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    After their first sleepover together, four kids who are no longer destined to play a game lay down to sleep. But before they can rest, John Egbert has a question he needs answered.

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    In a spaceship hurtling to an M-Class planet to do hell knows what, a troll girl falls asleep.

    A prologue to the Homestuck Afterwards.

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    When you're Dave, you've got a pretty loose definition of family.

    Sometimes family is your mom-aunt, your uncle-dad, and your cousin-sister. Other times it's your (not) best friend, his girlfriend, your cat, and your dead lizard. Then there's your brother-cousin, your multiple step-dads, your puppet-brother, your dog-brother, and your in-laws.

    When things are that wild, family is family, friends are friends, and friends are family.

    Dave wouldn't have it any other way.

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    You've come a long way, and you spent a great deal of time playing a game that destroyed the only place you once called home. All for a chance to start over, wipe the slate clean, and move on to a new world based on the flimsy promise of a half-cocked plan. But first you have to spent three years with a bunch of jerk teens.

    What will you do?

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    A gamebreaking glitch tore the game session to shreds, right before they reached the end. Dirk Strider was already dead at the time. Temporarily. Which left him to revive in the aftermath. As the Prince of Heart, he doesn't have much experience putting souls back together, only breaking them, but at this point he seems to be the only one who even knows shit is broken.

    He's the last person who'd trust himself with this. Not when he's out of time, out of place, and over his head being responsible for a little brother, a life, and a body his conveniently dead asshole of a splinterself already, thoroughly fucked up.

    AKA: Dirk-as-Bro attempts to figure out wtf happened and how to fix shit, because that's what he does. He's not always right though.

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    Karkat goes to McDonald's but leaves his wallet at home, and Dave is more than happy to buy his boyfriends lunch.

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    Your name is Thomas Zach Strider-Vantas and when you asked for a calm life this is not what you wanted. While you’re flinged into a place that isn’t your home you confide in a troll named Vanill Dakiri who’s presence needs its own name. Delving into family secrets long locked away while also looking into places you shouldn’t it seems like the calm life is not something you were meant to have. If that’s good or bad you’re gonna find out, whether it’s what you want or not.

    — ACTS 1, 2, and 3 all have different characters and remain in second person till ACT 4 and above where they all start to mingle together before coming at a full head —

    Alternate Universes, Parallel Universes, Alternate Selves, Time Shenanigans, Aspects, A New Story, New Villains, Anything you can think of is here. Here’s my own creative spin on the Next Generation AU while also keeping true to the official characters and forming new ones. Of course all official Homestuck Characters belong to Andrew Hussie himself -
    MiAH

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    2/?
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    John's been missing for three years. Dave uses their Pesterlogs as a diary.

    (im just having fun with a random idea i had and experimenting with my writing style)

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    3/?
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    Inspired by the song of the same name by the Studio Killers. Dave and Aradia take Bro’s car for a ride and take advantage of the apartment’s parking garage.

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    the dual perspective of himself and the crow, the strange and twisted walls surrounding him, the hyperawareness as he went forward again and again, the muted pain as he fell to the ground, blood gushing out of veins.

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    Karkat finds his old school bully on Grindr. Dave doesn't know how to shut up.

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    3/?
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    In which Dave confides in Rose about his impending gayness for his best friend John Egbert.

    this is so self indulgent and isn't really special but I thought I should post it because I had it and need to post here. It's cute tho.

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    Rose Lalonde has been having visions for three years. No matter how unexpected they are they always come true. And as she lays in bed, dreaming about the day everything around her burns, she becomes scared of that fact.
    After her guardian's death, Jade Harley decides to leave her island behind. Being the only one aware of the prophecy written in the ancient ruins of her home, she sets out to find the Gods destined to be the world's salvation and destruction.
    (AKA Jade and Rose try to find the other kids to stop a catastrophe and fall in love along the way)

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    The Game was over, wasn't it? It looked like it anyways.
    So what was this... random curve ball Paradox Space threw at them?
    There was literally no way to see it coming, and it just didn't make sense, on so many levels.
    ...
    But that didn't matter yet, did it?
    for now, they all had to... just deal with it. And with the vague deadline that it came with.

    Those were John's thoughts as he absentmindedly played with his new dark green jaw.
    Then, he said, in a voice that wasn't his, "This is just stupid."

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    (Originally posted to a server in the Furthest Ring and recovered by yours truly.)

    A story about Dave Elizabeth Ludacris Snoop Dogg Strider who lives in Texas. To say any more would spoil the story.

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    Rose Lalonde has been receiving anonymous gifts and donations for three years from a sender who dubs himself 'Doc Scratch', and after deleting another cheque, she finally gets a message.

     

    (Originally posted on 22-4-19)

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    While John is preparing the group of kids to go fight Lord English, something Rose says (or doesn't say?) causes the timeline to go differently.

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    9/?
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    Jane is kidnapped from the past and Roxy needs Meenah's help to save her Crocker-tiered friend.

     

    (Originally posted on 16-3-19)

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    tentacleTherapist [TT] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG]

    TT: Have we had the time to properly discuss methods of Classical Conditioning and associative stimuli in the realm of potty training?

    turntechGodhead [TG] blocked tentacleTherapist [TT]

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    In which Dave can't hear anything, Karkat can't hear most things, and they're both caught off guard by small signs of affection.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    36
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    122
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    12
    Hits:
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