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    A dead Dave turns the psychoanalytic tables on Rose, trying to get her to remember the circumstances surrounding his death, and to help her understand who she really is along the way. As Rose remembers more and more, other dream ghosts enter the same bubble, each adding their own, often conflicting, perspectives on the disastrous root timeline from which they all branched. It's up to her to find some sense in it all.

    Largely canon-compliant in-game fic exploring variations on the GAME OVER timeline from the meteor kids' perspective(s). For those looking for this sort of thing, this is the thing you're looking for. Blends sadstuck, feels jams, intermittent Dave rambles, and shameless Rosemary pandering without apologies. Tags will be added as characters and themes develop. Comments very welcome!

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    Chapters:
    20/?
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    48
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    54
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    4
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    (I believe) I wrote this... mASTERPIECE... in 2017 as well. ;-;

    Before you read this, keep in mind I was incredibly depressed and I was self-harming when I wrote this.. This was probably written as a way of venting. :/

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    1/1
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    Takashi Shirogane heads Base Zero, the last safe haven of mankind following the invasion of the bloodthirsty alien race, known as the Trolls. Supplies are dwindling, morale is getting lower by the second, and, after nearly two decades of continuous warfare, all hope seems lost.

    On the other side of the war, a small group of Trolls, known as the Beta Sector, have grown disillusioned with the war efforts. They resolve to leave behind their bloodthirsty species and join the Humans.

    I have no fucking clue where, exactly, this is going.

    (The main ships are DaveKat and Klance, but, if a character is tagged, they’re not just there as background. Everyone tagged is going to get a significant role, as long as I actually finish this one.)

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    3/?
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    4
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    1
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    Your name is Dirk Lalonde, you are the head robotics engineer of Crocker Laboratories of the mighty Crocker Corporation. You are friends with it's heiress and a loving, respected big brother to three other siblings. You have just met the most infuriating man you have ever known, he looks almost just like you.

    You decided you want him.


    Your name is Hal Strider, you used to be shades but now you are half-organic and in a new world with your new 'brothers' who are in the same situation as you. Striders do not exist in this world, this changes with you and your brothers. You have just met the Dirk of this world, he looks the same but he's entirely different.

    You decided you hate him.

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    2/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    278
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    Here's a Davekat pesterlog from.. 2017...

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    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    63
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    "TG: okay while i entirely respect that reaction
    TG: consider
    TG: ...
    CG: DO NOT.
    TG: kinky"

    or, as per the original title, dave crytypes and karkat loses it.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Tiny ficlets written in response to various prompts.

    27) You hit rock bottom as soon as you stop digging. 26) Rose would be the first to admit she was skeptical of Jade's efforts to introduce all her friends to each other. 25) Dr. Lalonde recruits for Skaia Labs. 24) In which Dave is fed up with John and Terezi's bullshit. 23) Heat versus humidity. 22) They say the Lady of Luck and the Lady of Death were not always the only gods. 21) Aradia considers idiosyncratic methods of caretaking. 20) Dirk contemplates loneliness.

    19) In the first year on the meteor, Rose alchemized a pair of friendship rings. 18) Technically speaking, Rose is a Sagittarius. 17) No regrets at the end of the world. 16) Cardhenge and its implications for Can Town. 15) Kanaya is fairly sure her neighbors consider her a cryptid. 14) War is kind. 13) Calliope considers her other self. 12) Even in the depths of slavery, the Dolorosa spins might-have-beens; the Demoness knows better. 11) Rose courts Kanaya via magnetic poetry and bad memes. 10) But why frogs, really?

    [Full contents inside]

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    Chapters:
    27/27
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    189
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1969
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    a hint of story drowning in a lot of meaningless babble, stylized as one long pesterlog.

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    1/1
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    11
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    1
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    A tale of standard college woes, told in the sleepy town of Skaia, wherein the Skaia College Sloths reign supreme...

    Dave Strider's band is in trouble, primarily because its original drummer was finally busted for selling close to every known illegal drug, and he's determined to fix it. After all, what's a rock star with no drummer? Unfortunately for him, this will lead to a series of inexplicable and uncool events, which ultimately embroil him in a massive stew of interpersonal bullshit.

    Meanwhile, a group of friends, who have declared themselves the Voltron Gang, engage in run-of-the-mill college antics. Such young adult hedonism will, of course, leave them tangled in a web of plot-related fuckery, because this is a fanfiction.

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    43,327
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    418
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    You're pretty sure the lot of you were always destined to be background characters in the story of the universe. Which, yanno, fair enough— you guess you all probably aren't that interesting.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    4
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    None of this feels right, you decide. None of this feels right, and you honest-to-god don't know what to do about it.

    You just wanted to play a game.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    4
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    36
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    Just a collection fic where I'll be posting drabbles of my fantrolls, primarily as a way for me to practice writing, but also just for fun.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    39
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    Demon hunter Jane Crocker has been sent on a job pursuing rumors of demon in an abandoned laboratory. Will she complete her job? Or will she find something more?

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
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    Karkat Vantas: college freshman, human disaster, Esperanto advocate. Karkat has a burning passion, and it is the language Esperanto. In the beginning of his freshman year, he decides to start a club for people interested in learning the language, but saying that his efforts pay off well would be a bit of an exaggeration. But not only is he struggling with his club, but another student keeps following him around the college campus, harassing him, making his life hell. And to be frank, Karkat does not know how much he can take before he snaps.

    You ever wanted to read an educational fanfic? Well, now's your chance. There will be a few short dialogues in Esperanto, but they will be easy to understand, will not be that important to the story, and I will provide translations in the Notes at the end of each chapter.

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    English
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    31,606
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    70
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    920
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    Karkat gives relationship advice taken from shitty novels to his boyfriends.

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    208
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    52
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    **NO KNOWLEDGE OF HOMESTUCK REQUIRED FOR THIS FIC**
    Your name is Edward Elric, and you've never known your parents, and you never really cared to know. Unfortunately, you might not get a say in the matter.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
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    8
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    A series of transcribed conversations about troll romance and troll romance adjacent topics. Part podcast, part Dear Delilah column.

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    1/?
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    Meme prompt.

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

    Warbound Widow also now has a TV tropes page

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    Hits:
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    Your name is ZOOEY, and you and three of your friends are about to play a GAME together. It is a GAME that may well have been played by the ASTRALS before you, and by playing it, you may change the fate of the entire WORLD.

    You are not afraid of this.

    (A completely unironic Granblue/Homestuck AU. Involves the collision of multiple canon-divergent and non-canon alternate universes, a proliferation of past and future Sandalphons, and the players' inevitable struggles, trials, and resulting growth.)

    Language:
    English
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    9,813
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    123
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    Based on a tumblr post by unintelligible-screaming in which Dave has a YouTube channel where he reviews random things, and Karkat binge watches his videos in an exhausted state at three am. Karkat then proceeds to send Dave a ten-page rant about how his channel is weird and confusing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    79,471
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    126
    Kudos:
    553
    Bookmarks:
    67
    Hits:
    5864

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