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    Simon and Penny eat sour cherry scones.

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    "Trauma affects memory, my therapist said. Your brain closes off painful corridors."-Wayward Son

     

    Stories that Imagines Dark episodes of Simon's childhood.

     

    No punches withheld
    MIND THE TAGS!

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    "The Greatest Mage is alive and living in the Wavering Wood. He has wings and a tail and breathes fucking fire, and he’s the most gorgeous man I’ve ever seen.
    Simon Snow is the Chosen One. And I don’t think he has the slightest idea of what he is."

    Simon Snow was born (as far as he knows) in the Wavering Wood and raised by Ebb, a kind dryad. He has more magic and questions than he knows what to do with, and his only connection to the world outside the forest is his best friend, Penelope Bunce. He fights monsters when they attack and waits for a day when something new finally happens.
    Baz Pitch is the rightful heir to the throne. At least the Old Families think so. When it comes to their plans for taking down the Mage and regaining control of the kingdom, Baz is the key. Baz's best chance of accomplishing what he's been raised for is to beat the Mage to the punch and find what he's hidden in the Wavering Wood. It's not a very creative plan, but it's all he has.
    They both get more than what they bargained for.

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    He looks fucking impeccable, as it is. Simon takes in the sight of his black suit, black helmet, and black cape (which tapers off right at the mid-shin- low enough to look cool but high enough to avoid tripping). Everything about this person looks calculated and precise. Perfect. Simon self-consciously brushes the dust off his shoulder from crashing through the ceiling.

    It should be noted that this man also looks evil, though, a sinister that no amount of perfect can cover.

    So Simon charges.

     

    Or: The duo makes a great team once they finally stop antagonizing each other and talk. Baz has found someone new to work with, although he'd rather not admit that- or his feelings- to Simon.

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    My collection of tiny Snowbaz stories inspired by Hozier songs <3

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    Simon never sees his manager Baz outside of work at their fancy-schmancy food co-op that Baz's mother started years ago. He only ever sees him in cardigans, khakis, and sensible shoes wearing a scowl on his face.

    But when Baz announces the staff holiday party will be at his house this year, Simon is thrown for a loop. Will the same rules of engagement apply outside the world of their work? Or will there be something more to Baz that Simon may not be prepared to see?

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    Simon is celebrating Christmas with his family and to his surprise his surrogate family comes to join and old traditions and new traditions combine.

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    The Monsters, Inc. AU which started as a joke but I am now deeply invested in (:

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    Simon discovers who his father was, and after some deliberation, he makes a decision.

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    In stories magical boarding schools are idyllic castles on hills, with trees and goats and sour cherry scones. There are no scones in the Scholomance. No trees or goats or teachers, either (unless you count the mals, and they’re not invested in education so much as ingestion).

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    "Why bother reminding her that I’m actually a scholarship kid at a stupidly elite independent school? There’s no point; no matter where we go, she looks at us all exactly the same—kids sucking off the welfare state to survive. That’s all we’ll ever be."

    Simon, Baz, Penny, and Agatha are just out here trying to defy their expectations, okay?

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    Penny gets lattes to flirt with Shepard, but doesn't like them. Simon suggests chai instead.

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    100
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    Heartstopper milkshake au! Where snowbaz is snowbaz af, Agatha and Niamh are trying to come out, and Penelope is straight.

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    Simon is convinced that First Officer Baz Pitch is a Romulan and a spy. As Chief of Security, he has a duty to confront any potential threats to the ship.

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    "How long have I been here today? There’s no ticking clock in the rooms where people go to die, because time either stops or speeds up either way, so what’s the point? It’s better not to know how long or how short a time I have left in this room."

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    Simon finds Baz after a party and it turns out that he isn't such a prick after all, at least not when he is high out of his mind. With this new revelation Simon wonders if perhapse they could be friends.

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    Sometimes soulmates aren't always a good thing.

    Every mage in the world receives a mark with their soulmate's birthday on their wrist when they turn sixteen. Simon has waited patiently for his to prove to the world that his relationship with Agatha was part of his destiny.

    Turns out he was wrong. And now he's got to figure out who he knows that was born on the 24th of February and writes in a ridiculously complicated cursive.

    Baz on the other hand, only wants one person in the world to be his soulmate. But with the war, and his tendency to drink blood every other night, he doesn't believe that it could ever happen. However, when word spreads that the golden couple of Watford has broken up...well maybe he has a better chance than he thinks.

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    Baz was adopted by his extraordinarily strange and unhinged aunt at 7, and Simons mum, Lucy, was found 5 years after Simon was dumped at a boys home.

    now they’re in their 8th year and are extremely gay.

    basically the plot except baz has a cane and glasses, and simon gets his shit together far sooner. ish.

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    “In six months, the planets will align, and the conditions will be perfect for you to act.”

    “But,” he adds, and I groan, “a word of caution!” The shadows melt again, and now the entire wall is occupied by the muscled shape of a golden man. “Should Simon, the Chosen One of the Gods, fight, you will fail.”

    A Hercules AU.

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    They're complete strangers until Simon accidentally texts Baz.
    Then they become so much more.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    21/?
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    1057
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