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    All Peter wanted was some fresh air.Peace and quite for a bit. In retrospect he should have told people people that he was going to drop off the face of the earth for a while. He DID leave a note granted it was a very vague one, but one none the less. He was ready; he quit his job, got one of his friends to babysit his apartment, got an emergency cellphone, some cash to last him a while, and now he was ready to leave. To where? Who knows! New York will be fine with out him. There are enough superheroes. Now to see a adventure ahead of him.

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    Tony was left alone in a bunker in Siberia, and it was only a matter of hours before Death came for him. Just... not in the way he expected. When offered a chance to become a part of something bigger and better than the Avengers could have ever been, he jumps at the chance.

    With the backing of his new family, new teammates, and old friends, Tony will rise to face the threat that drew the Master of Death's attention to his home world to begin with.

    And if they get into hijinks along the way... Even better.

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    - Spidey, baby-boy, przecież wiem, że mnie kochasz!
    - Nie, ja cię nawet nie lubię.
    - Awww, pajączku, ranisz moje uczucia. Jak tam możesz?
    - Normalnie. Nie jestem gejem.
    - Ale wiesz, że lubienie chłopców nie oznacza od razu, że jesteś gejem? Możesz być bi. Albo pan, tak jak ja.
    - Wiem. Żyjemy w dwudziestym pierwszym wieku, a ja nie mam pięciu lat.
    - No wiem przecież. Jakbyś miał pięć lat, to podchodziłoby to pod pedofilię.
    - Haha, ale śmieszne. Nie. Muszę wracać, tata będzie się denerwował. Do niezobaczenia, Deadpool. A zresztą, kogo ja oszukuję? Prędzej czy później i tak się napatoczysz.

     

    W rolach głównych wsytępują Wade Wilson i Peter Parker, czyli Spideypool według ShariseBraxton! Dużo fluffu, pocałunków i miłości, ale zanim się to pojawi, trzeba przebyć drogę usłaną sarkazmem, ironią, chamstwem i irytacją. No i nie zapominajmy o naszych drogich, nadopiekuńczych Avengersach i mnóstwie nawiązań do popkultury i łamaniu czwartej ściany przez naszego ukochanego Wade'a.

    Opowidanie dostępne również na watppadzie pod linkiem: https://my.w.tt/Gknria6DoT

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    SM: guys my therapist has prescribed me self-care

    SM: she gave me a pamphlet

    SM: It is all bullshit. I need real-life suggestions. Ready go

    DP (´。✪ω✪。´): k what you need is to start a ranch

    SM: she said no hermit or Lotr fantasies

    SM: next

    DP (´。✪ω✪。´): well fuck man

     

    (Peter is confronted with the concept of self-care.)

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    After HYDRA lures Peter into a trap and somehow ends up turning him into a toddler, Tony finds himself taking care of the boy all the while battling HYDRA, the demons that refuse to leave his mind after Thanos's defeat and one very persistently reappearing wizard that he might hate a lot less than he's willing to admit to anyone, even himself.

    Leave it to a one year old and Deadpool to step up and solve everyone's problems (and create a bunch of new ones in the process).

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    Peter’s replaced with his 25-year-old self and the Avengers try to bring their twink back. They learn a lot throughout the whole ordeal. Lots of bonding and revelations ensue.

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    Peter Parker always knew he had been given the short stick in life, and now was no exception. He faces drastic changes in his every day routine when Jonah Jameson lets him go, leaving his finances in a fast downward spiral. Sadly, the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man soon finds himself without a bed, a home or even a phone. With his friends out of state, and his family all but deceased, Spidey has nowhere to go.

    Desperately he tries to get back on his feet, but a strange occurrence of violent crimes breaks out in the city and he finds himself right smack in the middle of it. Can he battle the elements, hunger, and the challenge of homelessness all while trying to save the world? Or will he finally meet his tragic end at the hands of this relentless organization?

    Luckily, someone is watching his back...or maybe just his fine ass.

    (OR)

    Wade finally finds something to spend his money on.

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    Peter and Wade are FWB. One day Wade shows up....looking different.

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    Peter's best friend, Wade, is the polar opposite of him. While Peter is the oldest of the Stark-Rogers clan, he is also the most ignored. Wade understands, and decides that they need a few nights to themselves.

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    In which, Peter and Wade adopt a beautiful little boy whom they love to pieces

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    Literally just me writing cute little short stories about our favorite awkward super-hero, Peter Parker. I can do requests, but it'll take a while for me to get to them. (This is also posted on Quotev) The first few chapters aren't the best...

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    Okay, so here's the deal: Lately, I tend to run into bad-boys that have just the sexiest weapons of all time, all sparkly and shiny and humming with some sort of really arousing energy. Also, there are all those videos popping up on youtube of that guy called Spider-Man performing the sexiest stunts. Since I am not only perfectly in shape (well almost) and deadly, but also have some PI qualities (incredible to find all that in one man, right? thank you very much), I found out that the place of origin of both these sexy things is... Queens!
    Right, Queens, fucking boring Queens... Well, guess I gonna go there and get both.

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    While Spider-Man is in the bathroom, Deadpool babysits a pint-sized Miles Morales and teaches him how to use a gun.

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    Alone

    An overwhelming urge to run away.
    SHIT DOESN'T HAPPEN IN THIS BOOK UNTIL CHAPTER FOUR
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    Everything seemed to be falling apart, May was gone. Everything around him just seemed to be crumbling, cursing at himself knowing if only he had listened to his senses, gotten there faster, maybe he wouldn't be alone.

    As his walls crumble, there was only Tony. The man the boy idolized, looked up to and admired, taking Peter into his home, the compound. Can this man heal the boys shattered heart? Find the monster that was human that killed Peter's aunt, and help him heal.

    (I can't do descriptions)
    so aka

    Peter needs hugs, Tony takes him in, they hunt down the man who killed May and they realize their feelings or each other along the way and Steve is kinda like Peter's older brother.

    aka

    this book contains lots of cuddles, nightmares, kisses and lots of fluff till Tony decides to take his pants off *wink wink*

    (Peter is also 19 and Tony is 40)

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    The Avengers have saved the vanished half of the population, but the chaos and pain of the snap cannot be easily undone and the Universe is still reeling.

    OR

    Five Avengers who grudgingly accept help from Wade Wilson and the one Avenger who was strictly forbidden to

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    Basically a rewrite of the first Deadpool movie mixed with The Amazing Spider-man movies. Or what if Wade had changed his plan and Peter had been the one delivering pizza to Jeremy the stalker.

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    Peters' heart was beating a mile a minute but he somehow kept a cocky grin on his face. “You aren't in any position to be making demands Pool but you're right it is kind of kinky” the boy purred running his needle-sharp nails over the man's firm abdomen.

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    Currently Posted 11/14 chapters

    [Podfic]

    “Peter, is it supposed to be doing that?” One of his students asked him. He looked up to see the industrial-strength magnets he’d collected for this lab trying to crack through the glass between them to be reunited. The glass splintered.

    “Yeah, no. That’s totally fine,” he lied. Then he inconspicuously chased everyone to the corner of the lab, donned a glove, and smashed the glass so that it wouldn’t splinter and stab someone in the eye in its explosion.

    His students cheered.

    He needed a drink.

    (Peter gets called back to the city at the age of 25 to help mitigate the rapidly increasing crime rate. He's in way over his head, so he sets out to re-establish Team Red.)

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    Deadpool and Spider-Man end up in the DC universe cluster. Deadpool procedes to introduce the heroes as off-brand marvel characters. Includes Avengers, X-men, SHIELD characters, and non-heroes.

    It's- it's just crack. It's probably been done before.
    AN: updated based off suggestion from LadyErin. Thx.

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    After Spider-Man Deadpool issue #42

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