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    There's nothing quite like waking up to your mother texting you a picture of your soulmate's abs.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    84
    Kudos:
    323
    Bookmarks:
    41
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    2793
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    Just some feels so you can live the fantasy of being Percy Jackson's girlfriend.

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    English
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    5,233
    Chapters:
    2/5
    Kudos:
    2
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    1
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    61
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    Okay but like, no matter what his girlfriend said, it wasn't all that big of a deal. It really wasn't. It wasn't even something he normally thought about. So he had a weird medical condition that meant he sometimes needed to just bleed out like a pint of blood every now and then. Honestly, Percy swears it's not a big deal.

    (Finding you in a pool of blood is a big deal, Seaweed Brain!)

    Language:
    English
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    7,051
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    39
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    8
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    It’s the Giant War, and soldiers are needed to fight against the enemies.

    However, when the princess Annabeth of the Chase kingdom wants to join, her father forbids it, saying she is a princess, and that it is her duty to her kingdom to stay and look after her people.

     She runs away, meets Leo, sent down to help her, from her mother the goddess Athena. Thalia and Piper help her train and she signs up for the war.

    There, acting as a commoner, she meets the general Perseus Jackson son of Poseidon himself. They work together to defeat Gaea and the find out they make a pretty good team.

    But what happens when Percy finds out who she really is?

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    English
    Words:
    373
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    346
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    Peter would've tried to get expelled sooner if he knew what awaited him at Camp Half-Blood.

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    English
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    3,450
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    149
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    Prompt from Pinterest: Person A making a ridiculously large snowball and chasing a screaming person B + wrestling in the snow + Person B pinning down Person A and kissing them

    I love Annabeth and Percy and this was the easiest thing to write because they're so perfect for each other. Super fluffy.

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    English
    Words:
    1,357
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    338
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    "Three of our worlds will abruptly collide,

     

     

     

     

    Each cracked by love's sinister stride;

     

    Only healed by falling in threes,

     

    While splitting in two shall become of the seas.

     

    Six half-bloods must halt the flood,

     

    Through the heart, the eyes, and the mixing of blood."

     


    At the last word, Rachel collapses. Will catches her and helps her back onto the stool. Her skin is feverish, but Will is much too frantic to think of the correct hymn.
     


    *Hiatus until June 15, 2018*

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    30/42
    Comments:
    175
    Kudos:
    357
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    8685
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    Nico has been... happier lately. It's become Percy's new mission to find out why. He doesn't get very far.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    882
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    674
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    She stared both in amusement and worry, as she watched Percy pull off the lid of his coffee, took big gulps from it—leaving only half, and poured all his Monster—it was in cherry flavor, she noted—in his coffee, slid the lid back on, and gave the drink a good swirl.

    “You’re going to drink that?” She had to ask.

    Percy's green eyes whipped to her. He grinned and said a too enthusiastic yes.

    Annabeth watched as he tipped the drink up to his lips.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,077
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    584
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    I'm tired of meet-cutes. Meet uglies, such as this prompt, are appealing.

    Prompt from Pinterest: “You broke into my apartment drunk thinking it was your friend’s house and I should call the cops but my cat kinda likes you so we’re good”

    I love Annabeth and Percy and just had to write this!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    587
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    Prompt from Tumblr/Pinterest: Imagine your OTP walking home after going to dinner on a rainy night. Bonus: They don’t have an umbrella, so they’re foolishly running through the rain. Person A is grumpy about the weather at first, but Person B loves the rain and is giggling as they run through, and Person A eventually finds themselves smiling at Person B’s childish behavior. Bonus 2: One or both of them end up sick the next day and they stay together cuddling in bed.

    AKA Percy is romantic, Annabeth is in love with him, and it's super cute and fluffy.

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    English
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    1,341
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    698
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    Percy knows how to welcome Annabeth home after a weekend away.

    Prompt from Pinterest: Who in your OTP waits at the airport for the other while holding a huge, bedazzled poster emblazoned with _____. (There's an underlined blank because it would be spoiled if the word was there!)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    603
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    709
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    "I-I..." Annabeth tries to find an answer. "It's complicated."

    "No it's not." Percy says softly. "The world is round, the ocean is blue and Annabeth Chase hates Percy."

    Or: Rachel Dare is desperately in love with Percy Jackson. Annabeth Chase hates him. It's a win-win situation, until it's not.

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    English
    Words:
    9,310
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    108
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    949
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    What happens when the twins send experimental wizarding pranks to their older brother Percy. What happens when their prank takes a wrong turn and ends up de-aging their brother instead? What secrets will come out and will the Weasley family ever be the same. And what's this the Slytherin's aren't pretentious assholes?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,522
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    95
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    2554
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    Between exams, assignments, and Annabeth designing Mount Olympus, Percy feels like he hasn't seen his girlfriend in weeks even though they live together. Determined to spend the evening with Annabeth, Percy pries her away from her designs for Aphrodite's temple to spend the night eating pizza in front of the TV. Needless to say, Annabeth is not impressed with her boyfriend's choice of movie.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    739
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    A bunch of one-shots where Percy feels insecure, and his friends assure him that he is good enough.
    Multi-Pairing.(Different pairings in different chapters, might repeat a pairing more than once).
    It's my first time writing a fanfiction, so please be gentle!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,090
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1159
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    The smell of bleach and rubber filled my mouth and my eyes were dotting cautiously around the room. My feet tapped against the vinyl flooring as I tried to calm my fast beating heart.

    I was waiting outside the hospital room, twitching and fiddling my fingers in agitation.

    Today was Percy’s last operation. And I was both excited and concerned. The operation of changing a man's genitals to a woman was long and painful.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Percy Jackson son of Poseidon is feeling down and nobody has been able to make him laugh or even smile, except maybe one person

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,998
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    108
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    8453
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    Nico's friends used to call him 'Cactus' because he hated hugs and could spend a lifetime lost in a desert without getting lonely. When asked, he would never admit to the desolateness found in solitude.

    Percy's friends loved him for the surface. Much like an ocean, they adored him for the way the sun reflected on his surface, but never appreciating the unknown depths. Never considered what lie beneath a smile.

    It's all sort of sad, upon hearing these stories, of how one pushes away friends and the other has a deep desire to be surrounded in them. Ironic, in some sardonic way. But fate twists and it turns all the same.

    In the end, Nico muses, it's not about the journey or the destination – not any of that poetical shit. It's not about the moment, either, the immersion of watching it as it happens, the joy it brings from feeling the laughter.

    He's not really sure what it's about. He just knows it's tiring, and needs to stop.

     

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,603
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1320
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    Percy Jackson is used to dying. It's a little depressing, but he's used to it. He usually bounces back pretty fast, anyway. What he isn't used to, however, is the Hotel Valhalla, where he wakes up. It seems like a pretty cool place, he decided pretty fast. He likes his guide, Magnus Chase. He kind of likes his Valkyrie, Sam. (He's a little afraid to say he still doesn't really know what Valkyrie is.) But he'd really, really like to go back to being alive with his girlfriend, Annabeth Chase.
    Unfortunately, he gets thrown into a quest to find the thunder god's hammer fairly quickly.
    Fortunately, his new friends are there to help.
    But he'd really, really like to go back to Annabeth.

    Meanwhile, Annabeth Chase is tearing apart realms to find him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,730
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    189
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    2289

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