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    A tale of standard college woes, told in the sleepy town of Skaia, wherein the Skaia College Sloths reign supreme...

    Dave Strider's band is in trouble, primarily because its original drummer was finally busted for selling close to every known illegal drug, and he's determined to fix it. After all, what's a rock star with no drummer? Unfortunately for him, this will lead to a series of inexplicable and uncool events, which ultimately embroil him in a massive stew of interpersonal bullshit.

    Meanwhile, a group of friends, who have declared themselves the Voltron Gang, engage in run-of-the-mill college antics. Such young adult hedonism will, of course, leave them tangled in a web of plot-related fuckery, because this is a fanfiction.

    Language:
    English
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    27,402
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    202
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    The first years of Karasuno play a dangerous game that isn't volleyball.

    Language:
    English
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    545
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    the realest shit for realest g's.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    645
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    3
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    17
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    Let's check what we've got.

    Teammates: [Yes]
    Time powers: [Yes]
    Planet: [Yes]
    Several Villains: [Yes]
    Plan: [Work in progress]
    A way to win the game: [Debatable]

    [S]==>Dave, time to fix absolutely everything.

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    English
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    89,119
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    86
    Kudos:
    108
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1598
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    Dave was sick of going on excursions with Rose and Jade, as they tended to be menial and boring. But, the newest "adventure" on the girls' list is something that finally piques Dave's interest.

    He should've stayed home.

    Language:
    English
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    9,780
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    149
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    Karkat Vantas: college freshman, human disaster, Esperanto advocate. Karkat has a burning passion, and it is the language Esperanto. In the beginning of his freshman year, he decides to start a club for people interested in learning the language, but saying that his efforts pay off well would be a bit of an exaggeration. But not only is he struggling with his club, but another student keeps following him around the college campus, harassing him, making his life hell. And to be frank, Karkat does not know how much he can take before he snaps.

    You ever wanted to read an educational fanfic? Well, now's your chance. There will be a few short dialogues in Esperanto, but they will be easy to understand, will not be that important to the story, and I will provide translations in the Notes at the end of each chapter.

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    English
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    22,083
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    493
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    Rose Lalonde has just been transfered to a new school, and so far she has been taking the opportunity to rewrite herself. With the help of a new friend group and a short story bringing her closer to her cute lab partner, she manages to become both her edgiest and gayest self to date. All this change doesn't come without a price, though, and between a strained relationship with her mother, second thoughts about her new friends, nostalgia and self-doubt, she'll find it hard to stay in control.

    "this is really good and i relate to rose a lot lmao. The dialogue feels really natural. i wasn't even really in the mood to read fanfiction when i opened this up but it captivated my attention the whole way through anyway."
    -Laurells, on chapter 2

    "THIS IS THE LESBIAM EXPERIENCE"
    -elijah, on chapter 5

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,130
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    Rose toys with forces that have no business being touched.
     

     

    my boy builds coffins for better or worse
    some say its a blessing, some say its a curse
    he fits them together in sunshine or rain
    each one is unique, no two are the same

     

    my boy builds coffins and I think it's a shame
    that when each ones been made, he can't see it again
    he crafts everyone with love and with care
    then its thrown in the ground and it just isn't fair

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,042
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    290
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    DAVE => try not to worry your socks off

    Karkat locks himself into his room and refuses to come out or let anyone in. Dave tries to comfort him to his best ability. Which leads to the boys actually opening up and talking about some personal shit.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    487
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    Dave and co. figure life out, one quiet moment at a time.

    or

    A story about some kids who find their place.

     

    Cause I know a place we could go
    No one has been there, and no one will know
    There it is quiet, forget the violence
    You've tried so hard to ignore

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    87,058
    Chapters:
    20/20
    Comments:
    230
    Kudos:
    349
    Bookmarks:
    52
    Hits:
    3736
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    Terezi Screams. Silence screams back.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    900
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    99
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    Once the train of aimless tree blabber has left the station, you remember why you agreed to meet up in the first place. Leaning forward to sit up properly, you turn to Dave.

    “So,” you say, “what did you want to show me?”

    “Oh! Yeah, I forgot about that, sorry. The topic just fucking strayed from me like some kind of toddler seeing a candy store and waddling away from mom. Chubby little bastard gets me this time. Here.” He plops out one of those music tables onto his lap, and motions for you to come closer.
    -
    (It's music, and along the way they fall in love.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,311
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    121
    Kudos:
    199
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    2211
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    Remembering what used to be, and what can never be again.

    - - -

    AK: I'm so scared that I'll forget
    AK: That I'll wake up one day and poof, I won't remember their names or their faces or their hobbies or even their chumhandles
    AK: So that's this
    AK: So I won't forget
    AK: So I can't

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,023
    Chapters:
    51/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
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    It's been about a year since the big Fast Forward, and sure, things on Earth C aren't perfect for everyone. But they're fine. Really. It's fine. Everything is super fuckin' swell, and that's that.

    It's not like one night is going to change anything.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    67,428
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    184
    Kudos:
    435
    Bookmarks:
    82
    Hits:
    4717
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    let's play hopscotch in malls, let's drive fast with the top down, let's turn up the music as loud as it'll go, let's put a couch on an island in the middle of the freeway and wave at everyone on their way to work, let's hug strangers in parking lots, let's hand out secret messages at traffic lights, let's make lists of all the things that make us smile and tick them off one at a time, the world will carry on without you and me when we're gone, let it carry on without us today

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    English
    Words:
    1,652
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
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    21
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    Captor Tech Support - Rated 4.8 stars.

    Customer Reviews:
    "A Really Helpful And Very Friendly Service 5 Stars"
    "9ne 9f them sent me a virus... 6ut I learnt h9w t9 zip a file s9 I rate them 4 stars."

    Alternate Title: The Captors open a Tech Support Business.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    34,421
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    250
    Kudos:
    218
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    3327
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    Dirk Strider is in over his head. Maybe he's always been in over his head. Maybe becoming engaged to the nephew of a mob boss was a bad idea. Maybe angering the son of a mob boss was a bad idea. Not that he knew any of that. Maybe joining the family is the next logical step.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,403
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    167
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    She was the first person you had confessed your secret too. You had been her first, too, so it seemed natural that you would share this first together as well. Or at least, you hoped it did. You had no other reason as to why you were kneeling on her floor, wringing your hands because you were thinking about how badly you could mess all this up. And there were so many ways this could go wrong. You were in the bedroom of the most popular girl in school, and she wanted to kiss you. It was what all the boys talked about in class, about what Feferi’s bubblegum-pink lips would feel like against theirs; about the curve of her hips and the length of her thighs and the dip between her collar bones. As if they were speaking about some random picture and not a piece of art in the flesh. “Kanaya?”

     

    Lord, please don’t let me mess this up.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,051
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    64
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    karkat gets locked out.

    Things go downhill from there.

    (This is an aside for my fic As Things Happen and will not make sense without it)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,166
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    22
    Hits:
    170
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    jade, dave and karkat figure out how to be in a relationship while being three supremely fucked up people

    note: the rape/underage stuff does not occur in the events of the story, but happened to a central character before the story started and he has flashbacks. chapters that deal heavily with these themes will have warnings in the chapter notes

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    70,352
    Chapters:
    22/22
    Comments:
    123
    Kudos:
    271
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    4470

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