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    14-year-olds Hiro Akiba and Keitaro Nagame are having a very nice sleepover.

    But Keitaro's sister isn't home.

    And the mindset of a teenager is one of curiosity.

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    He felt his feet leave the ground, gravity seemingly nonexistent as his stomach lurched again, frantically fighting the unforeseen force dragging him into the air. Even though he was only hovering a couple inches off the ground, maybe a foot at most, Wilbur was terrified.

    All he could think about was the paralysing fear that was coursing through him, head pounding with added pressure as he was lifted higher and higher into the light.

     

    Or, Wilbur is abducted by aliens to be their pet.

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    Certain supernatural forces are dissatisfied with Joker's lack of bonding with his Confidants. He'll finally learn the value of building bonds, but only after some miraculous magical mishaps make his female companions a lot "harder" to resist.

    Feedback for current chapters and suggestions for future chapters are highly recommended. Please feed me your kinks!

    Newest update:
    Intelude: Rivers in the Desert - Part One
    Ann and Makoto partake in a vanilla quicky out in the desert of Futaba's palace.

    Plus: Royally Screwed Confidants gets its FIRST EVER illustration! See inside for a commissioned pic of a scene from chapter 2!

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    Ashley and Jake have been neighbors since before either can remember. One fateful afternoon Jake makes a startling discovery about Ashley which sets into motion a series of events and sexual encounters that change both their lives forever.

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    C-Sha struggles with trying to act on her feelings for Blanc, while Blanc struggles with trying to figure out how she feels about C-Sha. And in between them both is a strange organ attached to Blanc’s lower half…

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    Luz is a pervert who masturbates to people behind their back and makes cock and cum tributes

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    “Zhongli, uh.”

    “Hmm?”

    Zhongli looks nice in the evening, and Childe is intent on ruining the moment.

    “How big is your dick?”

    (Childe "assists" Zhongli with measuring his dick, and ends up finding out a lot more than how big it is.)

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    Luz and Amity are concerned they might not be sexually compatible due to their differing biology. They agree to let Lilith help them figure it out and show them some of it.

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    A mysterious craze has been sweeping the middle school lately and all the boys are playing it. An outcast, Izuku never thought he’d be invited to join in. But he got a random invite and now he’s about to embarrass himself in front of his classmates because the game is something the omega never saw coming: a dick-measuring contest.

    Only it gets worse when the boys realize what’s right below his tiny cocklet.

    --
    Or, omega!Izuku gets caught up in a dick-measuring contest and alpha!Katsuki comes to the rescue.

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    Hastings Lex:
    I added some sociopath related symptoms into both Beelzebub and Qin’s characters. Since I wrote this before Qin made his formal appearance in the manga, most of his character was built according to Chinese History.
    And in conclusion, as a sociopath myself, I can reasonably suspect that Qin is a crazy man.
    If you are interested in finding out what is “High-Functioning Sociopath” is, feel free to do a small research on it, people with this illness couldn’t live long.
    Beelzebub was known as the “Lord of the Flies” or “Prince of Demons”,
    So, flies, maggots and diseases should be his Legend Noumenon.
    (No wonder he appeared as a crazy researcher)
    Flies are one of the largest groups of insects and have a huge variety of characteristics. Nonetheless, flies are very sensitive to the scent around them, which is a good tool to find a suitable food source that can be miles away from them.
    To make sure the partner is pregnant with his child ONLY, the male fly will put a plug in the female’s body after sexual intercourse, so that no other competitors would be able to breed and pregnant the female fly.
    Do you know some of the flies have rather big sperms??

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    Grian is determined to show Scar that he is bigger.

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    Osomatsu pushes Karamatsu into a shrink machine created by Professor Dekapan resulting him becoming a tiny person. With his small size now, the brothers take some "interesting" advantages with him.

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    In which Garrick Ollivander is annoyed by stupid jokes.

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    Hello Guys,Welcome To My New Work - "Measuring An Hot Actor"
    It was inspired by my Friend ,My Bro "wolf16love".I hope you all Enjoy.
    A Surprise Ending,Which no-one will Guessed it will Happen.

    Feel Free to Gave Kudos and Tell your Thoughts of This Story in Comments.

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    When the Galactic Coalition launches a public health PSA encouraging safer sex, Shiro is tapped to endorse made-to-measure condoms. Keith lends a hand.

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    Luo Binghe and Mobei-jun bully their poor unfortunate underling, and learn something about human preferences. Shang Qinghua, on the other hand, learns what his fellow transmigrator might have meant by the phrase "mutated cucumber".

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    Damien Lin. The kind of man people take in doses. Exceptionally successful. Wealthy and quick-witted. Yet a pain in the ass if ever there was one. Not that he intends to be a jerk, it just happens any chance he opens his mouth. So, when his long-time crush invites him on their hit talk show, Damien considers this the perfect opportunity to prove to the world he is not the egotistical prick he has portrayed himself to be. Though when your core persona stems from personal diffidence in the one part all men fear has not made the grade, it may be difficult rising amongst the roosters. Especially with Damien, who will find himself the littlest of them all…

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    Chapters:
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    After swimming in the fishing hole, Kevin challenges Rook to a contest. A very specific type of measuring contest. The results might surprise you... or not.

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    During a night of gambling and drinking, Rokurou decides to challenge Eizen to a different kind of contest.

    Under the night sky they test themselves against each other and discover some awkward new feelings.

    Two chapters.

    Language:
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