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    Your name is Dave Strider, and your dead brother just sent you an instant message.

    It happens out of nowhere. Middle of the night, just before you were ready to close your eyes, your screen lights up.

    TT: We need to talk.

    Language:
    English
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    18,053
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    396
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    And this is why I have decided

    To pull these old white sheets from my head

    I'll leave them folded neat and tidy

    So that you'll know I'm out of hiding

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,339
    Chapters:
    9/15
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    343
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    Just an RP I had on Parp.

    Language:
    English
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    2,718
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Meme prompt.

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

    Warbound Widow also now has a TV tropes page!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    426,805
    Chapters:
    45/?
    Comments:
    1382
    Kudos:
    911
    Bookmarks:
    147
    Hits:
    24447
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    CG: HEY
    CG: IT HAS BEEN A WHILE SINCE I LAST HEARD FROM YOU
    CG: I KNOW YOU'RE PRETTY BUSY AND STUFF
    CG: BUT I HOPE YOU CAN SPARE A LITTLE TIME FOR ME SINCE I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND

    {Told Through A Collection of Pesterlogs}

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,158
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    161
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1808
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    It's been about a year since the big Fast Forward, and sure, things on Earth C aren't perfect for everyone. But they're fine. Really. It's fine. Everything is super fuckin' swell, and that's that.

    It's not like one night is going to change anything.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    46,264
    Chapters:
    9/12
    Comments:
    111
    Kudos:
    312
    Bookmarks:
    45
    Hits:
    2983
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    Summary

    Being a lusis is hard.

    Being Karkat's lusis is worse.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,626
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    254
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    Once the train of aimless tree blabber has left the station, you remember why you agreed to meet up in the first place. Leaning forward to sit up properly, you turn to Dave.

    “So,” you say, “what did you want to show me?”

    “Oh! Yeah, I forgot about that, sorry. The topic just fucking strayed from me like some kind of toddler seeing a candy store and waddling away from mom. Chubby little bastard gets me this time. Here.” He plops out one of those music tables onto his lap, and motions for you to come closer.
    -
    (It's music, and along the way they fall in love.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,752
    Chapters:
    3/6
    Comments:
    88
    Kudos:
    143
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    1557
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    Gamzee was a simple troll when he was young, all he wanted was to chill with his friends and slam a Faygo.
    When he was ten, reality struck him hard about the horns and showed him what's what.
    Family helped him down a rough road to sobriety, Feferi became the Empress, and he became the new Grand Highblood.
    Six sweeps later, Gamzee's younger self may as well be dead for all they share in common.
    He is no longer naive or carefree; trying to change the beliefs of his family so they can be free was a heavy burden to carry.
    Lately all he's been doing is bringing trolls old enough to Feferi so she can show them what's what.
    Gamzee is a simple troll now that he's older, all he wants is trolls to be happy and his family to be safe.
    When Aradia suggests that he see Feferi address the young trolls, he doesn't think much about it.
    When he sees it, he thinks maybe reality has another schoolfed up and ready for him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    122,348
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    115
    Kudos:
    112
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1207
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    jade, dave and karkat figure out how to be in a relationship while being three supremely fucked up people

    note: the rape/underage stuff does not occur in the events of the story, but happened to a central character before the story started and he has flashbacks. chapters that deal heavily with these themes will have warnings in the chapter notes

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    60,698
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    108
    Kudos:
    233
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    3731
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    Karkat Vantas: college freshman, human disaster, Esperanto advocate. Karkat has a burning passion, and it is the language Esperanto. In the beginning of his freshman year, he decides to start a club for people interested in learning the language, but saying that his efforts pay off well would be a bit of an exaggeration. But not only is he struggling with his club, but another student keeps following him around the college campus, harassing him, making his life hell. And to be frank, Karkat does not know how much he can take before he snaps.

    You ever wanted to read an educational fanfic? Well, now's your chance. There will be a few short dialogues in Esperanto, but they will be easy to understand, will not be that important to the story, and I will provide translations in the Notes at the end of each chapter.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,918
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    316
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    Based on a tumblr post by unintelligible-screaming in which Dave has a YouTube channel where he reviews random things, and Karkat binge watches his videos in an exhausted state at three am. Karkat then proceeds to send Dave a ten-page rant about how his channel is weird and confusing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    53,204
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    108
    Kudos:
    422
    Bookmarks:
    50
    Hits:
    4158
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    Summary

    or: how to avoid time paradoxes through polyamory

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,185
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    314
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    Rose Lalonde was perfectly fine and happy being married to the woman of her dreams. Just them. A peaceful, calm, quiet life.

    So why was the house so lonely?
    Why did Kanaya's motherly charm suddenly squeeze at her heart?

    Alternatively: In which Flighty Broad A, who's flushed for Flighty Broad B, learns that despite being married to her matesprit and living in a beautiful and peaceful house that counteracts the chaotic adventure they have long since finished, she feels herself yearning for something indescribable and incomprehensible only to eventually discover its the human instinct to want children with their matesprits when the condition is favorable but she has heavy baggage concerning motherhood and has a crisis, but with the help of Flighty Broad B and her other family members, she learns to overcome them and grow as they dive into a weird alien mix of raising a child.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,274
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    477
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    Aradia doesn't make threats. Just promises.

    Alternatively, sometimes really good friends get drunk, watch porn together and help each other jerk off, after a very good feelings jam about one of the friend's quadrants and what an ass they're being.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,306
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    152
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    Dave and co. figure life out, one quiet moment at a time.

    or

    A story about some kids who find their place.

     

    Cause I know a place we could go
    No one has been there, and no one will know
    There it is quiet, forget the violence
    You've tried so hard to ignore

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    65,287
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    133
    Kudos:
    201
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    2164
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    Summary

    jade adjusts to earth c, and davesprite is really fucking cute

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,963
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    321
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    Summary

    Sollux goes to Kanaya with his gender problems.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    879
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    70
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    While cleaning up with Bro, Dave discovers a long-lost family member. Naturally, the first person he tells happens to be the family member in question, completely accidentally.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,171
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    23
    Hits:
    123
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    Lonely as usual, Eridan tries to befriend one of the few trolls he hasn't completely alienated yet, Nepeta. And then come the strange feelings he has when talking to her...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,032
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    141
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1607

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