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    Penelope agrees to pose as Schneider's girlfriend, and sees him in a new light.

    "I am not your average gala attendee, Penelope. After the first hundred or so white tie affairs, you get pretty good at the ins and outs of the outfit.”

    “The first hundred.” Sparkling juice nearly went up her nose, and she set the flute aside. “Why would anyone need to go through this a hundred times?”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,254
    Chapters:
    3/8
    Comments:
    73
    Kudos:
    148
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1141
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    Schneider doesn’t remember meeting his soulmate. Penelope knows who her soulmate is, and it will never, ever happen.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,667
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    99
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    472
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    Penelope learns Schneider never experienced the joys and terrors of sleepovers as a child, and decides to fix that. Secret talents, Truth or Dare...and feelings that can only be avoided for so long.

    He hesitated. “Just to clarify...what are the rules? Off-limits stuff?”

    With her feet practically resting on his, Penelope shrugged. “I can’t think of anything. We know each other. And we’re both sober--with my kids down the hall. Basically, we’re playing Truth or Dare: Grown Ups Edition.”

    “You know, if we were really going to play the grown ups edition...” Schneider grinned at her, more than a little bit flirtatious, and she swatted him on the arm.

    “Ugh.”

    “Just saying.”

    “Not funny.”

    He kept smiling, until she started to feel a little self-conscious with him staring at her so freely. If she didn’t know better, she’d say he wasn’t kidding.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,490
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    544
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    Silent conversations spanning from 1x13 to post-S2. The sparks weren’t just above them--they were inside and around and between them, and it was Penelope who stretched her fingertips toward Schneider over the plaid blanket.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,009
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    357
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    Prompt fic; why does everyone assume they're together? Penelope can't stop thinking about it and feelings ensue. The next night, after a terrible first date, it’s that moment she thinks of, his fingertips digging casually into her skin. How warm his hands are, his broad palms. Loneliness is a terrible reason to ruin a friendship, she tells herself firmly.

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    English
    Words:
    1,659
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    511
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    “Do you think the fact that I can’t cry...do you think that makes me a bad person?”

    She shakes her head firmly, without hesitation.

    “Absolutely not, Schneider.” She reaches down to cup his cheek, as though she can transfer her certainty through the tips of her fingers. “I actually think you’re one of the best people I know.”


    Schneider comes to Penelope's door the night his mother dies. All he wants is to not be alone in that moment; what he finds is so much more.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    41,827
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    65
    Kudos:
    138
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    1352
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    Prompt fic; cuddly fluff. Penelope jabbed a finger in his direction. “No, I mean it. I hate that! I hate people who talk during the movies.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    194
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    396
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    Prompt fic; An invitation to cool off takes an unexpected turn. “No, what you need is ice cream. My treat, for the whole family. Speaking of which…” Schneider finally seemed to notice that they were the only people in the living room. “Where is everybody?”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    259
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    408
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    Prompt fic; meet-cute at the college library. Penelope managed to hold back the full heat of her temper, but barely. “Quiet! It’s not quiet,” she hissed. “It is loud. And through your headphones, it is a tiny but loud noise that is making it impossible for me to study for my final.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,234
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    299
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    Hey so couples get 2 sundaes for the price of 1 at Bonnies today would you possibly consider pretending to be my husband again

    Send a text with even a single punctuation mark, and I’ll consider it.

    ~ You suck ~

    I’m all yours!

    (Five times Penelope and Schneider pretended to be a couple, and one time they didn't.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,138
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    211
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1179
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    Penelope finds herself on Schneider’s doorstep in the middle of the night...this time, to tell him she's pregnant with his baby. They had never discussed kids because Schneider knew she didn’t want more, and Penelope knew he knew that. They’d used protection and they were in their forties and this wasn’t supposed to happen.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,846
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    723
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    Prompt fic; stolen moments that turn into more. Something about the way Schneider doesn’t touch her, the way he keeps his hands firmly at his sides even when hers move up his back and shoulders and neck, tells Penelope that maybe he’s thought about this before. Maybe he’s thought about it a lot.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,095
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    168
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    899
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    Elena and Syd break up. Schneider tries to comfort Elena.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    667
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    946
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    Penelope has had a stressful week, so Schneider decides to surprise her with a relaxing night in.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    611
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    436
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    Friendly fluff based on Schneider's canon fear of spiders. She blinked at him. “Why don’t you just kill it?” “I can’t go near it--it’ll get me!”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    645
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    426
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    A collection of moments, beginning after “Hold Please.” She smiled up at him hopefully. “Really, Schneider--it’s not your usual style, but it’s not a bad one. I like you, looking your age. Hard roads and all.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,741
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    137
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1148
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    Based off the Tumblr prompt - You dedicated a song to me on the radio and it was really sweet but I don't know who you are.

    Schneider tries to do something nice. It doesn't exactly backfire but he can't say it goes to plan either.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,066
    Chapters:
    1/5
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    425
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,583
    Chapters:
    3/6
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    140
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1768
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    Friendly massage that’s perfectly harmless…until it’s not. “You need to sleep. You’ve tried everything that would normally help. Why not give me a chance?”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,649
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    93
    Kudos:
    241
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    2097
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    An AU based on the Goat Guy story. Schneider has a yearly tradition with his stepmom that includes Lydia trying to marry him to her daughter.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,579
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    475

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