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    The Ancestors finally get the GroupChat they've always wanted.

    Or should I say, Group Chats, because they have so many.

    Obviously, this is going to go up in flames.

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/12
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    401
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    Your name is Edward Elric, and you've never known your parents, and you never really cared to know. Unfortunately you might not get a say in the matter.

    Language:
    English
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    7,203
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
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    6
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    88
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    A dead Dave turns the psychoanalytic tables on Rose, trying to get her to remember the circumstances surrounding his death, and to figure out who she is along the way.

    Language:
    English
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    5,908
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    130
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    Dave has to confess something really important to Karkat.

    It's not going very well.

    Language:
    English
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    2,821
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    203
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    i wouldnt care if i had to stop being the dave of guy to be happy like that

    Language:
    English
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    1,855
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    223
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    Karkat Vantas has come back to live in Sburbtown after a few years of living overseas. However, the circumstances of his return are not happy, and he has given up on a part of his family.

    Series
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    English
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    8,190
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    30
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    a collection of short things I've written for my various fantrolls. This particular collection is all written within a time span of a few days in their timeline, hopping from one troll to another as you encounter them. It sort of drops you into their story impromptu, but things should become a little easier to understand as you read.
    I try to stay a little faithful to troll terminology at least in descriptions if not dialogue, but a lot of dialogue and narrative utilizes English human colloquialisms and concepts; I may come back and change those if I have the chance, but currently I don't know if I'll get a chance to edit that thoroughly. please bear with me.
    *Archive warnings, tags and pairs might change as I develop more 'chapters', since this isn't following a specific plot but sort of wanders in and out of each troll's life. That said, I don't expect there to be any major changes that would affect something such as rating. warnings that should apply will be listed at the beginning of each chapter.

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    English
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    10,210
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    52
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    Universes will be torn apart. Worlds will collide. People will be slain. Everything that you once knew will be turned upside down. Thanks to game shenanigans and plot convenience, seven worlds will meet. What will happen? Only the game knows.

    And possibly a few omniscient dimensional beings here and there.

    Rated T for swearing and violence. Very few ships besides the canon ones. Please rate and review as needed.

    Language:
    English
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    2,826
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    105
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    Rose fucks with forces she doesn't understand.

     

    Oh, you fool, there are rules I am coming for you
    Darkness brings evil things, oh, the reckoning begins

     

    I tried to warn you when you were a child
    I told you not to get lost in the wild
    I sent omens and all kinds of signs
    I taught you melodies, poems, and rhymes

     

     

    the horrors of the game told through only pesterlogs/dialogue

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,467
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    203
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    All pesterlogs and shit that are and/or will become canon in the actual story, should I feel like it

    Starts with beta kids (V3 Cast), then Alpha and Omega kids (DR:THH and DR2 Cast), with the inclusion of some of the Guardians (Post and Pre-Scratch kids).

    Also, try not to get attached to pairings in this! Some do not last, due to unfortunate circumstances and what not.

    If you ARE curious on what stays, please feel free to comment and ask! I would very much appreciate it!

    Series
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    English
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    3,093
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    33
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    Your name is Dirk Lalonde, you are the head robotics engineer of Crocker Laboratories of the mighty Crocker Corporation. You are friends with it's heiress and a loving, respected big brother to three other siblings. You have just met the most infuriating man you have ever known, he looks almost just like you.

    You decided you want him.


    Your name is Hal Strider, you used to be shades but now you are half-organic and in a new world with your new 'brothers' who are in the same situation as you. Striders do not exist in this world, this changes with you and your brothers. You have just met the Dirk of this world, he looks the same but he's entirely different.

    You decided you hate him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,956
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    114
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    Karkat is starting his senior year of highschool and meets one of his soulmates, Dave Strider.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,440
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    894
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    Karkat Vantas: college freshman, human disaster, Esperanto advocate. Karkat has a burning passion, and it is the language Esperanto. In the beginning of his freshman year, he decides to start a club for people interested in learning the language, but saying that his efforts pay off well would be a bit of an exaggeration. But not only is he struggling with his club, but another student keeps following him around the college campus, harassing him, making his life hell. And to be frank, Karkat does not know how much he can take before he snaps.

    You ever wanted to read an educational fanfic? Well, now's your chance. There will be a few short dialogues in Esperanto, but they will be easy to understand, will not be that important to the story, and I will provide translations in the Notes at the end of each chapter.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,221
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    62
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    790
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    Strange occurrences have been happening, stranger than the norm. Has wind ever been so strong, and has time ever slowed down like this?
    It’s strange, and Dipper doesn’t know how to feel about it.

    (inspired by AwesomeWriterOfNerds, who got me into Mystery Kids in the first place.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    534
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    108
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    Home to the lost, the desperate and the hopeless, Neo City is a cold and heartless place, the neon-lit refuse heap of the universe. Mighty heroes and villains - Powers, everyone calls them - fight for control of the city, but someone’s got to look after the little guy and that duty falls to you. With your trusty sidekick the Seer of Doom at your side, you sort out the missing people, the burning buildings, the muggings, even the cats stuck up artificial trees when you have to. But tonight you have bitten off more than you can chew. It’s not just about saving a life any more. A monster who feeds on the innocent is getting bolder and stronger, and the fate of the entire city depends on you stopping them.

    (It is inconsequential that you wish to remain a small-scale hero, Joey. You have a purpose in all of this - you are the lead dancer in the cruel ballet of Fate, if you will - and I can’t have you hiding from the spotlight forever.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    45,082
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    810
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    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    853
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    220
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    Dave: do you want me to cast bestow curse on your dick
    Dave: is that what you want me to do because ill do it
    Dave: ill burn a spell slot i dont even care

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,650
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    201
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    Based on a tumblr post by unintelligible-screaming in which Dave has a YouTube channel where he reviews random things, and Karkat binge watches his videos in an exhausted state at three am. Karkat then proceeds to send Dave a ten-page rant about how his channel is weird and confusing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    74,867
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    122
    Kudos:
    535
    Bookmarks:
    66
    Hits:
    5556
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    Kinky fic(let) a day, for all of October.

    *slaps the roof* You can fit so many ships in this thing.

    You can find the list over here.

    1. Deep-throating
    2. Ass worship
    3. Sensory deprivation - Knifeplay
    4. Dacryphilia (Tears) (Warning: Dub-con)
    5. Feederism
    6. Daddy - Cock worship
    7. Aphrodisiacs
    8. Blood - Hate-fucking
    9. Titfucking - Sthenolagnia (Musces/Strength) - Bondage - Lingerie
    10. Hairpulling
    11. Object insertion
    12. Licking - Pet Play
    13. Gags - Creampie
    14. Asphyxiation
    15. Intercrural Sex - Uniforms
    16. Nipple Play - Body Worship
    17. Masturbation - Seduction
    18. Xenophilia
    19. Formal Wear
    20. Dirty Talk
    21. Bukkake
    22. Impact Play
    23. Scars - Shibari
    24. Shower/Bath
    25. Boot Worship
    26. Lactation
    27. Exhibitionism/Voyeurism - Degradation (Warning: Non-consensual voyeurism, consent issues)
    28. Omorashi - Humiliation
    29. Sleepy Sex
    30. Stockings/Tights/Pantyhose
    31. Role Reversal - Edge Play - Size Difference

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    31,894
    Chapters:
    31/31
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    123
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    7047
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    The Gang play Minecraft.

    Shenanigans inevitably ensue.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,160
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    113
    Kudos:
    127
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1468

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