12 Works in Paula Deen

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    Summary

    A story wherein which Paula Deen and Margaret Thatcher are sisters. Includes a First World Order and a prophecy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,147
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    35
  2. Tags
    Summary

    Guy Fieri and Paula Deen can never be together. They know this, deep within. But this one last night of passion will turn into one neither of them will forget.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,092
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    160
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    Summary

    Rider goes to school.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,761
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    267
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    Gordon Ramsey dies so Guy Fieri has to sacrifice Paula Deen to Bobby Flay, whom eats her body for sustenance.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    712
    Chapters:
    3/4
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1674
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    Summary

    its 3am n i have school in the morning but I've been awake over 48 hours and I ain't stopping now.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,494
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    22
    Hits:
    471
  6. Tags
    Summary

    the fic where Paula Deen breaks up My Chemical Romance.
    (And the rewrite with completely different ending)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,987
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    367
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    Summary

    Tyler and Josh are almost home, and they've picked up some new friends along the way. When a sleep-over goes sour, they find themselves stuck in the middle of one of the biggest mysteries they've ever encountered. Join Tyler, Josh, and all their friends as they fight to find answers in the final installment of this epic trilogy.

    "Be the one, be the one to take me home and show me the sun." - 'Hometown' by twenty one pilots

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,085
    Chapters:
    27/27
    Comments:
    63
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1322
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    Summary

    Tyler and Josh make it out of Teletubby land and hitch a ride home on Green Day's tour bus. When the bus breaks down, stranding them inside of a spooky (jim) forest, Tyler and Josh will use the power of friendship to find their way back home.

    "I scream; you scream; we all scream 'cause we're terrified of what's around the corner."

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,995
    Chapters:
    25/25
    Comments:
    113
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1277
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    Summary

    Tyler and Josh are transported to the land of the Teletubbies, where they have to figure out how and why they got there- and how they're going to get back to the real world.

    "don't know why i think i could lie, 'cause there's a screen on my chest; yeah, there's a screen on my chest." - twenty one pilots

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,285
    Chapters:
    23/23
    Comments:
    78
    Kudos:
    113
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    2000
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    Summary

    it's really late at night and i'm really sorry

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,372
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    374
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    In a post apocalyptic universe, the lone surviving land mass of the United States is Florida. No one in Florida knows that the world has ended and therefore continue their lives as though nothing has happened. In this world, Kurapika and Leorio live with Killua and Gon in an abandoned apartment building and go on many adventures together throughout the state of Florida. On their adventures they visit Hisoka's organic orange farm, get doughnuts, attend a football game featuring Florida's Tonpa Bay Buccaneers vs. the Tonpa Bay Buccaneers, accidentally assassinate a world leader, meet Bill Clinton, discover a band of gypsies led by Chrollo Lucifer, discover the properties of bungee gum, and so much more!! Join them...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,928
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    806
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    Summary

    The fate of the future is now in the hands of a best selling music artist...

    Beyoncé has gone through a technological surgery due to a zombie outbreak. This surgery turned her into a machine of war, and it also prevented the plague from entering her body. Paula Deen, on the other hand, embraced the disease. She became the queen of the zombies. What will happen when these two titans of media and modern day culture clash in what used to be New York City, but what is now a battlefield.

    Zombie vs Machine.

    Butter vs Perfection

    Beyoncé vs Paula Deen

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,154
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1165

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