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    Homeless and mute after everything Peter has been through, he somehow makes friends with Deadpool, as Spiderman. And then he meets the Avengers, as Peter.

    Or, alternatively: “Spidey and Deadpool: the Mute and the Motormouth” (a title by Deadpool).

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    Peter Benjamin Parker is doing absolutely fine, thank you very much. Each new villain of the week is being handled (maybe sometimes with a little help from Deadpool), school is going... as well as school can go, the Stark Internship is great, and his friends are awesome.
    But then a new villain appears that wears green and rides a flying hawk, and Peter is left feeling like he's missing something.

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    When Peter goes with his class on their first of a series of field trips to Stark Tower to prepare for the Stark Expo everyone gets a big surprise about the family of their favourite punching bag. In each visit afterwards they find out more and more about Peter's life, and become more and more disinclined to mess with him.

     

    (This is a mess guys, I'm sorry)
    *DISCLAIMER!!!!!*
    In the comics Wade is between 28-35 years old, plus the fact that he was cursed by the mistress of death to never age as well as to never die.
    Peter is ***CANONICALLY*** 28 also in the comics.
    that means they are at least the same age and at most 8 years apart
    In this fic I have made Wade somewhere around 3 years older than Peter.
    Peter is 19
    This is adult, legal, and consenting
    Don't come at me, I will fight your ass

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    Spider-Man and Deadpool plan to take out a disgusting pedophile. Deadpool is annoying and Peter exposes some things he probably shouldn't to get what he wants.

    It's honestly all a mess but Peter thinks Wade is cute even if he won't admit it.

    (I suck at summaries but it's a fun time so please read.)

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    in which james barnes is dead, and the winter soldier lives.

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    Wade never forgot about Cunningham, who helped him cope through the weeks of brutal torture that had been used to find his mutation. The least he can do for the guy is make sure his kids are comfortable and safe. And one day, Peter gets a bit too curious for his own good and decides to see where Wade disappears to for sometimes days on end.

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    “He’s Going to kill each and every single one of them, Tony.”

    Tony eyes stare out the large windows, gazing out to the always alive city. He brings up the half finished glass of scotch to bring it to his lips.

    “Let him”

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    Spiders have an odd way of ending up where they’re not wanted. But New York City has its own group of heroes, and its own spider. It doesn’t need another one. He happens to be cuter than the one found creeping around back alleys anyways.

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    Alone

    An overwhelming urge to run away.
    SHIT DOESN'T HAPPEN IN THIS BOOK UNTIL CHAPTER FOUR
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    Everything seemed to be falling apart, May was gone. Everything around him just seemed to be crumbling, cursing at himself knowing if only he had listened to his senses, gotten there faster, maybe he wouldn't be alone.

    As his walls crumble, there was only Tony. The man the boy idolized, looked up to and admired, taking Peter into his home, the compound. Can this man heal the boys shattered heart? Find the monster that was human that killed Peter's aunt, and help him heal.

    (I can't do descriptions)
    so aka

    Peter needs hugs, Tony takes him in, they hunt down the man who killed May and they realize their feelings or each other along the way and Steve is kinda like Peter's older brother.

    aka

    this book contains lots of cuddles, nightmares, kisses and lots of fluff till Tony decides to take his pants off *wink wink*

    (Peter is also 19 and Tony is 40)

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    Wade makes a new unexpected friend.

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    "It’s just a leap of faith. That's all it is."

    (or: Peter B. Parker returns to his New York and actually believes that he won’t mess it up again; not this time, not with him.)

    WARNING: Spoilers for the Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse movie. Read with caution.

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    Peter Parker, an ordinary, nerdy, intelligent boy. He liked Star Wars, he lived with his loving Aunt May, he liked to play the piano to relax after a heavy day of school and watch movies over the weekend huddled with the mother figure of his whole life, laughing and eating pizza. Nothing too great.
    Oh, except he was the son of a god, although he did not know what that meant. But something told him that he would not be the old and normal Peter Parker again.

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    Wade has a kid? Deadpool has a kid?! Peter knocked again. The girl opened the door again, letting it catch on the chain lock. “I’m sorry. I’m a friend of your...dad. I kind of wanted to talk to him. Can I come in?”

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    Spiderman recently convinced SHIELD to allow Deadpool to join the Avengers, they know that the two had been partnering up for years now and it seemed that Spiderman could keep Deadpool in line. What the Avengers, and anyone and everyone else involved didn’t know was that Wade and Peter have been happily married for two years and together for four. Not that they were trying to keep it a secret, it just seemed that every time they tried to tell them, something would get in the way.

    In the end neither Peter nor Wade realized that no one actually knew they were together and simply went about day to day. Thus results in everyone trying to get Peter and Wade to hook up despite them already being together. And so shenanigans ensue

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    Peter parker is a new student at avengers academy and is kinda nervous.

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    Nipple piercings and sounding galore.

    Chapter 1: In which Tony decides to give the whole "dom thing" another go.

    Chapter 2: More piercings. Many conversations. A small celebration of time spent together.

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    Tony frowned under Loki’s hand. “Fine.” He said, eventually, pushing Loki’s hand away. “I think Deadpool had a point.”

     

     

    Loki blinked up at him. “We’re going to talk about Deadpool? Right now?”

     

    “Yes. Because he had a good point. About communication being useful.” He shifted again, returning some of his weight to his arms so that he could press a kiss to Loki’s forehead. “And I’m very aware that I’m just as terrible about it as you are.”

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    What if the Spider-Mans of 2002 (Tobey Maguire), 2012 (Andrew Garfield) and 2016 (Tom Holland) were in the same universe? What if they were family? What if Tobey were Andrew and Tom's dad?


    What if they were the Spider Family?

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    Their dad froze and Andrew ducked around the next isle, not wanting to be dragged into the argument he just knew was going to happen as their dad tried to convince Tom that Spider-Man was better than Iron Man.

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    Peter thinks New York City is the most beautiful place in the world. Wade, who has actually traveled the world, disagrees.

    When the five year anniversary of Peter's old fiance's death rolls around, Wade decides cheer him up by taking Peter on a cross country road trip.

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    "I’ve got Blainers now,” Wade ruffled Blaine’s hair and then wiped his hand on his thigh. “God, you want any more gel or should we just buy you a helmet?”
    “I, uh-”
    “Joking, Blainers, it’s a joke. You’re rich; you’ve probably already got a helmet.”

    Peter introduces Blaine to Deadpool. It goes just about as well as you'd expect it to. Wade is himself. Blaine is awkward. Peter is no help at all.

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