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    Simon is the equipment assistant at the posh club where Baz plays tennis. Simon just wants to show up, do his job, and get his pay cheque to help with the costs for uni. Baz just wants Simon to pay attention to him, making Simon's job much harder in the process. One day, Simon accidentally sends Baz a mortifying text and he's terrified that Rich Bitch Pitch is going to get him fired. Baz, benevolent creature that he is, decides to have a little fun with Simon, now that he's got the other man at his mercy. But how long will Simon endure Baz's ever mounting volleys before he snaps?

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    Blueberry, the baby dragon

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    Simon finds a cat shivering in the snow and takes it to the nearest vet clinic, which is run by the cutest vet he's ever seen.

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    Simon’s a student at Watford University. His main goal is to pass his classes, make it through school fairly unscathed, and to find a job after he graduates.

    However, his world changes when he crashes into Baz, who he hates at first, but soon finds himself inexplicably drawn to him.

    Unfortunately for him, the world moves in mysterious ways, and while Simon is falling (quickly), a strange man with a moustache has other plans.

    With constant run-ins with Baz, a random man appearing everywhere, and strange dreams of past lives with Baz—Simon begins to wonder how coincidental all of this is.

    But they have to be.

    Because past lives are fake, magic isn’t real, and this strange man popping up everywhere can’t be for a reason.

    (Right?)

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    It was right next to the lips, so it doesn’t mean anything. Right?

    Or, Simon is oblivious and thinks Baz is plotting something. Again.

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    It’s eighth year for our favorite students of Watford, which means it’s time to present their original spells.

    Penny’s spell, A Dream Is a Wish Your Heart Makes, transfers the subject (simon) and their soulmate of sorts into a makeshift fantasy realm where they have to live as the protagonists in classic fairy tales until they accept their feelings towards each other.

    Although... nobody could have guessed that Baz of all people was Simon’s... soulmate??

    This should be fun. Or terrifying. We’ll see.

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    Simon holds his cup of warm tea in his hands and smiles softly to himself.

    He watches Baz play monster with Natasha and Lucy. Baz lifts them up into the air effortlessly (damn vampire) before letting them both down and saying something about a tickle monster.

    Penelope sits on his other side, leaning against him while she writes something (probably researching curses and demons) She also has a hot cuppa.

    "Hey, Pen," Simon says softly.

    "What idiocy are you about to tell me about now?" She laughs softly, closing her laptop and turning to him.

    "We're a family." He says simply, watching Baz. "Baz is my husband, you are my sister, Shepard is... Shepard, and we have my kids. I finally have found my family."

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    Watford is getting a hockey team!! The Mage recently found out ice hockey spells are powerful battle spells and being a player makes those spells much stronger. Se he has implemented a male and female ice hockey team into the Watford curriculum.

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    It’s only after Simon has vaporised two sea serpents and set fire to a substantial section of the Wavering Wood that I realise…girls aren’t supposed to be able to get into Mummer’s House.

    A series of events in Penelope Bunce's life that should have tipped them off to the fact that they're non-binary sooner...

    "When I first read Carry On, I was convinced Penny could get into Mummers House because she was non-binary. I still hold this to be true!!" For Rory, for the Trans Mages Exchange Event.

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    Simon sees a fit bloke in a pub. Before he musters the courage to talk to the guy, Simon realises that is none other than Basilton Grimm, his former Potions teacher from Hogwarts.

    Naturally, Simon flees the scene before he’s been noticed by Basilton and seeks Penny’s help.


    Happy early Birthday Bazaholic! 💙

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    It’s not my fault, okay?
    I mean, it was sitting right there, out in the open. It was practically begging me to flip through it, to learn all of Baz’s plots. Anyone in my shoes would have done the same.

    How was I supposed to know it was actually a journal?

    A journal filled with secrets and feelings Baz would never want anyone to know, least of all me.

    Or

    Simon flips through a notebook belonging to Baz thinking it would be full of evil plans when in reality it's full of pining and sadness.

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    Penny uses her crystal ball to see into Simon's future, and whether he shall survive as the World of Mage's Chosen One, or perish trying to save it.

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    I met him on a dark and stormy night. There was no other man like him. And no other night like it.

     

    Or: One crazy night turns into a series of crazy nights that involve plotting an assassination, running from the law, too many moral dilemmas to be healthy, dancing, kissing, and a whole lot of winging it. (If Agatha were here, all of this would be resolved in one chapter. Alas. Everyone is a dumpster fire.)

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    One day Simon and Baz sit down (well Simon forces Baz to) and talk about their relationship and feelings for eachother. What starts as Simon simply asking if him and Baz are friends, quickly turns into something more. Will emotions stay bottled up or will everything come tumbling down.

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    (This is a follow up to my Cobb ficthat i forgot to post before awtwb like i was supposed to, woops!!)

    Simon and Baz are parents of two young girls, while Simon adjusts to being on his own most of the year with his youngest while Baz teaches at Watford, their oldest daughter has a bit of a panic attack and the boys do everything and anything to get to her and comfort her. LIKE THE AMAZING PARENTS THEY ARE!!!

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    I feel like I’m losing everything. Everything I tried so hard to keep. I’m losing Baz.

    I don’t want that. I’ve never wanted that. I need him, I want him.

    “Baz, please!”

    I say it with magic. No. I scream it with magic. It’s raw as it pulls from my throat. It’s helpless as it falls. I don’t have my sword, and my wand is snapped.

    It goes nowhere.

    I go up.

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    A collection of oneshots based on Conan Gray's album Kid Krow.

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    Objectively speaking, the worst way to stop thinking about how desperately in love you were with someone was definitely sitting close to said person and holding their tail as if it belonged to his dearly beloved. He just couldn’t stay away, and each time Simon spread out his wings for him, he felt himself dying a bit inside. It was alright, vampires didn’t have a soul. There wasn’t that much inside him that could die.

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    If I’d have known when I woke up this morning that I’d be chasing after a bloke with what I’m pretty sure are romantic feelings sloshing around in my gut, I’d have gone straight back to bed.

    Especially if I’d known that bloke would be Baz.

    But, I have to go after him. I can’t let him board that train without telling him I meant it.

    [Podfic of I Meant It, You'll See by OtherWorldsIveLiveIn]

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    Just racing Gemma T. Leslie to July 6 (not with smut you horny bastards)

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