his eyelids.

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    Peter is angry, sad and tired, and all it takes is a bully's taunting and a few concerned questions to send him over the edge.

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    “Thanos has the biggest army in the universe.” Peter blurts, raising his voice to silence the bickering group. Everyone stares at him. “He won’t stop ‘til he gets all the stones. Xandar was his first target. We can’t be fighting while he makes his plan for the next one. Because his next target could literally be in this room.”

    (or: the infinity war fix-it i'm sure you need. not iw/endgame compliant)

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    Peter Parker has a metal arm and nobody from midtown knows. But when he breaks it and still has to go to school, everybody finds out.
    Stupid Parker luck.

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    “I still can’t believe you lied to that guy,” Peter laughs, practically whispering as though afraid they’ll get found out as newlywed frauds and kicked off the plane, even though the doors are already closing. “You’re an evil mastermind.”

    “Is that a conflict of interest in your line of work?” she nudges his foot with hers-- less of a reprimand this time, more of an urging to keep it going, keep it moving.

    Peter laughs brightly enough that the passing flight attendant, closing the overhead bins above them, grins at the two of them knowingly. The rising sun glints off the tarmac outside of their window, reflecting off of the arced white ceiling of the cabin and back down onto the curling ends of Peter’s hair.

    “Who cares,” he leans into her space again. “I’m on vacation.”

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    It's headcanon that the kid Iron Man saved during the Stark Expo is little Peter Parker. But what if he saved a grown Peter Parker that day? Complete with mask and his vigilante glory.

    The MCU will be a whole lot different, that's for sure.

    In this fic; we respect all three spider-men from the movies and what they represent.

    But we all know Spider-Man PS4 is the superior one.

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    Peter Parker to Wanda Maximoff: when u think abt it z is just a sideways n

    Wanda Maximoff: Peter. It’s 4 in the morning. Please stop

    Peter Parker: zo

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    (The footage is blurry and shaky, clearly filmed by an inexperienced videographer using a cell phone. A close-up of Peter’s terrified face takes up most of the screen. He’s running somewhere outside, during the nighttime, as is evident by the green night vision the video uses.)

    “If I die,” he yells, as he looks over his shoulder, “I’m okay with my body being used as alien sacrifice.”

    [cut]

     

    AREA 51:
    a short film by peter parker.

    --
    or, tony stark is invited to join the illuminati. things progress from there.
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    It’s not possible, not possible, not possible.

    “Pete?”

    It’s a breath of a thing, hopeful and scared and loud in Peter’s ringing ears. Because put all together, the location and the voice and the face, it feels like his feet have been sucked in by the earth and his lungs have been entirely removed from his body.

    He’s looking at a dead man.

    “Might be time to stop drinking, Parker,” he mutters to himself.

    He’s looking at Tony Stark.

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    The rogues are back and Peter certainly doesn’t like that, tired of them, Peter calls them out on their bullshit.
    — mostly not steve and wanda friendly!! trolls are unwelcome!!

    my valentines present is bamf!peter yelling at the rogues :)

    NOTE: i’m not deleting the team cap comments so i can look back and laugh but if it wasn’t obvious this takes place in a kind of alternate universe bc most of the things mentioned didn’t acc happen ^-^

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    -------------------------------------------------------------------
    Dear diary,

    I wanted to kill myself a little bit more today.
    -------------------------------------------------------------------

    Peter is 17 in this

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    Peter and Tony get in trouble for not doing chores.

    Natasha is just there to laugh.

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    After a very close call, Tony is forced to bench Peter from Spider-Man until he understands that there is more to being a hero than always making the self-sacrificial call. However, Peter refuses to sit back knowing that every day he isn't out as Spider-Man someone else in the city is getting hurt. Why can't Mr.Stark understand that?

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    And one time Peter acts like a son.

    In which Peter, with the help of Tony, learns how to drive, survive, share, and - perhaps - how to love again. (Oh, also: he learns how to handle his liquor!)

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    He shuts his eyes and counts, prays for a different nightmare to take him away, so that he never has to feel so hopeful and hopeless all at the same time, over and over again. He wants it to be real, he wants nothing more, but he knows it isn’t, how can it be? Weeks, maybe months have passed in empty rooms full of lies; how can Uncle Rhodey really be here? He can’t be — can he?

    “Peter, buddy, Uncle Rhodey’s here—” No, no he isn’t, don’t lie to me— “he’s gonna get us out, okay? We’re gonna get out of here—” Stop fucking lying to me— “and we’ll go home, okay? We’re going home.” Peter shakes his head. Don’t let them win. None of it’s real. Don’t let them win.

    Peter gets kidnapped. He doesn't know what's real anymore.

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    He was fully aware he should have been embarrassed by Mr. Stark’s antics, but even then, all he could think about was the fact Mr. Stark just called him my kid, and...well, and that’s all that matters.
    [ alternatively: peter goes on a field trip to stark tower, and mr. stark discovers just how much of a dick flash is to peter, and honestly? peter can’t seem to mind. ]

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    It’s nearly three in the morning when Tony Stark’s phone goes off, buzzing against the nightstand before the screen lights up. In the haze of his half-awake state, he manages to make out the blurry shape of Peter’s caller ID, and really wishes this kid would get some goddamn sleep every once in a while.

    With a groan, he puts the phone to his ear, speaking softly to avoid waking Pepper. “Pete,” he says, closing his eyes again. “What’s goin’ on?”

    “We figured it out.” Peter says excitedly. He’s too loud for Tony’s liking.

    “Uh huh.” Tony mumbles. “Congrats. Figured what out, exactly?”

    “Star Wars.” he breathes. “It’s real.”

    Tony pulls the phone away from his ear and hangs up without another thought. “Jesus Christ.” he says, and immediately goes back to sleep.

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    Harley lost his mom and sister in the snap. He spends a few months alone in Tennessee before calling up a healed Tony Stark who has a new prosthetic arm. There's nothing left for Harley in Tennessee, and he doesn't know what Tony can do about it, but surely there's something better to do in the city.

    So he moves to New York. And finds himself an awkward new appendage to a family unit that is functioning pretty well, already. And why is everything Peter does so endearing? God, he's turning into such a sap.

    This is the story of how Harley met Peter, how they became friends, how they became more than friends, and some wacky adventures along the way with plenty of fluff and a smidge of angst. I also might play with some social media formatting in this fic down the road just for shenanigans. This fic will have a little bit of everything. Fluffy Ned&Peter, snarky MJ, pining edgy boys, good parents Tony Stark, Pepper Potts, and May Parker, and a whole lotta love.

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    ”So does Spider-Man have too much on his plate? Or can he attend the first football game of the season with me?” MJ asks softly, and her voice is almost lost in the gushes of wind.

    ”Of course,” Peter responds with a smile.

    She smiles to herself and ducks her head, and he could’ve swore he sees her blush again.

     

    (or: peter and the gang have an interesting conversation at the school dance)

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