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    Life isn't fair, and Candace is about fed up with the obviously biased division of the luck in her family. If only there was some way she could be the one to get all the luck and have things fall into place for her the way they always seem to do for her brothers.

    Even if only for a single day - that's all it would take, probably, given just how darn lucky Phineas and Ferb seem to be sometimes.

    If only.

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    English
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    11/?
    Comments:
    33
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    25
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    3
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    661
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    Takes place after Sick Day of MML Season 2. Warning for spoilers!

    Perry takes Vanessa and Norm to see Heinz after he begins living with the Murphys. There's a lot they need to talk about.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    18
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    1
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    71
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    While Kairi and Lea visit the Tri-State Area, Merlin is called away to assist an Organization.

    No, not that one.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    9
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    1
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    81
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    After he and Doofenshmirtz “break-up,” Perry has to sort out some complicated emotions. Good things his not-friend is there to give him a good kick in the butt towards the right direction.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    82
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    "You saved me," you say, to fill the silence.

    Series
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    2/2
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    18
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    28
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    329
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    You pretend to be a mindless animal in your spare time, so what? It's not like it's a big deal.

    (Spoiler: It's a big deal.)

    Series
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    English
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    11,276
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1110
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    It is well known that platypuses have claws with venom in their hind legs for protection, the poison is said to appear on breeding session but is not lethal for human beings.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    15
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    126
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    Heinz Doofenshmirtz and Orton Mahlson are trying to figure out how to fulfill their destinies but when Doofenshmirtz invents the time machine ahead of schedule and offers to take Orton with him for writing inspiration, things don't exactly go to plan- to say the least.

    Things get confusing when the Bureau of Time Travel mistakes them for some of the rogue time thieves they've been hunting and even more complicated when the pair is captured by the time thieves themselves and learn that the whole problem might have been caused by their own miscommunication.

    Disclaimer: I don't own the show or the characters or anything. This was just something I wrote for fun and needless to say it got away from me

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    12/12
    Comments:
    1
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    9
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    1
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    93
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    The last thing you'd expected, when you'd agreed to stay the night, was for your nemesis to try to suffocate you while you sleep.

    Series
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    300
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
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    17
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    108
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    Heinz has been invited to Roger's engagement party, and decides to use the opportunity to ruin his brother's life. However, he didn't expect a certain teal-haired agent to be there.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
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    15
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    Before Heinz Doofenshmirtz was born, his mother made a deal with the fae in exchange for her first born child.
    They just took a while to pick him up.

    (Also known as the Perryshmirtz Tam Lin fic)

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    225
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    No matter how much taller he is, or how comfortable his arms are around you, you're not any sort of leaning post.

    Series
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    1,169
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    1/1
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    8
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    15
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    1
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    Heinz meets his nemesis for the first time.

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    1/1
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    1
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    12
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    Heinz wants to throw a party for Vanessa. Insert an embarrassed teenager.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    14
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    94
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    Heinz is experiencing evil scientist's block. Maybe Perry can help?

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    13
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    92
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    There are a multitude of conspiracies, secret societies, and tomes of forbidden knowledge in the world. There are people who work from the shadows with things that man was not meant to know performing acts concealed from the general public. The average man off the street knows nothing about any of them, by design, and many of them don't even know about each other, so well hidden are they.

    And Stacy Hirano, a completely ordinary girl, has the bad fortune of stumbling across each and every last one of them.

    These are her stories.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,766
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    101
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    Two trucks, holding hands.

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    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    66
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    Candace Flynn and Perry the Platypus had their minds swapped by a teleportation device and suffered through an unusual day. But now Perry is back, and Candace is ready to get back into her body. All they have to do is go through Phineas and Ferb's teleportation device in reverse, and it should bring things back to normal.

    One last minute change of position, though, throws the whole thing off balance. And the situation just got a whole lot weirder for the both of them.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,578
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    156
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    The pressure of being Professor Time for Doof is finally stressing him out. While Doof walks away from the group, someone follows him...

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    English
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    952
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    24
    Hits:
    183
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    Deep in his lair, below the Flynn-Fletcher house, Perry the Platypus stared at the locket collar he'd pulled from his neck.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,000
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    98

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