16 Works in Penn Jillette

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    Teller keeps a running list of topics to explore if he and Penn ever film another episode of Bullshit or Tell a Lie. When Teller pitches the idea of debunking therapeutic touch, and runs an experiment on Penn, the results provide stronger evidence than either man anticipated.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,255
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    83
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    649
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    Request by Hollywoodvampires on Tumblr: Teller has a crush on the new host of Fool Us and flirts with her. Obviously silently during the show and talks after.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,039
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    20
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    It's some kind of convoluted scheme to rob a casino, but the very first step involves going on TV and doing magic tricks for money.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,265
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    163
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    Ellody's mother visits her in a dream with information that her evil Uncle Ernesto is back for revenge and reveals that he killed her when Ellody was very young. Ellody must do what she can to avenge her mother so she can rest in peace. Will she be able to do it or will she end up like her mother?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,965
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    50
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    Cartoon Network School has an upcoming dance battle with celebrity judges in November, but Cindy can't dance well enough in public and is worried she'll make a fool of herself in front of the whole school. Will Maxwell be able to help her after he's had dance lessons of his own?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,484
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    40
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    Penn comes up with a new idea to add to a trick, but when 'joke' and 'reality' come crashing down it isn't pleasant.

    Involves an asthma attack and (sort of) panic attack.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,793
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    363
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    Lucy is a college student with dreams of meeting Penn and Teller. Her dreams and wishes get answered during her summer vacation from college and she is asked to be an intern for their manager, Carlotta. Things look up for Lucy until Penn wishes someone would try to kill him and things turn upside down for everybody.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,348
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    154
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    Teller makes a mysterious visit to Cherry, Atticus, Patch, and Mo to tell them strange magic is interfering in their dimension, especially along Crystal Prep. Cherry and Atticus must pose as Crystal Prep students for the annual Friendship Games against Canterlot High and they must make it so that a student does not unleash Dr. Faciler's magic to doom the fate of the world.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    44,561
    Chapters:
    24/24
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    230
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    Hermione and Eris plot revenge against Mike, Lu, and Og for banishing and repulsing Eris back in Egypt. It is up to Mike, Lu, Og an their other friends to meet Eris and get even before they will be destroyed. Will they be able to accomplish such a disgusting feat that involves Discord the draconequus?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,252
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    112
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    Akito and Patch are having an unusual night at home, but it becomes an adventure when they end up in a world of masked wrestlers, including their new friends Rikochet, Buena Girl, and the Flea as they all must team up to stop the evil El Malefico from destroying the world starting with Las Vegas.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,412
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    2
    Hits:
    78
  11. Tags
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    This is really weird, I came up with this after watching Fool Us with my parents the other night with the Amazing Allison and it might have just been me, but it seemed like Teller was hitting on the chick. Anyway, this is a fic inspired by his awkwardness around her, please don't flame me, I hope you at least like it, if you do, I might make more.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,973
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    328
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    The long-awaited annual battle between the Te Xuan Ze, American Dragon, and Hun's descendant has finally arrived into China in which June must face against Jake Long and Dee Dee's ex-friend, Lee Lee. The battle decides who will carry on their family honor and name, but little does June know that in order for her to win, she must work together with Jake so Lee Lee doesn't win and take over the country like her ancestor Shan Yu had always wanted.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,513
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    166
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    Tutenstein remembers the day of his death, but mostly, also the disappearance of his suitor at the time called Princess Lotus who was taken away from Eris, the Goddess of Chaos thousands of years ago. However, when it's Visiting Day, he mistakes Lu for his princess and so does everybody else.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,448
    Chapters:
    20/20
    Hits:
    133
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    Cindy is with fellow League members as they are assigned to go to Vegas to save her magician idols, the one and only, Penn and Teller from the hands of the Amazing Mumbo who believes the two are wizards and wishes to use their magic for evil.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,975
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    116
  15. Tags
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    This was written quickly after my friend convinced me to base a fic on Mr Teller's performance as Mr Boots on Dharma and Greg. Enjoy :-)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    710
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    392
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    Merlin was rolling his eyes just as Art picked him out from the crowd and asked him onto the makeshift stage. There was a look in Art’s eyes that Merlin found disarming. It was, at its heart, the same kind of curiosity that Merlin had felt. And something else too, something indefinable.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,827
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    165
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    3465

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