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    In a spaceship hurtling to an M-Class planet to do hell knows what, a troll girl falls asleep.

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    It's not usual for the three leaves of an auspisticism to live together, but that's not what's driving Tavros to distraction. The romance is fine. They're very solid in their relationship.

    It's more the fact that apparently neither one of his housemates slash quadrant-partners have a clue about cleaning.

    Kanaya hoards fabric and Sollux sees nothing wrong with servers dripping honey into the carpet.

    Tavros hopes that a tv series about a human female and the life changing art of tidying will change the way they all live and save his sanity.

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    1/?
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    Your name is Dave Strider, and you’ve just been rejected by John Egbert.

    John breaks Dave's heart and inadvertently sets off a chain of events that will alter a lifelong friendship forever.

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    10/?
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    820
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    2/?
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    After hearing about a Mysterious Creature at school, Dave and Rose team up with classmates John and Jade to search for excitement in the woods. From there, the town's mysteries seem to appear out of nowhere.

    A story of bonding between four surprisingly lonely kids and the hi-jinks they get up to in the name of scientific discovery and friendship.

    Or, what happens when the author wants friendship bonding times mixed with supernatural tropes (no affiliation with the TV show, though).

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    10/129
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    62
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    6
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    666
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    Dave is crazy about Karkat. But lately, it hasn't been the usual head-over-heels-in-love crazy. Rather, Dave has been driving himself up the wall trying to plan out the perfect way to propose to the person who is best thing that's ever happened to him. Can any of his friends help him remember that Karkat would agree to marry him if Dave proposed in a public restroom with a plastic ring?

    Written for the Homestuck New Beginnings Big Bang. Art by DumbStreetCat, Triccksy, and Angel-Bitez.

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    1/1
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    39
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    325
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    Dirk and John help Kanaya out with a fashion project. That's it.

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    1/1
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    5
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    28
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    161
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    While away from home on a training trip with his city's threshecutioner troop, Karkat finds himself missing his moirail. (Or, the one wherein there's a full pesterlog dedicated to the pale equivalent of cybersex between two sappy moirails.)

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    8
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    3
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    It's hard being a kid and no one understands. Except it's not just the kids having problems, and everyone understands.

    Dave's living off campus, Rose is back on her feet, Roxy's got too much on her plate, and Dirk has no idea what's coming. Friendships change, relationships grow, and The Mayor's friendship remains a universal constant.

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    34,269
    Chapters:
    6/?
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    11
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    Somewhere in the vastness of nonexistences that is the Furthest Ring, the remains of a golden battleship and a meteor lab drift endlessly. The eleven trolls, four kids, and innumerable game constructs aboard this mess have passed out of canon for eternity to a doomed and uncertain future, surrounded by nothing but unfathomable terrors, cracks in space and time, and bubbles of their dead alternate selves. A situation ripe for drama.

    But Equius Zahhak has more important things to worry about than that! Because the once-safe meteor has become afflicted by a greater evil than timeline machinations or angels of destruction. It has claimed his morail, his teammates, and the humans. Only a few brave souls are left to stand up against the whimsical scourge, the frivolous merriment, the 100dicrous shenanigans...of roleplaying.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    The End of the Epilogues didn't feel complete but we don't know anything about what is coming next. This sad state of affairs is going to be changes by yours truly. I present The Homestuck Afterwords! A continuation about what happens AFTER the Epilogues. This duology of Homestuck Fan Fiction can be read in any order weather Candy or Meat. They will be updated one chapter per side (or not if I feel like adding one or more chapter at a time). This is intended to be the same work regardless of how the number of the series is displayed.
    For your convenience I will be placing links to each of the corresponding chapters and the next equivalence so that you may read this however you want. For example: Start with Candy 1 -> Meat 1 -> Candy 2 -> Meat 2 or vise versa. Or just read each straight through.
    This will be an ongoing project and as I'm shitballs terrible when it comes to planning for writing, the schedule is currently up in the air.
    I have no idea will go. Enjoy!

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    Chapters:
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    The impending end of civilization on Earth, Rose, Dave, and a connection that transcends a reboot of the universe.

    Totally normal shit and not at all weird and convoluted as fuck. Yeah.

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    116,653
    Chapters:
    6/9
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    884
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    You've come a long way, and you spent a great deal of time playing a game that destroyed the only place you once called home. All for a chance to start over, wipe the slate clean, and move on to a new world based on the flimsy promise of a half-cocked plan. But first you have to spent three years with a bunch of jerk teens.

    What will you do?

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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    45
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    78
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    538
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    tentacleTherapist [TT] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG]

    TT: Have we had the time to properly discuss methods of Classical Conditioning and associative stimuli in the realm of potty training?

    turntechGodhead [TG] blocked tentacleTherapist [TT]

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    Chapters:
    2/7
    Comments:
    4
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    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    165
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    A dead Dave turns the psychoanalytic tables on Rose, trying to get her to remember the circumstances surrounding his death, and to help her understand who she really is along the way. As Rose remembers more and more, other dream ghosts enter the same bubble, each adding their own, often conflicting, perspectives on the disastrous root timeline from which they all branched. It's up to her to find some sense in it all.

    Largely canon-compliant in-game fic exploring familiar Homestuck themes such as identity and memory, through variations on the GAME OVER timeline from the meteor kids' perspective(s). For those looking for this sort of thing, this is the thing you're looking for. Shameless Rosemary pandering without apologies. Updates whenever the hell I feel like it, which will be at least once a week. Tags will be added as characters and themes develop; see chapter 27 notes for discussion of archive warnings. Comments very welcome!

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    60,396
    Chapters:
    33/?
    Comments:
    113
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    90
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1242
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    When Feferi tells Eridan to make some new friends, he gets blocked by everyone. Except Nepeta. What starts as a reluctant friendship will eventually change into something much more complicated

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    1/3
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    Once the train of aimless tree blabber has left the station, you remember why you agreed to meet up in the first place. Leaning forward to sit up properly, you turn to Dave.

    “So,” you say, “what did you want to show me?”

    “Oh! Yeah, I forgot about that, sorry. The topic just fucking strayed from me like some kind of toddler seeing a candy store and waddling away from mom. Chubby little bastard gets me this time. Here.” He plops out one of those music tables onto his lap, and motions for you to come closer.
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    (It's music, and along the way they fall in love.)

    Language:
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    27,762
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    173
    Kudos:
    335
    Bookmarks:
    50
    Hits:
    3896
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    inspired by the “spam is good actually” conversation i have had with every one of my non polynesian friends, presented as a short dialogue-centric fic in the only way my awful, awful monkey brain knows how

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    English
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    600
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    64
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    A mysterious hotspot has ignited on the Lost Light, and the 'bots that emerge from the sparks are anything but blank slates. They are in fact transplants from another universe, reborn into Cybertronian frames after a confluence of highly improbable events. Now free from the influence of a nefarious puppet master, how will they adapt to their new world? And how will their new world adapt to them?

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    English
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    7,259
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    393
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    Sometimes you just need to organise a real motherfucking mirthful larva emergence day party for your kismesis.

    Don't forget to invite all your friends. ;o)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29,100
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    420

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