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    Phineas and Ferb’s plan to celebrate the longest day of summer wasn’t properly communicated to Heinz and Perry, who are horrified to find their kids halfway around the world with no supervision and maybe no way home.

    Meanwhile, their latest thwarting of Heinz and Perry may have wrecked Mystery’s evil cred forever and Peter’s not really helping things.

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    8
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    1
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    You pretend to be a mindless animal in your spare time, so what? It's not like it's a big deal.

    (Spoiler: It's a big deal.)

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    English
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    12,402
    Chapters:
    6/?
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    1
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    45
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    81
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    5
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    1262
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    Ahora era humano y una agencia enemiga iba tras él.
    La vida era más fácil cuando era un ornitorrinco.

    Language:
    Español
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    10,856
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    8/?
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    9
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    10
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    90
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    Heinz Doofenshmirtz opens his door in the middle of the night to find Perry The Platypus standing in the hall. Along with a family of five that looks like they've been in a firefight, because they have. And for some reason Heinz is now the only person Perry can turn to?
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    Confusion and awkwardness ensue as the two halves of Perry's life collide in arguably the worst way ever

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    English
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    809
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    1/?
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    4
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    7
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    4
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    56
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    Proselytization (n): The act of converting from one belief, doctrine, cause, or faith to another.

    Perry used to believe he and Heinz operated at two completely different ends of the spectrum. That was years ago. Now that the balance has shifted, he supposes he should have seen their inevitable convergence from miles away.

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    English
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    32,292
    Chapters:
    7/14
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    283
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    Heinz Doofenshmirtz wakes up on his eighteenth birthday to find he doesn't have a soulmark; when it still isn't there five years later, he gives up hope that he ever will have one. By the time it arrives, thirteen years late, Heinz isn't even sure he wants it anymore.
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    Perry Fletcher wakes bright and early on his eighteenth birthday to find his soulmark already in place, and he has a bad feeling about it right from the start. He's training to be an OWCA agent after all, his entire life's purpose is to take down crime, and soulmates can get in the way of such things. Not to mention... it's a *weird* soulmark.

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    English
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    2,062
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
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    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    56
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    Just read it, stupid.

    Language:
    English
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    395
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    1
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    180
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    Nobody's perfect, and we all have our flaws. Those imperfections are what make us human.

    Phineas is a firm believer in these fundamental truths, so when Alygra breezes into town and appears to defy them, he can't help but feel that something is off.

    Under normal circumstances, his objection to Alygra dating his brother could be dismissed as jealousy, but it quickly becomes clear these are not normal circumstances when Ferb's personality begins to change in ways that can't be explained.

    Phineas knows there's something insidious hiding behind her perfection, but he needs to discover what it is and whether it's too late.

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    English
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    760
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    1/?
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    Rodney, Crocker and Remy have teamed up to take over the world, using a device that grants them Fairy Magic and Anti-Fairy Magic over anyone else. They've already seized Fairy World, and lock up Phineas, Ferb, Timmy and friends, while Remy turns Trixie into his queen. Will our friends be able to avert the trio's nefarious goal and undo their mess?

    (Published on FanFiction.Net at 12/05/18

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    English
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    14,390
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    53
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    Peter and Mystery are teamed up with Agent Lyla from COWCA to stop Heinz and Perry from stealing precious Albert the Moose…except Heinz and Perry were actually on the train to try and get Candace over a train phobia.
    And that’s when things get really weird.

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    English
    Words:
    3,436
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    19
    Hits:
    121
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    Your nemesis will stop at nothing to get the job done.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    73
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    An AU of the episode Got Game? where Perry is human.

    Heinz has an evil scheme involving dogs, so Perry must infiltrate a pet store by pretending to be a canine.

    Language:
    English
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    2,012
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
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    30
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    Heinz Doofenshmirtz has a lot of weaknesses. Number one hundred and thirty-four? Perry the Platypus's eyebrows.

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    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
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    71
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    Perry (codename: The Platypus) had read through tens of files that read about the same as Heinz Doofenschmirtz’s; the parent taken away from the kids, memory wiped, only for the memories to resurface time and time again. Perry had colleagues that had thought it could only happen to women, because before him it always had been. Their bodies, the theory went, could remember carrying and birthing the children (not to mention the stretchmarks and any birth-related scarring that could tip off the mind), so of course the memories would be hard to get rid of completely.

    But then there was Heinz.

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    English
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    3,520
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    12
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    77
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    He dreams sometimes, about a woman, and a girl, and a small boy. In the dream they’re all happy, and he feels… warm. Full. But when he wakes up, all the details disappear, up in smoke, leaving just the vague understanding of abstractions. He figures the woman is Charlene (though he sometimes wonders if it’s that popstar he had a terrible first date with, and dismisses it out of hand) and Vanessa is the girl, but, as for the boy… He can’t find an explanation.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,064
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    72
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    Heinz and Perry take their kids to the local FanCon, while Peter and Mystery try to figure out why the evil duo didn’t consider this a day off. What evil have they planned for the convention? And why, oh why, did Major Monogram make them bring Agent Pinky along?

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    English
    Words:
    3,017
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    141
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    Of course it's a fucking scheme. Does Heinz ever do anything that's not overcomplicated to all fuck?

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    English
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    5,319
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    234
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    After the fight between Perry The Platypus and Heinz Doofenshmirtz, Perry decides to stay to help his nemesis clean up the mess. This left Heinz to wonder.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    813
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    94
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    They’ve been seeing each other for a little while, and Heinz’s low self esteem has a very big question: just what does Perry like about him anyway?

    Prequel-fic

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,320
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    212
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    Of course he's on fire. He wouldn't be Heinz if he wasn't.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,189
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    79

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