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    A dead Dave turns the psychoanalytic tables on Rose, trying to get her to remember the circumstances surrounding his death, and to help her understand who she really is along the way. As Rose remembers more and more, other dream ghosts enter the same bubble, each adding their own, often conflicting, perspectives on the disastrous root timeline from which they all branched. It's up to her to find some sense in it all.

    Largely canon-compliant in-game fic exploring familiar Homestuck themes such as identity and memory, through variations on the GAME OVER timeline from the meteor kids' perspective(s). For those looking for this sort of thing, this is the thing you're looking for. Shameless Rosemary pandering without apologies. Updates highly irregularly. Tags will be added as characters and themes develop. Underage warning is for non-explicit mentions of out-of-scene activity in chs 27, 29, 31. Comments very welcome!

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    Chapters:
    46/?
    Comments:
    220
    Kudos:
    149
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
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    It's Christmas Day and Dave Strider confesses to Karkat Vantas with his specialty—a rap.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    5
    Hits:
    29
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    If you asked him, Eridan's greatest desire would be "for everyone to want to go out wwith me". Unfortunately for the world, he gains the power to make it happen. As logic takes hold, Eridan begins to regret his decision, but can anything be done? One shot.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    13
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    Roxy Lalonde has a fight with her friends one night because she was drunk. Embarrassed and ashamed, Roxy sulks and avoids her friends, until a funny fish troll tries and succeeds to cheer her up.
    Eridan Ampora has anger issues and isolates himself from his friends. He sees a human girl with an expression he is all too familiar with.
    Roxy and Eridan explore the confusing territory of troll-human relations and moirallegiance, while dealing with their own issues and romantic endeavers together.

    Updates every Friday.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    43,400
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    902
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    When Dave Strider hits 21 and his love life is not bustling like a retail store on Christmas Eve due to some live communication issues, he decides to try out his sister Rose’s recommendation for a dating app. It’s a somewhat sketchy site, but he stumbles upon an interesting profile and is accidentally catfished into a crush on a grumpy troll.

    TL;DR: Karkat accidentally catfishes Dave.

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    Words:
    33,820
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    100
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1203
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    You look into the mirror to find your own face looking back at you. You laugh. And then you cry. Last, you try and figure out how you got to this moment.

    The Auto-Responder had long since resigned himself to an artificial existence, his only dwindling hope for escape hinging on a promise that has yet to be fulfilled. Then one day he wakes up, Dirk nowhere to be found.

    What's the point in getting what you want, if you can't show off a little?

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    Words:
    104,102
    Chapters:
    33/?
    Comments:
    383
    Kudos:
    411
    Bookmarks:
    89
    Hits:
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    In a sporadic and detrimental path of extremely bad and continuously worse decisions made by a young man's parents and him, and to his unknowingly dickbag behaviour contributing to the already breaking apart, weakly glued together marriage of his step-paps and Mother in the year 2020 with the plague of Mitch being so minimal in impact to society that it never reached it's infamous effects to the fullest-

    -It spectacularly ends up with him on an airport bench, being told by some delusional hobo to get off it, with his essentials plus Honey Stars and 2 laptops of varying functionality in his stolen backpack, though as tradition, things escalate and naturally, the young man ends up in a place he does not like, very, very much.

    Now he would really like and love it if fucking John Egbert stops yappy-messaging his friends about him ending up on the inside of his room, in the very, very tall house that does not qualify as a house at all.

    Series
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    English
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    7,175
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    94
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    Home to the lost, the desperate and the hopeless, Neo City is a cold and heartless place, the neon-lit refuse heap of the universe. Mighty heroes and villains - Powers, everyone calls them - fight for control of the city, but someone’s got to look after the little guy and that duty falls to you. With your trusty sidekick the Seer of Doom at your side, you sort out the missing people, the burning buildings, the muggings, even the cats stuck up artificial trees when you have to. But tonight you have bitten off more than you can chew. It’s not about saving someone any more. A monster who feeds on the innocent is getting bolder and stronger, and the fate of the entire city depends on you stopping them.

    (It is inconsequential that you wish to remain a small-scale hero, Joey. You have a purpose in all of this—you are the lead dancer in the cruel ballet of Fate, if you will—and I can’t have you hiding from the spotlight forever.)

    Language:
    English
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    104,167
    Chapters:
    30/?
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    118
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1889
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    After hearing about a Mysterious Creature at school, Dave and Rose team up with classmates John and Jade to search for excitement in the woods. From there, the town's mysteries seem to appear out of nowhere.

    A story of bonding between four surprisingly lonely kids and the hi-jinks they get up to in the name of scientific discovery and friendship.

    Or, what happens when the author wants friendship bonding times mixed with supernatural tropes (no affiliation with the TV show, though).

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    Chapters:
    20/129
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
    116
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    2366
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    A brief conversation between rust and royalty.

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    1,286
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    5
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    102
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    19
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    It's just to bitches and some mayo, move on. Don't say two girls one cup jokes, i will water board you with mayo, don't test me.

    Language:
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    Words:
    414
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    6
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    Karkat thought this summer vacation with John would be a chance to get away from it all.

    Dave thought that this new island would provide a safe home for his family.

    Funny things happen when the two of them meet.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    106,581
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    324
    Kudos:
    392
    Bookmarks:
    69
    Hits:
    5945
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    Skeppy is an indigo-blooded troll who really wants to meet his moiral in real life.
    Bad is a hemoanon who is really nervous about what might come of this.

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    would be handy to have a little knowledge of homestuck but i provided a brief overview of the confusing things in the notes

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,597
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    118
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    Nepeta's crush, Karkat, tells her to try asking out his friend-of-a-friend, Feferi. Nepeta is bothered at first, but decides to talk with Feferi anyway. What does Nepeta have in mind? One shot.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
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    Magic isn't real. Every troll knows this. You can't say funny words and make things happen. Draw funny symbols in blood and change the nature of the canvas. Just stories lusii tell their charges so that reality doesn't seem so unrelentingly harsh.

    Because, if magic was real, if there was an entire caste that could use it, wouldn't history have gone down differently?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,323
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    59
    Kudos:
    93
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1070
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    Feferi's interested in Nepeta and she isn't afraid to admit it. Can Nepeta handle this sudden romantic assault?? One shot.

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    1,971
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
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    28
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    Dave invites Karkat over to his room in the meteor to ask each other a series of 36 questions that he found on the internet. The thing is, these questions get even more personal as they progress, and in the end they're supposed to make the participants fall in love with each other. Neither believes they'll work, but it's a way to pass time to them.

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    This is based on the "36 questions that lead to love" that inspired the podcast/musical titled 36 Questions. I recommend the musical to those who enjoy them, since it's a good listen.

    Also, this work is like 95% dialogue. I do describe important bits (or what I deem important) but I like to think that what they're doing is up to the reader!

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    English
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    6,917
    Chapters:
    4/5
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    119
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    930
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    dirk has a stressful day and locks himself in his room. his a.i. decides to bother him about his feelings.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,225
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    96
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    An alien crashing into his backyard was the last thing Dave was expecting when he woke up that morning.

    Well, correction:

    The last thing he expected was to fall in love with it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,395
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    508

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