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    >be Jake

    >get shipwrecked

    >forcibly befriend a snakeman

    >profit

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    "Roy," she says, and her tone is chastising but there's still an undercurrent of amusement running through it, "you're being a creep."

    "I'm not," he insists. "It's surveillance."

    "Surveillance," she repeats. "You know you're doing a terrible job, right? You shouldn't be watching them."

    "But they look so good," he protests, and his breath catches when her hand grazes the front of his pants.

    --

    Roy didn't mean to linger, but he just... needs to make sure that Jason and Wally are both okay. In general, and with each other.

    He will admit though, that maybe, possibly, he might've gotten a little sidetracked.

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    Whatever, it’s winter, Fodlan celebrates the winter solstice as the Longest Night. There’s a tradition of spending time with family or loved ones. For whatever stupid reason, Felix and Sylvain are spending it together. You know exactly where this is going. (Please read the author notes for content warnings!)

    No beta, we die like unimportant NPCs: offscreen beyond a veil of anonymity.

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    And as he hugged him tighter, Tachibana felt the firm outline of something very dangerous press into his hip.

    With a shaking voice, Tachibana cracked: “Is that a gun in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?”

    Kuroiwa brought the now-removed glove to his lips and sucked the tip of it into his mouth, the leather sour on his tongue. The material was somehow warm from Tachibana’s prosthetic.

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    Brodie Lee left home at sixteen to escape and somehow ended up becoming a musical icon. Her success in the 80's underground scene was perfectly timed to usher in the 90's Alternative explosion. By the time her band reached it's peak, the pressures of mainstream success tore them apart. Her ex's rehab stay led her to an unlikely friendship with Robert Downey Jr.

    Now RDJ is back on top as Ironman. Brodie having a deep love of comics since childhood, has a special connection to the Marvel character Bucky Barnes for reasons very few people know. She even has a tattoo she hides from the public as a reminder of her past. When she attends the Endgame premier as RDJ's guest and mistakenly tells a reporter about it, word quickly gets to the man who brought Bucky to life, Sebastian Stan.

    Seeing his opportunity to meet the woman he has been in love with since high school, Sebastian seeks her out. The attraction is mutual, but Brodie has given up on relationships and has some dark secrets that have caused previous partners to bolt.

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    65/?
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    Aziraphale sees Crowley's halo. Sort of.

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    Tahani and Tahania have differing opinions on how to host a party and settle their differences in the bedroom.

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    After being relieved of his supposed destiny by Princess Zelda due to his biological orientation Link decided he wants nothing more than to just live a comfortable and quiet life till the end of his days. Until fate decides to throw a very handsome Zora Prince at his feet. When tensions between the Zora people begin to rise Link finds that he may just become the Hero of Hyrule after all.

     

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    36/?
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    Cole Scott is a very average fifteen year old boy. He likes video games, and when he’s looking for new mobile games, he discovers a new app he’s never seen before: “Totality: Utter Domination”. The app advertises proven magical abilities among them, altering bodies, minds, and much more. When Cole downloads the app, he learns Totality is real, and now, he’s the most powerful being on the planet. As any normal horny teen would, Cole finds himself in numerous sexual hijinks with loads of hot women and girls!

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    18/?
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    A series of short ficlets for the 12 Days of Blasphemy prompts on tumblr.

    All of these will be NSFW. Most of these will be PWP (porn without plot, or plot what plot). Most of these will be kink/kinky. Different ideas will be presented so heed the tags. Each chapter will contain separate beginning notes with warnings for that chapter.

    I might not get all the days. I'm just happy to do this as an exercise.

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    A particularly kinky version of how Lothraxion got Light-ified.

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    Steve Rogers has been defrosted for more than a month and he's cancelled his appointment with Shield's Designational Resources three times. His tests have come back inconclusive, but it's clear there is something weird about him. He's either the Dommiest Dom to have ever Dommed or he's damned good at hiding his submissive status. Bucky is going to figure it out.

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    Chapters:
    13/?
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    406
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    Just a compilation of the asks I've answered on my Tumblr. Ranges from adorable fluff to salacious smut ;)

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    23/?
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    3
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    Taylor's had it with her bullies. She's going to get payback. And what better means than by seducing and knocking up each and every one of their mothers?

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    Link, after realizing he has a praise kink/is in love with the Zora Prince Sidon, musters up the courage to confess to Sidon. To his surprise, however, the feelings are mutual.

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    To everyone on their floor, Castiel and Dean are your typical college college roommates. Friends from high school, but if only they knew what went on behind the door

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    2/?
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    17
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    3
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    This is a 25 chapter story on the sexual exploits of one Tom Kirkman and his husband Tony Kirkman nee Dinozzo. An advent calendar for the ones that find plain vanilla too bland of a taste.

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    14/25
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    12
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    Read with moderation.

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    Chapters:
    12/?
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    8
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    8
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    2
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    318
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    Yang has a desperate need for sleep, but she's too stressed to sleep. Time for some weird sexual fantasies starring Blake and Sun.

    Takes place between Volumes 2 and 3. (My BMBLB fic index)

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    Rock is busy spending time alone in his rich girlfriend’s mansion in the confides of a bubbly hot tub. Just what is a rocker guy supposed to do in a time like this? Good thing a certain rich girl’s mother may help him out in the most interesting way possible. Co-written by me and The Amazing Ghost Musician. Explanation shown in the beginning notes.

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    English
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    5,220
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    2
    Hits:
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