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    dave finna try to die and karkat is all like excuse me what the fuck

     

    overall: bad writing and only some ok-ish dialogue among certain characters. flow is shit and descriptions are lengthy-ish and dramatic. trigger warnings will be kept in the summary of each chapter, so please pay attention to that so i don't upset anyone with content in the fic. format? shit.

    lots of editing going on here check for updates

    Language:
    English
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    867
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    46
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    A tale of standard college woes, told in the sleepy town of Skaia, wherein the Skaia College Sloths reign supreme...

    Dave Strider's band is in trouble, primarily because its original drummer was finally busted for selling close to every known illegal drug, and he's determined to fix it. After all, what's a rock star with no drummer? Unfortunately for him, this will lead to a series of inexplicable and uncool events, which ultimately embroil him in a massive stew of interpersonal bullshit.

    Meanwhile, a group of friends, who have declared themselves the Voltron Gang, engage in run-of-the-mill college antics. Such young adult hedonism will, of course, leave them tangled in a web of plot-related fuckery, because this is a fanfiction.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,896
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    239
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    Dave was sick of going on excursions with Rose and Jade, as they tended to be menial and boring. But, the newest "adventure" on the girls' list is something that finally piques Dave's interest.

    He should've stayed home.

    Language:
    English
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    18,053
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    276
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    Let's check what we've got.

    Teammates: [Yes]
    Time powers: [Yes]
    Planet: [Yes]
    Several Villains: [Yes]
    Plan: [Work in progress]
    A way to win the game: [Debatable]

    [S]==>Dave, time to fix absolutely everything.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    121,980
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    109
    Kudos:
    142
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1949
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    Karkat is starting his senior year of highschool and meets one of his soulmates, Dave Strider.

    Language:
    English
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    3,749
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    230
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    Meme prompt.

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

    Warbound Widow also now has a TV tropes page

    Language:
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    443,339
    Chapters:
    51/53
    Comments:
    1509
    Kudos:
    986
    Bookmarks:
    155
    Hits:
    26311
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    Based on a tumblr post by unintelligible-screaming in which Dave has a YouTube channel where he reviews random things, and Karkat binge watches his videos in an exhausted state at three am. Karkat then proceeds to send Dave a ten-page rant about how his channel is weird and confusing.

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    English
    Words:
    72,652
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    118
    Kudos:
    508
    Bookmarks:
    64
    Hits:
    5078
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    Vriska likes Karkat. In a flushed sort of way.
    And Karkat just might be warming up to her.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,510
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    73
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    The first years of Karasuno play a dangerous game that isn't volleyball.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    545
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
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    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    66
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    Karkat Vantas: college freshman, human disaster, Esperanto advocate. Karkat has a burning passion, and it is the language Esperanto. In the beginning of his freshman year, he decides to start a club for people interested in learning the language, but saying that his efforts pay off well would be a bit of an exaggeration. But not only is he struggling with his club, but another student keeps following him around the college campus, harassing him, making his life hell. And to be frank, Karkat does not know how much he can take before he snaps.

    You ever wanted to read an educational fanfic? Well, now's your chance. There will be a few short dialogues in Esperanto, but they will be easy to understand, will not be that important to the story, and I will provide translations in the Notes at the end of each chapter.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    507
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    Rose Lalonde has just been transfered to a new school, and so far she has been taking the opportunity to rewrite herself. With the help of a new friend group and a short story bringing her closer to her cute lab partner, she manages to become both her edgiest and gayest self to date. All this change doesn't come without a price, though, and between a strained relationship with her mother, second thoughts about her new friends, nostalgia and self-doubt, she'll find it hard to stay in control.

    "this is really good and i relate to rose a lot lmao. The dialogue feels really natural. i wasn't even really in the mood to read fanfiction when i opened this up but it captivated my attention the whole way through anyway."
    -Laurells, on chapter 2

    "THIS IS THE LESBIAM EXPERIENCE"
    -elijah, on chapter 5

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,130
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    706
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    Rose toys with forces that have no business being touched.
     

     

    my boy builds coffins for better or worse
    some say its a blessing, some say its a curse
    he fits them together in sunshine or rain
    each one is unique, no two are the same

     

    my boy builds coffins and I think it's a shame
    that when each ones been made, he can't see it again
    he crafts everyone with love and with care
    then its thrown in the ground and it just isn't fair

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,057
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    320
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    When Sburb is more or less beaten, Bro's life takes a turn for the ... interesting.

    (TG: provide a juggalo with regular deepdickings or downtown houston will die)

    And increasingly pornographic.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,054
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    464
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    DAVE => try not to worry your socks off

    Karkat locks himself into his room and refuses to come out or let anyone in. Dave tries to comfort him to his best ability. Which leads to the boys actually opening up and talking about some personal shit.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,834
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    614
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    Dave and co. figure life out, one quiet moment at a time.

    or

    A story about some kids who find their place.

     

    Cause I know a place we could go
    No one has been there, and no one will know
    There it is quiet, forget the violence
    You've tried so hard to ignore

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    87,058
    Chapters:
    20/20
    Comments:
    233
    Kudos:
    361
    Bookmarks:
    56
    Hits:
    4003
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    Summary

    Terezi Screams. Silence screams back.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    900
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    138
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    Once the train of aimless tree blabber has left the station, you remember why you agreed to meet up in the first place. Leaning forward to sit up properly, you turn to Dave.

    “So,” you say, “what did you want to show me?”

    “Oh! Yeah, I forgot about that, sorry. The topic just fucking strayed from me like some kind of toddler seeing a candy store and waddling away from mom. Chubby little bastard gets me this time. Here.” He plops out one of those music tables onto his lap, and motions for you to come closer.
    -
    (It's music, and along the way they fall in love.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,311
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    121
    Kudos:
    206
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    2310
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    Summary

    Remembering what used to be, and what can never be again.

    - - -

    AK: I'm so scared that I'll forget
    AK: That I'll wake up one day and poof, I won't remember their names or their faces or their hobbies or even their chumhandles
    AK: So that's this
    AK: So I won't forget
    AK: So I can't

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,023
    Chapters:
    51/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    159
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    It's been about a year since the big Fast Forward, and sure, things on Earth C aren't perfect for everyone. But they're fine. Really. It's fine. Everything is super fuckin' swell, and that's that.

    It's not like one night is going to change anything.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    67,428
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    186
    Kudos:
    460
    Bookmarks:
    84
    Hits:
    4980
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    Summary

    let's play hopscotch in malls, let's drive fast with the top down, let's turn up the music as loud as it'll go, let's put a couch on an island in the middle of the freeway and wave at everyone on their way to work, let's hug strangers in parking lots, let's hand out secret messages at traffic lights, let's make lists of all the things that make us smile and tick them off one at a time, the world will carry on without you and me when we're gone, let it carry on without us today

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,652
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    26

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